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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Veretas wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    what I hate is how incredibly boring exercise tends to be

    need constant mental stimulation

    When I run I like listening to some fast music. That usually keeps my brain happy. But really I do it so I don't have to think about shit. It's a nice escape from stress and anxiety.

    Yeah, I like to pull out some good driving Judas Priest, or other Heavy Metal when I'm working out. Plus, I don't give a shit, so I can often be found playing air guitar in between reps at the gym.

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I also really need to look into getting some proper running shoes. Or maybe just some insoles for my tennis shoes.

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    Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Crashmo wrote: »
    Yeah, McDonald's was a rare treat for us.

    Think about that sentence.

    I know it is nice to go out to eat once in a while but who can eat fast food daily? it's beyond expenive comapred to buying food to make across several days

    My boss, his wife and their son, who all work at the shop eat fast food everyday for lunch. My boss also meat Tim Horton's or McDonalds for breakfast every day. Then some days they go out to eat for dinner, I call that the trifecta. I think their colons must hate them.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Javen wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Nucsh wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    I eat terribly and I don't exercise

    One of these days it is gonna catch up with me D:

    It's not fair

    It'll be fair when my metabolism slows down

    Come to the gym with me

    be the Franz to my Hanz

    I will come to the gym on the condition that we make Hanz und Franz jokes the entire time

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Sheri wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Nucsh wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    I eat terribly and I don't exercise

    One of these days it is gonna catch up with me D:

    It's not fair

    It'll be fair when my metabolism slows down

    Come to the gym with me

    be the Franz to my Hanz

    I will come to the gym on the condition that we make Hanz und Franz jokes the entire time

    Holding you to this.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Veretas wrote: »
    I also really need to look into getting some proper running shoes. Or maybe just some insoles for my tennis shoes.

    five fingers

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    redhead wrote: »
    i've been sitting on this gym membership for like two weeks coming up with excuses for why i shouldn't start going until the situation is perfect

    like "oh, but i can just practice form at home, and then when i go i won't look like an idiot" or "but i don't have a car right now, i should handle that first" or "the friend who wants to be my gym partner can't go yet, i can just wait until he can go"

    i'm on my way back from somewhere and i think i'll just stop by the gym and see if i can learn to do a dang ol squat

    can't hurt

    Have you visited the bigman thread yet?

    yeah, those threads are probably why i even got interested in getting stronger. i've been sort of quietly following along for a while, reading what people have to say. bought and read starting strength, enjoyed it and found it convincing, and am psyched about this whole stength thing. just need to get over this "i can just wait until everything's perfect and then start!" hurdle and start actually going to the gym. i think once i start going it shouldn't be a huge issue. i'm not averse to physical exertion, i'm just bad at starting pretty much anything new.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Javen wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Nucsh wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    I eat terribly and I don't exercise

    One of these days it is gonna catch up with me D:

    It's not fair

    It'll be fair when my metabolism slows down

    Come to the gym with me

    be the Franz to my Hanz

    I will come to the gym on the condition that we make Hanz und Franz jokes the entire time

    Holding you to this.

    Gonna show up the first time in a ridiculous muscle suit

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    I also really need to look into getting some proper running shoes. Or maybe just some insoles for my tennis shoes.

    five fingers

    Is...is this a brand? I'm not very shoe savvy.

    Edit: Oh god those look awful and terrible why would anyone buy those.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Veretas wrote: »
    I also really need to look into getting some proper running shoes. Or maybe just some insoles for my tennis shoes.

    yeah i need a decent pair of NB's or something

    chucks are horrible to run in

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i know a few perpetually skinny girls that can eat me under the table

    err



    yeah

    it's kinda hot though

    My wife consistently eats like a third more than I do, and she's this tiny little Welsh thing. I'm a great big German bastard and definitely getting squishy around the edges. I consider the whole thing very unfair.

