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Deelock turns [CHAT] today!

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    GrennGrenn Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    On a similar vein, I thought this was very clever:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVkQ0C4qDvM

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    desperaterobotsdesperaterobots perth, ausRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    God, tonight even my butt hurts when I walk, this is a new sensation for me.

    8-)

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    NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    So like... i finially listened to the "mysteriously unlabled" D-side from menomena's album.

    It kicks so much ass.

    Now to figure out how to get the damn thing on to my pc so I don't go into kickass song withdrawl at college.

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    Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited August 2010
    Congratulations Bacon WE SHOULD HANG OUT before you drive up to marry MD!

    Sweet, yes this should happen.

    I'm looking forward to you giving me a tie-dye shirt as a gift, which I'd never wear normally because it's a tie-dye shirt, but never being able to get rid of it because if I get rid of it and you come over
    you're gonna be like, "where the fuck is that sweet-ass shirt I gave you, you ass?!" and then I'll be all stammering and have to make up a lie like, 'it was stolen by crackheads...really laid back, but nevertheless very menacing crackheads.'

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    PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Congratulations MT! Congratulations Bacon WE SHOULD HANG OUT before you drive up to marry MD!

    Congrats everybody!

    I accidently slept with my contacts in last night!

    Congratulations NightDragon!

    What are the side effects?

    Also maybe i shoulda taken that job up in San Francisco for flash artist...

    Bacon: you gonna pass by LA on your trip? Ill give you some food. That way you wont have to worry about forgetting about it

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    NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    PROX wrote: »
    I accidently slept with my contacts in last night!

    Congratulations NightDragon!

    What are the side effects?

    Waking up with disgusting, goopy eyeballs that are hella red and irritated and dry. Taking out dry contacts is painful, and then blinking is painful for about the next 30-60 minutes.
    Congratulations Bacon WE SHOULD HANG OUT before you drive up to marry MD!

    Sweet, yes this should happen.

    I'm looking forward to you giving me a tie-dye shirt as a gift, which I'd never wear normally because it's a tie-dye shirt, but never being able to get rid of it because if I get rid of it and you come over
    you're gonna be like, "where the fuck is that sweet-ass shirt I gave you, you ass?!" and then I'll be all stammering and have to make up a lie like, 'it was stolen by crackheads...really laid back, but nevertheless very menacing crackheads.'

    We only have small shirts, I think...so I don't know how tall/rotund you may be, but you may end up with a flaming, tight tie-dye midriff shirt, which would just be the most hilarious thing.

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    AumniAumni Registered User regular
    edited August 2010

    That's awesome. And that's what Justin Bieber looks like!? Sheesh, people get excited over stupid things now. :(

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    Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited August 2010
    Congratulations Bacon WE SHOULD HANG OUT before you drive up to marry MD!

    Sweet, yes this should happen.

    I'm looking forward to you giving me a tie-dye shirt as a gift, which I'd never wear normally because it's a tie-dye shirt, but never being able to get rid of it because if I get rid of it and you come over
    you're gonna be like, "where the fuck is that sweet-ass shirt I gave you, you ass?!" and then I'll be all stammering and have to make up a lie like, 'it was stolen by crackheads...really laid back, but nevertheless very menacing crackheads.'

    We only have small shirts, I think...so I don't know how tall/rotund you may be, but you may end up with a flaming, tight tie-dye midriff shirt, which would just be the most hilarious thing.

    Pfft, your trying to laugh it off does nothing to conceal your anime-nosebleed levels of arousal towards that mental image.

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    PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    What 5 movies and 5 games would you guys bring to a 520 day russian isolation tube?

    http://kotaku.com/5617076/if-people-make-it-to-mars-give-the-wii-some-credit

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    PROX wrote: »
    What 5 movies and 5 games would you guys bring to a 520 day russian isolation tube?

    http://kotaku.com/5617076/if-people-make-it-to-mars-give-the-wii-some-credit

    all i know is that they sure as hell wouldn't be xbox games. I'd lose my sanity just waiting for that thing to red ring on me.

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    MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    God, tonight even my butt hurts when I walk, this is a new sensation for me.

    8-)

    D:

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    rtsrts Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    We better be planning our own trip to Mars first.

    rts on
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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I just want to live in the isolation tube so the rest of the world can't fucking bother me.

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    MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Why is it that the day that you have a pressing engagement suddenly you have to work late?

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    NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Pfft, your trying to laugh it off does nothing to conceal your anime-nosebleed levels of arousal towards that mental image.

    :lol:

    Maybe I'll dye the word "ANGEL" into the shirt, too. Additional hilarity.


    (and by hilarity I of course mean blood loss).

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    D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Congrats MT! I heard marriage is good at first.
    I accidently slept with my contacts

    I sleep with my contacts all the time. That's why I keep that book.
    anime-nosebleed levels of arousal

    I never understood that. Do boners in Japan cause many nosebleeds or something?

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    Cheese.
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    PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Pfft, your trying to laugh it off does nothing to conceal your anime-nosebleed levels of arousal towards that mental image.

    :lol:

    Maybe I'll dye the word "ANGEL" into the shirt, too. Additional hilarity.


    (and by hilarity I of course mean blood loss).



