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Greatest Stories About Drunkeness And Intoxication

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    why did i let this thread come to this point what am i doing here

    mensch-o-matic on
  • scarlet blvd.scarlet blvd. Bebop Cola Goooood!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Mensch, I can't seem to figure you out
    you're an enigma wrapped in an enigma
    are you for real
    or just fuckin around
    or just literally fuckin around
    I'm not sure I want to know the answers to any of this

    scarlet blvd. on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Zombies, what's wrong?

    I am at the point where I am so tired that I can't sleep. And I have a full shift at 10 and then my other job tomorrow night :x

    dang, I been there

    the only answer I've found is something with a good amount of codeine in it

    I just took some tylenol PM .

    I'm going to to lay in bed and read for a bit and try to sleep

    godspeed, you black emperor

    Centipede Damascus on
  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    mensch is real.

    We've stickam chatted.

    Baroque And Roll on
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  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Zombies, what's wrong?

    I am at the point where I am so tired that I can't sleep. And I have a full shift at 10 and then my other job tomorrow night :x

    dang, I been there

    the only answer I've found is something with a good amount of codeine in it

    I just took some tylenol PM .

    I'm going to to lay in bed and read for a bit and try to sleep

    godspeed, you black emperor

    I love this post.

    Baroque And Roll on
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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I AM....SASHA FIERCE

    mensch-o-matic on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I did it all for you, Baroque

    Centipede Damascus on
  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I did it all for you, Baroque

    <3

    Baroque And Roll on
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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Tossrock wrote: »
    so is it your fursona or what dude, i'm on pins and needles here

    this was never answered, was it

    haha well guess we know what that means

    and no, fosterdid (hi!), this isn't an excuse for you to post a response without it counting as you going against your "leaving forever, bye" post

    redhead on
  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Zombies, what's wrong?

    I am at the point where I am so tired that I can't sleep. And I have a full shift at 10 and then my other job tomorrow night :x

    dang, I been there

    the only answer I've found is something with a good amount of codeine in it

    I just took some tylenol PM .

    I'm going to to lay in bed and read for a bit and try to sleep

    godspeed, you black emperor

    and the shins.

    Graves on
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    this is now the grey ranger thread

    theimpossiblecool.tumblr.com

    AMP'd on
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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    AMP'd wrote: »
    this is now the grey ranger thread

    theimpossiblecool.tumblr.com

    omfg

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    MrMonroe on
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    And of course my personal favorite:

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    AMP'd on
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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    young Eastwood?

    yes please

    MrMonroe on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    that's it, I'm going to bed

    Centipede Damascus on
  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    mensch-o-matic on
  • Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All Bastard. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    So did this guy quit?

    Talk about thin skinned.

    This place is a lot more polite than it used to be.

    Now people say please and thank you.

    Agent Vesago on
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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    redhead wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    so is it your fursona or what dude, i'm on pins and needles here

    this was never answered, was it

    haha well guess we know what that means

    and no, fosterdid (hi!), this isn't an excuse for you to post a response without it counting as you going against your "leaving forever, bye" post

    I wish I could find that achewood edit

    Tossrock on
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  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    A week ago I woke up beside a girl I've been really into for the past year. Shit was crazy! But surprisingly not awkward. We had breakfast and it was a swell time.

    2 Marcus 2 Ravens on
  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    A week ago I woke up beside a girl I've been really into for the past year. Shit was crazy! But surprisingly not awkward. We had breakfast and it was a swell time.

    Hey, hi5.

    Baroque And Roll on
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  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    A week ago I woke up beside a girl I've been really into for the past year. Shit was crazy! But surprisingly not awkward. We had breakfast and it was a swell time.

    Hey, hi5.

    Yeah I know! Shitty thing is she's taking off the BC for three months in a week, but that was decided before drunken times, so it's not all bad I guess.

    How the hell are you, sir?

    2 Marcus 2 Ravens on
  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    A week ago I woke up beside a girl I've been really into for the past year. Shit was crazy! But surprisingly not awkward. We had breakfast and it was a swell time.

    Hey, hi5.

    Yeah I know! Shitty thing is she's taking off the BC for three months in a week, but that was decided before drunken times, so it's not all bad I guess.

    How the hell are you, sir?

    Savor things while they last, bro. Don't make a missed connections post on Craigslist later in life.

    I'm not bad! Gearing up for finals. Trying to save up some money. Looking for a job in my hometown. Life is sort of lonely right now, but I'm hanging in there. Going to see Los Campesinos! in less than a week, so I'm expecting that to be a huge pick-me-up.

    Baroque And Roll on
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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I am drinking some alcohols right now because I just finished a 12.5 hour shift.

    That's my story.

    Tonkka on
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  • CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Tonkka wrote: »
    I am drinking some alcohols right now because I just finished a 12.5 hour shift.

    That's my story.

    Are you sticking to it?

    Or could it change into something less boring/depressing?

    Crashmo on
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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Crashmo wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    I am drinking some alcohols right now because I just finished a 12.5 hour shift.

    That's my story.

    Are you sticking to it?

    Or could it change into something less boring/depressing?

    It could very well change to super awesome.

    But not likely since I am tired or whatever.

    Updates as events warrant.

    EDIT: I have way too many good stories and not enough patience to type them right now.

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  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    A week ago I woke up beside a girl I've been really into for the past year. Shit was crazy! But surprisingly not awkward. We had breakfast and it was a swell time.

    Hey, hi5.

    Yeah I know! Shitty thing is she's taking off the BC for three months in a week, but that was decided before drunken times, so it's not all bad I guess.

    How the hell are you, sir?

