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[Phalla] Phallakinetic Armageddon - It's all over! REND AND THE PINNACLE GUILD WIN!

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  • AlyceInWonderlandAlyceInWonderland Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Alright, I guess i'll SignUp for this.

    If I must.

    AlyceInWonderland on
  • SpawnbrokerSpawnbroker Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Alright, I guess i'll SignUp for this.

    If I must.

    I am going to murdalize you.

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  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    REND RAN THE PHALLA THAT MADE ME GET INTO PHALLA

    HE WILL DIE LAST

    Which one was that?

    Rend on
  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Rend wrote: »
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    REND RAN THE PHALLA THAT MADE ME GET INTO PHALLA

    HE WILL DIE LAST

    Which one was that?

    IT WAS WARHAMMER 40k BASED.

    CHAOS WON.

    AN ORK WAS POSING AS A GUARDSMAN IMPROBABLY.

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  • AlyceInWonderlandAlyceInWonderland Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Alright, I guess i'll SignUp for this.

    If I must.

    I am going to murdalize you.

    Chea, we shall see.

    AlyceInWonderland on
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    Rend wrote: »
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    REND RAN THE PHALLA THAT MADE ME GET INTO PHALLA

    HE WILL DIE LAST

    Which one was that?

    IT WAS WARHAMMER 40k BASED.

    CHAOS WON.

    AN ORK WAS POSING AS A GUARDSMAN IMPROBABLY.

    Oh god yes.

    That was awesome

    Rend on
  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    REND RAN THE PHALLA THAT MADE ME GET INTO PHALLA

    HE WILL DIE LAST

    what about me, my avatar is cool and I called you the Yellow Darth Vader?

    I deserve something like 3rd to last or something.

    Egos on
  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Egos wrote: »
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    REND RAN THE PHALLA THAT MADE ME GET INTO PHALLA

    HE WILL DIE LAST

    what about me, my avatar is cool and I called you the Yellow Darth Vader?

    I deserve something like 3rd to last or something.

    HAHA

    HAHAHAHAHAHA

    Fiaryn on
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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Fiaryn, I promise you that when you have died horribly I shall loot and wear your monocle and top hat with pride.

    Burnage on
  • SpectrumSpectrum Super High-School Level ??? Hope's Peak AcademyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Burnage wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    okay fine you were Chaotic neutral

    no pun intended

    I feel sorry for whichever faction gets the Red We're Evil Everyone kills us colouring

    I feel bad for SPECTRUM :P.

    You should never feel bad for Spectrum.
    I will fucking silly goose you, you silly goose.

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    rend why do you ignore meeeeee

    spectrum why are you the silliest gooose

    M.D. on
  • RingoRingo Stardust, Golden Caught in a Devil's BargainRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Memories....

    all alone in the moonlight.

    only we have no moon....

    Gumpy has ruined the night sky

    Ringo on
    ceres wrote: »
    I'm just going to go ahead and lock this thread before I feel any worse about humanity.
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  • LucedesLucedes *heaps mad squawk* Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    You all seem to want very much to kill one another.

    Carry on, carry on.

    Lucedes on
  • vagrant_windsvagrant_winds is pumped-up. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Spectrum wrote: »
    Burnage wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    okay fine you were Chaotic neutral

    no pun intended

    I feel sorry for whichever faction gets the Red We're Evil Everyone kills us colouring

    I feel bad for SPECTRUM :P.

    You should never feel bad for Spectrum.
    I will fucking silly goose you, you silly goose.

    You can't if you lack the courage to sign up. At this stage it's all bark and no bite.

    vagrant_winds on
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  • SpectrumSpectrum Super High-School Level ??? Hope's Peak AcademyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Spectrum wrote: »
    Burnage wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    okay fine you were Chaotic neutral

    no pun intended

    I feel sorry for whichever faction gets the Red We're Evil Everyone kills us colouring

    I feel bad for SPECTRUM :P.

