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$pringfield, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love A Simpsons Thread

YaYaYaYa Decent.Registered User regular
edited May 2010 in Social Entropy++
that's right guys

it's the Simpsons quote dump

I'm having a shitty day and I need to quote it up with all you guys

so what quotes have been running through your head all day?

"A rose by any other name would smell as sweet."
"Not if you called them stenchblossoms."
"Or crapweeds."
"I'd hate to get a dozen crapweeds for Valentine's Day. I'd rather have candy."
"Not if they were called Scum Drops!"

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    ...You're not Dislexic or Joon...

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I am not, but along with Kusu I am firmly in the top tiers of Simpsons obsession

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I have the first five seasons on DVD

    Really need to get six through eight

    It's so amazing that every episode has commentary, fucking insane

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Max Powerrr
    He's the man whose name you'd love to tooooouchhhh
    But you mustn't touuuuuucccchhhh
    His name sounds good in your earrrr
    But when you say it you mustn't fearrrr
    'Cause his name can be said by anyone

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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Old? Mouldy? I gotta get me something to eat!

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I had Songs in the Key of Springfield when I was a kid

    I lost it, somehow

    Still have the case

    But can't find that donut-like disc anywhere

    Makes me sad

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I had Songs in the Key of Springfield when I was a kid

    I lost it, somehow

    Still have the case

    But can't find that donut-like disc anywhere

    Makes me sad

    oh god I had this

    half the reason I remember all the good songs

    someone asked me to recite the entirety of See My Vest as a joke, sure that I couldn't do it

    I looked him right in the eye and said the entire thing William Shatner style

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    See my vest see my vest made from real gorilla chest feel this sweater there's no better than authentic Irish setter

    I'm not gonna type it up but...I think I can do it all from memory too

    But I listened to that CD so much as a kid that when I got the DVDs much later in life and saw a lot of those pieces in the actual episode, I had that feeling where I feel like something else should be following it.

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I had Songs in the Key of Springfield when I was a kid

    I lost it, somehow

    Still have the case

    But can't find that donut-like disc anywhere

    Makes me sad

    I still have it, its in my old CD case next to the Cartoon Planet CD.

    Fuck I still have the old Simpson Cassette tape somewhere.

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Bucketman wrote: »
    I had Songs in the Key of Springfield when I was a kid

    I lost it, somehow

    Still have the case

    But can't find that donut-like disc anywhere

    Makes me sad

    I still have it, its in my old CD case next to the Cartoon Planet CD.

    The Musical Bar-B-Q album?

    If so, <3

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    does new Simpsons even do songs any more

    the only one I can think of is the one about Marge's enhanced rack and that was totally forgettable by, say, Stop The Planet Of The Apes, I Wanna Get Off standards

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I saw the Troy McClure version of Planet of the Apes far before I saw the actual film

    It made it a lot more enjoyable whenever Dr. Zaius was around

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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I hate every ape I see, from Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z...

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    "Bart do you wanna be Homer Jr.? We can call you Hojew!"

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    YaYa wrote: »
    does new Simpsons even do songs any more

    the only one I can think of is the one about Marge's enhanced rack and that was totally forgettable by, say, Stop The Planet Of The Apes, I Wanna Get Off standards

    There is a cassette tape, it had like Bartman, Homer singing the blues, a Lisa song and like 2 or 3 more then that.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I give it 5 pages tops before people start arguing about whether it's still good or not

    edit: oh wait has it already begun?

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    FAQ wrote: »
    I give it 5 pages tops before people start arguing about whether it's still good or not

    It's a pretty dumb argument

    I don't think it's good anymore

    But there are still eight solid seasons of quotes to be made

    It's great to rewatch old episodes and catch references that I just didn't get as a kid, like the Twin Peaks scene with Lisa, or the gigantic reference to The Prisoner when Homer is Mr. X.

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Dressing room? Uh oh.....

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    it's only considered bad because people compare it to old simpsons. Compare it to family guy or south park and it's still pretty good.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    L|ama wrote: »
    it's only considered bad because people compare it to old simpsons. Compare it to family guy or south park and it's still pretty good.

    but if you compare it to actually god shows it's pretty shit

    compare it to say
    archer or american dad
    and the last 9-10 years of the simpsons is pretty awful

    it's almost to the point where there are more unwatchable seasons of the simpsons than good seasons

    i would say up to about season 12 or 13 is where I just cannot watch the simpsons anymore.


    also actually family guy and south park are both consistently more funny than the simpsons

    and i don't even like family guy

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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Yeah after Behind the Laughter, bar a few episodes in the following season, the series really took a dive. So to me the Simpsons just sorta ends after 2000-2001

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I never saw The Simpsons Movie

    Am I missing out?

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    i don't want to blame 9/11, but it certainly didn't help

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    I never saw The Simpsons Movie

    Am I missing out?

    fx plays it sometimes
    i would not suggest paying any money to see it

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    i'm actually watching the arguably best episode of the simpsons ever:

    You Only Move Twice

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  • ACTION JAREDACTION JARED Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Here are some words that rhyme with Corey: Gory, Story, Allegory, Montessori

    No matter how pissed off or bummed I may be, that always makes me laugh aloud. Also:

    THE NEWS ON PARADE CORPORATION PRESENTS: NEWS ON PARADE
    CORPORATION
    NEWS

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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    TERROR
    LAKE
    CELEBRATES
    HANNIBAL
    CROSSING
    THE
    ALPS

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    THE TAXES
    THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    "We'd like to dedicate this next number to a very special woman. She's a hundred years old, and she weighs over two hundred...tons."

    "This enormous woman will devour us all! Aah!"

    "Er, I meant the statue..."

    Knee-jerk reactions like that are probably my favorite part of Simpsons dialogue. Like in Last Exit to Springfield, where Mr. Burns and Homer are on Smartline with Kent Brockman and Brockman makes a remark that "organized labor has been called a lumbering dinosaur" and Homer just screams in terror

    I lose it every time

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  • DodgeBlanDodgeBlan PSN: dodgeblanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
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    Read my blog about AMERICA and THE BAY AREA

    https://medium.com/@alascii
  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    "The PTA has disbanded! Aahhh!"

    "No no no! The PTA has not disbanded!"

    "aaaaaah!"

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    pfft clown college? you can't eat that.

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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    seattle.jpg

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    By the way, I'm aware of the irony of appearing on television in order to decry it, so don't bother pointing that out.

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  • HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Man the Simpsons "disgust groan" is and always will be in my vocabulary

    Uhhhhuhuhuhuhu

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Gatsby wrote: »
    seattle.jpg

    HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

    Seattle!

    PFFFHAHAHAHAA

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  • DodgeBlanDodgeBlan PSN: dodgeblanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    It's like our brains are just empty caverns filled with simpsons quotes bouncing around and if you turn the correct valve they just come shooting out in a pleasurable sensation

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    Read my blog about AMERICA and THE BAY AREA

    https://medium.com/@alascii
  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    WHERE'S MY BURRITO

    WHERE'S MY BURRITO

    WHERE'S MY BURRITO

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