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I just had LASIK eye surgery. Lets talk about eyes. And surgeries (and lasers?)

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    me too

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    grumblesgrumbles Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    is that supposed to be something

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited August 2010
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    .avi.avi regular
    edited August 2010
    cant read that

    lol

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    .avi.avi regular
    edited August 2010
    it says im gay probably

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    grumbles wrote: »
    is that supposed to be something

    it says "love the colorblind"

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    grumblesgrumbles Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Zephyr wrote: »
    grumbles wrote: »
    is that supposed to be something

    it says "love the colorblind"

    I don't believe you

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    .avi.avi regular
    edited August 2010
    for posting it

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    .avi wrote: »
    it says im gay probably

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    Can’t see circle 1: High agression, proneness to conflict, the recommendation is to add more physical excercise and cold showers.

    Can’t see circle 2: Possible low than average intellectual abilities, can’t serve with sophisticated equipment.

    Can’t see circle 3: Possible debauchery, soldier should get increased daily ration, should get more physical activity tasks, should not be connected to food supplies, etc.

    Can’t see circle 4: Possible inclination to violence, can be assigend as a leader to his unit, as he can preserve discipline.

    Can’t see circle 5: Possible latent homosexuality. Can be light uncontrolled accesses of attraction to the same sex.

    Can’t see circle 6: Possible schizophreanic tendency. Required additional inspection.

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
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    56

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Zephyr wrote: »
    .avi wrote: »
    it says im gay probably

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    Can’t see circle 1: High agression, proneness to conflict, the recommendation is to add more physical excercise and cold showers.

    Can’t see circle 2: Possible low than average intellectual abilities, can’t serve with sophisticated equipment.

    Can’t see circle 3: Possible debauchery, soldier should get increased daily ration, should get more physical activity tasks, should not be connected to food supplies, etc.

    Can’t see circle 4: Possible inclination to violence, can be assigend as a leader to his unit, as he can preserve discipline.

    Can’t see circle 5: Possible latent homosexuality. Can be light uncontrolled accesses of attraction to the same sex.

    Can’t see circle 6: Possible schizophreanic tendency. Required additional inspection.

    haha nice

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    .avi.avi regular
    edited August 2010
    i can only see the top 2

    im crazy fat violent and gay

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    ok number 5 is not supposed to be visual as a joke


    ...right?

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    grumblesgrumbles Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    haha, fuck you! you have it too!

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    homosexuality or colour blindnessÉ

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    grumblesgrumbles Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    b-both.

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    .avi.avi regular
    edited August 2010
    you have a kpop sig

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Number 5 is obviously a picture of a guy doing bench presses

    you guys is fags geez

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    grumblesgrumbles Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    .avi wrote: »
    you have a kpop sig

    you recognized his kpop sig

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    .avi.avi regular
    edited August 2010
    im jealous

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    how did you colourblind faggots see my sig

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    .avi.avi regular
    edited August 2010
    who's your favorite member of so Nyeo Shi Dae

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    FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    My eyes are fucked beyond the help of surgery. Both visual nerves are damaged, I have a reduced field of vision (Altough I don't know how severely it really is because I was born with that...) and I'm suffering from congenital glaucoma.

    Neat, huh?

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    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
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    VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Franko wrote: »
    ok number 5 is not supposed to be visual as a joke


    ...right?

    I think I see a six in there but I'm probably wrong and its a joke

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    It's a good thing video games don't traditionally pit red team versus green team.

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Oh I saw this awesome colourblindness test that said "onion" but if you were colourblind it looked like it said "color".

    So all the colourblind people who didn't realise it are all, "Oh it says 'color', I pass the test!"

    Then someone tells them and FUCK

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    VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    haha that is really clever

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Fuck my mutant colorblind eyes

    Anybody want to donate me theirs after they die

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    Zephyr wrote: »
    .avi wrote: »
    it says im gay probably

    test.jpg

    Can’t see circle 1: High agression, proneness to conflict, the recommendation is to add more physical excercise and cold showers.

    Can’t see circle 2: Possible low than average intellectual abilities, can’t serve with sophisticated equipment.

    Can’t see circle 3: Possible debauchery, soldier should get increased daily ration, should get more physical activity tasks, should not be connected to food supplies, etc.

    Can’t see circle 4: Possible inclination to violence, can be assigend as a leader to his unit, as he can preserve discipline.

    Can’t see circle 5: Possible latent homosexuality. Can be light uncontrolled accesses of attraction to the same sex.

    Can’t see circle 6: Possible schizophreanic tendency. Required additional inspection.

    haha nice

    seriously is there anything in #5

    because it literally hurts my eyes to look at

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I've had eye surgery 3 times and for 2 of them I was awake for part. It's hella weird to have your eyes anesthetized so that you can feel the doctor moving things around in there but not having it hurt and thanks to post general anesthesia haze not really caring.

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    Four-EyesFour-Eyes Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Oh god damn I had to get away from that video after 12 seconds but it would not pause

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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I want lasik but my eyesight keeps getting worse, on account that I stare at a computer screen for work like 9 hours a day.

    Currently my eyesight is -5.75, -6.25.

    I'm blind as all fuck

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    -6.25, -6.25 here

    At least my eyes are evenly bad and so I can swap out contacts, not that I should need to

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Some of you may have seem my fabulous SEE Eyewear frames already

    But

    I own these in white/silver for day-to-day:
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    Also these are fabulous (no product shot, though):
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    Heck yes hot pink

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    AHAHAH

    AHAHAHAHAHAHA

    -6

    Oh you poor goddamn babies

    With your reasonably bad vision

    YOU HAVE NONE OF MY PITY, YOU PANSIES

    -9, -9.5

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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Jesus fuck Sheri, do you spend 8 hours a day staring at the sun?

    Haha, that actually reminds me of something.

    Back in highschool I wanted to be more religious and spiritual and I started to wake up with the sun, as it was customary for some Sikhs to do. That basically involves facing the sunrise with your arms spread or behind your back and having your eyes closed, thinking about God.

    I told my uncle about this and he was like "STOP DOING THAT YOU'LL GO HALF BLIND LIKE ME"

    I laughed pretty damn hard, until I found out he was serious.

    Dude was also forced to be right handed in India. He was left handed so the teachers used to tie his left arm behind his back during class so he'd learn to be right handed. Now he writes all crazy like, and is a physician.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Nope.

    Started not being able to see the board in 1st grade. Eye docs told my parents that if my eyes kept deteriorating at the rate they were going, I'd be "blind" by about 20.

    Luckily, they slowed down quite a bit in high school.

    Also carrots were my favorite snack and veggie as a kid THEY DO NOT MAKE YOUR EYES BETTER, GUYS

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Sheri wrote: »
    AHAHAH

    AHAHAHAHAHAHA

    -6

    Oh you poor goddamn babies

    With your reasonably bad vision

    YOU HAVE NONE OF MY PITY, YOU PANSIES

    -9, -9.5

    Well, not that I was especially going for your pity or anything, but I'm also in the bottom 1% for color differentiation, which I'd say brings us about even

    Considering the fact that you can do fuckall about colorblindness

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