MASS EFFECT MOVIE IS HAPPENING NEIL BLOMKAMP PL0X
In the Mass Effect universe everybody is so nice and dresses so well
Skybox issues rock.
Kasumi is out, and she rocks:
http://www.gametrailers.com/video/kasumi-trailer-mass-effect/63466?type=flv
Even the robot butler!
LET THERE BE ALT COSTUMES!:
Mass Effect is an award-winning, bestselling series of science fiction RPG third person shooters developed by the Canadian company BioWare and released on the Xbox 360 and Microsoft Windows. The first game takes place in the year 2183, with the player assuming the role of an elite human soldier named Commander Shepard, set out to explore the Galaxy on a starship, the SSV Normandy. The Xbox 360 edition was released worldwide in November 2007 published by Microsoft Game Studios. The Windows edition was released on May 28, 2008, published by Electronic Arts. The first downloadable content package, Bring Down the Sky, was released on March 10, 2008 (with a PC version released on July 29, 2008) The second downloadable content package, Pinnacle Station, was released on August 25, 2009 for the PC and Xbox 360.
AND THE WIKI!AND MASS EFFECT 2 GUIDE / WALKTHROUGH!
End-game hot tips:
Garrus has a high defense (in that he will protect more characters), but he will actually die before Legion, Samara, and Thane. Thane is third in line after Grunt and Zaeed when it comes to surviving.
A developer stated that Thane was originally going to have the third highest defense, but when they remembered Garrus' recruitment mission, they switched their defense scores out.
But Garrus will still die before them.
It's in the game files, and BioWare released a Suicide Mission guide on it.
http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/105/index/2933016/1
ohhhh snapz
theory time baby
sovereign watches the asari discover citadel
THEY ARE PRETTY, YES. BUT THEY HAVE ALREADY BEGUN A CULTURAL STAGNATION. UNFLAVORFUL AND BLAND I DEEM THEM
salarians come in, ambitious, but under the influence of asari cease progressing as well
OH GOD THEY'RE LIKE POP ROCKS. TOO BAD THEY DON'T LAST LONGER....ANYONE ELSE GOING TO JOIN THE PARTY?
no? oh well guess i'll drop the voice effects it's not like these rachni can appreciate them anyway. ok you bug queens guess i'll trigger this purge early. not much this time around but that's just the way the cookie crumbles. wish you buggers were worth more to me than as a puppet race...ah nevermind
OH FUCK KROGANS
dammit, they didn't even register on my spacefaring, relay-using species list! looks like this plan ain't gonna work retreeeat
also very odd i sent the signal to open the citadel relay but it didn't work. UPSETTING.
also dammit that was the loss of a good puppet race indoctrinate the queens and everyone follows ugh ugh where am i gonna find another one oh well
ooo turians OOOO they didn't even get to the citadel until they were already worth harvesting? OMFG you guys ALONE are worth this purge i gotta let the guys know~ mebbe they'll give me a puppet race or something too!
um ok they're excited too but they say nobody gets access to the collectors unless it's an EMERGENCY
FUCK
uh, uh *casts around*
OH HO HO SENTIENT TOASTERS YOU SAY? I CAN WORK WITH THAT! NO I DON'T CARE THAT THEY HAVE FLASHLIGHT HEADS
hmm humans? well they're no krogan i don't think i have to worry about them much hahaha
besides i've got enough busy-work traipsing all over the galaxy trying to find this prothean "back door" thingy
did the guys bother to tell me about that? nooooo they just get to point and laugh, specially that bitch harbinger. DENY ME ACCESS TO THE COLLECTORS WILL YOU? YOU JUST WAIT
HOW BOUT I LEAVE YOU ALL IN BLACK SPACE HMMM?
i was just kidding guys- ah you don't have to bring that up-LOOK I SAID I WAS SORRY.
who the fuck is this shepard person?
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ok, WHO the FUCK is this SHEPARD person?
