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Pure UnGodly Decadence [The Grilled Cheese Burgermelt]

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2010
    I mean shit, you guys care about the crust of your pizzas, right?

    No

    Well, the crust underneath

    But I don't eat the actual crust at the edge of the pizza

    Yes.

    That would be what I am talking about.

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    my favorite bread is cuban bread, mmm

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I mean shit, you guys care about the crust of your pizzas, right?

    No

    Well, the crust underneath

    But I don't eat the actual crust at the edge of the pizza

    man and i bet you even live in a country where they give you wicked crust dipping sauces

    tsk tsk tsk

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    i've never made my own pizza dough, just bought a big ball of dough from a local pizzeria

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I don't think I've ever had a bad pizza crust, though

    When I have bad pizza, it's usually the sauce that's to blame

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I mean shit, you guys care about the crust of your pizzas, right?

    No

    Well, the crust underneath

    But I don't eat the actual crust at the edge of the pizza

    But you paid for that crust, why throw away an investment?

    Save up the crusts and than just eat them on the go like candy-bars.

    I typically do this with eggrolls.

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Zonugal wrote: »
    I mean shit, you guys care about the crust of your pizzas, right?

    No

    Well, the crust underneath

    But I don't eat the actual crust at the edge of the pizza

    But you paid for that crust, why throw away an investment?

    Because it doesn't taste good on its own

    It needs sauce and mozzarella

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    where you eatin your pizza at, son

    because nine times out of ten the crust tastes delicious on its own

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    where you eatin your pizza at, son

    because nine times out of ten the crust tastes delicious on its own

    Everywhere I've ever gone

    If I try a new place, I take a bite of the crust, hoping to find the place where I can eat the whole slice

    Unsuccessful so far, so figuring that I just don't like crust on its own

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    where you eatin your pizza at, son

    because nine times out of ten the crust tastes delicious on its own

    look these are people that don't go to bakeries

    just

    just feel sorry for them and move on

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    where you eatin your pizza at, son

    because nine times out of ten the crust tastes delicious on its own

    Everywhere I've ever gone

    If I try a new place, I take a bite of the crust, hoping to find the place where I can eat the whole slice

    Unsuccessful so far, so figuring that I just don't like crust on its own

    You are complicating your life far too much.

    Just indulge in the beauty of crust.

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    But yeah, then again, Munkus's original point was "If you care about that, you care about bread"

    But the whole concept of eating just bread is odd to me

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    the only places i consistently don't eat the crust at are fancy brick oven joints

    the outer edge tends to be too burned for my tastes

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    That's because you've never had good, fresh bread!

    Have you ever had bread that was still warm from the oven?

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    That's because you've never had good, fresh bread!

    But even good, fresh bread

    Just by itself?

    No butter or jam or anything? Not on a sandwich?

    Man that just sounds weird
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Have you ever had bread that was still warm from the oven?

    I've never had bakery bread

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    the only places i consistently don't eat the crust at are fancy brick oven joints

    the outer edge tends to be too burned for my tastes

    sounds like they're doing it wrong

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    bsjezz wrote: »
    the only places i consistently don't eat the crust at are fancy brick oven joints

    the outer edge tends to be too burned for my tastes

    sounds like they're doing it wrong

    i'm just really picky about blackened bread

    i am talking about what i otherwise find to be the best pizza on earth

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    yeah but even out of smokin' hot woodfire ovens pizza crust shouldn't be blackened

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    bsjezz wrote: »
    the only places i consistently don't eat the crust at are fancy brick oven joints

    the outer edge tends to be too burned for my tastes

    sounds like they're doing it wrong

    He may be talking about neapolitan style pizza, which is the thing in NY now

    Depends on the oven really, those pizzas are baked at very high temperatures and if you don't get the timing just right, the spots can get too burned.

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    yeah i'm specifically talking about motorino

    i went to a q&a with frank bruni tonight and he reaffirmed it as the best in the city 8-)

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    Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    How in the hell can you people not appreciate bread on its own?

    Right now I'm eating a piece of the french stick I got from the bakery earlier today. It is completely bare.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I haven't been there yet. Which location do you go to?

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    I haven't been there yet. Which location do you go to?

    i've only ever been to the williamsburg one, since i live two blocks away

    thinking about going to the village one just because one of their specials right now is a meatball pizza that sounds amazing

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I eat cuban bread fresh with no butter and such.

    When it gets cold though, bleh

    Ugh now I want a cuban sandwich too, fuck there are like no spanish food places here :(

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    are we talking about the same sort of pizza?

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    i guess i could see the extra burniness as being deliberate, because it does at a kind of flavour to it, but traditional oven pizzas don't have to be like that

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    i like deep dish

    where the fuck did deep dish go

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    i'm the only person i know who has a problem with the burniness. i'm cool with that.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    This is specifically Neapolitan style.

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    oh my god, i love you guys and i love this conversation. i might have just tricked my girlfriend into taking me here for dinner tonight

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    PIZZA AND BEER

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    TiBTiB Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    You want some damn good bread, you go to Zingermans here in Ann Arbor, MI.

    Holy shit, their sourdough or farm bread with spicy mustard and a mixture of Jarlsburg, Gouda, and soft goat cheese.


    Ho gaaawwwdddd

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    ma went to that place

    she loves her some bread

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I might have missed it, but I didn't see The Cheese and Burger Society linked.

    It has some of the best burgers.

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    TiBTiB Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Zingermans can charge around 20 bucks for a sandwich

    I have never regretted the prices for their sandwiches.

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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Welcome all you heathens and Philistines! I grant your eyes a sight of hedonism that brings us back to the days of our Detroit ancestors.

    I present The Grilled Cheese Burgermelt, or as it will be known the Pure UnGodly Decadence.

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    This hulking beast of a meal clocks in at:
    • 1500 calories (870 of those from fat)
    • 79g of saturated fat
    • And a whopping 2090mg of sodium (trouncing the Double Down, which weighs in at a paltry 1380mg of salt)

    As your mouth waters and you heart skips a beat, let us discuss this glorious creation, other culinary brutes who would shake the pillars of our world and what goes into sitting down to a meal that could rival King Louis the 16th himself.

    If i ate that, i'm fairly sure my heart would just stop. Not even heart palpitations first.

    I'd finish the meal and my heart would just seize up and i'd die.

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Grilled cheese with wheat bread is a lot like ordering your reuben on white bread

    As in, why bother ordering that sandwich if you're going to fucking mangle it

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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    If I ate one of these it would be the only thing I could eat all day. That is horrifying but I know there is far worst out there.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I'm going to go marinate some tofu to make a sandwich for lunch! It will be quite good and I'll tell you guys the results!

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