So spoiled, Anon. Expecting a Day 0 narration? It is a beautiful gift when it happens.
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FaranguI am a beardy manWith a beardy planRegistered Userregular
edited August 2010
Sorry, sorry, was typing and got sidetracked by a phone call.
Day 0 - Year of the Bastard
It was almost time. The Smiler smiled. Off camera.
This was normally something he only did when he jacked off into the American Flag. But today was special. The trap for Spider was set, with bait too strong for even him to resist - The Smiler, in person.
Or so they thought.
The cover I.D. was set. The blur suit was ready, just in case. The recorded speech, set to go.
Soon.
It was almost time. Spider smiled.
This was normally something he did only when he was writing columns or talking about dead dogs. But this was special. The Smiler, front and center, an easy target.
Of course there'd be countermeasures. This was too obvious of a setup. But The Smiler wasn't much for...lateral thinking. And Spider's friends were waiting. They were ready, now.
You want to know about voting. I'm here to tell you about voting. Imagine you're locked in a huge underground nightclub filled with sinners, whores, freaks and unnameable things that rape pit bulls for fun. And you ain't allowed out until you all vote on what you're going to do tonight. You like to put your feet up and watch "Republican Party Reservation". They like to have sex with normal people using knives, guns and brand-new sexual organs that you did not know existed. So you vote for television, and everyone else, as far as the eye can see, votes to fuck Orange Soda with switchblades. That's voting. You're welcome.
!Orange Soda is Spider Jerusalem, wearing those stupid glasses. He normally wanted both lens to be orange but since they're red and green he obviously doesn't know color theory.
I bring a message from your master, the Smiler Gary Callahan, president of the United States.
By command of His Most Merciful Excellency, your lives are to be spared.
Citizens you were, and citizens you remain. But the terrible penalty assasination has been set aside on the single condition that you identify the body or the living person of the citizen called Jerusalem.
You want to know about voting. I'm here to tell you about voting. Imagine you're locked in a huge underground nightclub filled with sinners, whores, freaks and unnameable things that rape pit bulls for fun. And you ain't allowed out until you all vote on what you're going to do tonight. You like to put your feet up and watch "Republican Party Reservation". They like to have sex with normal people using knives, guns and brand-new sexual organs that you did not know existed. So you vote for television, and everyone else, as far as the eye can see, votes to fuck Orange Soda with switchblades. That's voting. You're welcome.
B:L
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The AnonymousUh, uh, uhhhhhh...Uh, uh.Registered Userregular
edited August 2010
Orange Soda is clearly a villain!
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Dogbone33I bleed Red and Gold!State of ConfusionRegistered Userregular
edited August 2010
Since Samurai isn't here for me to vote for I, with I being the RNG, choose Gumpy
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Lucedes is a troublemaker. The kind of person who wants to ruin this reporting gig for everyone with facts and information. I'm doing actual journalism here: an eight part long form piece about President Callhan's childhood pets. That's a story that'll reveal the only relevant truth for our jobs: our leader only punishes animals when they get out of line.
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GumpyThere is alwaysa greater powerRegistered Userregular
All we have to do to find him is just place a dog over a vat of acid next to the door to enter the press rooms. Whoever pushes the dog in is probably Spider.
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okay fellows let's find this chap
what was it?
Jerusalem?
well let's find him, whatever his name might be!
and let's be quick about it!
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It was almost time. The Smiler smiled. Off camera.
This was normally something he only did when he jacked off into the American Flag. But today was special. The trap for Spider was set, with bait too strong for even him to resist - The Smiler, in person.
Or so they thought.
The cover I.D. was set. The blur suit was ready, just in case. The recorded speech, set to go.
Soon.
It was almost time. Spider smiled.
This was normally something he did only when he was writing columns or talking about dead dogs. But this was special. The Smiler, front and center, an easy target.
Of course there'd be countermeasures. This was too obvious of a setup. But The Smiler wasn't much for...lateral thinking. And Spider's friends were waiting. They were ready, now.
Soon.
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anyone here Spider Jerusalem?
I'd like to vote for him, but I don't know who he is.
Alegis, for being crafty and sinister in nearly every Phalla I've played in so far.
yesssssssss
in the end, we are all winners
I haven't actually read the last book for myself yet
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One who pays close attention to details in future narrations would be a wise man indeed.
Or woman.
Or foglet.
Whatever.
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I'm alright with Orange Soda until I can figure out who I need to grudge in L5R considering LFHX ain't playing.
*Shakes fist*
Now you're gonna hafta PAY.
By command of His Most Merciful Excellency, your lives are to be spared.
Citizens you were, and citizens you remain. But the terrible penalty assasination has been set aside on the single condition that you identify the body or the living person of the citizen called Jerusalem.
B:L
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I think I'd like to see that now, to be honest...
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Self guards are possible.
You will not be told outright whether your actions were successful. See post #62.
Guards have a possibility of being overwhelmed.
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didn't you see the goddamn picture?!
that is not the face of Spider Jerusalem! LOOK AT THAT MUSTACHE
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Hot damn, he thinks he has us
When really
We have him
In a reverse trap
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Also, only a dick would try to kill someone on day 1 who's just coming back to play. You know who is usually a dick? Spider Jerusalem and his cronies.
Um... !Dogbone. Because he could be Spider hiding behind a clever disguise!
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