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Greatest Stories About Drunkeness And Intoxication

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Campion wrote: »
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    fucking nested troll accounts

    Like man what if we are all trolls

    Like, woah
    woah

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT4B-NJUcZE

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    well that was a fun couple of pages. let's talk about duck cocks.

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    This is the greatest example of the "Hey guys!>I was joking!>Screw you guys!" formula I've seen in a long time.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    World as Myth wrote: »
    granted I've never gotten drunk before so I don't have any stories
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  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Cloudman wrote: »
    well that was a fun couple of pages. let's talk about duck cocks.

    They're orange!

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Cloudman wrote: »
    well that was a fun couple of pages. let's talk about duck cocks.

    did you know they're orange?

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  • TLHTLH Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Duck cocks: Probably took me two full loafs to get at one.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    So I've heard!

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  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    ^5 Centi

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    one of these days, Ipse!

    Hi5

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    well that was a fun couple of pages. let's talk about duck cocks.

    They're orange!

    makes it easier to do a messy creamsicle

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I got drunk last night wearing women's clothing.

    This one friend of mine kept making out with like... everything.

    She just was too drunk and too horny, she made out with like 5 gay dudes, 5 chicks, 4 straight dudes and her own cousin.

    Then she gave me a backrub and at some interval decided it was a good idea to rub her hot twat into the small of my back and get wayyy too into it.

    Then she gave my friend one and was all nibbling on his ear and he's like "really, wtf"

    She got progressively less clothed, and even suggested taking off her bottoms (why? why?)

    I got substantially more drunk and dropped it like it was hot, lost my wallet and a lighter shaped like a gun.

    Woke up today, the host, another friend of mine, found my wallet, so that's cool.

    But mostly wtf horny chicks and WHY DO ALL THE GIRLS WANT TO MAKE OUT AND DANCE WITH THE GAYS AND WHY ARE THE GAYS COOPERATING?

    One chick was telling a guy off her hitting on her, then turns to me like "you're cool, though, you haven't even hit on me once!"

    And I was like "to be honest, I don't think I could get very far if I did, because if you haven't noticed I am dressed as a woman."

    And you know I was totally hitting on her!

    it's like a god damn conspiracy.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    oh goodness, this guy's been posting in H/A

    he recommended drinking more coffee to deal with depression

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Graves

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    That's pretty good advice. Up their with the guy that responded to the "Have trouble staying awake while driving" thread with "have you tried smoking?"

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Graves stop doing meth and then going to the YMCA

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Zombies Tossed My Salad! wrote: »
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    well that was a fun couple of pages. let's talk about duck cocks.

    They're orange!

    makes it easier to do a messy creamsicle

    this post just slew me

    I need to go to bed

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
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    check out this piece of hot bohemian victorian jailbait ass

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  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    mensch wants a time machine just to go back and fuck Victorian Era men.

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  • scarlet blvd.scarlet blvd. Bebop Cola Goooood!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Mensch, where are you going with this?

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    scarlet blvd. wrote: »
    Mensch, where are you going with this?

    to the mooooooon

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    FUCK

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  • scarlet blvd.scarlet blvd. Bebop Cola Goooood!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    mensch-o-matic wrote: »
    scarlet blvd. wrote: »
    Mensch, where are you going with this?

    to the mooooooon

    ....
    can I go with you?

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  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    100 pages of mensch's sexual thoughts on men from different eras.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Zombies, what's wrong?

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
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    this is now the grey ranger thread

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    one time i drank beer and got kind of sleepy and went to bed

    that night

    is tonight

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  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    one time i drank beer and got kind of sleepy and went to bed

    that night

    is tonight

    You're not in bed. Clearly this is false.

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Baroque And Roll wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    one time i drank beer and got kind of sleepy and went to bed

    that night

    is tonight

    You're not in bed. Clearly this is false.

    i could be in bed with a laptop!!

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  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Koshian nooooooooooooo

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    Zombies, what's wrong?

    I am at the point where I am so tired that I can't sleep. And I have a full shift at 10 and then my other job tomorrow night :x

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  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    Baroque And Roll wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    one time i drank beer and got kind of sleepy and went to bed

    that night

    is tonight

    You're not in bed. Clearly this is false.

    i could be in bed with a laptop!!

    Thought about this right after I posted, actually.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    let's get some hot girl-on-girl action on in this thread

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    Oh yeah

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    :winky::winky:

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Baroque And Roll wrote: »
    100 pages of mensch's sexual thoughts on men from different eras.

    my thoughts: i would have sex with most of them and then die of syphilis in a mental hospital
    those are my thoughts i hoped you liked reading them as much as i liked writing them

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  • scarlet blvd.scarlet blvd. Bebop Cola Goooood!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Mensch, go forward in time and find the cure
    then go back in time

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Zombies Tossed My Salad! wrote: »
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    Zombies, what's wrong?

    I am at the point where I am so tired that I can't sleep. And I have a full shift at 10 and then my other job tomorrow night :x

    dang, I been there

    the only answer I've found is something with a good amount of codeine in it

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    Zombies Tossed My Salad! wrote: »
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    Zombies, what's wrong?

    I am at the point where I am so tired that I can't sleep. And I have a full shift at 10 and then my other job tomorrow night :x

    dang, I been there

    the only answer I've found is something with a good amount of codeine in it

    I just took some tylenol PM .

    I'm going to to lay in bed and read for a bit and try to sleep

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    scarlet blvd. wrote: »
    Mensch, go forward in time and find the cure
    then go back in time

    spoiler: the cure causes robot AIDS :ooooo

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    oh my god you guys gay victorian porn is the greatest thing

    i cant link it because of forum rules but

    a dude describes someone's butt as tiny Vesuviuses

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