    You should never feel bad for Spectrum.
    I will fucking silly goose you, you silly goose.

    You can't if you lack the courage to sign up. At this stage it's all bark and no bite.
    Go silly goose yourself, newbie.

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    !Spectrum

    Burnage on
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    rend why do you ignore meeeeee

    spectrum why are you the silliest gooose

    <3<3<3

    Rend on
  • SpectrumSpectrum Super High-School Level ??? Hope's Peak AcademyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Burnage wrote: »
    !Spectrum
    I'm a vote-immune neutral mechanic seer. The fuck do you think THAT is going to do?

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  • vagrant_windsvagrant_winds is pumped-up. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Spectrum wrote: »
    Burnage wrote: »
    !Spectrum
    I'm a BS'er who doesn't actually play phalla. The fuck do you think THAT is going to do?

    vagrant_winds on
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  • SpectrumSpectrum Super High-School Level ??? Hope's Peak AcademyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Spectrum wrote: »
    Burnage wrote: »
    !Spectrum
    I'm a BS'er who doesn't actually play phalla. The fuck do you think THAT is going to do?
    oh hey, newbie missing another in-joke. fancy that.

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Spectrum if you're not gonna sign up I kindly ask that you quit trolling the thread.

    :P

    Nocturne on
  • SpectrumSpectrum Super High-School Level ??? Hope's Peak AcademyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Spectrum if you're not gonna sign up I kindly ask that you quit trolling the thread.

    :P
    Yeah, totally trolling.

    ...

    Okay Edcrab, you are the boss, I will leave the thread that hasn't even started Day 0 yet.

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    :P = joking

    Although your response to vagrant was a bit mean. We don't want to run off newer players by berating them when they don't get in-jokes.

    Nocturne on
  • vagrant_windsvagrant_winds is pumped-up. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Oh come on, I know he's not serious.

    vagrant_winds on
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  • SpectrumSpectrum Super High-School Level ??? Hope's Peak AcademyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    ...I'm talking trash to him in IRC at the same time and I see him on another forum.

    But, uh, thanks for playing.

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  • DelphinidaesDelphinidaes FFXIV: Delphi Kisaragi Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Oh come on, I know he's not serious.

    Lies! Spectrum is always serious, even when he's joking.

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Spectrum wrote: »
    ...I'm talking trash to him in IRC at the same time and I see him on another forum.

    But, uh, thanks for playing.

    Oh cool, because everybody reading this thread knows that!

    Nocturne on
  • SpectrumSpectrum Super High-School Level ??? Hope's Peak AcademyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Spectrum wrote: »
    ...I'm talking trash to him in IRC at the same time and I see him on another forum.

    But, uh, thanks for playing.

    Oh cool, because everybody reading this thread knows that!
    I didn't need you to police me. :P

    [07:56] <Delphinidaes> Spectrum. Stop being mean to Vagrant. You hurt his feelings.
    [07:56] <AdventFalls> I am confused.
    [07:57] <Spectrum> He doesn't have feelings to hurt
    [07:57] <Spectrum> unless I started calling him vag winds like all the other jerks, but I'm not a dick
    [07:57] <vwinds> ;______;
    [07:57] <vwinds> baaaaaaaaaaw
    [07:57] <vwinds> D:
    [07:58] * vwinds sniffles
    [07:58] <Delphinidaes> See he's crying that proves he has feelings.
    [07:58] <vwinds> no one loves me!

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    This is getting silly, but for the record the "please stop trolling the thread" thing was a joke, which is why I phrased it the way I did and added the :P.

    And your comment to vagrant_winds was mean for anyone that didn't know you were joking, because not everybody is in IRC and whatever else.

    I wasn't policing you, I just thought that comment was serious and didn't want newer players to think this was how people were. Because out of context that would be a bit intimidating.

    Nocturne on
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    spectrum better sign up right now or im pulling this car over

    M.D. on
  • SpectrumSpectrum Super High-School Level ??? Hope's Peak AcademyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    This is getting silly, but for the record the "please stop trolling the thread" thing was a joke, which is why I phrased it the way I did and added the :P.

