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$pringfield, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love A Simpsons Thread

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    SPRING FORTH, BURLY PROTECTOR, AND SAVE ME

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    See all that stuff in there, Homer? That's why your robot never worked!

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I need tungsten to live! Help me!

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    come back, zinc

    cooooome baaaaaaack

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Zinc... Zinc--what?

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I been getting free stuff all day! Look at this swell bucket of housepaint! Look at it!

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    but who is going to straighten out all these crooked pictures? a friend? a neighbour? those fatcats in washington?
    hey, maybe if we just ignore the problem, it'll fix itself.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    bathroom in tower. tower. observation deck.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    included in your package is a container of wall lubricant
    a pair of straightening gloves
    and a pamphlet that will answer many of the common questions you will face, such as "who are you?" and "what are you doing here?"!

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    your hat is emitting a buzzing noise, sir. perhaps there is a bee in your bonnet?

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  • Bacon-BuTTyBacon-BuTTy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Release the dogs.

    Jeee, they look pretty mad.

    Yeah I bin' starvin' em. Teasin' 'em. Singin' off key.

    Me may mao mo, me moo mao may.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    that hat's been with the station twenty years. He had one day left until retirement.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I didn't know there was film in that camera in that hat! I was unaware! I was unawaaaarahaaahaaahaaareeee

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    we are family

    wolves and cougars ate our roast beef

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  • CraigopogoCraigopogo Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    What's so unappealing about hearing your elderly father talk about sex? I had seeeeeeeeex.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I traveled the world and the seven seas

    I am watching you through a camera

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  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I find in favour of C. Montgomery Burns. He is clearly the boy's biological father.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Scary, no? And this guy's head of the Spaceology Department at the Correspondence College of Tampa!

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    where does it go?

    I dunno, but it won't be back for fourteen hours. once it had snow on it

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  • Bacon-BuTTyBacon-BuTTy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Hi Mom, hi Dad! Home already? Boy, time really flies when you're reading ...

    *flips book over*

    ... The bible? eww.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    We need more special sauce! Go put this mayonnaise out in the sun!

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Now you're ready to start making pretzels

    Open your bag of ingredients

    Ugh...check for...millipedes

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    ow! this burger just took a bite out of me!

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    And by the way, I'm aware of the irony of appearing on television in order to decry it, so don't bother pointing that out.

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    that hat's been with the station twenty years. He had one day left until retirement.

    here on the force we call that retirony

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    no, no, friends, he's talking about himself! but thanks for looking!

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  • simosimo Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq2fiCgq6_U&feature=related

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    A... Krusty Burger? Well that doesn't sound too appetizing. What kind of stew do you have?

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  • simosimo Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    i like the way snrub thinks!

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    This camp was a nightmare! They fed us gruel, they forced us to make wallets for export, and one of the campers was eaten by a bear!

    Oh my God!

    Well, actually, the bear just ate his hat.

    Was it a nice hat?

    Oh yeah.

    Oh my God!

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    We're gonna die!

    We're all going to die, Bart.

    I meant soon!

    So did I!

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    past instances in which I professed to liking you were fraudulent

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Haven't any of you noticed anything wrong with what Malibu Stacey is saying?

    There's something wrong with what my Malibu Stacey says...

    My spider-sense is tingling! Anybody call for a web-slinger?

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    unintentional wrote: »
    We're gonna die!

    We're all going to die, Lisa.

    I meant soon!

    So did I!

    Fixed

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I mock your value system. in addition, you appear foolish in the eyes of others

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    Haven't any of you noticed anything wrong with what Malibu Stacey is saying?

    There's something wrong with what my Malibu Stacey says...

    My spider-sense is tingling! Anybody call for a web-slinger?

    The first time I saw this

    I nearly pissed myself laughing

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I'd like a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat.

    Here ya go.

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    HEY MA! Get off the dang roof!

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Tell him to leave the money under the big net in the park.

    And then down comes the net, right Chief?

    Heeeey, I like it! I like it a lot!

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Hot stuff, comin' through!

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