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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Henroid wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    why not just keep the pool clean and empty?

    If there's water in it, it's rain water when it rains and isn't getting dried up by the summer weather. I guess empty pools make him look bad.

    If he's just complaining about aesthetics, that's one thing.

    But a pool that's partially filled with rainwater is pretty much the ideal breeding ground for mosquitoes. That is a public nuisance.

    Your neighbor could have gone about this in any number of better ways, but he's not entirely in the wrong.

    Not just that. If you're not going to keep your pool up sometimes you have to go to the health department and let them know among other things. There are things that have to be done to keep it closed properly.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    My roommates have been dating for two years, and in the six months I've been sleeping in the room next to them, I have never heard even the slightest hint of them having sex. It's actually pretty eerie--either they're timing it so they do it when I'm not around (unnecessary, I don't care) or they're so embarrassed by it that they have quiet mouse sex, which I find really awkward.
    I've started watching porn very loudly and conspicuously when they're home, but it's not working. I'm going to have to straight up tell them to start having louder sex.

    my roommates ask if their sex is too loud and I always tell them it isn't loud enough

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  • TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I have some pretty obnoxious neighbors.

    First, they've been doing renovations and landscaping for about two years now. It has taken two years because they have no idea what the fuck they're doing. They tore up their back yard and brought in a shit load of dirt, which one of them moves around with a small front end loader. Again, he has no idea what he's doing, so he doesn't make any progress (and yes, it beeps every time he backs it up). It also rains a lot here, so most of the dirt is closer to being clay at this point. It looks like they're preparing for a WWI reenactment.

    With that taking as long as it has, he decided it would be a good time to put in a stone tile driveway. Both of these projects are worked on sporadically, weekends, weekdays, early in the morning, late at night.

    Also, fairly regularly, one of them goes out to their car and blasts music for a couple hours, usually somewhere between 11pm and 2am. It's loud enough that you can hear it in my house with all of the doors and windows closed.

    The neighbors on the other side of my house constantly park on our half of the driveway (it's a shared driveway, but with a very obvious division point) while leaving their car port empty so they can sit in it, and are often up late, playing loud music outside and being obnoxious drunk assholes (often in the middle of the week, year round).

    The rest of my neighbors are fine though.

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Not just that. If you're not going to keep your pool up sometimes you have to go to the health department and let them know among other things. There are things that have to be done to keep it closed properly.

    Do we have to notify some local body (hell if I know who) that we're keeping it empty and unused? Maybe that's where we went 'wrong' with it I guess. O_o

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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Henroid wrote: »
    Not just that. If you're not going to keep your pool up sometimes you have to go to the health department and let them know among other things. There are things that have to be done to keep it closed properly.

    Do we have to notify some local body (hell if I know who) that we're keeping it empty and unused? Maybe that's where we went 'wrong' with it I guess. O_o

    Some localities do have statutes requiring this. There are also specific things you're supposed to do to the pool in places with those rules. Treatments to prevent mosquito breeding and other things I believe.

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2010
    I LOVE fucking loudly!

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Henroid wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    More about this neighbor; when he still had his adopted daughters (before the state took them away) he loved to come over to our place and tell us about being good Christians. Meanwhile back at home, one of them couldn't read and he didn't lift a finger to help her to learn how.

    Edit - His daughters were in highschool by the way.

    Were they hot at least

    I am incapable of judging the 'hotness' of 15 / 16 year olds.

    mm hmm

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Henroid wrote: »
    Not just that. If you're not going to keep your pool up sometimes you have to go to the health department and let them know among other things. There are things that have to be done to keep it closed properly.

    Do we have to notify some local body (hell if I know who) that we're keeping it empty and unused? Maybe that's where we went 'wrong' with it I guess. O_o

    Are you doing anything to keep rainwater from accumulating in it? Covering it with a tarp, for example?

    If not, you're probably breeding mosquitoes.

