The Razzies are in!

trentsteel

Worst Picture

BASIC INSTINCT 2
BLOODRAYNE
LADY IN THE WATER
LITTLE MAN
WICKER MAN


Worst Actor

Tim Allen / THE SANTA CLAUSE 3: THE ESCAPE CLAUSE
THE SHAGGY DOG & ZOOM
Nicolas Cage / WICKER MAN
Larry the Cable Guy (Dan Whitney) / LARRY THE CABLE GUY: HEALTH INSPECTOR
Rob Schneider / BENCHWARMERS & LITTLE MAN
Marlon Wayans & Shawn Wayans / LITTLE MAN


Worst Actress

Hilary Duff & Haylie Duff / MATERIAL GIRLS
Lindsay Lohan / JUST MY LUCK
Kristanna Loken / BLOODRAYNE
Jessica Simpson / EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH
Sharon Stone / BASIC INSTINCT 2


Worst Supporting Actress

Kate Bosworth / SUPERMAN RETURNS
Kristin Chenoweth / DECK THE HALLS, PINK PANTHER & RV
Carmen Electra / DATE MOVIE & SCARY MOVIE
Jenny McCarthy / JOHN TUCKER MUST DIE
Michelle Rodriguez / BLOODRAYNE


Worst Screenplay

BASIC INSTINCT 2
BLOODRAYNE
LADY IN THE WATER
LITTLE MAN
WICKER MAN


Worst Screen Couple

Tim Allen & Martin Short / SANTA CLAUSE 3: THE ESCAPE CLAUSE Nicolas Cage & his bear suit / WICKER MAN
Hilary & Haylie Duff / MATERIAL GIRLS
Sharon Stone's breasts / BASIC INSTINCT 2
Shawn Wayans &/either Kerry Washington or Marlon Wayans / LITTLE MAN


Worst Remake or Rip-Off

LITTLE MAN (Rip-off of 1954 Bugs Bunny cartoon "Baby Buggy Bunny")
PINK PANTHER
POSEIDON
THE SHAGGY DOG
WICKER MAN


Worst Prequel or Sequel

BASIC INSTINCT 2
BIG MOMMA'S HOUSE 2
GARFIELD 2: A TALE OF TWO KITTIES
SANTA CLAUSE 3
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING


Worst Excuse for a Family Film

DECK THE HALLS
GARFIELD 2: A TALE OF TWO KITTIES
SANTA CLAUSE 3
THE SHAGGY DOG




Wow, I must be good. I knew to avoid every single one of these Abominations. Except Lady in the Water and Superman (which I liked), I was tempted to see Lady in the Water. I have it sitting here. Is it really that bad?

PotU

I have not seen any of them.

revolve

Larry the Cable Guy is the worst anything, ever.

The Sneak!

PotU wrote:

I have not seen any of them.

dush

i saw

uh

no fuck it i haven't seen any of them

ToadTheMushroom

Poseidon was a great film.

Fucking idiots.

and not just in my opinion, it was critically acclaimed.

HoA-player

I didn't find Kate Bosworth that bad in Superman.

Haven't seen any of the others.

saint2e

I saw Lady in the Water and Superman. The rest I passed on.
Bloodrayne must be one godawful film though.

Janson

ToadTheMushroom wrote:

Poseidon was a great film.

Fucking idiots.

and not just in my opinion, it was critically acclaimed.

Maybe they ran out of remakes?

Superman Returns I liked.

Synthetic Orange

My ass was critically acclaimed.

trentsteel

Synthetic Orange wrote:

My ass was critically acclaimed.

Critically Acclaimed, sure, but it didn't make any money.

redhead

ToadTheMushroom wrote:

Poseidon was a great film.

Fucking idiots.

and not just in my opinion, it was critically acclaimed.

http://www.metacritic.com/film/titles/poseidon

A deeply dreadful movie -- no, a shallowly dreadful movie -- that's too unpleasant and repetitive to be entertaining, even as camp.

An utterly empty-skulled genre mechanism and nothing more.

Poseidon is a sodden saga, with a script that is awash in clichés. It nearly drowns under the weight of its own soggy tedium.

it... it was?

Gafoto

HoA-player wrote:

I didn't find Kate Bosworth that bad in Superman.

Haven't seen any of the others.

Yeah, she wasn't anything to write home about, but not noticeably bad either.

Whippy

redhead wrote:

ToadTheMushroom wrote:

Poseidon was a great film.

