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The Razzies are in!

trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
edited January 2007 in Social Entropy++
Worst Picture

BASIC INSTINCT 2
BLOODRAYNE
LADY IN THE WATER
LITTLE MAN
WICKER MAN


Worst Actor

Tim Allen / THE SANTA CLAUSE 3: THE ESCAPE CLAUSE
THE SHAGGY DOG & ZOOM
Nicolas Cage / WICKER MAN
Larry the Cable Guy (Dan Whitney) / LARRY THE CABLE GUY: HEALTH INSPECTOR
Rob Schneider / BENCHWARMERS & LITTLE MAN
Marlon Wayans & Shawn Wayans / LITTLE MAN


Worst Actress

Hilary Duff & Haylie Duff / MATERIAL GIRLS
Lindsay Lohan / JUST MY LUCK
Kristanna Loken / BLOODRAYNE
Jessica Simpson / EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH
Sharon Stone / BASIC INSTINCT 2


Worst Supporting Actress

Kate Bosworth / SUPERMAN RETURNS
Kristin Chenoweth / DECK THE HALLS, PINK PANTHER & RV
Carmen Electra / DATE MOVIE & SCARY MOVIE
Jenny McCarthy / JOHN TUCKER MUST DIE
Michelle Rodriguez / BLOODRAYNE


Worst Screenplay

BASIC INSTINCT 2
BLOODRAYNE
LADY IN THE WATER
LITTLE MAN
WICKER MAN


Worst Screen Couple

Tim Allen & Martin Short / SANTA CLAUSE 3: THE ESCAPE CLAUSE Nicolas Cage & his bear suit / WICKER MAN
Hilary & Haylie Duff / MATERIAL GIRLS
Sharon Stone's breasts / BASIC INSTINCT 2
Shawn Wayans &/either Kerry Washington or Marlon Wayans / LITTLE MAN


Worst Remake or Rip-Off

LITTLE MAN (Rip-off of 1954 Bugs Bunny cartoon "Baby Buggy Bunny")
PINK PANTHER
POSEIDON
THE SHAGGY DOG
WICKER MAN


Worst Prequel or Sequel

BASIC INSTINCT 2
BIG MOMMA'S HOUSE 2
GARFIELD 2: A TALE OF TWO KITTIES
SANTA CLAUSE 3
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING


Worst Excuse for a Family Film

DECK THE HALLS
GARFIELD 2: A TALE OF TWO KITTIES
SANTA CLAUSE 3
THE SHAGGY DOG




Wow, I must be good. I knew to avoid every single one of these Abominations. Except Lady in the Water and Superman (which I liked), I was tempted to see Lady in the Water. I have it sitting here. Is it really that bad?

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    I have not seen any of them.

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  • revolverevolve Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Larry the Cable Guy is the worst anything, ever.

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  • The Sneak!The Sneak! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    PotU wrote:
    I have not seen any of them.

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  • dushdush Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    i saw

    uh

    no fuck it i haven't seen any of them

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  • ToadTheMushroomToadTheMushroom Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Poseidon was a great film.

    Fucking idiots.

    and not just in my opinion, it was critically acclaimed.

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  • HoA-playerHoA-player Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I didn't find Kate Bosworth that bad in Superman.

    Haven't seen any of the others.

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  • saint2esaint2e Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I saw Lady in the Water and Superman. The rest I passed on.
    Bloodrayne must be one godawful film though.

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Poseidon was a great film.

    Fucking idiots.

    and not just in my opinion, it was critically acclaimed.

    Maybe they ran out of remakes?

    Superman Returns I liked.

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    My ass was critically acclaimed.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    My ass was critically acclaimed.

    Critically Acclaimed, sure, but it didn't make any money.

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Poseidon was a great film.

    Fucking idiots.

    and not just in my opinion, it was critically acclaimed.
    http://www.metacritic.com/film/titles/poseidon
    A deeply dreadful movie -- no, a shallowly dreadful movie -- that's too unpleasant and repetitive to be entertaining, even as camp.
    An utterly empty-skulled genre mechanism and nothing more.
    Poseidon is a sodden saga, with a script that is awash in clichés. It nearly drowns under the weight of its own soggy tedium.

    it... it was?

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    HoA-player wrote:
    I didn't find Kate Bosworth that bad in Superman.

    Haven't seen any of the others.

    Yeah, she wasn't anything to write home about, but not noticeably bad either.

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    redhead wrote:
    Poseidon was a great film.