    EDIT: yes, an inch of water is probably more than enough to breed mosquitoes. The little bastards can breed in just about any amount of standing water. They're kind of dicks like that.

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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Bogey wrote: »
    I LOVE fucking loudly!

    Things I didn't know about Bogey but do now.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Bogey wrote: »
    I LOVE fucking loudly!

    if god in heaven can't hear you, you're doing it wrong

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I don't think there's anything that says you have to have water in your pool if you have one.

    Just put your cover over it, and give him the finger.

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    also holy shit fuck damn my backyard shares a wall with a highschool parking lot where the school bands for two schools practice all day, every day, 7-8ish until 9pm at night.

    I fucking hate the sound of marching bands, it is horrendous.

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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Time to start fucking loudly when they're practicing. Try and be louder than them.

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Henroid wrote: »
    Not just that. If you're not going to keep your pool up sometimes you have to go to the health department and let them know among other things. There are things that have to be done to keep it closed properly.

    Do we have to notify some local body (hell if I know who) that we're keeping it empty and unused? Maybe that's where we went 'wrong' with it I guess. O_o

    Are you doing anything to keep rainwater from accumulating in it? Covering it with a tarp, for example?

    If not, you're probably breeding mosquitoes.

    During rainy seasons for the last year and a half we've been mindful of draining it if it's actually building up (building up from empty status, that is). There are no tarps to prevent water from getting in though. If there were, the previous owner (who built the place) took 'em with him (as he took other fixtures / things out of the house).

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  • Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Bogey wrote: »
    I LOVE fucking loudly!

    i'm ok with this as long as its more than just the orgasm.

    If i just wake up thats not cool. If i wake up in the middle of the night and can get a weird thrill out of it joining and yelling really loud.

    Well hey

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Last night when I was going home there was someone passed out on the sidewalk in front of my building.

    The police were trying to wake them up.

    An ambulance came a bit later and took the person away.

    I'm not sure if that counts as a neighbor though.

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  • YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Belruel wrote: »
    also holy shit fuck damn my backyard shares a wall with a highschool parking lot where the school bands for two schools practice all day, every day, 7-8ish until 9pm at night.

    I fucking hate the sound of marching bands, it is horrendous.

    I'm within hearing range of the marching band practicing at the local high school. It isn't right behind my backyard but it's close enough to wake up to it every morning during the school year.

    "Ka-thuck-aka-thuck-aka-thuck-aka-thuck-aka-thuck-aka-thuck-aka-thuck-aka-thuck-a"

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  • FlatEricFlatEric Leaves from the vine, Falling so slow Like fragile, tiny shells, Drifting in the foamRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Who was it that had the Persian roommate/housemate stories? Pony, I think?

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Belruel wrote: »
    also holy shit fuck damn my backyard shares a wall with a highschool parking lot where the school bands for two schools practice all day, every day, 7-8ish until 9pm at night.

    I fucking hate the sound of marching bands, it is horrendous.

    Maybe you hate the sound of bad marching bands.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Belruel wrote: »
    also holy shit fuck damn my backyard shares a wall with a highschool parking lot where the school bands for two schools practice all day, every day, 7-8ish until 9pm at night.

    I fucking hate the sound of marching bands, it is horrendous.

    I live a block away from the football stadium and baseball fields for the local high school.

    Game days and other events are not fun for me.

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  • Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    mcp wrote: »
    Last night when I was going home there was someone passed out on the sidewalk in front of my building.

    The police were trying to wake them up.

    An ambulance came a bit later and took the person away.

    I'm not sure if that counts as a neighbor though.

    Did you riffle though their pockets and wallet at least?

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Henroid wrote: »
    Not just that. If you're not going to keep your pool up sometimes you have to go to the health department and let them know among other things. There are things that have to be done to keep it closed properly.

