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Forum Battle 2010 - Bracket is up, Punching begins May 27th

LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunchesModerator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
edited May 2010 in Social Entropy++
Read everything before you do anything. Failure to do so may result in me hating you, which will lessen your chances of participating.

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In a moment of topical nostalgicisms and made-up words to uniquely qualify my moments, I brought this picture back from last year. I figure it'll become a tradition the harder I try to make it a tradition, because I have full creative control over this contest and none of you can do a damn thing about it. Welcome to the 6th ever Forum Battle.

What is this?
By now, you either know or can find out on your own. This is far from the first time this contest has taken place here. As usual, there will be 64 total spots, 5 of which have already been filled, and 5 more which are tentatively reserved and may be filled at my discretion. With the exception of the 4 seeded entries, the initial bracket will be randomized. Voting for each battle will once again be active for a 24-hour period.

How do I participate?
As a slight change in strategy, the thread is going up before registration opens, in accordance with this year's plan to put the onus of missing out on participating entirely on you, the participants. The thread title is repetitive and obnoxious for the same reason. What this basically means is that, no, you can't sign up yet. Registration will open at midnight, PDT, Sunday May 16th (so that's Saturday night/Sunday morning...not Sunday night...unless you live in Australia).

When the time comes, if you want to sign up, post that you want to do so in red text. Do not sign up on a whim. Either know that you're registering for something that may very well drag you through permanent psychotropic changes or leave the spot for someone that does. Don't waste my and everyone else's fucking time if you're not going to bother fighting to the very end.

When/How do I submit my entry?
PM me the link(s). You are in charge of your own web hosting, and there are plenty of free services out there that this really shouldn't be a problem. Either use something reliable or a couple of things that aren't (one set of mirrored links is usually enough, unless you're extremely paranoid or just plain awful at internetting). Just know that once the battle goes up, if your link doesn't work, ha ha.

Since I moved to the west coast last August, in addition to the date of open registration, all due dates for entries will now be at 11:59:59 p.m. in Pacific Time. Please try to remember that all entries are due before the day the battle is set to take place, not by the end of.

What if I don't submit anything?
By signing up for this competition, you are acknowledging that if you fail to submit an entry on time or do submit an entry that is the equivalent of "whatever, I'm out" or "whoops, I forgot," bad things will happen to you. No-shows from last year are barred from participating this year. 2008 no-shows, should they wish to enter, are eligible once more.

Are there prizes?
It depends on what you consider valuable.

Does ASimPerson have an archive of past contests?
What an oddly specific question. But yes, he does. However, it only dates back to 2007, so it's missing all the classic, original contests.

Can I see it?
No.

Please?
http://asimweb.org/pabattle/

That's all for now. The registration list will go up and fill up when registration opens, and idiot-proof gigantic links to the bracket and official time zone will go up as soon as the schedule has been set. Remember that the break time between rounds will shrink as the competition wears on. The better your entries are, the more likely you're about to enter a world of pain. Best of luck.

COMPETITION BRACKET
Campion is in charge of the bracket maintenance this year. Thanks, Campion!

THE ONE TRUE TIME ZONE
Follow this clock, because this will be your battle clock. Your entry is due before the day of your battle begins (i.e.: by 11:59:59 p.m. on the previous date, according this clock).

Roster:
1. DE?AD
2. Raneados
3. ChicoBlue
4. Robcham
5. Berk
6. Munkus Beaver
7. Futore
8. Wombat!!
9. Squbh (Team Squall/Dubh)
10. Stale
11. Dr.Funkenstein
12. Geebs
13. Qorzm
14. GSM
15. bsjezz
16. Worthless Lurker
17. SabreMau
18. Langly
19. Sal
20. Fletcher
21. The Otaku Suppository
22. Kusuguttai
23. Lady Eri
24. Swill
25. Fearghaill
26. Blaket
27. MacGuffin
28. Sara Lynn
29. Campion
30. Projeck
31. Framling
32. ThatDudeOverThere
33. Ten
34. #pipe
35. Zombies Tossed My Salad! (ZeroZero)
36. Butler
37. Cold Salmon and Hatred (Zot)
38. Bedlam
39. Gatsby
40. Mr Fuzzbutt
41. Caulk Bite 6
42. Odin
43. crwth
44. Spectre-x
45. Volucrisus Aedrius
46. Platypus Beirut
47. Gumpy
48. Nerindil
49. CorpseRT
50. Goose!
51. Rolo
52. Monkeyfeet
53. Antimatter
54. Koshian
55. Nogs
56. Vann Diras
57. Marcus and His Band Of Mysterious Disco Ravens
58. Rankenphile
59. Dadouw
Tentatively reserved:
60. Cowardly
61. natek
62. Edcrab
63. cj iwakura
64. Marshmallow

Waitlist:
Zonugal
mumble (Team mully/Wimble)
scarlet st.
Fallout

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Man I really wanna do this but I am terrible at anything creative. Maybe I'll try to get a spot anyway!