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OMFG WHO THE FUCK IS THIS SHEPARD PERSON. I AM GOING TO HAVE A CHAT WITH THIS HUMAN.
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blah that didn't go as well as i'd liked. doesn't matter anyway, me and my flashlight heads are in the backdoor. the guys will like the taste of the turians and it's just gravy if i get to personally stomp out this humanity species too. GOD they can be ANNOYING.
OMFG SHEPARD I SWEAR TO GOD
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WHAT? DON'T LOOK AT ME THAT WAY GUYS, WE ALL AGREED THAT SOVVY WAS TOO INCOMPETENT TO USE THE COLLECTORS.
OK FINE THIS IS A PROBLEM ALRIGHT I'LL USE THE COLLECTORS TO DEAL WITH IT
BAM
SHEPARD'S DEAD ARE YOU HAPPY? GOOD.
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WHAT NOW. YOU WANT TO USE THE HUMANS? WHAT ARE YOU, OUT OF YOUR BIOMECHANICAL MINDS?
FINE. BUT I DON'T HAVE TO LIKE IT.
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OH FUCK OH FUCK SHEPARD'S BACK OH FUCK
I THOUGHT I KILLED HIM TOO DON'T FUCKING BLAME ME IT'S NOT MY FAULT SOVVY LEFT THE HUSK TECH LYING AROUND WHERE THEY COULD RESEARCH IT
oh god.
shepard is in the collector base. ah shit. ah SHIT SHIT SHIIITTTTT
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look, i'm sorry guys i didn't mean for that to happen. YES i know that was our backup plan. YES i know we don't have any "spare" puppet species. YES i know just how much energy we spent on the collectors and on that base.
just....leave me alone. i gotta think.
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How to Vanguard 101
Just imagine that every post is being spoken in this tone.
Airquotes
And the only true romance:
Is that a new hairstyle?
Think Zaeed's a stone cold killer? He's not, and here's proof:
Jessie - A Love Story
All aboard the Love Boat with Jacob Taylor:
The Prize - Jacob Taylor
Kasanagi's early Christmas present to us; a mod that turns the widow into a fully automatic death machine:
Are you on your second+ game? Stop sweating the small stuff and install this:
http://www.masseffectsaves.com/mods/kbo.zip
Features:
No startup movies
Infinite "Storm" AKA Sprint
Modified Krogun - 6 shot magazine, 24 spare ammo (40 after research upgrade), semi-automatic, high speed ROF.
Modified Widow - 6 shot magazine, 24 spare ammo, semi-automatic, high speed ROF (same as krogun's).
Just drop this in your Mass Effect 2 install folder under \BioGame\Config\PC\Cooked\ , make sure to backup your current coalesced.ini first, just in
case
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last, but hardly least, we have TychoCelchuuu's Mass Effect Facebook pages:
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FOUR!
WE HAVE A
NEW ONE!
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I'm being a jackass to everyone and anyone and making sure they know I hate them. Grunt is still on ice and Legion is getting sold for profit. Accidently got Garrus's loyalty but whatever.
However, I'm wondering how to handles Samara's mission.
New thread smell.
Oddly enough, I've never crashed in ME2 at all.
- The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse (2017, colorized)
If you're referring to me and my couple paragraphs on Jacob earlier, bear in mind that I don't find Jacob boring at all. He's one of my favorite ME2 characters, in fact.
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I mean most characters were just 2 or 3 dialogue trees, a loyalty quest, and a thank you.
Adding a bit more to talk about...and the interparty dialogue system in DA...would be a big improvement.
Maybe I'm just cynical?
I mean it is being done by Legendary and they've been doing good by me lately.
But it's a video game, they rarely translate well to film.
Either the directors focus too much on what makes it a game and it comes off as way too goofy. Or they don't focus enough and it seems like something else altogether.