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    i have a nice pair of puma running shoes that i never use because i am a sack of shit

    one of these days

    one of these days i will get swoll

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    Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Veretas wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    I've just been running and doing push-ups and crunches recently. I don't really have the money to invest into proper weight training and the respective diet for it.

    If you honestly think that, you're not trying. Also, weight training is bullshit if all you're looking to do is get in shape. You can do everything you need to get ripped with floor space and a good pair of shoes. Hell, if you want to get in shape, challenge yourself to one day be able to pass a Marine Corps physical fitness test. 80 crunches in under 2 minutes, 3 miles in under 28 minutes and 3 dead hang pullups. That's the bare minimum. Also, eating healthy is way cheaper than not, seriously.

    That's true I guess. I'll concede to that. Honestly though I'm just looking to get into shape and loose this belly I got. So I've been running about a mile and a half every other day and doing push-ups crunches every day twice a day.

    I've kind of stopped the pass week or so due to school though, but no one to blame but myself really. I just wish Target had some produce or something because I don't have a car to get to a grocery store regularly.

    For real, bro. I'm all about push-ups. I change my exercising habits a lot, but there was a time where all I was doing was doing as many push-ups as I could as soon as I rolled out of bed in the morning. Once I got to 100, I turned to crunches. 10 minutes after I woke up every morning I was done exercising, with a little bit of a sweat going on and my blood pumping. Then I'd ride my bike everywhere for some cardio and I was golden.

    This sounds like a good idea. I might try this out. I really wanna get rid of some fat on my chest and stomach. Thanks Captain

    uhhh, that's not how fat loss works. Spot reduction is a myth

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Veretas wrote: »
    I also really need to look into getting some proper running shoes. Or maybe just some insoles for my tennis shoes.

    this was actually something that helped me a lot. I resigned to spend some real money on a pair of running shoes at my fiancee's request. I went to a real running store, they had me run on a treadmill barefoot while they video taped. They played it back in slow motion, detailing all the spots in my stride that need support, went into the back and brought out a few pairs. They were around $100, which is a little much for a shoe I'm not wearing all the time, but since I only wear them running or at the gym, they'll last for many years and my feet/legs/back thank me.

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Veretas wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    I've just been running and doing push-ups and crunches recently. I don't really have the money to invest into proper weight training and the respective diet for it.

    If you honestly think that, you're not trying. Also, weight training is bullshit if all you're looking to do is get in shape. You can do everything you need to get ripped with floor space and a good pair of shoes. Hell, if you want to get in shape, challenge yourself to one day be able to pass a Marine Corps physical fitness test. 80 crunches in under 2 minutes, 3 miles in under 28 minutes and 3 dead hang pullups. That's the bare minimum. Also, eating healthy is way cheaper than not, seriously.

    That's true I guess. I'll concede to that. Honestly though I'm just looking to get into shape and loose this belly I got. So I've been running about a mile and a half every other day and doing push-ups crunches every day twice a day.

    I've kind of stopped the pass week or so due to school though, but no one to blame but myself really. I just wish Target had some produce or something because I don't have a car to get to a grocery store regularly.

    For real, bro. I'm all about push-ups. I change my exercising habits a lot, but there was a time where all I was doing was doing as many push-ups as I could as soon as I rolled out of bed in the morning. Once I got to 100, I turned to crunches. 10 minutes after I woke up every morning I was done exercising, with a little bit of a sweat going on and my blood pumping. Then I'd ride my bike everywhere for some cardio and I was golden.

    This sounds like a good idea. I might try this out. I really wanna get rid of some fat on my chest and stomach. Thanks Captain

    uhhh, that's not how fat loss works. Spot reduction is a myth

    I'm well aware of this. But those are the biggest things I dislike about me currently. I'm not that much of an idiot.

    PS Captain what kind of running store

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    what's the cheapest New Balance that's still good? Or Asics?