    Fucking idiots.

    and not just in my opinion, it was critically acclaimed.
    http://www.metacritic.com/film/titles/poseidon
    A deeply dreadful movie -- no, a shallowly dreadful movie -- that's too unpleasant and repetitive to be entertaining, even as camp.
    An utterly empty-skulled genre mechanism and nothing more.
    Poseidon is a sodden saga, with a script that is awash in clichés. It nearly drowns under the weight of its own soggy tedium.

    it... it was?

    I bet the retard was talking about the original

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    I saw Superman Returns on Imax and she was like a giant skellington. Seriously scary..

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    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I liked Material Girls, because Hillary Duff's love interest was dreamy. Also, the Duff sisters can't act, which made it awesome to watch in theaters.

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  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I enjoyed Superman a great deal, but Kate Bosworth was quite the mediocre actress.

    I hope Wicker Man wins something just for this - http://youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo

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  • CangoFettCangoFett Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Man, people only hate Lady in the water for 2 reasons

    The movie critic dig
    and M Night [spoiler:5027837ace]playing a character in his own movie who writes a book that changes the world[/spoiler:5027837ace]

    The second was a bit dumb of him, but it was a good, entertaining movie that kept you guessing.

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  • Grandaddy DeliciousGrandaddy Delicious Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Basic Instinct 2 is gonna sweep the Razzies.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I don't know, Bloodrayne was really, really bad. Except for the scene where her boobs are all hanging out and she's riding that guy. That was cinematic excellence.

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Hunter wrote:
    I don't know, Bloodrayne was really, really bad. Except for the scene where her boobs are all hanging out and she's riding that guy. That was cinematic excellence.

    In a similar vein, the only good parts of House of The Dead were the titties.

    They weren't even good titties, but they were far more entertaining to look at than the rest of the movie. Or Clint Howard. Ugh.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Moriveth wrote:
    Hunter wrote:
    I don't know, Bloodrayne was really, really bad. Except for the scene where her boobs are all hanging out and she's riding that guy. That was cinematic excellence.

    In a similar vein, the only good parts of House of The Dead were the titties.

    They weren't even good titties, but they were far more entertaining to look at than the rest of the movie. Or Clint Howard. Ugh.

    I watched Bloodrayne for free on my cable box when I was off from work after having surgery. There I am whacked out on percoset, I'm drinking Maker's Mark at 10:30am, and even in that state the movie was so bad I'm making fun of the scenes as they're happening. Uwe Boll is a bane on mankind, but at least he can film a decent titty scene.

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Certainly better than his fight scenes.

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    house of the dead was so bad i'd rather just watch game cutscenes

    DOGS OF THE A.M.S.

    but clint howard makes anything enjoyable

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Moriveth wrote:
    Certainly better than his fight scenes.

    They look like they're in slow motion. I swear I could see the actors counting the steps and asking the other guy if it was time to swing the sword.

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  • sarksark Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    they made a basic instinct 2?

    i wish someone would kill larry the cable guy.

    like, tie him to a bunch of tires, and set them on fire or something.

    i hate that guy.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Other night my mother was like "Oh we just rented The Wicker Man, would you like to come watch it with us?"
    "No mom I hear that one was really awful."
    "Oh? Gee I hope not."
    2 hours later
    "You're right Kantankeris, that was terrible. It was SO BAD."
    "Told ya."

    I like how a Boll movie was on there, but it pains me that Michelle Rodriguez was dumb enough to go out for 'supporting actress' in that one.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    sark wrote:
    they made a basic instinct 2?

    i wish someone would kill larry the cable guy.

    like, tie him to a bunch of tires, and set them on fire or something.

    i hate that guy.

    I'd like to see Larry get strapped to a boulder and the shot out of a catapult into a large wall.

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    Other night my mother was like "Oh we just rented The Wicker Man, would you like to come watch it with us?"
    "No mom I hear that one was really awful."
    "Oh? Gee I hope not."
    2 hours later
    "You're right Kantankeris, that was terrible. It was SO BAD."
    "Told ya."

    I like how a Boll movie was on there, but it pains me that Michelle Rodriguez was dumb enough to go out for 'supporting actress' in that one.

    your mother calls you by your internet name

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Hunter wrote:
    sark wrote:
    they made a basic instinct 2?

    i wish someone would kill larry the cable guy.

    like, tie him to a bunch of tires, and set them on fire or something.

    i hate that guy.

