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Pata

Senshi wrote: »

Professor Snugglesworth wrote: »

God....Damn.....JAPAN.

I'm not even going to look. Somebody be a trooper and describe the horrible details.

God....Damn.....AMERICA.

I'm not even going to look. Somebody be a trooper and describe the horrible details.

A lot of crap with a bit of good stuff.

Spectrum

FF.net has some truly awful stuff and some stuff that is also pretty enjoyable.

If you want the *really* bad stuff, you typically have to go to other sites.

Given all the recent Pokemon talk in IRC 'cause of HG/SS, I've been tormenting people with excerpts from an absolutely brutal fanfic.

http://members.iinet.net.au/~aceywacey/pokemon.htm

It's a Pokemon fic inspired by Fist of the North Star, among other things. No, it is far less awesome than that would sound.

juice for jesus

My favorite Pokemon thing, though not strictly fanfic, is the "ash in a coma" theory. It just makes so much sense.

Spectrum

juice for jesus wrote: »

My favorite Pokemon thing, though not strictly fanfic, is the "ash in a coma" theory. It just makes so much sense.

Relinking for the unaware: http://cartoonoveranalyzations.com/2009/04/09/pokemon-explained/

setrajonas

Spectrum wrote: »

FF.net has some truly awful stuff and some stuff that is also pretty enjoyable.

If you want the *really* bad stuff, you typically have to go to other sites.

Given all the recent Pokemon talk in IRC 'cause of HG/SS, I've been tormenting people with excerpts from an absolutely brutal fanfic.

http://members.iinet.net.au/~aceywacey/pokemon.htm

It's a Pokemon fic inspired by Fist of the North Star, among other things. No, it is far less awesome than that would sound.

Jesus christ is that old. I remember someone linking me to that in... middle school.

Barrakketh

Spectrum wrote: »

FF.net has some truly awful stuff and some stuff that is also pretty enjoyable.

[...]

It's a Pokemon fic inspired by Fist of the North Star, among other things. No, it is far less awesome than that would sound.

I mentioned this last year, but Shinji and Warhammer40k.

Actual fanfic found here.

For those too scared to click either link:

As its name suggests, Shinji and Warhammer40k is a Neon Genesis Evangelion Fan Fiction that incorporates elements of everyone's favorite Grim Dark sci-fi setting into everyone's favorite brutal Humongous Mecha Deconstruction. Shinji Ikari, the resident Butt Monkey of the Eva series, discovers a case full of Warhammer 40000 miniatures and rulebooks at a very young age, with a profound affect on his personality, character, and relationship with his guardians. He takes a full 20 levels in badass as a result, becoming a Badass Bookworm Magnificent Bastard who knows no fear, charges headlong into combat without hesitation, exhibits nearly prescient planning abilities, and earns the respect reverence and adoration of his people for his heroism.

In the second chapter, he actually arrives in Tokyo-3 and meets his Evangelion. From there, things become only more Crazy Awesome.

Though the fic's title is simply Shinji and Warhammer 40K, there's numerous other influences at work. The overall framework of the story loosely follows Evangelion's established sequence of major events, although anything else that's strictly canon is pretty much kicked to the curb around the end of chapter nineteen. Shinji himself evolves into some amalgamation of Paul Atreides, Batman, Big Boss, Ciaphas Cain (HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!), Carrot Ironfoundersson, Kamina, Lelouch vi Britannia, Ender Wiggin, and unless he's careful, The God-Emperor of Mankind. The story oscillates between pitched battles that manage to top the fight scenes from Eva and domestic comedy worthy of Tenchi Muyo, the mood between the bleak despair resulting when you add Grim Dark to Evangelion and Hot Blooded defiance in the face of imminent defeat. Cast members are developed in interesting ways but not to the point of being warped beyond recognition, while the realities of Second Impact and the implications of such an event are explored to a greater extent than the source material. The author has managed to write an Eva 'fic that replaces the Wangst and navel contemplation with Beyond The Impossible, the Rule Of Cool, and chainswords, understanding and respecting the source material but doing something completely different with it. The result is something that both Eva and 40Ks fanbases can enjoy, while acting as a bridge between them and a gateway beyond. The author has also acknowledged TV Tropes as an aid to the fic. Be aware, though: Chekhov's Armoury is very much in effect, and continuity can be tricky to follow as a result.

_J_

Spectrum wrote: »

juice for jesus wrote: »

My favorite Pokemon thing, though not strictly fanfic, is the "ash in a coma" theory. It just makes so much sense.

Relinking for the unaware: http://cartoonoveranalyzations.com/2009/04/09/pokemon-explained/

This is amazing.

