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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    The newest rule saddens me, by the way.

    EDIT: Correction, the two newest rules.

    Sheri on
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    FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Nucsh wrote:
    FortyTwo wrote:
    Wait...so there ar NO tits in this thread?

    fuck this noise.
    I can PM you my tits if you want

    That would be pretty cool

    FortyTwo on
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sheri's boobs are so small that they're actually going to lift up instead of sag. So little mass that they are lighter than air.

    Callius on
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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    The newest rule saddens me, by the way.

    EDIT: Correction, the two newest rules.
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Callius wrote:
    Sheri's boobs are so small that they're actually going to lift up instead of sag. So little mass that they are lighter than air.

    Eat a sandwich, hippie.

    Sheri on
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    FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    Sheri's boobs are so small that they're actually going to lift up instead of sag. So little mass that they are lighter than air.

    Eat a sandwich, hippie.

    you two are MEANT for each other.

    Just fuck and get it over with

    also take pictures

    FortyTwo on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    FortyTwo wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    Sheri's boobs are so small that they're actually going to lift up instead of sag. So little mass that they are lighter than air.

    Eat a sandwich, hippie.

    you two are MEANT for each other.

    Just fuck and get it over with

    also take pictures

    His dick is, like

    Taller than me.

    Sheri on
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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    is the retard gone?

    Jordyn on
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    xeroismygodxeroismygod Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    is the retard gone?

    Dear,

    This is SE++

    xeroismygod on
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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    FortyTwo wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    Sheri's boobs are so small that they're actually going to lift up instead of sag. So little mass that they are lighter than air.

    Eat a sandwich, hippie.

    you two are MEANT for each other.

    Just fuck and get it over with

    also take pictures

    His dick is, like

    Taller than me.

    It wouldn't fit between your boobs that's for sure.

    As7 on
    XBOX Live: Arsenic7
    Secret Satan
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    FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    FortyTwo wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    Sheri's boobs are so small that they're actually going to lift up instead of sag. So little mass that they are lighter than air.

    Eat a sandwich, hippie.

    you two are MEANT for each other.

    Just fuck and get it over with

    also take pictures

    His dick is, like

    Taller than me.

    So I hear, its like him, tall and skinny - he can check a car's oil with it.

    FortyTwo on
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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    is the retard gone?

    Dear,

    This is SE++

    yeah, good point.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    is the retard gone?

    Nah, I'm still here.

    Callius on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    FortyTwo wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    FortyTwo wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    Sheri's boobs are so small that they're actually going to lift up instead of sag. So little mass that they are lighter than air.

    Eat a sandwich, hippie.

    you two are MEANT for each other.

    Just fuck and get it over with

    also take pictures

    His dick is, like

    Taller than me.

    So I hear, its like him, tall and skinny - he can check a car's oil with it.

    From what I remember of photos, it is not 'tall and skinny.' It's like a bratwurst, as opposed to a hot dog.

    Sheri on
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    SlungsolowSlungsolow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    This is a touch random...

    But is anyone here a legal expert?

    Say, if I'm driving and a cop pulls me over, what gives him the right to search my car? If I smell slightly of weed does that give him a right to go through it? Can he go through my trunk? When CAN'T he go through my trunk? Can I get in trouble for driving if I smell like weed? etc. etc.

    I'm pretty sure that the smell of marijuana gives the police the right to search your vehicle without a warrant. You could always say "no" if they ask.

    Slungsolow on
    fuck your forums, fuck your administrator and fuck dynagrip for getting away with the long troll.
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    FortyTwo wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    Sheri's boobs are so small that they're actually going to lift up instead of sag. So little mass that they are lighter than air.

    Eat a sandwich, hippie.

    you two are MEANT for each other.

    Just fuck and get it over with

    also take pictures

    His dick is, like

    Taller than me.
    Actually, I think I've got a good quarter inch over you.

    Callius on
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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    To be fair though, Sheri's penis is pretty huge.

    As7 on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Arsenic7 wrote:
    To be fair though, Sheri's penis is pretty huge.

    Wait what

    Sheri on
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    FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    FortyTwo wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    FortyTwo wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    Sheri's boobs are so small that they're actually going to lift up instead of sag. So little mass that they are lighter than air.

    Eat a sandwich, hippie.

    you two are MEANT for each other.

    Just fuck and get it over with

    also take pictures

    His dick is, like

    Taller than me.

