or when you're fucking and right when you blow the hugest load of your life, you realize that you were fucking a kodiak bear and then the bear mauls you.
I hate it when that happens.
come back home dad, we miss you
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Raneadospolice apologistyou shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered Userregular
the worst thing is when you are wearing a rubber and you cum and the girl pulls out without telling you so you can't get a proper grip on the bottom of the condom and the condom unrolls itself and turns inside out and gets stuck in her vagina and semen gets everywhere and you have to pull the condom out of her vagina and you think semen got in her vagina and then you start freaking the fuck out
Blake TDo you have enemies then?Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered Userregular
edited April 2010
Japan is also the place where there are forums like this one.
Except instead of talking about the latest comic, they are talking about where they should gather, then surround a girl and do what can only be described as group rape/grouping.
Sometimes it takes something simple, like positioning myself correctly, to help stave off premature orgasm.
Or sometimes I don't, and I go a little early, so I re-suit and then I get to have at it until she goes without fear of me fucking up the rhythm.
Thats... my contribution to this thread.
this is my ejaculation story
the first time i had sex, i did not cum
i dont know why
i just didn't
this went on for like a year. even with my girlfriend i couldn't do it.
then one day it just kinda clicked and since then i have been achievin sex orgasms!
also one time we did it on her couch and we both came in like 20 seconds
it was awesome
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although I'm also crushing on this other girl who's in a long-term relationship and she's also totally crushing on me and there's literally no good solution to this problem sooooo I haven't had the urge to get my bone on in the last few days
what do you think thread
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edited April 2010
like, if i was with a girl who really wanted to do that, i would do it. but i'm not gonna go out of my way for it.
like I will get these illusions of grandeur about the sex between my partner and I. Some scheme about how we will stay up all night and go at it like rabbits, explore the darker stuff and what have you. The idea of anal comes somewhere in here.
Orgasm comes around, and little death hits me like a goddamned train
My mind goes blank, which is archetypal, but then everything after that is a disaster. I can't muster up the emotion to give a shit about anything or anyone. I think these awful, spontaneous thoughts that my mind seems to be incapable of conjuring up when my mind isn't a blank slate.
And I mean this is some awful shit, at least to me personally.
After a little while i'm alright, but I don't make for a very good post-coitus cuddler because I am broken and get the shakes after getting laid.
Japan is also the place where there are forums like this one.
Except instead of talking about the latest comic, they are talking about where they should gather, then surround a girl and do what can only be described as group rape/grouping.
w-what
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Blake TDo you have enemies then?Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered Userregular
edited April 2010
Yaya what I think is well done for calling another woman fat.
although I'm also crushing on this other girl who's in a long-term relationship and she's also totally crushing on me and there's literally no good solution to this problem sooooo I haven't had the urge to get my bone on in the last few days
what do you think thread
get over your crush
how does this not have a solution
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like I will get these illusions of grandeur about the sex between my partner and I. Some scheme about how we will stay up all night and go at it like rabbits, explore the darker stuff and what have you. The idea of anal comes somewhere in here.
Orgasm comes around, and little death hits me like a goddamned train
My mind goes blank, which is archetypal, but then everything after that is a disaster. I can't muster up the emotion to give a shit about anything or anyone. I think these awful, spontaneous thoughts that my mind seems to be incapable of conjuring up when my mind isn't a blank slate.
And I mean this is some awful shit, at least to me personally.
After a little while i'm alright, but I don't make for a very good post-coitus cuddler because I am broken and get the shakes after getting laid.
i don't know about the last couple paragraphs but i frequently want to do more stuff after orgasm and usually do nothing instead.
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if you have anal sex and get shit on your dick you did it wrong
the colon is not a poop storage unit
wasn't your sex thread a spectacular failure?
like, the only one ever that's been bad?
maybe this was someone else though
come back home dad, we miss you
a little poo on your dick ain't no thing
bitches don't be knowin' how to use TP
ksusu you must not have had a lot of anal sex
you'll see some poo sooner or later
you're not like stirring a pot of pudding or anything but to want completely poo-free anal sex is insanity
you gotta use a waterpik in her first, flush it out
seriously who gives a shit
hahaha get it? no but seriously if you're gonna have poop sex then turn the light off if the thought of poop bothers you
half the fun is having your weiner smell like farts after anyway
i've had some anal sex
no poo yet
i am knocking on wood
by wood i mean
my boner
does this count as foreplay?
Yes. And the only reason I can think I would know is because it felt good.
So then every time it feels good thereafter there are always thoughts it your head about how it broke. Thank you, for that guilt, Amanda.
I dunno
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=101849
it went to a hundred
can't imagine things would look too nice back there, no sir.
it sure does!
If poop bothers you, you probably don't want to have anything to do with a butthole in the first place.
No light switch is going to change that.
depends how well they keep it
some people have impeccable poopers
some people do not
Or sometimes I don't, and I go a little early, so I re-suit and then I get to have at it until she goes without fear of me fucking up the rhythm.
Thats... my contribution to this thread.
it's awesome
you should try it
first that H/A thread now this
h...have a thicker dick?
Steam
Except instead of talking about the latest comic, they are talking about where they should gather, then surround a girl and do what can only be described as group rape/grouping.
Satans..... hints.....
nah
i like putting my dick in vaginas more. mouths are okay too.
this is my ejaculation story
the first time i had sex, i did not cum
i dont know why
i just didn't
this went on for like a year. even with my girlfriend i couldn't do it.
then one day it just kinda clicked and since then i have been achievin sex orgasms!
also one time we did it on her couch and we both came in like 20 seconds
it was awesome
that's something i never understood
people getting upset when the guy comes before the girl
I mean, he can still do the do!
He's not insta-soft and he should stay hard for as long as you continue to have things touch his dick
Yea same here, every time it feels too good I question myself and have to look.
Steam
done dis
we're good at it I guess
she's mildly thick which is fun as hell
although I'm also crushing on this other girl who's in a long-term relationship and she's also totally crushing on me and there's literally no good solution to this problem sooooo I haven't had the urge to get my bone on in the last few days
what do you think thread
seems like something that would be worth a try once
not really into dudes though
wonder how many women would not freak out at the prospect
koshian i am relatively experienced with buttlove so shoot me a PM if you ever need sage advice
like I will get these illusions of grandeur about the sex between my partner and I. Some scheme about how we will stay up all night and go at it like rabbits, explore the darker stuff and what have you. The idea of anal comes somewhere in here.
Orgasm comes around, and little death hits me like a goddamned train
My mind goes blank, which is archetypal, but then everything after that is a disaster. I can't muster up the emotion to give a shit about anything or anyone. I think these awful, spontaneous thoughts that my mind seems to be incapable of conjuring up when my mind isn't a blank slate.
And I mean this is some awful shit, at least to me personally.
After a little while i'm alright, but I don't make for a very good post-coitus cuddler because I am broken and get the shakes after getting laid.
w-what
Satans..... hints.....
get over your crush
how does this not have a solution