Professor Snugglesworth

Senshi wrote: »

Professor Snugglesworth wrote: »

God....Damn.....JAPAN.

I'm not even going to look. Somebody be a trooper and describe the horrible details.

God....Damn.....AMERICA.

I'm not even going to look. Somebody be a trooper and describe the horrible details.

I believe someone putting the artistic effort into emasculating classic literary characters is much more noteworthy than some 16 year old who just got a C- in English Lit. But maybe that's just me.

setrajonas

Writing isn't artistic effort?

Spectrum

Barrakketh wrote: »

Spectrum wrote: »

FF.net has some truly awful stuff and some stuff that is also pretty enjoyable.

[...]

It's a Pokemon fic inspired by Fist of the North Star, among other things. No, it is far less awesome than that would sound.

I mentioned this last year, but Shinji and Warhammer40k.

Actual fanfic found here.

For those too scared to click either link:

As its name suggests, Shinji and Warhammer40k is a Neon Genesis Evangelion Fan Fiction that incorporates elements of everyone's favorite Grim Dark sci-fi setting into everyone's favorite brutal Humongous Mecha Deconstruction. Shinji Ikari, the resident Butt Monkey of the Eva series, discovers a case full of Warhammer 40000 miniatures and rulebooks at a very young age, with a profound affect on his personality, character, and relationship with his guardians. He takes a full 20 levels in badass as a result, becoming a Badass Bookworm Magnificent Bastard who knows no fear, charges headlong into combat without hesitation, exhibits nearly prescient planning abilities, and earns the respect reverence and adoration of his people for his heroism.

In the second chapter, he actually arrives in Tokyo-3 and meets his Evangelion. From there, things become only more Crazy Awesome.

Though the fic's title is simply Shinji and Warhammer 40K, there's numerous other influences at work. The overall framework of the story loosely follows Evangelion's established sequence of major events, although anything else that's strictly canon is pretty much kicked to the curb around the end of chapter nineteen. Shinji himself evolves into some amalgamation of Paul Atreides, Batman, Big Boss, Ciaphas Cain (HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!), Carrot Ironfoundersson, Kamina, Lelouch vi Britannia, Ender Wiggin, and unless he's careful, The God-Emperor of Mankind. The story oscillates between pitched battles that manage to top the fight scenes from Eva and domestic comedy worthy of Tenchi Muyo, the mood between the bleak despair resulting when you add Grim Dark to Evangelion and Hot Blooded defiance in the face of imminent defeat. Cast members are developed in interesting ways but not to the point of being warped beyond recognition, while the realities of Second Impact and the implications of such an event are explored to a greater extent than the source material. The author has managed to write an Eva 'fic that replaces the Wangst and navel contemplation with Beyond The Impossible, the Rule Of Cool, and chainswords, understanding and respecting the source material but doing something completely different with it. The result is something that both Eva and 40Ks fanbases can enjoy, while acting as a bridge between them and a gateway beyond. The author has also acknowledged TV Tropes as an aid to the fic. Be aware, though: Chekhov's Armoury is very much in effect, and continuity can be tricky to follow as a result.

Yes, and the 'competing' fic to Shinji and W40K is Thousand Shinji, which is at it sounds.

Actual fanfic: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3946501/1/Thousand_Shinji

And again, if you're afraid

Thousand Shinji is a Neon Genesis Evangelion/Warhammer 40000 fanfic that takes a different tack from the "competitor", Shinji And Warhammer 40 K. In this reality, Warhammer 40000 as a universe exists or at least did, before the Xanatos Roulette of the warp powers started. Shinji was found as a young boy and trained by Khnemu, displaced Sorcerer of the Thousand Sons Legion. When summoned by Gendo to Tokyo-3, Shinji begins his own machinations to repay Gendo for his "kindness", only to have things turn out not quite as planned.

Completed, with Mega Crossover sequel The Open Door currently on hiatus.

There's a sequel, entitled The Open Door, which is safely ignorable because it's fairly shit.

Hrm, we've got a page or so left. I could start linking Nanoha fic...

Slicer

Is this thread really gonna end with fanfiction

Really

Rust

it'd be a perfect ending to this particular anime thread

juice for jesus

This is why it's a bad idea to post "noo japan why" type stuff. It leads to an arms race to find the worst examples available.

Senshi

Barrakketh wrote: »

Spectrum wrote: »

FF.net has some truly awful stuff and some stuff that is also pretty enjoyable.

[...]

It's a Pokemon fic inspired by Fist of the North Star, among other things. No, it is far less awesome than that would sound.