    And your comment to vagrant_winds was mean for anyone that didn't know you were joking, because not everybody is in IRC and whatever else.

    I wasn't policing you, I just thought that comment was serious and didn't want newer players to think this was how people were. Because out of context that would be a bit intimidating.
    No, no, being mean would be

    [07:58] <simonwolf> You mean Queef
    [07:58] * AdventFalls sighs
    [07:58] <simonwolf> That is what us jerks call him

    :...:

    EDIT: Hey, you drive on the wrong side of the road, I don't need to take that from you.

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    well you better sign up for my phalla which will eventually run one day

    M.D. on
  • vagrant_windsvagrant_winds is pumped-up. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Spectrum wrote: »
    !Sign Up

    [tiny]Youknowyouwantto.[/tiny]

    vagrant_winds on
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  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited March 2010

    [tiny]Youknowyouwantto.[/tiny]

    Spec has already signed up, you know!
    Spectrum wrote: »
    !sign up

    Zandracon on
  • ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    What have we here....

    !Sign up

    Exarch on
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  • RingoRingo Stardust, Golden Caught in a Devil's BargainRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    This whole page is boring

    Stop being boring

    Ringo on
    ceres wrote: »
    I'm just going to go ahead and lock this thread before I feel any worse about humanity.
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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Children.

    Don't make me turn this around.

    lonelyahava on
  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Oh hey Exarch what's up?

    Did I ever thank you for the fun time we had in the Unknown Armies Phalla?

    I don't think I ever did personally thank you for that. How very rude of me. I must remedy this very, very soon.

    Nocturne on
  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Spectrum's avatar seems to be begging to be the Neo-Renegade

    Egos on
  • HounHoun Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Space... the Final Frontier.

    Well, perhaps not all that final. I mean, as mankind increases propulsion technology, it's inevitable that the entirety of space will be explored eventually, and there will undoubtedly be more frontiers to explore. Like the depths of the human mind; just a few short years ago, no one would have imagined the power a man's mind could have on the world around him, and now the fucking moon was destroyed by thought alone. Definitely a frontier that we've only just begun to touch.

    Or how about the depths of a man's hatred? No, not hatred, but loathing, a burning, white-hot fire of absolute repulsion?

    The Arcadian Elder, Houn, suddenly realized he was thinking in italics again. Mental indulgences like these tend to crop up from time to time when you get punted into fucking space.

    "Calm," he said to himself, supressing his rage, trying his best to ignore his surroundings, or rather, the lack thereof. He tried very hard not to think about his present, because for the present, he couldn't do anything about his present. Instead, he retreated once again back into the past, into his mind, summoning up through force of will a replaying of those events that led to this situation. This would be the 237,649th replay; he felt it was important to keep track of things like that, to keep his mind sharp. Since here in the cold, black bossom of the void, his mind was pretty much all he had.

    It had begun so well; the people of Arcadia had been won over, and he'd managed to cure the New Renegade, Rainfall, of the worst of his mental afflictions, and in doing so had won a powerful ally for the planet. Yes, he had been a good leader, and had nearly secured Arcadia's security and independance for generations. But then, that fiend Gumpy, the one they called Quicken, caught him by surprise with a telekinetic attack of inconceivable power, booting entirely off the planet. The New Renegade was lost to him, along with Arcadia, and life as he once knew it.

    But, he would not be defeated so easily. Oh no, not at all. He may not have been an aberation of psychic energy like the rest of these charletans, but years of discipline and study had left him with power nearly on par with theirs, and a simple thing like being knocked into orbit would not stop him.

    He would find a way back to his beloved Arcadia. He would find his way back to the begining. And then, he would have is revenge on the one that started this all. On the one who's actions started the chain of dominoes that ended with Houn's cold and dark solitude.

    On the one that had broken his heart.

    "Kime... you will die..."

    Houn on
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