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    BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    yeah, prion diseases can come from cannibalism

    kuru in particular

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    they'd sort all that out, obviously!

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    BugBoy wrote: »
    yeah, prion diseases can come from cannibalism

    kuru in particular

    eww.

    How about we stick to eating other dead things?

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I do not actually believe that if someone in this thread were presented a human steak they would eat it

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I do not actually believe that if someone in this thread were presented a human steak they would eat it

    Of course not.

    Better to have BBQ human ribs.

    Mmmm...

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    no I suppose not

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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    human steak probably not

    human soylent green probably

    if you turn it into a wafer I can dig it

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Hmm should I pick off druhim, the old and sickly, but potentially the wisest and most experienced?

    Or start with some poor defenseless lurker?

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    yeah it's not like I'm wanting human dogs or nothing but if you're telling me you could process dead bodies into a nutrient source that is nothing like an actual dead body then why not? why bury people, it's not like they give a damn, they're dead!

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Stale would be the obvious choice!

    Too weak to defend himself from a concentrated attack but large enough to field a suitable meal.

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    People today are probably the tastiest people to ever exist. Were all tender and marbled due to our fatty diets and sedentary life style.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    If I eat his heart, I gain his power.

    Which is good, I need to learn how to cook his ribs properly.

    EDIT: Speaking of hearts, my ticker hurts... :(

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    I do not actually believe that if someone in this thread were presented a human steak they would eat it

    Of course not.

    Better to have BBQ human ribs.

    Mmmm...

    :whistle: I want my baby back ribs...:whistle: *To the tune of the Chili's Baby Back Ribs Song*

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    If I eat his heart, I gain his power.

    Which is good, I need to learn how to cook his ribs properly.

    EDIT: Speaking of hearts, my ticker hurts... :(

    It's probably just your heart tissue dying. Nothing to worry about.

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    EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    It happens to everyone eventually.

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    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    it's probably suffocating in it's lard cocoon.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    You mean

    lardroom

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    GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
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    BlueDestinyBlueDestiny Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    You mean

    lardroom

    Uriel's arteries used HARDEN

    Super Effective!

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I do not actually believe that if someone in this thread were presented a human steak they would eat it

    is that a dare

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I guess I don't understand how printers work anymore. Wouldn't a 3D printer be something like a Glaive? I forgot what its actually called but my school had this thing where you put in a plastic cylinder and make a design on the computer and the machine (I think it was called a glaive) would carve it out.

    We made a chess set.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Alright, so you won't eat a human steak, but what about two-legged mutton?

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    TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    PC Load Lettuce, what the fuck does that mean

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    People saying they would be willing to do outrageous shit they would actually never do?
    It's like this is the internet or something!

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I do not actually believe that if someone in this thread were presented a human steak they would eat it

    is that a dare

    You know what

    yes

    yes it is

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    GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    i forgot who and when it was but some crazy ass scientist once went to a morgue, got a fresh body, and ate it for science

    he said it tasted like veal

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Some serial killer said it tasted like sweet pork.

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    gonna eat so many human steaks

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Bonus points if the steak is made from your own body

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I want to clone myself and eat my clone.

    I'd probably get some sort of super prion disease.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    TheStig wrote: »
    Some serial killer said it tasted like sweet pork.

    there's a reason it's called "long pig"

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    GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    who are you gonna trust on the taste of human flesh, a mad scientist or a serial killer?

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    how about a journalist?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannibalism
    Prior to 1931, New York Times reporter William Buehler Seabrook, allegedly in the interests of "research", obtained from a hospital intern at the Sorbonne a chunk of human meat from the body of a healthy human killed in an accident, then cooked and ate it. He reported, "It was like good, fully-developed veal, not young, but not yet beef. It was very definitely like that, and it was not like any other meat I had ever tasted. It was so nearly like good, fully developed veal that I think no person with a palate of ordinary, normal sensitiveness could distinguish it from veal. It was mild, good meat with no other sharply defined or highly characteristic taste such as for instance, goat, high game, and pork have. The steak was slightly tougher than prime veal, a little stringy, but not too tough or stringy to be agreeably edible. The roast, from which I cut and ate a central slice, was tender, and in color, texture, smell as well as taste, strengthened my certainty that of all the meats we habitually know, veal is the one meat to which this meat is accurately comparable."

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    GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    where's the beef?

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Christ that sounds really delicious.

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    so if regular human is like veal

    how tasty would a fattened-up toddler that we tied down so it couldn't move be?

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    ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Everyone knows the only way to eat human is in a pie.

    Delicious pie

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    NekxNekx Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    I do not actually believe that if someone in this thread were presented a human steak they would eat it

    Of course not.

    Better to have BBQ human ribs.

    Mmmm...

    :whistle: I want my baby's back ribs...:whistle: *To the tune of the Chili's Baby Back Ribs Song*

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    Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All Bastard. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Everyone knows the only way to eat human is in a pie.

    Delicious pie

    A whole shepherd?!

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    JoonJoon Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Isn't there someone on the forums who works as a prison guard? I recall someone saying that one of their inmates, a known cannibal, would regularly get letters asking for cooking tips. The letters were screened so he would have to obliquely talk about getting "young meat" and the like.

    Can't have a cannibal discussion without mentioning the dude who murdered and ate a lady and is now comfortably famous for it.

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