I mentioned this last year, but Shinji and Warhammer40k.

Actual fanfic found here.

For those too scared to click either link:

As its name suggests, Shinji and Warhammer40k is a Neon Genesis Evangelion Fan Fiction that incorporates elements of everyone's favorite Grim Dark sci-fi setting into everyone's favorite brutal Humongous Mecha Deconstruction. Shinji Ikari, the resident Butt Monkey of the Eva series, discovers a case full of Warhammer 40000 miniatures and rulebooks at a very young age, with a profound affect on his personality, character, and relationship with his guardians. He takes a full 20 levels in badass as a result, becoming a Badass Bookworm Magnificent Bastard who knows no fear, charges headlong into combat without hesitation, exhibits nearly prescient planning abilities, and earns the respect reverence and adoration of his people for his heroism.

In the second chapter, he actually arrives in Tokyo-3 and meets his Evangelion. From there, things become only more Crazy Awesome.

Though the fic's title is simply Shinji and Warhammer 40K, there's numerous other influences at work. The overall framework of the story loosely follows Evangelion's established sequence of major events, although anything else that's strictly canon is pretty much kicked to the curb around the end of chapter nineteen. Shinji himself evolves into some amalgamation of Paul Atreides, Batman, Big Boss, Ciaphas Cain (HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!), Carrot Ironfoundersson, Kamina, Lelouch vi Britannia, Ender Wiggin, and unless he's careful, The God-Emperor of Mankind. The story oscillates between pitched battles that manage to top the fight scenes from Eva and domestic comedy worthy of Tenchi Muyo, the mood between the bleak despair resulting when you add Grim Dark to Evangelion and Hot Blooded defiance in the face of imminent defeat. Cast members are developed in interesting ways but not to the point of being warped beyond recognition, while the realities of Second Impact and the implications of such an event are explored to a greater extent than the source material. The author has managed to write an Eva 'fic that replaces the Wangst and navel contemplation with Beyond The Impossible, the Rule Of Cool, and chainswords, understanding and respecting the source material but doing something completely different with it. The result is something that both Eva and 40Ks fanbases can enjoy, while acting as a bridge between them and a gateway beyond. The author has also acknowledged TV Tropes as an aid to the fic. Be aware, though: Chekhov's Armoury is very much in effect, and continuity can be tricky to follow as a result.

wait so is this actually worth a read while Steam downloads CoD4?

Edit: re: "nooo japan why" - there are certain things that really do deserve to be posted under that heading (people marrying hug pillows, etc.), but a lotr doujin really doesn't. I'm sure you think tolkien's work is the definitive piece of fantasy literature but uh people write fanfiction, satire, parodies and pastiches all over the world. japanese tradition is to do so in doujin form. Is this any different than Bored of the Rings in any other way than the medium it's presented in?

Professor Snugglesworth

Slicer wrote: »

Is this thread really gonna end with fanfiction

Really

No.

It'll end with singing.

Spectrum

They both are, actually.

Well, my interest in S&W40k petered out over the past few chapters, but it was fun while it lasted.

Slicer

Senshi wrote: »

Barrakketh wrote: »

Spectrum wrote: »

FF.net has some truly awful stuff and some stuff that is also pretty enjoyable.

[...]

It's a Pokemon fic inspired by Fist of the North Star, among other things. No, it is far less awesome than that would sound.

I mentioned this last year, but Shinji and Warhammer40k.

Actual fanfic found here.

For those too scared to click either link:

As its name suggests, Shinji and Warhammer40k is a Neon Genesis Evangelion Fan Fiction that incorporates elements of everyone's favorite Grim Dark sci-fi setting into everyone's favorite brutal Humongous Mecha Deconstruction. Shinji Ikari, the resident Butt Monkey of the Eva series, discovers a case full of Warhammer 40000 miniatures and rulebooks at a very young age, with a profound affect on his personality, character, and relationship with his guardians. He takes a full 20 levels in badass as a result, becoming a Badass Bookworm Magnificent Bastard who knows no fear, charges headlong into combat without hesitation, exhibits nearly prescient planning abilities, and earns the respect reverence and adoration of his people for his heroism.

In the second chapter, he actually arrives in Tokyo-3 and meets his Evangelion. From there, things become only more Crazy Awesome.

