Revenge of the Return of the Children of FICLY and other flash fiction

Quoth

Once upon a time, there was a website called Ficly. It was a peaceful place where burgeoning writers could post their tiny stories and have other people rate them. Sometimes people even wrote prequels or sequels to each others' work.

And then, SE++ invaded. It became a screaming chasm of anarchy and despair, punctuated by flashes of brilliance. The people of Ficly were cowed and fled in terror, hiding in the depths of secret writing caves until their new overlords grew bored and left. Slowly, Ficleteers emerged from their safe houses, but Ficly was never the same again.

And now, SE++, we must finish what we started.

Nah, just kidding. Don't make this a damn raid again, you Zeus-y geese. Yes, I just called you avian rapists. Get on over there and write a little story or two and let's have some good clean fun. If you need ideas, check out the Writing Game thread over in the Writer's Block for the Word of the Day.

Stop reading and start writing! And then go read what other people wrote.

Hit me with a herring if you want to be added to the list below.

Writers of Tiny Stories
AMP'd
animal companion
Bad-beat
BizaroPrime
Burning Organ
Butler
Centipede
Cilla
CJ
cyko
DarkPrimus
DredZed
Druhim
Filler
The Geebs that is a mod
Grim
GRMike
Hacksaw
Ihniwtr
Jermaine Champagne
JohnHam
Jordyn
Killjoy
Kovak
Kusu
Larlar
LaughingFuzzball
Lockout
Lost Salient
Meiz
Monkeyfeet
Muse
Naporeon
NaS
Olivaw
Orikae
pipe
Probad
Projeck
Quetzi
Quoth
Rob Q. Thero
Sarksus
Shank
Shorty
Skull Man
Snowbeat
Spectre-X
spookymuffin
Swill
Swordfights
Tabasco
Tech Hunter
Ten
thanimations
Thelonius
Tofystedeth
tommy
TrueHereticX
Usagi
Vann Diras
Viv
VoproSTEIN
YaYa
zenpotato
Zeromus
zimfan
Zoel
Zot

A Dabble Of Thelonius

I should really try to shake this whole "haven't written anything at all in seven months" thing.

Quoth

Yes, yes you should.

So, you know. Get on that.

Butler

nnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooo

Olivaw

I remember this

I also remember when we stopped and didn't go back because it had become a weird circlejerky kind of thing between some people

Or at least I think that was the issue

Uriel

I had one of these I don't remember how to sign in.

Quoth

I dunno, CD told me to make a new thread so I did. I'm writing something right now anyway SO THERE.

The Lovely Bastard

I would write something, but I am too busy making out with my monroebot

A Dabble Of Thelonius

Well I see the trend of completely missing the point of a character limit is still rolling on.

Centipede Damascus

that's right, Quoth does whatever I say

thanimations

I already feel guilty enough that I haven't finished my Friday Flash, and now you have to bring this back?

Burning Organ

Maybe I will write something new.

But I doubt that.

Olivaw

I'll probably write something but not now because it is the 4th and I have to spend most of my time saluting or pledging allegiance or something

Burning Organ

I thought you were Canadianeese?

Olivaw

Only for about six months, actually!

Currently I am New Englandese

A Dabble Of Thelonius

I'm going to write a 6,000 character story and break it into 6 parts.

Quoth

Here you go, have a story: http://ficly.com/stories/19008

Butler

A Dabble Of Thelonius wrote: »

I'm going to write a 6,000 character story and break it into 6 parts.

I'm going to break you into six parts.

thanimations

Alright, fine, here's a story . I hope you're happy.

AMP'd

Olivaw wrote: »

I remember this

I also remember when we stopped and didn't go back because it had become a weird circlejerky kind of thing between some people

Or at least I think that was the issue

Yeah the actual site members were weird

Larlar

I am joining this right now.

Centipede Damascus

I wrote a story!

Quoth

thanimations wrote: »

Alright, fine, here's a story . I hope you're happy.

mark it as mature bub, it's got naughty words

Centipede Damascus

Koshian wrote: »

what was the deal with all of that anyway

I remember something about an actual blog post from the admins about you guys?

basically they had to tell us to play nice

http://ficly.com/blog/quick-word-on-community-standards

A Dabble Of Thelonius

Koshian wrote: »

what was the deal with all of that anyway

I remember something about an actual blog post from the admins about you guys?

A couple people were being kinda dickish, but overall it was just that they had a feel good vibe going and we came in and started actually critiquing shit. It went poorly.

Muse Among Men

Are we doing this again?

Charles Kinbote

ohhhhhhhh,

god

Quoth

you don't have to do anything you don't want to, gosh

i am not holding a gun to your head or anything

what do you mean what about this gun

Gumpy

If only my idea of writing wasn't writing the world Explosion and then underlining it several dozen times

Centipede Damascus

Muse Among Men wrote: »

Are we doing this again?

yes

Burning Organ

I'm not in the list, but that's okay because I didn't write that much anyway.

VoproSTEIN

Hey look, my first story.

Charles Kinbote

good, the number one story is about incestual twins but fails to actually do anything more than sketchily illuminate the concept

good, flash fiction. thanks

Quoth

Burning Organ wrote: »

I'm not in the list, but that's okay because I didn't write that much anyway.

you're on the list now, sucker

Burning Organ

Quoth wrote: »

Burning Organ wrote: »

I'm not in the list, but that's okay because I didn't write that much anyway.

you're on the list now, sucker

Well fuck. I guess I gotta write something then...

Maybe tomorrow.

Larlar

Might as well add me, too, even though I haven't written anything yet. I like being on lists.

Burning Organ

List of Larlars:

Item one: Larlar

Centipede Damascus

Larlar I can't even find your profile

Quoth

yeah larlar, i can add you but what's the link

BugBoy

Charles Kinbote wrote: »

good, the number one story is about incestual twins but fails to actually do anything more than sketchily illuminate the concept

good, flash fiction. thanks

now I'm vomiting

everywhere

Muse Among Men

Yeah I read it too

I wanna write something that rhymes again . . .