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the man in the chair.

supernova_angelsupernova_angel Registered User regular
edited January 2007 in Social Entropy++
let me set the scene for you.

getting my cars front end re-aligned...
which they say will take 1/2 hours...

I bring the laptop thinking I will be getting my essay done for class.
<awkward man comes and sits by me>
he then begins to proceed to talk nonstop for the past hour...
topics which he has discussed.
-laptops
-snakes
-his three sons
-his hat
-george bush
Topics which I care about.
.
.
.


I'm contemplating either vulcan nerve pinch.... or Snake's takedown method.....

AND DISCUSS.
(also for conversation backup topic will be creepy old men and the awkward conversation they make.)

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  • BewisBewis Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I saw "front end re-aligned" and immediatly got a massive erection.

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  • 99knives99knives Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    WHAT?

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    His mouth should be lose enough to shove a cock into now.

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  • Sub StandardSub Standard Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    So what did he say about his hat? I assume it was a very nice hat if he talked at length about it.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Show him your collection of homoerotic german shit porn.

    Then go suck his tailpipe while jacked up on a car lift.

    faggot.

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  • supernova_angelsupernova_angel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    yes.
    it's being RE-ALIGNED
    because I BLEW my tires


    thank you 10-inch riser.......

    and follow with such homosexual innuendo/car jokes.

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  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    there is only one option


    buttsex

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  • Sub StandardSub Standard Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Butthats.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    40 to 60. Seconds. Gears. Dig it

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  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sub Standard wrote:
    Butthats.

    O I C WHAT U DID THAR!

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    guys i think it's a girl.

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  • SlungsolowSlungsolow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    what kind of idiot hits a curb fast enough to blow his tires and fuck his alignment?

    and se++ idiot, thats who.

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    fuck your forums, fuck your administrator and fuck dynagrip for getting away with the long troll.
  • supernova_angelsupernova_angel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    it was about how his hat was not suited for cold weather...
    and how he should replace it...
    and what kind of hat he wants to replace it with...

    all I want is to get the taurus fixed :(

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  • alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sub Standard wrote:
    So what did he say about his hat? I assume it was a very nice hat if he talked at length about it.

    I am putting my money on Fedora. You can really make a good conversation just on the subject of fedoras.

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  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    ascot wrote:
    guys i think it's a girl.

    GIRLZ ON TEH TUBES>!??

    NAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    you guys suck

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  • supernova_angelsupernova_angel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I put new headlights in....
    but aimed them too far up.
    while I was leaving the gym, I ran over the riser
    and blew my front two tires and shattered one of my neon tubes.

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    supernova_angel wrote:
    I put new headlights in....
    but aimed them too far up.
    while I was leaving the gym, I ran over the riser
    and blew my front two tires and shattered one of my neon tubes.
    Did you damage the flux capacitor?

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    supernova_angel wrote:
    I put new headlights in....
    but aimed them too far up.
    while I was leaving the gym, I ran over the riser
    and blew my front two tires and shattered one of my neon tubes.

    :o

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  • BewisBewis Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    supernova_angel wrote:
    neon tubes

    Why do people do this to cars? It makes them look stupid. The cars, not the people.

    Actually the people too.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Fallout wrote:
    you guys suck

    We should get you a drum kit and a stool with an open middle (donut style) then you can shit on my face while you do grind-core machine gunning.

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  • SlungsolowSlungsolow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    were you trying to tokyo drift out of the parking lot?

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    fuck your forums, fuck your administrator and fuck dynagrip for getting away with the long troll.
  • EffStarStarStarEffStarStarStar Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    supernova_angel wrote:
    I put new headlights in....
    but aimed them too far up.
    while I was leaving the gym, I ran over the riser
    and blew my front two tires and shattered one of my neon tubes.

    Let this be a lesson to you.

    The Taurus is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Callius wrote:
    Fallout wrote:
    you guys suck

    We should get you a drum kit and a stool with an open middle (donut style) then you can shit on my face while you do grind-core machine gunning.

    SETV no longer thirsts for content!

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Bewis wrote:
    supernova_angel wrote:
    neon tubes

    Why do people do this to cars? It makes them look stupid. The cars, not the people.

    Actually the people too.
    Yeah, and why put neon tubes on a Ford Taurus?

    Actually, why put them on any car yeah?

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  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    supernova_angel wrote:
    I put new headlights in....
    but aimed them too far up.
    while I was leaving the gym, I ran over the riser
    and blew my front two tires and shattered one of my neon tubes.


    2 FAST 2 FURIOUS

    over that riser

    douchebag.

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  • supernova_angelsupernova_angel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    flux was damaged.
    but now i'm back online....

    (for some reason that reminded me of starcraft.)

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  • Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    supernova_angel wrote:
    neon tubes
    supernova_angel wrote:
    taurus
    AH HAIL NAW

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I have neon tubes on my steering wheel, all the way around my windshield on the inside, and on the rims of my glasses.

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  • Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    ascot wrote:
    guys i think it's theSAVED

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Tell the guy that the internet thinks his current hat is just SWELL.

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  • BewisBewis Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    I have neon tubes on my steering wheel, all the way around my windshield on the inside, and on the rims of my glasses.

    I've got a neon tube stuck up my ass. It burns.

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  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Seriously, neon on the Taurus...this guy officially loses on all concievable levels.

    BEGIN THE MOCKERY

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    hey man some of those dudes in their pimped out cars look pretty cool peeling out of the jack in the box parking lot while i sit there hoping they get t-boned at the intersection

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Kantankeris wrote:
    Tell the guy that the internet thinks his current hat is just SWELL.
    Also tell him that we watch him while he sleeps.

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  • Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Fallout wrote:
    hey man some of those dudes in their pimped out cars look pretty cool peeling out of the jack in the box parking lot while i sit there hoping they t-bone a cop at the intersection

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  • WidepathWidepath Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    supernova_angel wrote:
    which they say will take 1/2 hours...

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  • supernova_angelsupernova_angel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    the Taurus is a beast.

    and it's a work in progress....
    (I apprentice at a airbrushing place that does custom paint on cars, bikes. etc) so i'm working on the body/look and then I shall paint it and it shall be amazing...

    I hope.


    and we refer to it as the clitaurus. for future reference.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Do you huff the paint there too?

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Yeah, this is theSAVED

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