    So I hear, its like him, tall and skinny - he can check a car's oil with it.

    From what I remember of photos, it is not 'tall and skinny.' It's like a bratwurst, as opposed to a hot dog.

    Damn, no wonder his grilfriend is so hot. If I had a kielbasa-like wang I might have better luck.

    FortyTwo on
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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    FortyTwo wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    FortyTwo wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    Sheri's boobs are so small that they're actually going to lift up instead of sag. So little mass that they are lighter than air.

    Eat a sandwich, hippie.

    you two are MEANT for each other.

    Just fuck and get it over with

    also take pictures

    His dick is, like

    Taller than me.

    So I hear, its like him, tall and skinny - he can check a car's oil with it.

    From what I remember of photos, it is not 'tall and skinny.' It's like a bratwurst, as opposed to a hot dog.

    His penis is a force of nature that puts all others to shame.

    Hunter on
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    xeroismygodxeroismygod Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    FortyTwo wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    FortyTwo wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    FortyTwo wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    Sheri's boobs are so small that they're actually going to lift up instead of sag. So little mass that they are lighter than air.

    Eat a sandwich, hippie.

    you two are MEANT for each other.

    Just fuck and get it over with

    also take pictures

    His dick is, like

    Taller than me.

    So I hear, its like him, tall and skinny - he can check a car's oil with it.

    From what I remember of photos, it is not 'tall and skinny.' It's like a bratwurst, as opposed to a hot dog.

    Damn, no wonder his grilfriend is so hot. If I had a kielbasa-like wang I might have better luck.

    The only answer is fisting. Your arm will make up for such shortcomings.

    xeroismygod on
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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    more quotes! mooooooore!

    Jordyn on
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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    This is a touch random...

    But is anyone here a legal expert?

    Say, if I'm driving and a cop pulls me over, what gives him the right to search my car? If I smell slightly of weed does that give him a right to go through it? Can he go through my trunk? When CAN'T he go through my trunk? Can I get in trouble for driving if I smell like weed? etc. etc.

    The cop has a gun, you should just feel lucky he didn't want to rape you too.

    By law the cop can't search your car without permission, but he doesn't have to let you go either, there are plenty of procedures an officer can use to mess with you. If you get pulled over while smelling of weed, there's a good chance that you were smoking said weed while driving, which is something I don't condone. Stay off the road if you're going to get baked, it effects your driving.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    more quotes! mooooooore!
    Jordyn wrote:
    more quotes! mooooooore!
    Jordyn wrote:
    more quotes! mooooooore!
    Jordyn wrote:
    more quotes! mooooooore!
    Jordyn wrote:
    more quotes! mooooooore!
    Jordyn wrote:
    more quotes! mooooooore!

    Hunter on
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    42, invest in a good set of ropes.

    If they can't run away then they can't leave you.

    Callius on
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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.

    Phonehand on
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    FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Callius wrote:
    42, invest in a good set of ropes.

    If they can't run away then they can't leave you.

    Good advice - I did just read Less Than Zero - it seemed to work for THAT guy.

    I've never had any complaints about that, all jokes aside. Nothing to write home about - but it makes its presence known and gets the job done - efffectively.

    FortyTwo on
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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    Arsenic7 wrote:
    To be fair though, Sheri's penis is pretty huge.

    Wait what

    Cliches LOL.

    As7 on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Damnit, 42, now everyone's gonna be like, 'Dudes, my dick is sooooooooooo big let me tell you'

    Sheri on
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    Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    This is a touch random...

    But is anyone here a legal expert?

    Say, if I'm driving and a cop pulls me over, what gives him the right to search my car? If I smell slightly of weed does that give him a right to go through it? Can he go through my trunk? When CAN'T he go through my trunk? Can I get in trouble for driving if I smell like weed? etc. etc.

    The cop has a gun, you should just feel lucky he didn't want to rape you too.

    By law the cop can't search your car without permission, but he doesn't have to let you go either, there are plenty of procedures an officer can use to mess with you. If you get pulled over while smelling of weed, there's a good chance that you were smoking said weed while driving, which is something I don't condone. Stay off the road if you're going to get baked, it effects your driving.

    Oh no, I was quite sober. I had just been smoking at my friends apt. but had sobered up over a couple of movies and sitting around and talking. I had to drive back, but I'm sure my clothes still smelled like weed, and I had some stuff in the car that would get me into trouble.

