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$pringfield, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love A Simpsons Thread
I'm having a shitty day and I need to quote it up with all you guys
so what quotes have been running through your head all day?
"A rose by any other name would smell as sweet."
"Not if you called them stenchblossoms."
"Or crapweeds."
"I'd hate to get a dozen crapweeds for Valentine's Day. I'd rather have candy."
"Not if they were called Scum Drops!"
I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"
Max Powerrr
He's the man whose name you'd love to tooooouchhhh
But you mustn't touuuuuucccchhhh
His name sounds good in your earrrr
But when you say it you mustn't fearrrr
'Cause his name can be said by anyone
See my vest see my vest made from real gorilla chest feel this sweater there's no better than authentic Irish setter
I'm not gonna type it up but...I think I can do it all from memory too
But I listened to that CD so much as a kid that when I got the DVDs much later in life and saw a lot of those pieces in the actual episode, I had that feeling where I feel like something else should be following it.
the only one I can think of is the one about Marge's enhanced rack and that was totally forgettable by, say, Stop The Planet Of The Apes, I Wanna Get Off standards
the only one I can think of is the one about Marge's enhanced rack and that was totally forgettable by, say, Stop The Planet Of The Apes, I Wanna Get Off standards
There is a cassette tape, it had like Bartman, Homer singing the blues, a Lisa song and like 2 or 3 more then that.
I give it 5 pages tops before people start arguing about whether it's still good or not
It's a pretty dumb argument
I don't think it's good anymore
But there are still eight solid seasons of quotes to be made
It's great to rewatch old episodes and catch references that I just didn't get as a kid, like the Twin Peaks scene with Lisa, or the gigantic reference to The Prisoner when Homer is Mr. X.
Yeah after Behind the Laughter, bar a few episodes in the following season, the series really took a dive. So to me the Simpsons just sorta ends after 2000-2001
"We'd like to dedicate this next number to a very special woman. She's a hundred years old, and she weighs over two hundred...tons."
"This enormous woman will devour us all! Aah!"
"Er, I meant the statue..."
Knee-jerk reactions like that are probably my favorite part of Simpsons dialogue. Like in Last Exit to Springfield, where Mr. Burns and Homer are on Smartline with Kent Brockman and Brockman makes a remark that "organized labor has been called a lumbering dinosaur" and Homer just screams in terror
It's like our brains are just empty caverns filled with simpsons quotes bouncing around and if you turn the correct valve they just come shooting out in a pleasurable sensation
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Really need to get six through eight
It's so amazing that every episode has commentary, fucking insane
He's the man whose name you'd love to tooooouchhhh
But you mustn't touuuuuucccchhhh
His name sounds good in your earrrr
But when you say it you mustn't fearrrr
'Cause his name can be said by anyone
I lost it, somehow
Still have the case
But can't find that donut-like disc anywhere
Makes me sad
oh god I had this
half the reason I remember all the good songs
someone asked me to recite the entirety of See My Vest as a joke, sure that I couldn't do it
I looked him right in the eye and said the entire thing William Shatner style
I'm not gonna type it up but...I think I can do it all from memory too
But I listened to that CD so much as a kid that when I got the DVDs much later in life and saw a lot of those pieces in the actual episode, I had that feeling where I feel like something else should be following it.
I still have it, its in my old CD case next to the Cartoon Planet CD.
Fuck I still have the old Simpson Cassette tape somewhere.
The Musical Bar-B-Q album?
If so,
the only one I can think of is the one about Marge's enhanced rack and that was totally forgettable by, say, Stop The Planet Of The Apes, I Wanna Get Off standards
It made it a lot more enjoyable whenever Dr. Zaius was around
There is a cassette tape, it had like Bartman, Homer singing the blues, a Lisa song and like 2 or 3 more then that.
edit: oh wait has it already begun?
It's a pretty dumb argument
I don't think it's good anymore
But there are still eight solid seasons of quotes to be made
It's great to rewatch old episodes and catch references that I just didn't get as a kid, like the Twin Peaks scene with Lisa, or the gigantic reference to The Prisoner when Homer is Mr. X.
kpop appreciation station i also like to tweet some
but if you compare it to actually god shows it's pretty shit
compare it to say
archer or american dad
and the last 9-10 years of the simpsons is pretty awful
it's almost to the point where there are more unwatchable seasons of the simpsons than good seasons
i would say up to about season 12 or 13 is where I just cannot watch the simpsons anymore.
also actually family guy and south park are both consistently more funny than the simpsons
and i don't even like family guy
Am I missing out?
fx plays it sometimes
i would not suggest paying any money to see it
You Only Move Twice
No matter how pissed off or bummed I may be, that always makes me laugh aloud. Also:
THE NEWS ON PARADE CORPORATION PRESENTS: NEWS ON PARADE
CORPORATION
NEWS
LAKE
CELEBRATES
HANNIBAL
CROSSING
THE
ALPS
THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES
"This enormous woman will devour us all! Aah!"
"Er, I meant the statue..."
Knee-jerk reactions like that are probably my favorite part of Simpsons dialogue. Like in Last Exit to Springfield, where Mr. Burns and Homer are on Smartline with Kent Brockman and Brockman makes a remark that "organized labor has been called a lumbering dinosaur" and Homer just screams in terror
I lose it every time
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"No no no! The PTA has not disbanded!"
"aaaaaah!"
Uhhhhuhuhuhuhu
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
Seattle!
PFFFHAHAHAHAA
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WHERE'S MY BURRITO
WHERE'S MY BURRITO