    Do we have to notify some local body (hell if I know who) that we're keeping it empty and unused? Maybe that's where we went 'wrong' with it I guess. O_o

    Some localities do have statutes requiring this. There are also specific things you're supposed to do to the pool in places with those rules. Treatments to prevent mosquito breeding and other things I believe.

    Okay, this makes this whole thing of him being an ass easier to deflect then. Just gotta ask the guy who left the notice when he's in tomorrow for the proper contact info.

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2010
    FlatEric wrote: »
    Who was it that had the Persian roommate/housemate stories? Pony, I think?
    It was Penguin Incarnate and they were Tunisians.

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Henroid wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    also holy shit fuck damn my backyard shares a wall with a highschool parking lot where the school bands for two schools practice all day, every day, 7-8ish until 9pm at night.

    I fucking hate the sound of marching bands, it is horrendous.

    Maybe you hate the sound of bad marching bands.

    one of them is apparently one of the best in the state.

    it just all sounds very awful. Not like they play poorly, I just hate the sound a marching band achieves.

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    mcp wrote: »
    Last night when I was going home there was someone passed out on the sidewalk in front of my building.

    The police were trying to wake them up.

    An ambulance came a bit later and took the person away.

    I'm not sure if that counts as a neighbor though.

    Did you riffle though their pockets and wallet at least?
    Nah, the police were already there when I got home.

    I'm pretty sure it was a homeless person anyway.

    There was a homeless person lying across the sidewalk outside my office this morning too, actually.

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2010
    Stop killing the homeless, mcp! :x

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  • DMACDMAC Come at me, bro! Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2010
    Belruel wrote: »
    some neighbors is dicks. my dad smokes meat sometimes, and he'll wake up around 4am to start it.

    He is quiet, no music playing, he doesn't smoke or drink ever, just a guy in his backyard getting his bbq ready. The neighbors called the police saying their neighbor was a raving drunk having a fit in the front yard.

    So the fuzz come by and the officer gets out of his car with his hand on his gun talking to my dad. Of course after a moment of talking to my (very sober) father the cop just stays for a few minutes to talk bbq techniques with him.

    This reminds me of one of my summers working at a campground up in the Rockies. It was about 8-9 PM and this old guy comes to the kiosk to complain about these people next to him that are "Screaming and yelling and throwing stuff and terrorizing the whole campground!". I hop in the golf cart to go check it out, not sure what to expect and find 4 girls sitting at their picnic table playing Scrabble and talking/laughing a bit too loud.

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Belruel wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    also holy shit fuck damn my backyard shares a wall with a highschool parking lot where the school bands for two schools practice all day, every day, 7-8ish until 9pm at night.

    I fucking hate the sound of marching bands, it is horrendous.

    Maybe you hate the sound of bad marching bands.

    one of them is apparently one of the best in the state.

    it just all sounds very awful. Not like they play poorly, I just hate the sound a marching band achieves.

    If I was in my school's marching band, I'd berate you for not appreciating it. But I wasn't so I don't care.

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2010
    DMAC wrote: »
    This reminds me of one of my summers working at a campground up in the Rockies. It was about 8-9 PM and this old guy comes to the kiosk to complain about these people next to him that are "Screaming and yelling and throwing stuff and terrorizing the whole campground!". I hop in the golf cart to go check it out, not sure what to expect and find 4 girls sitting at their picnic table playing Scrabble and talking/laughing a bit too loud.
    This is how porn starts!

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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Henroid wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    Not just that. If you're not going to keep your pool up sometimes you have to go to the health department and let them know among other things. There are things that have to be done to keep it closed properly.

    Do we have to notify some local body (hell if I know who) that we're keeping it empty and unused? Maybe that's where we went 'wrong' with it I guess. O_o

    Some localities do have statutes requiring this. There are also specific things you're supposed to do to the pool in places with those rules. Treatments to prevent mosquito breeding and other things I believe.

    Okay, this makes this whole thing of him being an ass easier to deflect then. Just gotta ask the guy who left the notice when he's in tomorrow for the proper contact info.

