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    MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Margarazzi wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Don't worry me about guys.

    I have a beer now.

    Don't get whiskey dick.

    Did Sheri leave? Good. She's like, the cool version of the person I aspire to be. I get all intimidated and retarded when she pops up.

    It'll be like Obsessed and you'll try to steal people's lives.

    I was thinking more of a Single White Female type of situation.
    This is exactly what I was thinking of, too.

    Can't say I've seen that movie. Any good?

    Jennifer Jason Leigh takes off her shirt in it.

    Go on

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    BYToady wrote: »
    Margarazzi wrote: »
    I wonder if god can fit his butt in a bottle

    The question is is he capable of making a bottle into which he cannot fit his butt?

    A klein bottle perhaps?

    Oooooooooh science jokes. This is going to get fun.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    i wish we had netflix in canada. i would probably watch more movies if we did.

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Melding wrote: »
    i wish we had netflix in canada. i would probably watch more movies if we did.

    Well I know what i'm investing my money in.

    All 348 dollars of it.

    I'll be in Canada in September. I'll have to talk to The Queen of Canada about getting this set up.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    woah, which part of Canada?

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    MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Melding wrote: »
    woah, which part of Canada?



    french canada

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Melding wrote: »
    i wish we had netflix in canada. i would probably watch more movies if we did.

    http://netflix.mediaroom.com/index.php?s=43&item=363
    Netflix To Launch Canadian Service for Streaming Movies and TV Episodes Later This Year
    Expansion Beyond U.S. Marks First International Venture for Internet's Leading Movie Subscription Service

    LOS GATOS, Calif., July 19 /PRNewswire/ -- Netflix, Inc. (Nasdaq: NFLX), the leading Internet movie subscription service, today announced it will expand into Canada this fall offering unlimited movies and TV episodes streamed instantly to TVs and computers for one low monthly fee. The Canadian launch will mark the first availability of Netflix outside the United States.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Koshian where did you go

    I was so worried

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Melding wrote: »
    Margarazzi wrote: »
    Man. I need to see more movies. My netflix queue is already longer than Straight's dick, though.

    that's not a hard feat.

    Yeah well, what can I say, I'm a grower, and you ain't dancing sexy enough

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Melding wrote: »
    i wish we had netflix in canada. i would probably watch more movies if we did.

    http://netflix.mediaroom.com/index.php?s=43&item=363
    Netflix To Launch Canadian Service for Streaming Movies and TV Episodes Later This Year
    Expansion Beyond U.S. Marks First International Venture for Internet's Leading Movie Subscription Service

    LOS GATOS, Calif., July 19 /PRNewswire/ -- Netflix, Inc. (Nasdaq: NFLX), the leading Internet movie subscription service, today announced it will expand into Canada this fall offering unlimited movies and TV episodes streamed instantly to TVs and computers for one low monthly fee. The Canadian launch will mark the first availability of Netflix outside the United States.

    Well! i will have to look into this!

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    what's up, social entropy

    how are you tonight

    have you missed me

    We all know that when you're 'not here' you've actually just stripped naked.

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Melding wrote: »
    woah, which part of Canada?

    Err, where-ever Niagra Falls is (give me a break on geography. I grew up in Texas. The state that just cut Thomas Jefferson from the text books because he pushed for separation of church and state).

    I'm working a convention.

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Margarazzi wrote: »
    Man. I need to see more movies. My netflix queue is already longer than Straight's dick, though.

    that's not a hard feat.

    Yeah well, what can I say, I'm a grower, and you ain't dancing sexy enough

    What if I did that thing where I spread my vagina far open so that you can see all the way in and lick my lips with my entire tongue so their soaking wet. Guys like that, right?

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I am roughly 3 to 5 hours from there. Interesting!

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    UlisesUlises Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    milk and honey is just okay

    sign me up for the land of milk and like three heaping spoonfuls of ovaltine

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Melding wrote: »
    I am roughly 3 to 5 hours from there. Interesting!

    That's far! Is it cold in September. I'm worried about possibly freezing to death.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    oh man now I want some milk with honey in it

    to the pantry!

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Margarazzi wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    I am roughly 3 to 5 hours from there. Interesting!

    That's far! Is it cold in September. I'm worried about possibly freezing to death.

    It's warm in my car, and bed. If you are getting my intention.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Netflix is civilization

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    You people make me wish honey didn't try to kill my esophagus.

    I can't believe I spelled that word correctly on the first try.

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    MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Netflix is civilization

    If you don't have access to netflix you're automatically in a third-world country.

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Melding wrote: »
    Margarazzi wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    I am roughly 3 to 5 hours from there. Interesting!

    That's far! Is it cold in September. I'm worried about possibly freezing to death.

    It's warm in my car, and bed. If you are getting my intention.

    I believe your intention is to tell me that it's cold and I'm going to freeze to death. I'd better figure out who to will my Rockband equipment to.

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I think I'd just kill myself if I couldn't enjoy honey.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Margarazzi wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Margarazzi wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    I am roughly 3 to 5 hours from there. Interesting!

    That's far! Is it cold in September. I'm worried about possibly freezing to death.

    It's warm in my car, and bed. If you are getting my intention.

    I believe your intention is to tell me that it's cold and I'm going to freeze to death. I'd better figure out who to will my Rockband equipment to.

    Actually it's not too bad in September. doesn't usually snow until end of October and even then it melts before it settles. then it doesn't snow again until December.

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I don't have netflix :(

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    BYToady wrote: »
    I think I'd just kill myself if I couldn't enjoy honey.

    Like those people who can't eat gluten. How are they still alive?

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Netflix is civilization

    If you don't have access to netflix you're automatically in a third-world country.