Fucking idiots.

and not just in my opinion, it was critically acclaimed.

http://www.metacritic.com/film/titles/poseidon

A deeply dreadful movie -- no, a shallowly dreadful movie -- that's too unpleasant and repetitive to be entertaining, even as camp.

An utterly empty-skulled genre mechanism and nothing more.

Poseidon is a sodden saga, with a script that is awash in clichés. It nearly drowns under the weight of its own soggy tedium.

it... it was?

I bet the retard was talking about the original

SporkAndrew

I saw Superman Returns on Imax and she was like a giant skellington. Seriously scary..

lostwords

I liked Material Girls, because Hillary Duff's love interest was dreamy. Also, the Duff sisters can't act, which made it awesome to watch in theaters.

Ness445

I enjoyed Superman a great deal, but Kate Bosworth was quite the mediocre actress.

I hope Wicker Man wins something just for this - http://youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo

CangoFett

Man, people only hate Lady in the water for 2 reasons

The movie critic dig
and M Night [spoiler:5027837ace]playing a character in his own movie who writes a book that changes the world[/spoiler:5027837ace]

The second was a bit dumb of him, but it was a good, entertaining movie that kept you guessing.

Grandaddy Delicious

Basic Instinct 2 is gonna sweep the Razzies.

Hunter

I don't know, Bloodrayne was really, really bad. Except for the scene where her boobs are all hanging out and she's riding that guy. That was cinematic excellence.

Moriveth

Hunter wrote:

I don't know, Bloodrayne was really, really bad. Except for the scene where her boobs are all hanging out and she's riding that guy. That was cinematic excellence.

In a similar vein, the only good parts of House of The Dead were the titties.

They weren't even good titties, but they were far more entertaining to look at than the rest of the movie. Or Clint Howard. Ugh.

Hunter

Moriveth wrote:

Hunter wrote:

I don't know, Bloodrayne was really, really bad. Except for the scene where her boobs are all hanging out and she's riding that guy. That was cinematic excellence.

In a similar vein, the only good parts of House of The Dead were the titties.

They weren't even good titties, but they were far more entertaining to look at than the rest of the movie. Or Clint Howard. Ugh.

I watched Bloodrayne for free on my cable box when I was off from work after having surgery. There I am whacked out on percoset, I'm drinking Maker's Mark at 10:30am, and even in that state the movie was so bad I'm making fun of the scenes as they're happening. Uwe Boll is a bane on mankind, but at least he can film a decent titty scene.

Moriveth

Certainly better than his fight scenes.

Whippy

house of the dead was so bad i'd rather just watch game cutscenes

DOGS OF THE A.M.S.

but clint howard makes anything enjoyable

Hunter

Moriveth wrote:

Certainly better than his fight scenes.

They look like they're in slow motion. I swear I could see the actors counting the steps and asking the other guy if it was time to swing the sword.

sark

they made a basic instinct 2?

i wish someone would kill larry the cable guy.

like, tie him to a bunch of tires, and set them on fire or something.

i hate that guy.

TankHammer

Other night my mother was like "Oh we just rented The Wicker Man, would you like to come watch it with us?"
"No mom I hear that one was really awful."
"Oh? Gee I hope not."
2 hours later
"You're right Kantankeris, that was terrible. It was SO BAD."
"Told ya."

I like how a Boll movie was on there, but it pains me that Michelle Rodriguez was dumb enough to go out for 'supporting actress' in that one.

Hunter

sark wrote:

they made a basic instinct 2?

i wish someone would kill larry the cable guy.

like, tie him to a bunch of tires, and set them on fire or something.

i hate that guy.

I'd like to see Larry get strapped to a boulder and the shot out of a catapult into a large wall.

Whippy

Kantankeris wrote:

Other night my mother was like "Oh we just rented The Wicker Man, would you like to come watch it with us?"
"No mom I hear that one was really awful."
"Oh? Gee I hope not."
2 hours later
"You're right Kantankeris, that was terrible. It was SO BAD."
"Told ya."

I like how a Boll movie was on there, but it pains me that Michelle Rodriguez was dumb enough to go out for 'supporting actress' in that one.

your mother calls you by your internet name

TankHammer

Hunter wrote:

sark wrote:

they made a basic instinct 2?

i wish someone would kill larry the cable guy.

like, tie him to a bunch of tires, and set them on fire or something.

i hate that guy.

I'd like to see Larry get strapped to a boulder and the shot out of a catapult into a large wall.

I'd like to see him go broke and realize he doesn't even know how to install cable and it would be irony that causes his family to starve.

