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This is a thread for the ladies. But fellas, listen closely
Zombies Tossed My Salad!
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Most of us have it. Some of us on a regular basis even (fuck you guys).
But we all want it.
What do you like? Kinky shit? Thats ok with me. What ever gets you hot.
Bus some of us don't get it, and thats ok too.
We've all been there, and we'd be more than happy to talk to you about it.
So lets talk about sex, baby.
Lets talk about you and me.
:winky::winky::winky:
Most of us have it. Some of us on a regular basis even (fuck you guys).
But we all want it.
What do you like? Kinky shit? Thats ok with me. What ever gets you hot.
Bus some of us don't get it, and thats ok too.
We've all been there, and we'd be more than happy to talk to you about it.
So lets talk about sex, baby.
Lets talk about you and me.
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this thread is going to depress a lot of people
a few moments of crowning glory
followed immediately by the crushing return of crippling depression
You made a comment?
I didn't see.
the one where you're like "woo yeah good wank oh wait oh nooooo"
like an actual name, not like "loneliness" or "depression"
but like "Myrtle's Moment" or something named after a person
heh now who's editing his posts
OOZI
vasectomy
and not dating dirty skanks
I have the same problem like 90% of the time
these posts were flaccid and limp approximately 4 seconds after the megathread ban
I'm actually considering doing this at some point in my life
the vasectomy part that is, because i cannot quit the hos
I actually ninja-edit probably 90% of my posts
but this has nothing to do with sex!
crwth let's do it
i pick doggy style
Lost my kid, and his mother. And her and I loved fucking. Loved it. Doesn't seem right without her.
On a lighter note, another thread today talked about how threesomes are suppose to make you feel like a god. Status wise. Anyone else NOT have this experience? The best part of mine was literally listening to Modest Mouse for the first time during it. I really like Modest Mouse it turns out.
Not really planning on starting anytime soon.
to be fair though, a LOT of this shit wouldn't get discussed if we were talking in person
you can't give a judging look and a slight and accidental grimace and head shake over the internet
you lost a kid?
like... to death? or she took it?
don't really foresee having sex in the near future so oh well
i'll just chill out i guess
I SEX YOU
Well yeah. But just the fact the conversations happen at all, and are intelligent/insightful, is pretty cool.
Steam
What're you GAY?
she said let's have a penis
anyway uhh
hoping for some sexytimes soon
haven't since january
which was the first time
:P
i had sex
Honestly man, I'd rather not feel like I'm hijacking the thread. The Boy though? He is so fucking cute and alive and in a home and he just turned three and[/hijack]
Close one. What would be awesome is if this thread was totally upbeat though, cause I haven't been upbeat about sex in a few years now. And I miss that about me.
No pressure thread.
did she put it in your butt
and man i do not want to talk to cops about that
MISTER RANEADOS
do you remember that thing you did on your birthday in 2004
oh god
DO YOU REMEMBER IT
yes
DID YOU LIKE THAT
Well i
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ANSWER THE QUESTION YES OR NO PLEASE