    You can thank passive aggressive notes for me knowing this!

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  • MarthMarth Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    The neighbor across the street from me had a really funky fence for a while. He put up big pieces of wood, and on top of those he put up old bicycles and other metal stuff. It was neat, but also kind of an eyesore. When he passed away, my dad had the city come over and cut down most of the fence. It looks normal now. I miss that fence.

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    People are weird in general

    in my job (which I am leaving at the end of this week), I have to address complaints from people, most of which are they didn't get a paper or the paper was damaged so they want a new one.

    Most of the time it's simple enough, I just drop a paper off, knock on their door, and leave

    but the other day I dropped off a paper and a guy across the street standing on his lawn told me "that's the third time they've missed that paper!"

    I dunno

    it could've been the owner of the house, out for a walk

    but really it just seemed like some creepy dude watching his neighbors

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  • DMACDMAC Come at me, bro! Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2010
    Bogey wrote: »
    DMAC wrote: »
    This reminds me of one of my summers working at a campground up in the Rockies. It was about 8-9 PM and this old guy comes to the kiosk to complain about these people next to him that are "Screaming and yelling and throwing stuff and terrorizing the whole campground!". I hop in the golf cart to go check it out, not sure what to expect and find 4 girls sitting at their picnic table playing Scrabble and talking/laughing a bit too loud.
    This is how porn starts!

    Some sort of joke about checking out a girl's rack... of tiles.

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Henroid wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    also holy shit fuck damn my backyard shares a wall with a highschool parking lot where the school bands for two schools practice all day, every day, 7-8ish until 9pm at night.

    I fucking hate the sound of marching bands, it is horrendous.

    Maybe you hate the sound of bad marching bands.

    one of them is apparently one of the best in the state.

    it just all sounds very awful. Not like they play poorly, I just hate the sound a marching band achieves.

    If I was in my school's marching band, I'd berate you for not appreciating it. But I wasn't so I don't care.

    I know it takes skill, and I love listening to classical music and well played instruments, but man, marching bands sound like someone beating a cat while shaking a bucket of bolts and stomping their feet.

    and they play until a little past 9pm. I can hear it when I am in the bath, all doors and windows closed.

    ragin'

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  • YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Ragin' so hard the water boils.

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Henroid wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    Not just that. If you're not going to keep your pool up sometimes you have to go to the health department and let them know among other things. There are things that have to be done to keep it closed properly.

    Do we have to notify some local body (hell if I know who) that we're keeping it empty and unused? Maybe that's where we went 'wrong' with it I guess. O_o

    Some localities do have statutes requiring this. There are also specific things you're supposed to do to the pool in places with those rules. Treatments to prevent mosquito breeding and other things I believe.

    Okay, this makes this whole thing of him being an ass easier to deflect then. Just gotta ask the guy who left the notice when he's in tomorrow for the proper contact info.

    You can thank passive aggressive notes for me knowing this!

    Three cheers for passive aggressivism!

    Henroid on
  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2010
    Yukira wrote: »
    Ragin' so hard the water boils.
    The rubber duckies all start to melt.

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  • FlatEricFlatEric Leaves from the vine, Falling so slow Like fragile, tiny shells, Drifting in the foamRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Bogey wrote: »
    FlatEric wrote: »
    Who was it that had the Persian roommate/housemate stories? Pony, I think?
    It was Penguin Incarnate and they were Tunisians.

    Oh, that's right. Thank you. Turns out my memory is pretty terrible.

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  • YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Bogey wrote: »
    Yukira wrote: »
    Ragin' so hard the water boils.
    The rubber duckies all start to melt.

    No, they run away. Bel's life is a Looney Toons cartoon.

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Bogey wrote: »
    Yukira wrote: »
    Ragin' so hard the water boils.
    The rubber duckies all start to melt.

    That's actually kind of a sad image there. Rubber duckies melting. D:

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