    Dangerou-Dave on
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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    This is a touch random...

    But is anyone here a legal expert?

    Say, if I'm driving and a cop pulls me over, what gives him the right to search my car? If I smell slightly of weed does that give him a right to go through it? Can he go through my trunk? When CAN'T he go through my trunk? Can I get in trouble for driving if I smell like weed? etc. etc.

    The cop has a gun, you should just feel lucky he didn't want to rape you too.

    By law the cop can't search your car without permission, but he doesn't have to let you go either, there are plenty of procedures an officer can use to mess with you. If you get pulled over while smelling of weed, there's a good chance that you were smoking said weed while driving, which is something I don't condone. Stay off the road if you're going to get baked, it effects your driving.

    Oh no, I was quite sober. I had just been smoking at my friends apt. but had sobered up over a couple of movies and sitting around and talking. I had to drive back, but I'm sure my clothes still smelled like weed, and I had some stuff in the car that would get me into trouble.
    Don't get pulled over then.

    TankHammer on
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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I dunno, my dick is pretty tiny.

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I don't want to brag....

    but I can eat more barbequed oyster than a hungry otter.

    As7 on
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    Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    Well at 2:30 am in a college town the cops here will pull you over for blinking.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    My dick kinda' looks like a dick.

    But guys who get hung up about their dicks are retards. The real stuff is the props and methods you apply in addition to it.

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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I mean compared to the Washington Monument

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I bet Callius has the smallest tonge in the world.

    Now that would be karma.

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    SlungsolowSlungsolow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    This is a touch random...

    But is anyone here a legal expert?

    Say, if I'm driving and a cop pulls me over, what gives him the right to search my car? If I smell slightly of weed does that give him a right to go through it? Can he go through my trunk? When CAN'T he go through my trunk? Can I get in trouble for driving if I smell like weed? etc. etc.

    oh wait... smelling like weed gives him probably cause. If you don't consent to the search he can do 2 things 1) ask for a warrant 2) impound the car

    Slungsolow on
    fuck your forums, fuck your administrator and fuck dynagrip for getting away with the long troll.
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    Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    Slungsolow wrote:
    This is a touch random...

    But is anyone here a legal expert?

    Say, if I'm driving and a cop pulls me over, what gives him the right to search my car? If I smell slightly of weed does that give him a right to go through it? Can he go through my trunk? When CAN'T he go through my trunk? Can I get in trouble for driving if I smell like weed? etc. etc.

    oh wait... smelling like weed gives him probably cause. If you don't consent to the search he can do 2 things 1) ask for a warrant 2) impound the car

    That's what I kind of figured. I always always walk but I was parked in a reserved lot and didn't want to get towed. I was completely sober, but it was 2:30 and I smelled like weed, so I was just curious...

    Dangerou-Dave on
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    FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    This is a touch random...

    But is anyone here a legal expert?

    Say, if I'm driving and a cop pulls me over, what gives him the right to search my car? If I smell slightly of weed does that give him a right to go through it? Can he go through my trunk? When CAN'T he go through my trunk? Can I get in trouble for driving if I smell like weed? etc. etc.

    The cop has a gun, you should just feel lucky he didn't want to rape you too.

    By law the cop can't search your car without permission, but he doesn't have to let you go either, there are plenty of procedures an officer can use to mess with you. If you get pulled over while smelling of weed, there's a good chance that you were smoking said weed while driving, which is something I don't condone. Stay off the road if you're going to get baked, it effects your driving.

    Oh no, I was quite sober. I had just been smoking at my friends apt. but had sobered up over a couple of movies and sitting around and talking. I had to drive back, but I'm sure my clothes still smelled like weed, and I had some stuff in the car that would get me into trouble.
    Don't get pulled over then.

    That constitutes "Reasonable Suspiscion" so yes he can search your person and the immediae area you were in. The trunk however he would most likely have to ask permission for, if he didn't find anything in there that would give him "Probable Cause."

    Say he found a bong, or whatever. You have a bong and smell like marijuana - he now has probable cause to search your entire car and possibly bring you in while they test you and the bong (for residue and such.)

    the police can hold you for 24 hours without charging you with anything, while they investigate. If that ever happens, clam up (even if you are innocent) and get a lawyer immediately.

    Probable cause and reasonable suspiscion are very gray areas much of the time and a good lawyer could get you off.

    FortyTwo on
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