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$pringfield, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love A Simpsons Thread

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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    LOOK CLOSER LENNY

    Gatsby on
  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    "You were supposed to be the night watchman!"

    "I was watching! I saw the whole thing. First it started falling over... and then it fell over!"

    Lost Salient on
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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • Waka LakaWaka Laka Riding the stuffed Unicorn If ya know what I mean.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Almost forgot ->

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61kHpmenkT8&feature=related

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    DodgeBlan wrote: »
    can someone remember homer's rant when marge is in the Streetcar play and they are in bed?

    something about real problems

    Homer's playing electronic bowling in bed and gets a seven-ten split and then it goes:

    "Homer, can you run some lines with me?"

    "Make Bart do it!"

    "It'll just take a sec..."

    The machine says "GUTTERBALL" and then Homer says, "DOH! You see, Marge? While you're off in your own little world, you forgot that other people have problems too!"

    (This disc was coincidentally what I was watching the other night, so I cheated and cued it up.)

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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    MAAAAAAAAAARGE!

    I'm hungryyy!

    Gatsby on
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    DodgeBlan wrote: »
    i disagree

    best part is his fantasy about what life would be like if he robbed the kwiki-mart

    http://homerjsenator.ytmnd.com/

    crwth on
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  • QuirkQuirk Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    The michael jackson episode was on the other day, and was hilarious.

    I still like the newer simpsons though, so what do I know?

    oh god, and the city of new york vs. homer simpson is just excellent (shamelessly stolen from wikiquote)

    Moe: [as Homer, Barney, Lenny, Carl, and the 2 barflies (Larry the Wife Dodger and Sam the Ear Bender) walk in] Yeah, alright, listen up guys, the Springfield Police have told me that 91% of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys.
    [Moe's regulars exchange high-fives and cheer in triumph.]
    Moe: Yeah, I know, I know, but the bad news is we gotta start having Designated Drivers. [the regulars moan and groan] We'll choose the same way they pick the Pope... [sets a giant glass jar with pickled eggs floating in it on the table] Everybody reach in and draw a pickled egg; whoever gets the black egg stays sober tonight.


    Homer: New York is a hellhole. And you know how I feel about hellholes!
    Lisa: Dad, you can't judge a place you've never been to.
    Bart: Yeah, that's what people do in Russia.


    Homer: I'm gettin' out of this town alive if it kills me!


    [Homer tries Klav Kalash from a street vendor]
    Homer: Now, what do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?
    Klav Kalash vendor: Mountain Dew or crab juice.
    Homer: Blech! Ew! Geez! I'll take a crab juice.

    Quirk on
  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Gatsby wrote: »
    MAAAAAAAAAARGE!

    I'm hungryyy!

    Oh Margie, you came and you found me a turkey

    Lost Salient on
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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    A-

    AURORA BOREALIS?!

    AT THIS TIME OF YEAR?
    AT THIS TIME OF DAY?
    IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY?
    LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN?!

    crwth on
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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Yes!

    YaYa on
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    ...may i see it?

    crwth on
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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    ...No.

    YaYa on
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    SEYMOUR, THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!

    crwth on
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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    No, mother, it's just the northern lights.

    YaYa on
  • Waka LakaWaka Laka Riding the stuffed Unicorn If ya know what I mean.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    "Superintendant I hope you're ready for mouthwatering Hamburgers."
    "I thought we were having steamed clams?"
    "D oh no, I said steamed hams! That's what I call hamburgers"
    "You call hamburgers "steamed hams"?
    "Yes! It's a regional dialect"
    "Uh huh... what region?"
    "Nduuuh... State New York..."
    "Really?"
    "Well I'm from Utica. and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams"
    "No no not in Utica.. .no It's in Albany"
    "I see... You know these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger"
    "Oh ho ho ho no... They're patented Skinnerburgers... oooold family recipe"
    "For steamed hams?
    "Yes!"
    "Yes and you call them steamed hams dispite the fact that they're obviously grilled"

