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don't even ask me to say stuff
other than grunting or like "fuuucck"
seriously it will end in shame or giggling, guaranteed
put em in a trance when i wear track pants
my dungarees make them hungry
put em over the moon when i don pantaloons
Temptation doesn't necessarily mean you're bored or something is wrong. Not all guys are Jesus Christ. Some of them aren't going to feel temptation, yeah. Some of them are, but since they love the person they're with and are content, they don't do anything. We aren't animals, driven by our instincts. We can say "no."
That being said, feeling instinctual attraction is quite different from actually playing it out. Flirting and that is right out. Get your emotions together, talk to someone you trust and/or respect, work it out. It's good for you.
but at the same time, there is something very sexy about the lady taking control herself and leading things and showing what she wants
but what if shame is the object of the exercise? hmmm?
i read online that people in the d/s scene who go both ways are called switches
i wouldn't get into the whole scene but it's fun to switch the roles around pretty often
being tied up is one of my favorite things to do, honestly
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but actually i really like giggling during sex. as long as, you know, everyone's giggling
I should probably try that blindfold thing
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scream VENUSAUR when you orgasm.
Man that is because when you were 15 and wanking every four minutes you knew you had to keep that shit on the down low.
And then when you started having sex at your parents place it had to be quiet.
Once you are in a position to yell it's like you've been trained for years to keep it quiet so you do.
Satans..... hints.....
and she was doing physicals for everyone, and we had the option to drop trou so she could check us for problems
I did, I figured she was a doctor, so why not
I later find out i am the ONLY kid that did. Literally the only kid in the ENTIRE school that let the doctor lady check out my junk
everyone went CRAZY. The doctor lady was crazy pretty and all the guys were fucking mental like OH MAN DID SHE TOUCH IT
yeah
OHHH SHIIIITTTTTTTTT WHAT MAN YOU ARE COOL AS SHIT
she's a doctor, doctors touch junk
BUT SHE TOUCHED YOUR JUNK SHIT MAN THAT'S BASICALLY FUCKING
i prefer to think of it as an homage.
yeah
yeah, thanks Cilla
I'll keep you dudes posted if you care
something something staff something something rod.
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use your magic staff to open my dark portal
Man, I'm not talking about cheating, just be careful about giving something up that is going well for something that you just think might be good.
Regrets etc...
i put on my robe and wizard hat.
Satans..... hints.....
couldn't you just say you're a bit tired of the game and stop doing it?
I mean, doing the same thing over and over with little change is pretty much a bad thing for any relationship right?
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man these guys were like 7-9 so we had a whole Little Rascals thing going on, in that we were like DUDE GIRLS NO WAY
and then were like
but i want to touch them
Is this crushing business worth it to you? Does this flirting override your normal drive to remain monogamous, perhaps justified by the "its only flirting" clause?
If so, you gotta do some soul searching.
I'm kinda repeating what Cilla already said, but I just wanted to make it crystal clear that if you are in any way justifying your behavior to yourself then you really should take a step back and evaluate your behavior. A close friend and confidante should be on hand to keep you grounded, focused, and to give second opinions.
Had the relationship continued, I imagine this would have been the logical and probable conclusion. But we'd still have to have one shitty one to know you've hit that wall.
And I don't want to be the guy finding that wall one morning with the words: OH SHIT! I'VE GOT AGGRO! GET IT OFF ME!
No one wants to be that guy.
You just played it all cool.
When I was 7-9 I was like "Girls? Yes please!" My mom used to take me to the beach and teach me to roller blade and I'd fall down constantly neck cranked halfway back checking out a girl who just passed.
Or so I'm told.
Basically I am a sucker for women, 3 nice ladies came in to my store today and I had the pleasure of making their pizzas.
"What do we owe you for the bread sticks?"
"How about a smile ladies?"
Beautiful.
(there are so many other things i could have said i know but I am suave and know not to push my luck with prissy PLNU girls)
not really "cool"
she was a doctor!
doctors touch your junk, it's one of their things!
if it had been a teacher or something trying to fuck under-10 Raneados, I'd be all like
uh whubbu whubbu whaaaaaaat
Also not-worthwhile things from Wal-Mart; those Valentine's Day plastic fuzzy handcuffs.
Especially when they're apparently too small for my wrists. It's not like I have gigantic manly wrists, they're ... average? Hell, I swear to god these handcuffs were made for children ... anyways, my girlfriend-now-fiance was so desperate to get me cuffed that she ended up forcing them shut ... pinching my skin, drawing blood, and simultaneously breaking the cuffs.
What was funner was when she tied me up using, well, a tie. Classy. What was hilarious was the 10 minutes she spend after shenanigans as she tried to untie her own knots.
3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
This reminded me of something. Something I hadn't really thought about in a long, long time.
The first time I ever went down on a girl, it was with a woman who I didn't really know too well, at her house, very late one night (she had called me up and asked if I wanted to come over and watch a movie). To paint the picture, she was in her mid twenties (I was still in my late teens), and in her living room she had an L-shaped couch up against the corner. She also had three enormous dogs (like, Beethoven).
So she is leaned back on the couch, sitting on the little part of the L-shaped couch (the bottom line in the L), and I am on the floor, on my knees, with the long side of the L to my right. I'm going to town, and I guess I am doing good, because she starts moaning. Now she had put her dogs away, but I guess one of them had gotten out, and upon hearing her moan freaked out and decided he was going to see what was wrong. So he jumped up onto the far end of the long side of the L (behind me, to my right), and starts whimpering really loudly.
This is terrible timing. She is right there.
I start to get up to shoo him away, but she grabs my head, presses me back into the fray, and says two words:
"Don't. stop."
I am conflicted. This is my first time going down on this woman, my first time going down on any woman. I want to make a "good impression", but at the same time there is a fucking two hundred pound dog like ten inches away from me what the fuck?!"
So I am sort of kneeling on my left knee, swaying wildly, my left hand is up on her breast, my right hand is inside of her, and my left leg is swept back, desperately pushing, trying to keep this gargantuan dog at bay.
She finishes, and it's like fireworks. I have never seen any woman come harder before or since.
Without a word I immediately stand up, get dressed, grab my things, run home, brush my teeth until my gums bleed, and lay in my bed wide awake until dawn wondering what the fuck just happened.
That was five or six years ago, and I haven't heard from her since.
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You should have been like "how about you let me take you to the barbecue later on?"
And when they scrunch up their eyebrows and inquire "what barbecue?" you respond with a sly smile "you know, the one that involves my hotdog and your grill."
Well I meant "cool" in the sense that everyone was carrying on and you were all like "what? It's just a doctor".
I dated a girl that wanted to pretty much do it every where, train, outside at the park, friends house, aunts house, moms house, in the car, on the car.
Hell she even wanted to go at it while we were at the zoo.
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