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I just had LASIK eye surgery. Lets talk about eyes. And surgeries (and lasers?)

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    CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    lostwords wrote: »
    I like wearing glasses because my chubby face looks even fatter without glasses.

    I like wearing my glasses, because they accentuate my cheekbones. I am vain like that.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    I would get LASIK but I don't want to spend that kind of money. Also I like not having my eyes burned with a laser.

    pussy

    I draw the line at working with extreme lava-like temperatures and using acids that will melt your skeleton while still inside you.

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    lostwords wrote: »
    I like wearing glasses because my chubby face looks even fatter without glasses.

    Those are just the adorable little mousy cheeks.

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    I would get LASIK but I don't want to spend that kind of money. Also I like not having my eyes burned with a laser.

    pussy

    I draw the line at working with extreme lava-like temperatures and using acids that will melt your skeleton while still inside you.

    I just read the label for the eyedrops my optometrist just gave me. They include hydrochloric acid. Fun times.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Isoldae wrote: »
    I'm fine with my contacts.

    I don't have the money or willpower to let a discount surgeon burn my eyes with a laser.

    Discount eye surgery is like fast food fish for me. There are some things I just don't want on the cheap.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Margarazzi wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    I would get LASIK but I don't want to spend that kind of money. Also I like not having my eyes burned with a laser.

    pussy

    I draw the line at working with extreme lava-like temperatures and using acids that will melt your skeleton while still inside you.

    I just read the label for the eyedrops my optometrist just gave me. They include hydrochloric acid. Fun times.

    Hydrochloric is nothing. When they start handing out hydrofluoric acid, you know you have man eye drops.

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    CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Margarazzi wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    I would get LASIK but I don't want to spend that kind of money. Also I like not having my eyes burned with a laser.

    pussy

    I draw the line at working with extreme lava-like temperatures and using acids that will melt your skeleton while still inside you.

    I just read the label for the eyedrops my optometrist just gave me. They include hydrochloric acid. Fun times.

    Hydrochloric is nothing. When they start handing out hydrofluoric acid, you know you have man eye drops.

    I'm sure most would not like having their electrons ripped out.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    i like wearing glasses

    on the other hand I've only been wearing them about five months

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    CangoFettCangoFett Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I can already see much better, like, nearly 20/20 (I was /20 with glasses, /400 without)

    But uh

    I still keep looking for my glasses out of habit.

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    Ginger MijangoGinger Mijango Don't you open that Trap Door!Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I like wearing my glasses because i can see.

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    edited August 2010
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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    CangoFett wrote: »
    I can already see much better, like, nearly 20/20 (I was /20 with glasses, /400 without)

    But uh

    I still keep looking for my glasses out of habit.

    Ha ha! Classic.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I like my glasses.

    And being able to touch my eyes without them popping.

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    VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I don't want lasik because I like to wear glasses

    hi5

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    DelzhandDelzhand Hard to miss. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    I have perfect vision. I can see better than Superman, even.

    I thought of you today

    my new car is a Spectra Ex

    Also, I just bought a new car so now I can't get lasik. I suppose the upside is that I can get to my job, which will enable me to make money and eventually get lasik. Wavefront, right? That's the good shit? What's PRK?

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2010
    i was thinking about getting contacts

    i don't need my glasses to see. they make it a little bit sharper but i'm still pretty good without them and i find them too annoying to wear all the time

    yet i feel weird driving without sunglasses on. even at night i'll put them on when i get in my car and then take them right back off because i can't see shit

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    QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I've seen floaters since I was a kid because I'm so nearsighted but it's gotten worse for me this year with my eyes becoming more sensitive to sunlight. Now I see more floaters, a vitreous fog moves across my vision if I move my eyes across a light source fast, and I could get a retinal detachment. I think I might need to tint my glasses for indoors.

    Also floaters don't go away. Only way to get rid of them is either through a vitrectomy which is very risky and has an over fifty percent chance of making you develop cataracts, or a doc can try and laser them. Only a handful of doctors can do it in the states and there's no guarantee they'll get all of them.

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    HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I still would rather have bionic eye implants

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    FedoraFedora Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    This thread is topical to me! I woke up today, and my glasses had apparently fallen off my nightstand so that lead to me having to walk across the hall, into the bathroom and put in my contacts.

    It seems I haven't been without glasses/contacts in such a long time that I didn't really know what it was like to see unaided. Holy crap are my eyes bad. Seriously thinking about getting some cyborg eyes. Especially considering my family's eyesight history.

    My mom actually had to have emergency eye surgery when I was 16, she was basically blind for that entire summer. Thinking about that crap happening to me is actually horrifying. I'm not one to get freaked out about things a lot but ever since then, going blind has become like my biggest fear.

    Without sight, I couldn't draw or art good anymore. I don't think I could survive very long without being able to see.

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    So many floaters, it's ridiculous. They literally have to make up about 10% of my total vision. Just lucky they're relatively transparent.

    Surgery might be nice, but I like the way I look with glasses. Only reason I'd ever get it is just to see what it's like to have full proper range of vision. (fuck contacts)

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    nukanuka What are circles? Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Last time I went to the eye doctor there was some confusion going on because there was this weird bump on my optic nerve that was kinda weird but I guess they dropped it? I've heard nothing about it since then. Also I have huge pupils. I don't know why.

    I've got basically perfect vision, just some astigmatism. I will need glasses when I get older and I've already noticed a slight change in the way they were when I was a teenager and such.

