StraightziHere we may reign secure, and in my choice,To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered Userregular
edited August 2010
I want to see a movie in which a chick gets a dude drunk to rape him and he's slowly getting whiskey dick the entire time that she's trying to rape him and also slowly becoming aware of what's happening and trying to resist more but he's really drunk you see
I want to see a movie in which a chick gets a dude drunk to rape him and he's slowly getting whiskey dick the entire time that she's trying to rape him and also slowly becoming aware of what's happening and trying to resist more but he's really drunk you see
You're just reading to us from your police report, aren't you?
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StraightziHere we may reign secure, and in my choice,To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered Userregular
I want to see a movie in which a chick gets a dude drunk to rape him and he's slowly getting whiskey dick the entire time that she's trying to rape him and also slowly becoming aware of what's happening and trying to resist more but he's really drunk you see
You're just reading to us from your police report, aren't you?
I want to see a movie in which a chick gets a dude drunk to rape him and he's slowly getting whiskey dick the entire time that she's trying to rape him and also slowly becoming aware of what's happening and trying to resist more but he's really drunk you see
You're just reading to us from your police report, aren't you?
Nah
Nobody's ever actually tried to rape me before
Look outside your window. :winky:
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StraightziHere we may reign secure, and in my choice,To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered Userregular
Man. I need to see more movies. My netflix queue is already longer than Straight's dick, though.
that's not a hard feat.
Yeah, there's like seven movies on there. I always fuck up the envelope, though, so it takes me two weeks to find the motivation to locate the tape to fix the envelope to mail back my movie.
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Don't get whiskey dick.
Did Sheri leave? Good. She's like, the cool version of the person I aspire to be. I get all intimidated and retarded when she pops up.
Just gotta work on your projection
I'm off shift.
I get what I want.
Blue Velvet just for the brain-fucking David Lynch is capable of
:^:
Says the guy quoting Whipstitch in his sig.
I'll need to do some thinking on this
You're just reading to us from your police report, aren't you?
Well Whippy's the best
Who are you?
It'll be like Obsessed and you'll try to steal people's lives.
I also stole the
Nah
Nobody's ever actually tried to rape me before
SPARTICUS
I was thinking more of a Single White Female type of situation.
Look outside your window. :winky:
She's new
Like, two weeks green, at most?
How do you not know how to spell Spartacus?
I should play that. But then my Farmville crops would whither from neglect.
I'm slightly retarded. My spellcheck even tried to warn me. What was going to be funny is now just floppy like a spent wiener.
I consider this post legally binding
I'm gonna go call Kovak and TLB, we're making this happen
Can't say I've seen that movie. Any good?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU_7uq51eZU
Jennifer Jason Leigh takes off her shirt in it.
The question is is he capable of making a bottle into which he cannot fit his butt?
Dude, does God even have a butt?
that's not a hard feat.
yeah that's it. that is exactly what I was thinking of.
A klein bottle perhaps?
Yeah, there's like seven movies on there. I always fuck up the envelope, though, so it takes me two weeks to find the motivation to locate the tape to fix the envelope to mail back my movie.