Though the fic's title is simply Shinji and Warhammer 40K, there's numerous other influences at work. The overall framework of the story loosely follows Evangelion's established sequence of major events, although anything else that's strictly canon is pretty much kicked to the curb around the end of chapter nineteen. Shinji himself evolves into some amalgamation of Paul Atreides, Batman, Big Boss, Ciaphas Cain (HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!), Carrot Ironfoundersson, Kamina, Lelouch vi Britannia, Ender Wiggin, and unless he's careful, The God-Emperor of Mankind. The story oscillates between pitched battles that manage to top the fight scenes from Eva and domestic comedy worthy of Tenchi Muyo, the mood between the bleak despair resulting when you add Grim Dark to Evangelion and Hot Blooded defiance in the face of imminent defeat. Cast members are developed in interesting ways but not to the point of being warped beyond recognition, while the realities of Second Impact and the implications of such an event are explored to a greater extent than the source material. The author has managed to write an Eva 'fic that replaces the Wangst and navel contemplation with Beyond The Impossible, the Rule Of Cool, and chainswords, understanding and respecting the source material but doing something completely different with it. The result is something that both Eva and 40Ks fanbases can enjoy, while acting as a bridge between them and a gateway beyond. The author has also acknowledged TV Tropes as an aid to the fic. Be aware, though: Chekhov's Armoury is very much in effect, and continuity can be tricky to follow as a result.

wait so is this actually worth a read while Steam downloads CoD4?

Fanfiction worth reading sounds a lot like the idea that ice can be hot.

Professor Snugglesworth wrote: »

Slicer wrote: »

Is this thread really gonna end with fanfiction

Really

No.

It'll end with singing.

what the

juice for jesus

The idea of a tabletop RPG turning an introvert into a badass alpha male sounds a bit backwards.

Barrakketh

Senshi wrote: »

Barrakketh wrote: »

Spectrum wrote: »

FF.net has some truly awful stuff and some stuff that is also pretty enjoyable.

[...]

It's a Pokemon fic inspired by Fist of the North Star, among other things. No, it is far less awesome than that would sound.

I mentioned this last year, but Shinji and Warhammer40k.

Actual fanfic found here.

For those too scared to click either link:

As its name suggests, Shinji and Warhammer40k is a Neon Genesis Evangelion Fan Fiction that incorporates elements of everyone's favorite Grim Dark sci-fi setting into everyone's favorite brutal Humongous Mecha Deconstruction. Shinji Ikari, the resident Butt Monkey of the Eva series, discovers a case full of Warhammer 40000 miniatures and rulebooks at a very young age, with a profound affect on his personality, character, and relationship with his guardians. He takes a full 20 levels in badass as a result, becoming a Badass Bookworm Magnificent Bastard who knows no fear, charges headlong into combat without hesitation, exhibits nearly prescient planning abilities, and earns the respect reverence and adoration of his people for his heroism.

In the second chapter, he actually arrives in Tokyo-3 and meets his Evangelion. From there, things become only more Crazy Awesome.

Though the fic's title is simply Shinji and Warhammer 40K, there's numerous other influences at work. The overall framework of the story loosely follows Evangelion's established sequence of major events, although anything else that's strictly canon is pretty much kicked to the curb around the end of chapter nineteen. Shinji himself evolves into some amalgamation of Paul Atreides, Batman, Big Boss, Ciaphas Cain (HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!), Carrot Ironfoundersson, Kamina, Lelouch vi Britannia, Ender Wiggin, and unless he's careful, The God-Emperor of Mankind. The story oscillates between pitched battles that manage to top the fight scenes from Eva and domestic comedy worthy of Tenchi Muyo, the mood between the bleak despair resulting when you add Grim Dark to Evangelion and Hot Blooded defiance in the face of imminent defeat. Cast members are developed in interesting ways but not to the point of being warped beyond recognition, while the realities of Second Impact and the implications of such an event are explored to a greater extent than the source material. The author has managed to write an Eva 'fic that replaces the Wangst and navel contemplation with Beyond The Impossible, the Rule Of Cool, and chainswords, understanding and respecting the source material but doing something completely different with it. The result is something that both Eva and 40Ks fanbases can enjoy, while acting as a bridge between them and a gateway beyond. The author has also acknowledged TV Tropes as an aid to the fic. Be aware, though: Chekhov's Armoury is very much in effect, and continuity can be tricky to follow as a result.

wait so is this actually worth a read while Steam downloads CoD4?

Yes, but as with all fanfics YMMV.

Senshi

Slicer wrote: »

Senshi wrote: »

Barrakketh wrote: »

Spectrum wrote: »

FF.net has some truly awful stuff and some stuff that is also pretty enjoyable.

[...]

It's a Pokemon fic inspired by Fist of the North Star, among other things. No, it is far less awesome than that would sound.

I mentioned this last year, but Shinji and Warhammer40k.

Actual fanfic found here.