    Basically. America is the lone bastion of civilization.

    Soon Canada too, but it's hard to get excited about that.

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Melding wrote: »
    Margarazzi wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Margarazzi wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    I am roughly 3 to 5 hours from there. Interesting!

    That's far! Is it cold in September. I'm worried about possibly freezing to death.

    It's warm in my car, and bed. If you are getting my intention.

    I believe your intention is to tell me that it's cold and I'm going to freeze to death. I'd better figure out who to will my Rockband equipment to.

    Actually it's not too bad in September. doesn't usually snow until end of October and even then it melts before it settles. then it doesn't snow again until December.

    WHAT IS SNOW?!

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I don't have netflix :(

    Why not? Doesn't your father have a good job? Doesn't he want the best for his family?

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Margarazzi wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Margarazzi wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Margarazzi wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    I am roughly 3 to 5 hours from there. Interesting!

    That's far! Is it cold in September. I'm worried about possibly freezing to death.

    It's warm in my car, and bed. If you are getting my intention.

    I believe your intention is to tell me that it's cold and I'm going to freeze to death. I'd better figure out who to will my Rockband equipment to.

    Actually it's not too bad in September. doesn't usually snow until end of October and even then it melts before it settles. then it doesn't snow again until December.

    WHAT IS SNOW?!

    Oh right, Texas.

    You know what water is? like that, but colder.

    Wait a minute! you said it snows where you live! Faker!

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Netflix is the only reason I still check my mail.

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Melding wrote: »
    Margarazzi wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Margarazzi wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Margarazzi wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    I am roughly 3 to 5 hours from there. Interesting!

    That's far! Is it cold in September. I'm worried about possibly freezing to death.

    It's warm in my car, and bed. If you are getting my intention.

    I believe your intention is to tell me that it's cold and I'm going to freeze to death. I'd better figure out who to will my Rockband equipment to.

    Actually it's not too bad in September. doesn't usually snow until end of October and even then it melts before it settles. then it doesn't snow again until December.

    WHAT IS SNOW?!

    Oh right, Texas.

    You know what water is? like that, but colder.

    Wait a minute! you said it snows where you live! Faker!

    STALKER. If Twilight is to believed, that's sexy. We must make the sex now. Unf.

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Margarazzi wrote: »
    BYToady wrote: »
    I think I'd just kill myself if I couldn't enjoy honey.

    Like those people who can't eat gluten. How are they still alive?

    My inability to keep salmon in my stomach is a constant struggle against suicide.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Margarazzi wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Margarazzi wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Margarazzi wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Margarazzi wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    I am roughly 3 to 5 hours from there. Interesting!

    That's far! Is it cold in September. I'm worried about possibly freezing to death.

    It's warm in my car, and bed. If you are getting my intention.

    I believe your intention is to tell me that it's cold and I'm going to freeze to death. I'd better figure out who to will my Rockband equipment to.

    Actually it's not too bad in September. doesn't usually snow until end of October and even then it melts before it settles. then it doesn't snow again until December.

    WHAT IS SNOW?!

    Oh right, Texas.

    You know what water is? like that, but colder.

    Wait a minute! you said it snows where you live! Faker!

    STALKER. If Twilight is to believed, that's sexy. We must make the sex now. Unf.

    You stated it oepnly in this thread for all to read. i just have an uncanny memory about useless stuff.

    Wait, i just talked myself out of freebie sex. fuck.

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    MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Netflix is civilization

    If you don't have access to netflix you're automatically in a third-world country.

    Basically. America is the lone bastion of civilization.

    Soon Canada too, but it's hard to get excited about that.

    Soon all of the video rental stores in Canada will go out of business as well.

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Melding wrote: »
    Margarazzi wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Margarazzi wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Margarazzi wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Margarazzi wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    I am roughly 3 to 5 hours from there. Interesting!

    That's far! Is it cold in September. I'm worried about possibly freezing to death.

    It's warm in my car, and bed. If you are getting my intention.

    I believe your intention is to tell me that it's cold and I'm going to freeze to death. I'd better figure out who to will my Rockband equipment to.

    Actually it's not too bad in September. doesn't usually snow until end of October and even then it melts before it settles. then it doesn't snow again until December.

    WHAT IS SNOW?!

    Oh right, Texas.

    You know what water is? like that, but colder.

    Wait a minute! you said it snows where you live! Faker!

    STALKER. If Twilight is to believed, that's sexy. We must make the sex now. Unf.

    You stated it oepnly in this thread for all to read. i just have an uncanny memory about useless stuff.

    Wait, i just talked myself out of freebie sex. fuck.

    It's ok. There's a couple of movies in theaters I want to see right now. Cover the cost of tickets and a box of Whoppers and I'll offer you a half-and-half.

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    BYToady wrote: »
    Margarazzi wrote: »
    BYToady wrote: »
    I think I'd just kill myself if I couldn't enjoy honey.

    Like those people who can't eat gluten. How are they still alive?

    My inability to keep salmon in my stomach is a constant struggle against suicide.

    Is it just trying to swim upstream to return to its place of birth?

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Margarazzi wrote: »
    BYToady wrote: »
    Margarazzi wrote: »
    BYToady wrote: »
    I think I'd just kill myself if I couldn't enjoy honey.

    Like those people who can't eat gluten. How are they still alive?

    My inability to keep salmon in my stomach is a constant struggle against suicide.

    Is it just trying to swim upstream to return to its place of birth?

    That WOULD explain the bear in my bathroom.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Yeah okay, sounds reasonable.

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Well, I think this thread is going to beat me. I was going to hang around until it locked, but I'm starving and tired and my cat needs its face washed.

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