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    DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I guess.

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    KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    PROX wrote: »
    What 5 movies and 5 games would you guys bring to a 520 day russian isolation tube?

    http://kotaku.com/5617076/if-people-make-it-to-mars-give-the-wii-some-credit

    all i know is that they sure as hell wouldn't be xbox games. I'd lose my sanity just waiting for that thing to red ring on me.

    oh god
    day 2
    red ringed

    0001.jpg

    okay so who is gonna end up banging who

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    the two on the ends will end up in a comitted relationship, and the four others will just fuck each other all willy nilly.

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    KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Thats racist

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Hey, I didn't tell them to do that

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    Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2010
    Kochikens wrote: »
    PROX wrote: »
    What 5 movies and 5 games would you guys bring to a 520 day russian isolation tube?

    http://kotaku.com/5617076/if-people-make-it-to-mars-give-the-wii-some-credit

    all i know is that they sure as hell wouldn't be xbox games. I'd lose my sanity just waiting for that thing to red ring on me.

    oh god
    day 2
    red ringed

    0001.jpg

    okay so who is gonna end up banging who

    Was there some part I missed where the expedition to Mars required a team of Cyclops' from the X-Men?

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    Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited August 2010
    I do hope the actual mission to Mars spacecraft is done up in DIY Home Depot wood paneling. The "harsh, unrelenting florescent light" look is a nice touch too and would in no way be insanity or depression inducing.

    Personally, I think I'm going to hold off on going to Mars until they can put something up into space that reaches at least the standard of an Embassy Suites in terms of interior design. Or until I become a space arms dealer (NSFW).

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    MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I knew arms dealers made some money, but cripes, plush!

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Y'know, as I was getting out of the military I almost got a job customizing planes like that.

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    Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited August 2010
    Y'know, as I was getting out of the military I almost got a job customizing planes like that.

    So you would have been the, "sup dawg, I heard you like planes so I put a plane in your plane so you can fly while you fly" dude?

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    FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Looks like I'm loosing weight again. Gotta keep an eye on the sneaky bastard or he'll get away from you.

    Wow, actually that is really good.

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    DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Holy shit

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    PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Y'know, as I was getting out of the military I almost got a job customizing planes like that.

    So you would have been the, "sup dawg, I heard you like planes so I put a plane in your plane so you can fly while you fly" dude?

    Jeez what swank digs. Its like right out of star trek or something.

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    Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited August 2010
    Man, I really should get more in the habit of getting rid of things the instant the outlive their usefulness, rather than keeping them around, necessitating me having to get rid of a bunch of stuff all at once, dragging up a huge wave of bittersweet nostalgia.

    Intuos 2, you were so good to me for so many years! But now you have a weird problem where you make lines wobble around when working on a certain part of you, and I have a newer, better one of you now!

    Don't look at me that way, Intuos 2! You know this is the way it has to be!


    Man, considering the attachment I've got to some inanimate broken old shit, it's probably best that I don't have a dog- I'd be such a fucking wreck if I ever had to put it down.

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    MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I'm like that with shoes. I have one pair of shoes and that's it, but when I have to throw them away I think of all the good times we've had together, where we've been, where we could've gone to if they hadn't decided to start squawking like a lame parrot everytime I took a step and made everyone on the street stare at me and think "That dude needs some new shoes." Throwing them in the garbage is an emotional moment, especially if I've had an overseas vacation with the shoes.

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    Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2010
    I'm like that with people.
    Was that a joke? I don't even know anymore.

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    MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Meh, people are jerks, I find them relatively easy to throw in the garbage.

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    Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited August 2010
    Mustang wrote: »
    Meh, people are jerks, I find them relatively easy to throw in the garbage.

    See, I could never do that.


    Mainly because I lack the necessary upper body strength.

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    HugmasterGeneralHugmasterGeneral Poopmaster General YobuttRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Intuos 2, you were so good to me for so many years! But now you have a weird problem where you make lines wobble around when working on a certain part of you, and I have a newer, better one of you now!

    Don't look at me that way, Intuos 2! You know this is the way it has to be!

    That's funny, Bacon, because that's exactly what happened with my Intuos 2. I guess it was a common problem in that model.

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    Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited August 2010
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    That's funny, Bacon, because that's exactly what happened with my Intuos 2. I guess it was a common problem in that model.

    You mean the unwarranted emotional attachment?

    I guess that's why they put those annoying zoom bars onto the Intuos 3, so when you accidentally hit the first couple times you start thinking of it more as an object prone to poltergeists, rather than a friend at your side during your art adventures.

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    MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Bacon wrote:
    those annoying zoom bars onto the Intuos 3

    I hate those things, especially now that W7 keeps on denying the existence of Wacoms drivers and I have to continually disable the goddamn things.

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    Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I liked my Intuos3, but my Intuos4 is better in every way.

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    IrukaIruka Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2010
    holy crap look at this thing:
    1240561636ssLR4I2.jpg

    fuckin alien, that thing.


    Bacon, living in a dorm helped me reduce things alot, but Im a crazy pack rat. I'm at a point where if its not old art, my computer, or my music, it can be pitched. Im a tech whore though, and I'll never throw out my systems.

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