    Houk on
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I eagerly look forward to this.

    Hacksaw on
  • FletcherFletcher Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    i prefer to watch forum battles in the original japanese *scoff*

    Fletcher on
  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Man... I have a couple ideas that would let me participate but I'd probably lose my job.

    Bendery It Like Beckham on
  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I thought I heard the Cloister Bell ringing.

    Butler on
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    7am sunday morning

    can I get somebody to signup for me

    FAQ on
  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    It beginssss

    Edcrab on
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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    This is 4pm Blake time LarLar.

    You should put this in the OP.

    Blake T on
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I think I might participate this year.

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Oh goddamn I really really want to sign up but this may be on during my finals D:

    Gatsby on
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    hopefully i wont get put up against fucking Raneados in the first round this year

    CrackedLens on
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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Its been a year already?

    Mind is blown

    Gumpy on
  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    thanks for the grace period larlar

    need to think this shit over

    Squall on
  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I have an idea for a running theme this year.
    But I'm not sure if I'd be able to pull it over. Time to mull it over is probably a good thing.

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Last year was a lot of fun. I'm going to probably not participate this year but I'm excited for the results nonetheless

    Monkeyfeet on
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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    i'm a good writer and if it was a writing battle i'd win but nobody reads text these days

    bsjezz on
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  • DysDys how am I even using this gun Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    This is gonna be the first I'll be around for. Looking forward to following this.

    Dys on
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    last year was amazing

    FAQ on
  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    bsjezz wrote: »
    i'm a good writer and if it was a writing battle i'd win but nobody reads text these days

    People have entered with text entires with good success.

    MKR on
  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Was wondering when this was going to happen.

    Jigrah on
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    this is never not awesome

    Beasteh on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    question: can all the Scarlets work together on battle posts? individually we are awful but together we have the slightest chance.

    scarlet st. on
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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    MKR wrote: »
    bsjezz wrote: »
    i'm a good writer and if it was a writing battle i'd win but nobody reads text these days

    People have entered with text entires with good success.

    then my success will be greater!

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  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    question: can all the Scarlets work together on battle posts? individually we are awful but together we have the slightest chance.


    Like my vote means shit, but I would vote to have all scarlets act as one entity.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    this year I don't plan on having an grand ideas that are too difficult to pull off

    just quick short comics with dumb jokes

    FAQ on
  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I wonder if I can make it past the first round this year.

    Spectre-x on
  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Oh sweet. Now to loose sleep for a chance at signing up!

    I have a shitload of ideas but absolutly no talent to back them up so I am perfect for this :D

    Bedlam on
  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I wish I had some kind of talent.

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Hey lar does anyone get autosigned up?

    Like the champion defends his crown or whatever?

    Bedlam on
  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Murder isn't a legitimate tactic, is it?

    Going to have to think about if I have anything I can actually do

    Gumpy on
  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Hey lar does anyone get autosigned up?

    Like the champion defends his crown or whatever?

    final four from last year are automatically signed up

    Squall on
  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Oh man it's that time again

    And I don't have to move when I'm supposed to be doing my entry, so I will have to ponder entering this year

    Usagi on
  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Squall wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Hey lar does anyone get autosigned up?

    Like the champion defends his crown or whatever?

    final four from last year are automatically signed up
    WHATEVERITS2009!

    IM TOO EXCITED TO READ!

    Bedlam on
  • MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I will probably get slaughtered again.

    MacGuffin on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Jigrah wrote: »
    question: can all the Scarlets work together on battle posts? individually we are awful but together we have the slightest chance.


    Like my vote means shit, but I would vote to have all scarlets act as one entity.

    You're a good man, Jigrah. It's like the musketeers.

    scarlet st. on
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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    what was your last one macguffin

    post it, to hell

    FAQ on
  • GSMGSM Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Continuous daily/hourly checking for this thread to appear, and I get here with two pages, but no signup.
    Ironic! Anticipation level: HIGHEST.
    So excited!

    GSM on
    We'll get back there someday.
  • MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I don't think it's on the intertubes anymore, but I'll upload it again sometime. It was basically me destroying ties in various ways while wearing a terrible hat.

    MacGuffin on
  • MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Oh wait it's still there:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLctDbyupgs

    Note the terrible version of Flight of the Valkyries playing because youtube hates my country.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    oh I remember that one now

    FAQ on
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