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The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, OmeganautRegistered User, ClubPA regular
edited July 2010 in Social Entropy++
Welcome to the goddamned future, my friends.

It's Cornucopia, the food printer!

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It's only in design concept form right now, but still, food printer.

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Still waitin' on that Hoverboard, though.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Clearly it uses spiral power.

    Better be careful, the spiral nemesis will eat the universe.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    goddammit where's my floating car

    this future sucks

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  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Yeah, but where are my robot sex slaves? This future is turning out to be lame.

    Edit: Damn you sweeney.

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  • nukanuka What are circles? Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    This completely negates the need for a kitchen depending on how good the food it produces is.

    Where the hell else am I supposed to walk around barefoot and pregnant now? I don't have a god damn job I am good for almost nothing else aside from prostitution.

    EDIT: The number of little food ink bottles makes me giggle and imagine that all the food of the future is going to be a lot like the menu of Taco Bell. 6 ingredients, 20 combinations.

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Sweeney Tom wrote: »
    goddammit where's my floating car

    this future sucks

    I am sorry you can not afford this floating car, sir..

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnozDdpaFik

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  • iamthepiemaniamthepieman Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    What will the editor program for this look like? Will I be able to photoshop my burger into a prime rib?

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  • Jacques L'HommeJacques L'Homme BAH! He was a rank amateur compared to, DR. COLOSSUS!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    MereHappenstance wrote: »
    Yeah, but where are my robot sex slaves? This future is turning out to be lame.

    Edit: Damn you sweeney.

    What?

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnozDdpaFik

    Hh-hhaaaahlp. Plezz.

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    MereHappenstance wrote: »
    Yeah, but where are my robot sex slaves? This future is turning out to be lame.

    Edit: Damn you sweeney.

    given today's comic, sexbots don't seem so appealing anymore.

    unless you like getting stabbed in the face.

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Man I hope this thing is available inside of 10 years, that would rock.

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Printers are evil and we all know it. You're going to be the hungriest you've ever been and it's going to refuse to print and give you an obsure error.

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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    huh

    nothing witty to say about this

    looks interesting, wonder what their full concept on the ingredients part of it is

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Sweeney Tom wrote: »
    goddammit where's my floating car

    this future sucks

    http://blogs.solidworks.com/solidworksblog/2010/07/terrafugias-carairplane-hybrid-soars-on-latest-faa-ruling-.html

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeQL-dUjlOg&feature=player_embedded#!

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  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    fightinfilipino wrote: »
    MereHappenstance wrote: »
    Yeah, but where are my robot sex slaves? This future is turning out to be lame.

    Edit: Damn you sweeney.

    given today's comic, sexbots don't seem so appealing anymore.

    unless you like getting stabbed in the face.


    That guy obviously didn't know how to handle his bitch bots.

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  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Margarazzi wrote: »
    Printers are evil and we all know it. You're going to be the hungriest you've ever been and it's going to refuse to print and give you an obsure error.

    Goddammit, got another printer jam.

    mmm...jam....

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Margarazzi wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnozDdpaFik

    Hh-hhaaaahlp. Plezz.

    Skip to about :40 to see this thing in action.

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  • iamthepiemaniamthepieman Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Margarazzi wrote: »
    Printers are evil and we all know it. You're going to be the hungriest you've ever been and it's going to refuse to print and give you an obsure error.

    Flavor cartridge [Ovaltine] is low. Please replace cartridge and try again

    But I just wanted scrambled eggs!

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Margarazzi wrote: »
    Printers are evil and we all know it. You're going to be the hungriest you've ever been and it's going to refuse to print and give you an obsure error.

    in other news, half of Liberia starved to death due to a printer fuser error 56.3

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Cartridges cost 2 billion each and you will always fun out of beef flavor first.

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  • iamthepiemaniamthepieman Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    How will they create the base flavors/ingredients for these?

    EDIT: The answer is old people.

    Sorry Dru.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    this thing better print out cheerios, steaks, and lucky charms

    otherwise it's worthless

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Soylent green is DRUHIM!

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Holy CHRIST!

    That's WAY better than the thing in Back to the Future 2 that hydrates pizza huts.

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    fightinfilipino wrote: »
    Margarazzi wrote: »
    Printers are evil and we all know it. You're going to be the hungriest you've ever been and it's going to refuse to print and give you an obsure error.

    in other news, half of Liberia starved to death due to a printer fuser error 56.3

    http://theoatmeal.com/comics/printers

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Hydrates pizza huts?

    Man as if their pizza could be more soggy.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    This sounds awesome but what kinds of food will it print

    Like, just blocks of ingredients or actual foods that already exist or what

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  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2IJdfxWtPM

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I really doubt this thing will put the chefs out of business.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Cool as hell, but oh the misery of the early adopters.

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    YAWN tell me when we have nanomechanical universal constructors.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2010
    Margarazzi wrote: »
    Printers are evil and we all know it. You're going to be the hungriest you've ever been and it's going to refuse to print and give you an obsure error.

    Caper jam.

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  • Jacques L'HommeJacques L'Homme BAH! He was a rank amateur compared to, DR. COLOSSUS!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    YAWN tell me when we have nanomechanical universal constructors.

    Would they be able to deconstruct as well?

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Jacques L'Homme wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    YAWN tell me when we have nanomechanical universal constructors.

    Would they be able to deconstruct as well?

    Well yeah.

    gotta get the material from somewhere.

    Just toss your trash in there.

    It'll take it apart atom by atom.

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  • LightJesterLightJester Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    "Alright, now to print my side-dish... PC Load Letter? What the hell?!"

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  • Jacques L'HommeJacques L'Homme BAH! He was a rank amateur compared to, DR. COLOSSUS!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    Jacques L'Homme wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    YAWN tell me when we have nanomechanical universal constructors.

    Would they be able to deconstruct as well?

    Well yeah.

    gotta get the material from somewhere.

    Just toss your trash in there.

    It'll take it apart atom by atom.

    So they'd be contained to prevent them from atomizing everyone?

    Because I like my atoms.

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  • FlatEricFlatEric Leaves from the vine, Falling so slow Like fragile, tiny shells, Drifting in the foamRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Jacques L'Homme wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Jacques L'Homme wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    YAWN tell me when we have nanomechanical universal constructors.

    Would they be able to deconstruct as well?

    Well yeah.

    gotta get the material from somewhere.

    Just toss your trash in there.

    It'll take it apart atom by atom.

    So they'd be contained to prevent them from atomizing everyone?

    Because I like my atoms.

    Not contained, just three laws safe.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I didn't know 3D printers were so cheap already
    I hope they get down to a few thousand bucks soon

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    The Geek wrote: »
    Margarazzi wrote: »
    Printers are evil and we all know it. You're going to be the hungriest you've ever been and it's going to refuse to print and give you an obsure error.

    Caper jam.

    fuck

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