Well I mean IF they do it it pretty much cannot be about Shepard. It will have to be focused on some other aspect of the universe. Otherwise it's just going to be a theater split in two over whether or not to
New thread title is worth it.
a little from column A, a little from column B.... :P
mostly i wanted to try out this new thread title :winky:
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it just didnt have the same feel of ME, that game was a true BioWare team having rpg, ME2 just seems to try too hard... i dont know, i like it but aghh its ok i guess.
ME2 is just missing some of the stuff that made ME1 good and ME1 just has shitty combat and bloated inventories.
but i just think the feel of ME2 is too hollywoody and pretentious.
Please explain yourself?
Because I mean honestly I would say the story between ME1 and ME2 are the same.
ME1 just had better pacing and explained stuff more.
I wouldn't really call it pretentious. It is pretty campy.
And ME1 and ME2 are both hollywoody. They're homages to 80s Sci-Fi movies.
ME1 has better story structure.
They both got things going for them.
man ME2 does look fucking sleek and the animations are better but, something about the rpg element in it felt dumbed down, maybe i just dont like it as much.
No better story can touch these things.
Agreeing with Dragkonais here.
Nihlus: "I work better on my own!" o_O
ME2 certainly has more B-movie elements (most of which I think work well). Some of the stuff like the above in ME1 ,which it takes very seriously, came across pretty silly imho.
There's what...4 plot line quests in ME2 and a badly written ending? (seriously, that giant organic robot is the dumbest god damn thing ever) ME1's story may not have been the best ever, but at least there was some effort put into it. ME2 was just lazy as hell.
Geth > Colectors
Soverign Twist > Protheian
Basically Me2 has better charcters
I dont get what's wrong with that line. He works better on his own. He's a spectre, that's their thing. Did it require a 2 minute soliloquy on what the philosophical meaning of solitude is?
Anyhow, the Collectors reveal in ME2 worked for me because it happened while knee deep in their ship and it meant there was about to be an ambush. Considering I'd barely survived Horizon, walking into a large trap was not good news.
On the other hand I didn't feel any sense of impending danger or urgency during the Sovereign reveal because by that point in the game I was a walking God, laying waste to all who opposed me.
Where I think ME1 was superior was from Ilos through the conclusion. But only in terms of storytelling. In terms of gameplay it was a complete non-event. We tore through everything like paper. Mecha Saren didn't even get off a single shot.
My problem with ME2 is that for being billed as the dark middle chapter, it wasn't dark. It didn't end on a low point, like Empire Strikes Back. It didn't hit a low point and then claw its way to a hopeful conclusion, like The Two Towers. ME2 started with a low point that the player didn't even get to experience, since the game essentially began with your resurrection. From that point onward it was a fairly upbeat story.
I showed the "everyone dies" ending to a friend of mine who had completed the game with the most upbeat of endings. He and I agreed that the "bad" ending, which can't be carried into ME3, was so much more dramatic and powerful. Seeing
leaves the viewer asking "how in the HELL will they get out of this, is everyone really dead, how will all of this be resolved?". Way more effective at being the dark middle chapter.
Silly bad ass posturing.
It wasn't just the line, it was having a guy just run off playing rambo. Imaging that in most games seems silly.
Further proof why Turians suck at being Batman.
edit: this is ignoring the gameplay aspect of many fps games.
Besides, I DO think ME2 handles the actual team better, what with the choices near the end and whatnot.
The actual gunplay in ME2 is way better than the first.
And god dammit it's 6:30 AM.
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I thought it looked cool and I wouldn't really say that either game had lazy writing, just that the focus of ME2's writing and the focus of ME1's were in different places. Honestly, I will say that the thing that hurt ME2 more than anything was that they tried to do the game in a different manner while still adhering to the Bioware formula (ie travel here, plot point, travel there, plot point, travel here, endgame). It worked better for ME1 because the places you traveled were all apart of the plot focus.
keeping the collector base is too good to just blow up!