    I do have to wear sunglasses a lot outside cause I'm light-sensitive, and I sneeze in sunlight as well. You point up at some airplane in the sky during the summer and I will not be able to see it through the sneezing fit.

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    FedoraFedora Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I like contacts, they're not that bad.

    Touching eyeball's ain't no thang.

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    MorkathMorkath Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2010
    CangoFett wrote: »
    I can already see much better, like, nearly 20/20 (I was /20 with glasses, /400 without)

    But uh

    I still keep looking for my glasses out of habit.

    You will have that habit for awhile, took about a year and a half before I finally stopped trying to push my glasses back into place when I would get tired.

    I had PRK done about 4 years ago(eyesight was too bad for lasik, and my pupils are like twice as large as normal), only bad part was the burnt marshmallow smell during the procedure, and the fact that I had to stay in a dark room and not use my eyes for a week while they healed, while doped up on vicodin. Which apparently gives me really bad nightmares.

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    IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Fedora wrote: »
    I like contacts, they're not that bad.

    Touching eyeball's ain't no thang.

    Pretty much this. You can't even really feel it.

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    AceFantasticAceFantastic Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    PRK is like lasik, the difference is that the skin on your eye is completely removed as opposed to just making a cut into it and then folding it off the eye. Theoretically, this way eliminates the chance that the skin would detach at the cut in an incident that involved a lot of force being applied to the body. A lot of military/sports dudes go this route for said reason.

    Apparently it also hurts more than lasik. In my case it felt as if I had received 2nd degree burns on my eyeballs.

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    EmperorSethEmperorSeth Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I actually had my laser eye surgery nearly a decade ago at this point. I'm surprised it hasn't become more commonplace. Also, I'm surprised people still use the knife method; I heard a lot of places can do it with just lasers. In my case, I believe it only cost me $1000 an eye, and I think it came with a lifetime guarantee plan. Yeah, the idea of the surgery is not pleasant, and the few few hours afterward were horrible, but I don't regret it for a second, not after all the glasses and contact issues I had over the years.

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    HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Isoldae wrote: »
    Fedora wrote: »
    I like contacts, they're not that bad.

    Touching eyeball's ain't no thang.

    Pretty much this. You can't even really feel it.

    One time I had lost a contact with out realizing and I kept picking my eye trying to remove thinking it was still there. Once I realized it was gone after 15.min I then got grossed out. In my defense I was a little buzzed after coming back from drinking.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Zephyr wrote: »
    is there a way to get rid of floaters? it's really annoying to see them in bright light when i move my eyes

    flush the toilet again

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    MorkathMorkath Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2010
    PRK is like lasik, the difference is that the skin on your eye is completely removed as opposed to just making a cut into it and then folding it off the eye. Theoretically, this way eliminates the chance that the skin would detach at the cut in an incident that involved a lot of force being applied to the body. A lot of military/sports dudes go this route for said reason.

    Apparently it also hurts more than lasik. In my case it felt as if I had received 2nd degree burns on my eyeballs.

    Did they not put you on any pain medication? I didn't have any pain with the vicodin.

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    IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Isoldae wrote: »
    Fedora wrote: »
    I like contacts, they're not that bad.

    Touching eyeball's ain't no thang.

    Pretty much this. You can't even really feel it.

    One time I had lost a contact with out realizing and I kept picking my eye trying to remove thinking it was still there. Once I realized it was gone after 15.min I then got grossed out. In my defense I was a little buzzed after coming back from drinking.

    That ain't no thang, either. I have done that exact same thing.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I don't want lasik because I like to wear glasses

    hi5

    Sorry guys, but it doesn't actually make you look smart or interesting. :(

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
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    AceFantasticAceFantastic Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Morkath wrote: »
    Did they not put you on any pain medication? I didn't have any pain with the vicodin.

    Yeah, they gave me T3's, freezing eye drops, and a few other things. Nothing did anything to reduce the pain though. It was pretty terrible. I have to get an "enhancement" again sometime so I'll definitely be asking for stronger meds this time through.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I don't want lasik because I like to wear glasses

    hi5

    Sorry guys, but it doesn't actually make you look smart or interesting. :(

    glasses?

    absolutely DO make you look smarter

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    Sangheili91Sangheili91 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    oh god, i would love lasik. i've had glasses since tenth grade (now a sophomore in college), and contacts for two years. now don't get me wrong, i love my contacts because having a full field of vision is a plus, i can wear sunglasses, and because they are not my glasses. but just because i love my contacts doesn't mean they aren't incredibly annoying. i'm jealous of people who can just see, who don't have to bother with putting them in every morning, and taking them out at night or whatever random time they decide to get all dried out and painful. and godforbid you fall asleep with them in.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    I don't want lasik because I like to wear glasses

    hi5

    Sorry guys, but it doesn't actually make you look smart or interesting. :(

    glasses?

    absolutely DO make you look smarter

    or a pedophile

    there's a not-so-fine line

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I can see perfectly! also I have no allergies! suck it, nerds!

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2010
    i'm in okay shape, physically

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    women should be forbidden from having lasik as it is a known fact that women with glasses are hotter than women without them

    I have data! and evidence!

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2010
    i really like the look of thick glasses but i don't know if they'd look good on me (like anything could) and i wouldn't get them 'cause everyone has them

    edit: i'm talking weezer glasses

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