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Velociraptor Job Interview Simulator Pro
LaCabra
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Sup SE. What's goin' on? I thought you guys might like to know about this videogame me and some dudes are making.
It's called
VELOCIRAPTOR JOB INTERVIEW SIMULATOR PRO
We're making it on Unreal Engine 3 only it's going to be better than those other Unreal Engine 3 games.
Velociraptor Job Interview Simulator Pro is the story of a lone velociraptor who wishes to become a successful businessraptor in spite of the insurmountable racial prejudice which would normally prevent a raptor, or, indeed, any dinosaur at all, from securing a position in a respected corporation. The only recourse for our hero is to attend his job interviews in a cunning disguise, masquerading under a pseudonym. Desperate to achieve success in his harsh corporate surroundings, he is forced to employ not only his razor-sharp wits but his teeth and claws, which are probably even sharper.
VJISP, as it is colloquially known, is kind of a third-person-pouncer stealthy adventurey vaguely Hitman-esque game the likes of which you have NEVER SEEN BEFORE. You must eat your way up the corporate ladder in a literal way.
It's being made by some dudes from this forum (more specifically G&T actually). Three of us previously worked on Shotgun Sunrise, which was this totally awesome Source mod about cowboys fighting zombies in a big blue truck.
If you have too much money you can help us out by clicking here. Here's some screenshots and videos and whatnot.
WORK TERRIBLE OFFICE JOBS
DON CLEVER DISGUISES
STALK AND DEVOUR FELLOW EMPLOYEES FOR SPORT
ENGAGE IN INTERVIEWS (TELL US IF YOU LIKE THIS VOICEACTOR)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-llP0n9z80
LOOK AT VIDEOS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWdutkVdDPQ&feature=related
MAKE SUGGESTIONS IN THE KNOWLEDGE THAT YOU SPEAK DIRECTLY TO THE DEVELOPER
If you want to contribute, that may also be something we can arrange.
What's up SE, what do you think of the game we're making
It's called
VELOCIRAPTOR JOB INTERVIEW SIMULATOR PRO
We're making it on Unreal Engine 3 only it's going to be better than those other Unreal Engine 3 games.
Velociraptor Job Interview Simulator Pro is the story of a lone velociraptor who wishes to become a successful businessraptor in spite of the insurmountable racial prejudice which would normally prevent a raptor, or, indeed, any dinosaur at all, from securing a position in a respected corporation. The only recourse for our hero is to attend his job interviews in a cunning disguise, masquerading under a pseudonym. Desperate to achieve success in his harsh corporate surroundings, he is forced to employ not only his razor-sharp wits but his teeth and claws, which are probably even sharper.
VJISP, as it is colloquially known, is kind of a third-person-pouncer stealthy adventurey vaguely Hitman-esque game the likes of which you have NEVER SEEN BEFORE. You must eat your way up the corporate ladder in a literal way.
It's being made by some dudes from this forum (more specifically G&T actually). Three of us previously worked on Shotgun Sunrise, which was this totally awesome Source mod about cowboys fighting zombies in a big blue truck.
If you have too much money you can help us out by clicking here. Here's some screenshots and videos and whatnot.
WORK TERRIBLE OFFICE JOBS
DON CLEVER DISGUISES
STALK AND DEVOUR FELLOW EMPLOYEES FOR SPORT
ENGAGE IN INTERVIEWS (TELL US IF YOU LIKE THIS VOICEACTOR)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-llP0n9z80
LOOK AT VIDEOS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWdutkVdDPQ&feature=related
MAKE SUGGESTIONS IN THE KNOWLEDGE THAT YOU SPEAK DIRECTLY TO THE DEVELOPER
If you want to contribute, that may also be something we can arrange.
What's up SE, what do you think of the game we're making
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And how on earth did you guys make pictures of all that stuff?
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Edit: no offense intended to the development team but getting a game out on the 360 arcade or PSN Is ridiculously hard
Just making sure. You never know. What distro on the PC?
To look like human guys
But your not a man
Your a bloodthirsty raptor predator Boo
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I think the interviewer's voice could be a little more... interviewish. If that makes sense. I dunno. Something about it seems off, maybe someone else can place a finger on it? Or maybe I'm just crazy.
dist what now
It's the fact that it's placeholder dialogue recorded by me while drunk
I know I've heard him before
Sometimes I can't make out what's being said because the noise blocks it out
Hopefully Steam when the time comes. Link me some of your work?
http://www.reverendziplock.com/
...huh. My other site seems to be shot at the moment. Unexpected.
This is what I want
you do the voice for freeman's mind?
So what do you guys think of Ross as a raptor? That's his audition (although I sought him out, not the other way 'round).
i love ross scott's voice
Satans..... hints.....
also, good lord, ziplock
Also, this is wonderful and I really loved playing shotgun sunrise with you dudes. I think the raptor stripper should be your game over screen. "You were found out, fired, and now must sell your body for money."
perfect
I had to step back from this project. I was basically lead programmer with maybe two hours a week to actually work on it and that wasn't helping anyone.
I love this project, and was happy to have done anything on it, and I spent a lot of time at PAX East telling people about it.
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