    Savor things while they last, bro. Don't make a missed connections post on Craigslist later in life.

    I'm not bad! Gearing up for finals. Trying to save up some money. Looking for a job in my hometown. Life is sort of lonely right now, but I'm hanging in there. Going to see Los Campesinos! in less than a week, so I'm expecting that to be a huge pick-me-up.

    Some sound advice. I'm hoping things can pick up in a few months when she comes back, but I'll enjoy it while I can.

    I'm looking for a job myself, so I can afford the tickets I just bought for Thee Silver Mt. Zion. It's not going well, but no regrets! Well, not until they cut my hydro. If I disappear for a bit, that'll be why.

    Also, in case you haven't seen them before, I've heard nothing but great things about Los Campesinos! live. That'll be a hell of a pick-me-up I'm sure.

    2 Marcus 2 Ravens on
  • TLHTLH Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Just for the record, this guys behavior makes me feel like I fit in really well for a new guy. Thanks Fos!



    Not saying I do.

    TLH on
  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    A week ago I woke up beside a girl I've been really into for the past year. Shit was crazy! But surprisingly not awkward. We had breakfast and it was a swell time.

    Hey, hi5.

    Yeah I know! Shitty thing is she's taking off the BC for three months in a week, but that was decided before drunken times, so it's not all bad I guess.

    How the hell are you, sir?

    Savor things while they last, bro. Don't make a missed connections post on Craigslist later in life.

    I'm not bad! Gearing up for finals. Trying to save up some money. Looking for a job in my hometown. Life is sort of lonely right now, but I'm hanging in there. Going to see Los Campesinos! in less than a week, so I'm expecting that to be a huge pick-me-up.

    Some sound advice. I'm hoping things can pick up in a few months when she comes back, but I'll enjoy it while I can.

    I'm looking for a job myself, so I can afford the tickets I just bought for Thee Silver Mt. Zion. It's not going well, but no regrets! Well, not until they cut my hydro. If I disappear for a bit, that'll be why.

    Also, in case you haven't seen them before, I've heard nothing but great things about Los Campesinos! live. That'll be a hell of a pick-me-up I'm sure.

    Hey man, good on you for going after what you want. They way I see it, if something feels right to you then you should run with it. Sure, it's led me to make mistakes. But at the same time, I would regret not taking the course I felt right.

    Someone informed me that GY!BE is doing a US tour. I'm glad to hear they're back together. You're going to have to let me know how Zion is.

    And yeah, same! I've not actually seen them yet. Friday. I'm ditching three classes and absconding to Chicago. LC! and Cymbals Eat Guitars. I'm super stoked. Bought tickets a month and a half ago. Been saving up for the trip.

    You a swell dude, Marcus.

    Baroque And Roll on
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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    TLH wrote: »
    Just for the record, this guys behavior makes me feel like I fit in really well for a new guy. Thanks Fos!



    Not saying I do.

    You're doing better than I am.

    Tonkka on
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  • TLHTLH Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Tonkka, you're not new.

    Which means the only thing I could be doing better than you is thinking I'm doing well?

    TLH on
  • FosterdidFosterdid Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I sent an e-mail to Khoo about Vitamin Water once. We both drink Energy Vitamin Water. I think it means we're friends

    Fosterdid on
  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    TLH wrote: »
    Tonkka, you're not new.

    Which means the only thing I could be doing better than you is thinking I'm doing well?

    Okay, at least we're both doing better than this Fosterdick or whatever.

    Tonkka on
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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    once I got drunk and posted

    true story

    this is something I can feel on

    Swill on
  • TLHTLH Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Cheers to that. :^: Lets have a toast to a antimeltdown treaty.

    Also, are you really that new? I thought I saw posts from you here quite awhile ago.

    TLH on
  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Sup Swill?

    When the hell will you be old enough to come to a show?

    Tonkka on
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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    TLH wrote: »
    Cheers to that. :^: Lets have a toast to a antimeltdown treaty.

    Also, are you really that new? I thought I saw posts from you here quite awhile ago.

    You talkin' to me?

    Tonkka on
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  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I heard about GY!BE! I really, really hope that's true. There's also been talk of a new album, but I'm trying to not get too excited just yet.

    Man, that sounds like quite the adventure. I could go for one of those. Maybe I'mma go to the moon or something.

    You a cool dude. And a man of excellent taste. You know, we could probably solve this whole loneliness issue of ours.

    2 Marcus 2 Ravens on
  • TLHTLH Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Tonkka wrote: »
    TLH wrote: »
    Cheers to that. :^: Lets have a toast to a antimeltdown treaty.

    Also, are you really that new? I thought I saw posts from you here quite awhile ago.

    You talkin' to me?

    Yes. And if you're really that new, help me give new guys a good name on here. We're sorta in the hole at the moment I think. Foster.

    TLH on
  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    TLH wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    TLH wrote: »
    Cheers to that. :^: Lets have a toast to a antimeltdown treaty.

    Also, are you really that new? I thought I saw posts from you here quite awhile ago.

    You talkin' to me?

    Yes. And if you're really that new, help me give new guy a good name on here. We're sorta in the hole at the moment I think. Foster.

    No, I've been around here for a while.

    I was just saying that I suck at posts.

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Sup Swill?

    When the hell will you be old enough to come to a show?

    a year and a half

    I went to a pretty cool one tonight though

    it was at a church that was converted into a house, with pretty decent bands

    I was dd though, so I stuffed a few tallboys in my pocket and I am drinking them now

    also: I was outside the seattle one during pax basically the whole time

    dude you best believe I would be in there tearing people up

    (I don't tear people up(but I could try))

    Swill on
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