For those too scared to click either link:

As its name suggests, Shinji and Warhammer40k is a Neon Genesis Evangelion Fan Fiction that incorporates elements of everyone's favorite Grim Dark sci-fi setting into everyone's favorite brutal Humongous Mecha Deconstruction. Shinji Ikari, the resident Butt Monkey of the Eva series, discovers a case full of Warhammer 40000 miniatures and rulebooks at a very young age, with a profound affect on his personality, character, and relationship with his guardians. He takes a full 20 levels in badass as a result, becoming a Badass Bookworm Magnificent Bastard who knows no fear, charges headlong into combat without hesitation, exhibits nearly prescient planning abilities, and earns the respect reverence and adoration of his people for his heroism.

In the second chapter, he actually arrives in Tokyo-3 and meets his Evangelion. From there, things become only more Crazy Awesome.

Though the fic's title is simply Shinji and Warhammer 40K, there's numerous other influences at work. The overall framework of the story loosely follows Evangelion's established sequence of major events, although anything else that's strictly canon is pretty much kicked to the curb around the end of chapter nineteen. Shinji himself evolves into some amalgamation of Paul Atreides, Batman, Big Boss, Ciaphas Cain (HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!), Carrot Ironfoundersson, Kamina, Lelouch vi Britannia, Ender Wiggin, and unless he's careful, The God-Emperor of Mankind. The story oscillates between pitched battles that manage to top the fight scenes from Eva and domestic comedy worthy of Tenchi Muyo, the mood between the bleak despair resulting when you add Grim Dark to Evangelion and Hot Blooded defiance in the face of imminent defeat. Cast members are developed in interesting ways but not to the point of being warped beyond recognition, while the realities of Second Impact and the implications of such an event are explored to a greater extent than the source material. The author has managed to write an Eva 'fic that replaces the Wangst and navel contemplation with Beyond The Impossible, the Rule Of Cool, and chainswords, understanding and respecting the source material but doing something completely different with it. The result is something that both Eva and 40Ks fanbases can enjoy, while acting as a bridge between them and a gateway beyond. The author has also acknowledged TV Tropes as an aid to the fic. Be aware, though: Chekhov's Armoury is very much in effect, and continuity can be tricky to follow as a result.

wait so is this actually worth a read while Steam downloads CoD4?

Fanfiction worth reading sounds a lot like the idea that ice can be hot.

I always seem to come back to this but

re-take_cover.jpg

Barrakketh

juice for jesus wrote: »

The idea of a tabletop RPG turning an introvert into a badass alpha male sounds a bit backwards.

It's not the RPG itself, per se. To quote one of the trope entries "As a child, Shinji talked to his four favorite figures: a Space Marine, an Eldar Farseer, an Ork Warboss, and a Chaos Space Marine. At some point, they started talking back. Sometimes to other people."

If you're familiar with WH40K you'll have some idea of how they could be capable for transforming Shinji into something that isn't a giant wuss when they function kind of like spirit advisors.

Aroduc

Somebody clearly had way too much time on their hands.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMxX3PChOq4

Kamar

Aroduc wrote: »

Somebody clearly had way too much time on their hands.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMxX3PChOq4

It was cool, though.

juice for jesus

Heh, the ad that popped up on that was "create a baby".

Sora no Woto 8: dumb comic relief episode. Hopefully that means a turn for the dramatic is on the way.

Spectrum

Flawless victory.

Quid

Episode seven of Magical Girl.

Did not expect that.

Sadly, however, I am not surprised by the vagina tree.

vagrant_winds

Aroduc wrote: »

Somebody clearly had way too much time on their hands.

There can never be too much time for AWESOME.
Also, what's the song?

setrajonas

That's the OP for the Nanoha movie, Phantom Minds.

Spectrum

Quid wrote: »

Episode seven of Magical Girl.

Did not expect that.

Sadly, however, I am not surprised by the vagina tree.

:^: Keep watching! It's still only onward and upward from here.

B:L

Spectrum wrote: »

Quid wrote: »

Episode seven of Magical Girl.

Did not expect that.

Sadly, however, I am not surprised by the vagina tree.

:^: Keep watching! It's still only onward and upward from here.

What is this, Sexy Magical Girl?

Quid

The episode itself wasn't near as bad as the first ones. Just kind of slow.

Spectrum

Yeah, it's a bridging episode. Gotta get some things established before we jump on into the conclusion.

Also, I have been told that the next anime thread OP is going to be fantastic.

Page-

That's what they said about the last one.

Spectrum

Page- wrote: »

That's what they said about the last one.

And it *was* fantastic.

B:L

New thread here:
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=115769