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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Veretas wrote: »
    I also really need to look into getting some proper running shoes. Or maybe just some insoles for my tennis shoes.

    this was actually something that helped me a lot. I resigned to spend some real money on a pair of running shoes at my fiancee's request. I went to a real running store, they had me run on a treadmill barefoot while they video taped. They played it back in slow motion, detailing all the spots in my stride that need support, went into the back and brought out a few pairs. They were around $100, which is a little much for a shoe I'm not wearing all the time, but since I only wear them running or at the gym, they'll last for many years and my feet/legs/back thank me.

    Running shoes should be replaced more than that even if you are only using them indoors. You'll still beat down the sole.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Veretas wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    I also really need to look into getting some proper running shoes. Or maybe just some insoles for my tennis shoes.

    five fingers

    Is...is this a brand? I'm not very shoe savvy.

    Edit: Oh god those look awful and terrible why would anyone buy those.

    Because they're an excellent running shoe?

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I just got a stationary stand for my bike YES gonna ride ride ride my adderall high

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Skull Man wrote: »
    I just got a stationary stand for my bike YES gonna ride ride ride my adderall high

    how much did that set you back?

    I've been considering setting one up in my office to use while I watch shows and stuff

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    I also really need to look into getting some proper running shoes. Or maybe just some insoles for my tennis shoes.

    five fingers

    Is...is this a brand? I'm not very shoe savvy.

    Edit: Oh god those look awful and terrible why would anyone buy those.

    Because they're an excellent running shoe?

    Oh okay. Sorry they just kind of caught me off guard.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Veretas wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    I also really need to look into getting some proper running shoes. Or maybe just some insoles for my tennis shoes.

    five fingers

    Is...is this a brand? I'm not very shoe savvy.

    Edit: Oh god those look awful and terrible why would anyone buy those.

    Because they're an excellent running shoe?

    Oh okay. Sorry they just kind of caught me off guard.

    they are weird-looking, that's true

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Veretas wrote: »
    PS Captain what kind of running store

    I'm pretty sure the one I went to is locally owned but I've heard a lot of people talk about a similar experience. I bet you can find something like it near you.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Veretas wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    what I hate is how incredibly boring exercise tends to be

    need constant mental stimulation

    When I run I like listening to some fast music. That usually keeps my brain happy. But really I do it so I don't have to think about shit. It's a nice escape from stress and anxiety.

    Yeah, I like to pull out some good driving Judas Priest, or other Heavy Metal when I'm working out. Plus, I don't give a shit, so I can often be found playing air guitar in between reps at the gym.
    Painkiller is Priest's best workout album. I will not hear any arguments as to the otherwise.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Skull Man wrote: »
    I just got a stationary stand for my bike YES gonna ride ride ride my adderall high

    I don't think I could ever fully trust a stationary stand. I'd be pedaling as hard as I could and trying not to imagine some strut giving out and dropping the back wheel and me driving myself into the far wall all Loony Toons styles.

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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Veretas wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    I also really need to look into getting some proper running shoes. Or maybe just some insoles for my tennis shoes.

    five fingers

    Is...is this a brand? I'm not very shoe savvy.

    Edit: Oh god those look awful and terrible why would anyone buy those.

    Because they're an excellent running shoe?

    Oh okay. Sorry they just kind of caught me off guard.

    I'd still kinda prefer running shoes that don't make me look like I check my apple stock every morning with my ipad while sipping soy chai latte from a biodegradable cup

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Ok gonna go run and stuff

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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    I just got a stationary stand for my bike YES gonna ride ride ride my adderall high

    I don't think I could ever fully trust a stationary stand. I'd be pedaling as hard as I could and trying not to imagine some strut giving out and dropping the back wheel and me driving myself into the far wall all Loony Toons styles.

    flintstoning head first into a brick wall man

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    I just got a stationary stand for my bike YES gonna ride ride ride my adderall high

    how much did that set you back?