TankHammer

WhipstitchZombie wrote:

Kantankeris wrote:

Other night my mother was like "Oh we just rented The Wicker Man, would you like to come watch it with us?"
"No mom I hear that one was really awful."
"Oh? Gee I hope not."
2 hours later
"You're right Kantankeris, that was terrible. It was SO BAD."
"Told ya."

I like how a Boll movie was on there, but it pains me that Michelle Rodriguez was dumb enough to go out for 'supporting actress' in that one.

your mother calls you by your internet name

For the purposes of this thread, yes she does. By my FULL internet name.

Hunter

Kantankeris wrote:

WhipstitchZombie wrote:

Kantankeris wrote:

Other night my mother was like "Oh we just rented The Wicker Man, would you like to come watch it with us?"
"No mom I hear that one was really awful."
"Oh? Gee I hope not."
2 hours later
"You're right Kantankeris, that was terrible. It was SO BAD."
"Told ya."

I like how a Boll movie was on there, but it pains me that Michelle Rodriguez was dumb enough to go out for 'supporting actress' in that one.

your mother calls you by your internet name

For the purposes of this thread, yes she does. By my FULL internet name.

She calls you FurryLoveboy_69_Kantankeris?

sark

i think that it should be written into law, that if you win a razzie, you're executed the next day.

as it stands, these people make terrible films, then go "oh ho ho, people didn't like it', and then they move on to their next abomination.

there should be consequences. i'm going to contact my senator.

Lardalish

I saw superman and, sadly, the texas chainsaw one. But I only saw that bc there was the chance for makeouts. Which didnt happen, so I wasted a good ::insert movie length:: of my life. Damn you shitty movie, damn you woman with shitty taste in movies. Damn you all.

bongi

sark i am pretty sure no-one forces you to watch these films, i don't see why it's that important

Darth Waiter

Lardalish wrote:

I saw superman and, sadly, the texas chainsaw one. But I only saw that bc there was the chance for makeouts. Which didnt happen, so I wasted a good ::insert movie length:: of my life. Damn you shitty movie, damn you woman with shitty taste in movies. Damn you all.

I advise beating your woman. Learn her a thing or two.

Lardalish

Darth Waiter wrote:

Lardalish wrote:

I saw superman and, sadly, the texas chainsaw one. But I only saw that bc there was the chance for makeouts. Which didnt happen, so I wasted a good ::insert movie length:: of my life. Damn you shitty movie, damn you woman with shitty taste in movies. Damn you all.

I advise beating your woman. Learn her a thing or two.

::SMACK:: BAD! NO MORE SHITTY MOVIES! No! Put Saw III down! Put it down now!

Darth Waiter

Lardalish wrote:

::SMACK:: BAD! NO MORE SHITTY MOVIES! No! Put Saw III down! Put it down now!

Christ, that movie sucked. The first one was decent and had a pretty good plot twist, but the second was a bit too formulaic. There was no reasn for the third whatsoever.

And yes, I was dragged to that one too.

Has anyone mentioned Pulse? I could have cheerfully shot someone after watching that. Also dragged to that one.

Craigopogo

I don't know if The Wicker Man should be on the worst picture list. I'm not saying it was good, God knows it wasn't, but it seems to me that it occupies some kind of nether-region of quality... too fucking weird to be bad, but too goddamn awful to be good. It's like an out-of-context event, we just don't have the tools necessary to condemn it. It's like an insanity plea: we're pretty sure it's not good, but it's not bad in the same way other movies are bad, it's something scary and different that needs to be locked up in a padded room.

Ness445

Craigopogo wrote:

I don't know if The Wicker Man should be on the worst picture list. I'm not saying it was good, God knows it wasn't, but it seems to me that it occupies some kind of nether-region of quality... too fucking weird to be bad, but too goddamn awful to be good. It's like an out-of-context event, we just don't have the tools necessary to condemn it. It's like an insanity plea: we're pretty sure it's not good, but it's not bad in the same way other movies are bad, it's something scary and different that needs to be locked up in a padded room.

I'm sure a movie that has Nick Cage screaming about bees deserves to be on the list.

lostwords

Ness445 wrote:

I'm sure a movie that has Nick Cage screaming about bees deserves to be on the list.

Thanks, you just cost me the time and dollars it takes to find this movie and rent it. Maybe i'll make a Nicholas Cage movie day out of it in the near future, get this and Con Air, then mosie on over to the theater and watch Ghost Rider.