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    The Denver Broncos/Atlanta Falcons joke will always be my favourite

    ascot on
  • DodgeBlanDodgeBlan PSN: dodgeblanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Waka Laka wrote: »
    "Superintendant I hope you're ready for mouthwatering Hamburgers."
    "I thought we were having steamed clams?"
    "D oh no, I said steamed hams! That's what I call hamburgers"
    "You call hamburgers "steamed hams"?
    "Yes! It's a regional dialect"
    "Uh huh... what region?"
    "Nduuuh... State New York..."
    "Really?"
    "Well I'm from Utica. and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams"
    "No no not in Utica.. .no It's in Albany"
    "I see... You know these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger"
    "Oh ho ho ho no... They're patented Skinnerburgers... oooold family recipe"
    "For steamed hams?
    "Yes!"
    "Yes and you call them steamed hams dispite the fact that they're obviously grilled"

    greatest exchange in the history of mankind

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    ascot wrote: »
    The Denver Broncos/Atlanta Falcons joke will always be my favourite

    yeah, ever since i was a kid my favorite team has always been the [atlanta falcons]

    crwth on
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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I hear president <CLINTON> is going to be there with his wife <HILARY>

    ascot on
  • DodgeBlanDodgeBlan PSN: dodgeblanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    i read an explanation of that joke for the first time a month ago. The Simpsons never stops giving!

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I would pay so much money to see Harry Shearer and Hank Azaria do live improv as Skinner and Chalmers

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    HEY YOU'RE STEALIN' MY TRAILER!

    i like that

    crwth on
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  • artifexiteartifexite Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    This, for some reason, remains my favorite part of the Simpsons.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxzSuat3FAM

    artifexite on
  • Waka LakaWaka Laka Riding the stuffed Unicorn If ya know what I mean.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    *Gasp!*

    "It's drinking the water!"

    "I'm going... out...to stalk... Lenny and Carl"

    "Hey everyboy! If you wanna ask Burns for a favor, now is the time! He's doped up or dying or something"

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    "What do you think of the banners, sir?"
    "Completely transparent toadying."
    "It was the childrens' idea. I tried to stop them."

    Dichotomy on
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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXWOdAstCug

    Dichotomy on
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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    New favorite thread

    Grey Ghost on
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  • Waka LakaWaka Laka Riding the stuffed Unicorn If ya know what I mean.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpNtbyz3DEE&feature=related

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    Bringin' this over from the Netflix thread, because it's Hank Azaria.

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    The Geek on
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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I have never watched a full episode of the simpsons. I did watch the movie, though! At this point I'm just kind of intimidated by the backlog.

    Langly on
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    it's not like there is this big continuity or anything

    you are in an enviable position really

    FAQ on
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Langly I prescripe one viewing of Bart Gets An Elephant, call me in the morning.

    Clint Eastwood on
  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Mr. G wrote: »
    I would pay so much money to see Harry Shearer and Hank Azaria do live improv as Skinner and Chalmers

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbkpOMbYeH4

    Ashcroft on
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  • DodgeBlanDodgeBlan PSN: dodgeblanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    yeah... and then we'd get the chair

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  • DodgeBlanDodgeBlan PSN: dodgeblanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    that's not what I meant

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  • DodgeBlanDodgeBlan PSN: dodgeblanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    It was marge, admit it.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    dodge

    dodgeblan

    there's no one else here

    Langly on
  • DodgeBlanDodgeBlan PSN: dodgeblanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I'm here.

    Simpsons is here.

    DodgeBlan on
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  • DodgeBlanDodgeBlan PSN: dodgeblanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    simpsons is in you

    DodgeBlan on
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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    DodgeBlan wrote: »
    I'm here.

    Simpsons is here.

    but Mr. Hutz, we won the case

    Dichotomy on
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