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Bitching Thread IV: I Must Break You (of bad comics)
TexiKen
Dammit!That fish really got me!Registered User regular
Dammit!That fish really got me!Registered User regular
Does paying this much for a regular size comic:
piss you off?
Or does seeing a chump produce work like this and continue to get paid for it really piss you off?
Or does seeing this character Mary Sue-ing everything he comes into contact with make you go comatose?
This is where we get it off our chest (that's what she said). The Bitching Thread, where everybody knows your name *dun dun dun dun dun dun, dah dun*
The original rules for this thread:
If he dies, he dies.
piss you off?
Or does seeing a chump produce work like this and continue to get paid for it really piss you off?
Or does seeing this character Mary Sue-ing everything he comes into contact with make you go comatose?
This is where we get it off our chest (that's what she said). The Bitching Thread, where everybody knows your name *dun dun dun dun dun dun, dah dun*
The original rules for this thread:
Geebs wrote:
Hey, do you hate when comics are bad? Disappointed by something? Want to talk about it? Do it here. Keep it out of the other threads. This is where you can vent, and warn others about what you don't like.
This is where you can be angry and make bad jokes and whatever. If I see bad jokes and anger and stupid nonsense in other threads, I'll probably infract you. If you want to discuss problems you have with the subject of a thread in that thread, you can, but I'm going to expect you to be civil about it.
This is especially true for the moment of the week thread. Those threads are for highlights. If you want to bitch about something in there, well, I'm not going to have much tolerance for it.
Oh and side note, the phrase "moment of the weak" is stupid and you should feel stupid for using it.
If he dies, he dies.
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Also Spider-Man.
Woah, woah, woah, Cap called Nova a boy? The Nova who saved the universe not struggled with defeating one Nazi with a disfigured face for a century? Fuck you Cap
This this this.
Aaaaand that's me done for another Bitching Thread.
Other bitches merely distract me momentarily before I return in full force to the alter of nerdrage.
I mean come on now
Come on now
Reading old Captain America issues from the 80's, it seems as though Marvel has basically ignored 90% of these stories where Steve seemed to basically be 35-36.
Caps fought in one war, maybe two but Im pretty sure he only came around in the 2nd one where he fought troops armed with tech far more primitive than whats available in his present and now hes =fought a few supervillains without standing a chance against the more godly except where plot has his back.
Nova fought a war in space. Against super advanced tech. And the techno organic virus, and he brought back the Nova corps.
Fuck Cap.
So Captain America
in the 40 years of comics he's had in the modern times
as a member of the Avengers
has only fought a few super villains
gotcha
Well he has fought them repeatedly. But its like sexual partners, even if you've had sex 1 billion times, if its with teh same person it doesn't count.
This is a silly argument though.
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the whole thing just angers me
you are not better just because you did things in space
Exactly
WE DON'T NEED NO MOON CHEESE BABIES
Yeah but most of it is DarkWarrior.
Who gets a little carried away sometimes.
Bendis topped himself on useless comics with New Avengers #1
I feel dirty
I always thought that too, but that's if Cap was thawed out in the 60s, when, if you go by Joe Casey's Avengers Mini from a few years ago, Cap was basically thawed out now in 1990-1995.
And if Steve was 17-18 when he joined up and became Cap, and he fought for 4-5 years before being frozen, and then had 10 years in the modern world with a sliding timeline, he can't be more than 35. And I guess Tony or Pym would be the oldest original Avengers, and Reed should be in his early 40's.
And I dont think Ive ever seen TLB actually perturbed before.
it takes something special thing to actually irk me
I love Blastaar so much
Priorities.
You're cute when you're angry.
Seriously dude, it's not a big deal for me. It's the bitching thread, it's there for that kind of petty bemoaning about a single line. I do think Nova was a little out of character but it was still a great book and I'll be buying it regularly. Better than the mainstream Avengers, though issues #2 wasn't bad with Protector I guess. Don't swear off cosmic marvel doggie, it's really worth the read.
Besides, without the Sentry around I need another awesome character to bone over, and I pick good ol' Nova Prime.
Though I will start again when they start fightin' vampires
I will pick it up if it has Marvel Dracula in it, because he is pretty cool. I agree with you on that one at least.
hell I have only recently just read Annihilation