    I've been considering setting one up in my office to use while I watch shows and stuff

    like sixty bucks; it was a birthday present

    I think it's a pretty mid-range one

    it's not the kind of thing I wanted to go really cheap for and have it collapse OR something I wanted to drop a hundo on

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Veretas wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    I also really need to look into getting some proper running shoes. Or maybe just some insoles for my tennis shoes.

    five fingers

    Is...is this a brand? I'm not very shoe savvy.

    Edit: Oh god those look awful and terrible why would anyone buy those.

    Because they're an excellent running shoe?

    Oh okay. Sorry they just kind of caught me off guard.

    I'd still kinda prefer running shoes that don't make me look like I check my apple stock every morning with my ipad while sipping soy chai latte from a biodegradable cup

    Yeah, plus, their whole thing is that their stupid shoes are a "barefoot alternative" and "the human foot doesn't need to be improved upon." But the problem is, asphalt and concrete weren't involved in the evolutionary process of our feet, so we need a buffer, but just a slab of rubber in the shape of a foot.

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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    The Vibrams are really well liked by some runners but like every other running shoe on the market are not for everyone.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Veretas wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    I also really need to look into getting some proper running shoes. Or maybe just some insoles for my tennis shoes.

    five fingers

    Is...is this a brand? I'm not very shoe savvy.

    Edit: Oh god those look awful and terrible why would anyone buy those.

    Because they're an excellent running shoe?

    Oh okay. Sorry they just kind of caught me off guard.

    I'd still kinda prefer running shoes that don't make me look like I check my apple stock every morning with my ipad while sipping soy chai latte from a biodegradable cup

    Yeah, plus, their whole thing is that their stupid shoes are a "barefoot alternative" and "the human foot doesn't need to be improved upon." But the problem is, asphalt and concrete weren't involved in the evolutionary process of our feet, so we need a buffer, but just a slab of rubber in the shape of a foot.

    I haven't had any trouble with asphalt with mine.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    of course the human foot needed to be improved upon

    that's the point of shoes

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    I also really need to look into getting some proper running shoes. Or maybe just some insoles for my tennis shoes.

    five fingers

    Is...is this a brand? I'm not very shoe savvy.

    Edit: Oh god those look awful and terrible why would anyone buy those.

    Because they're an excellent running shoe?

    Oh okay. Sorry they just kind of caught me off guard.

    I'd still kinda prefer running shoes that don't make me look like I check my apple stock every morning with my ipad while sipping soy chai latte from a biodegradable cup

    Yeah, plus, their whole thing is that their stupid shoes are a "barefoot alternative" and "the human foot doesn't need to be improved upon." But the problem is, asphalt and concrete weren't involved in the evolutionary process of our feet, so we need a buffer, but just a slab of rubber in the shape of a foot.

    I haven't had any trouble with asphalt with mine.

    I'm probably wrong, but they just seemed like another marketing gimmick, designed to sell a product with low material costs at high prices.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    for running, i recommend the asics nimbus line. they give great support and are pretty comfy for long runs. i have the asics nimbus 10, do about 5-7 miles a day, several days a week, and they've lasted me about 8 months. probably gonna get them replaced soon with the asics nimbus 11, hopefully, since the instep have been fallin apart a bit, but they've lasted longer than previous running shoes i've tried, plus just feel better, if that makes sense.

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    HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I wear Five Fingers KSO Treks as a everyday normal shoe and they feel great.

    It feels even more awesome doing sprints with them on soft mushy grass.

    Oh god walking in mud is fantastic too!

    Dogs also love them!

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Those stupid fucking shoes

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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Augh they're so creepy looking

    I'm curious to try them out, but not curious enough to splurge on a pair

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    i wanna get some VFF's for river activities

    everything else boots and shoes

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    oh wow those would be kind of neat

    I always stand on the balls of my feet when my shoes are off and my balance is much better that way

    basically my toes splay out like some kind of horrible bipedal frog

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