    I'd like to see Larry get strapped to a boulder and the shot out of a catapult into a large wall.
    I'd like to see him go broke and realize he doesn't even know how to install cable and it would be irony that causes his family to starve.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Other night my mother was like "Oh we just rented The Wicker Man, would you like to come watch it with us?"
    "No mom I hear that one was really awful."
    "Oh? Gee I hope not."
    2 hours later
    "You're right Kantankeris, that was terrible. It was SO BAD."
    "Told ya."

    I like how a Boll movie was on there, but it pains me that Michelle Rodriguez was dumb enough to go out for 'supporting actress' in that one.

    your mother calls you by your internet name
    For the purposes of this thread, yes she does. By my FULL internet name.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Other night my mother was like "Oh we just rented The Wicker Man, would you like to come watch it with us?"
    "No mom I hear that one was really awful."
    "Oh? Gee I hope not."
    2 hours later
    "You're right Kantankeris, that was terrible. It was SO BAD."
    "Told ya."

    I like how a Boll movie was on there, but it pains me that Michelle Rodriguez was dumb enough to go out for 'supporting actress' in that one.

    your mother calls you by your internet name
    For the purposes of this thread, yes she does. By my FULL internet name.

    She calls you FurryLoveboy_69_Kantankeris?

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  • sarksark Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    i think that it should be written into law, that if you win a razzie, you're executed the next day.

    as it stands, these people make terrible films, then go "oh ho ho, people didn't like it', and then they move on to their next abomination.

    there should be consequences. i'm going to contact my senator.

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  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I saw superman and, sadly, the texas chainsaw one. But I only saw that bc there was the chance for makeouts. Which didnt happen, so I wasted a good ::insert movie length:: of my life. Damn you shitty movie, damn you woman with shitty taste in movies. Damn you all.

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited January 2007
    sark i am pretty sure no-one forces you to watch these films, i don't see why it's that important

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Lardalish wrote:
    I saw superman and, sadly, the texas chainsaw one. But I only saw that bc there was the chance for makeouts. Which didnt happen, so I wasted a good ::insert movie length:: of my life. Damn you shitty movie, damn you woman with shitty taste in movies. Damn you all.

    I advise beating your woman. Learn her a thing or two.

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  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Lardalish wrote:
    I saw superman and, sadly, the texas chainsaw one. But I only saw that bc there was the chance for makeouts. Which didnt happen, so I wasted a good ::insert movie length:: of my life. Damn you shitty movie, damn you woman with shitty taste in movies. Damn you all.

    I advise beating your woman. Learn her a thing or two.


    ::SMACK:: BAD! NO MORE SHITTY MOVIES! No! Put Saw III down! Put it down now!

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Lardalish wrote:
    ::SMACK:: BAD! NO MORE SHITTY MOVIES! No! Put Saw III down! Put it down now!

    Christ, that movie sucked. The first one was decent and had a pretty good plot twist, but the second was a bit too formulaic. There was no reasn for the third whatsoever.

    And yes, I was dragged to that one too.

    Has anyone mentioned Pulse? I could have cheerfully shot someone after watching that. Also dragged to that one.

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  • CraigopogoCraigopogo Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I don't know if The Wicker Man should be on the worst picture list. I'm not saying it was good, God knows it wasn't, but it seems to me that it occupies some kind of nether-region of quality... too fucking weird to be bad, but too goddamn awful to be good. It's like an out-of-context event, we just don't have the tools necessary to condemn it. It's like an insanity plea: we're pretty sure it's not good, but it's not bad in the same way other movies are bad, it's something scary and different that needs to be locked up in a padded room.

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  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Craigopogo wrote:
    I don't know if The Wicker Man should be on the worst picture list. I'm not saying it was good, God knows it wasn't, but it seems to me that it occupies some kind of nether-region of quality... too fucking weird to be bad, but too goddamn awful to be good. It's like an out-of-context event, we just don't have the tools necessary to condemn it. It's like an insanity plea: we're pretty sure it's not good, but it's not bad in the same way other movies are bad, it's something scary and different that needs to be locked up in a padded room.

    I'm sure a movie that has Nick Cage screaming about bees deserves to be on the list.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Ness445 wrote:
    I'm sure a movie that has Nick Cage screaming about bees deserves to be on the list.

    Thanks, you just cost me the time and dollars it takes to find this movie and rent it. Maybe i'll make a Nicholas Cage movie day out of it in the near future, get this and Con Air, then mosie on over to the theater and watch Ghost Rider.

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