Also, at work, I have to answer the phone no matter what I'm doing, since there's usually no one else around me. So I have to bring it in the bathroom with me. I always look at it and will it not to ring before I go in.
It's only rang twice while I was pooping in the 3 years that I've been working here. I just clench everything down there really hard so people don't hear splashes and such. Also, try not to speak too loudly, since bathrooms tend to be echoey.
What the
Your job is terrible
Meh, 2 times in 3 years isn't that bad. Also, on most nights, I do about 4 hours of work and get paid for 7 (the other 3 are spent reading or watching stuff on the computer in the office, or playing video games at home).
I swear, she's terrified of touching anything that has been on the same countertop as raw chicken
She's all, 'I'M GOING TO GET SALMONELLA AND DIE'
YOU CRAZY WOMAN I WASHED THE GODDAMN THING FOUR TIMES ALREADY IT IS SAFE
Besides, don't you get like horrendous diarreah and vomit a bunch with salmonella, and then provided you're not a tool and actually stay hydrated, you're basically fine?
I suddenly realize I do not know anything about salmonella except that it appears to be named after a kind of fish.
actually I'm pretty sure that it's named after the scientist who discovered the bacteria in poultry, who in turn had a family name that was fish-related
I swear, she's terrified of touching anything that has been on the same countertop as raw chicken
She's all, 'I'M GOING TO GET SALMONELLA AND DIE'
YOU CRAZY WOMAN I WASHED THE GODDAMN THING FOUR TIMES ALREADY IT IS SAFE
Besides, don't you get like horrendous diarreah and vomit a bunch with salmonella, and then provided you're not a tool and actually stay hydrated, you're basically fine?
I suddenly realize I do not know anything about salmonella except that it appears to be named after a kind of fish.
Imagine someone reached inside of your guts with gloves made of glass. Then started twisting and turning their hands. Followed by a quick bit of fire breathing on them with some alcohol.
I've already had kidney stones, so really this doesn't sound that bad.
I figure as long as I don't end up with herpes I'm doing okay, although it may already be too late!
Apparently somewhere between 65 and 90% of humans on the planet are infected with some form of herpes! Gross!!
chicken pox is related so I think your numbers may be low. Most people can suppress the sex herpes or resist infection when exposure occurs. I've never had a coldsore and I've been exposed many times.
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I swear, she's terrified of touching anything that has been on the same countertop as raw chicken
She's all, 'I'M GOING TO GET SALMONELLA AND DIE'
YOU CRAZY WOMAN I WASHED THE GODDAMN THING FOUR TIMES ALREADY IT IS SAFE
Besides, don't you get like horrendous diarreah and vomit a bunch with salmonella, and then provided you're not a tool and actually stay hydrated, you're basically fine?
I suddenly realize I do not know anything about salmonella except that it appears to be named after a kind of fish.
Imagine someone reached inside of your guts with gloves made of glass. Then started twisting and turning their hands. Followed by a quick bit of fire breathing on them with some alcohol.
I've already had kidney stones, so really this doesn't sound that bad.
I figure as long as I don't end up with herpes I'm doing okay, although it may already be too late!
Apparently somewhere between 65 and 90% of humans on the planet are infected with some form of herpes! Gross!!
chicken pox is related so I think your numbers may be low. Most people can suppress the sex herpes or resist infection when exposure occurs. I've never had a coldsore and I've been exposed many times.
90% is low?
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I swear, she's terrified of touching anything that has been on the same countertop as raw chicken
She's all, 'I'M GOING TO GET SALMONELLA AND DIE'
YOU CRAZY WOMAN I WASHED THE GODDAMN THING FOUR TIMES ALREADY IT IS SAFE
Besides, don't you get like horrendous diarreah and vomit a bunch with salmonella, and then provided you're not a tool and actually stay hydrated, you're basically fine?
I suddenly realize I do not know anything about salmonella except that it appears to be named after a kind of fish.
Imagine someone reached inside of your guts with gloves made of glass. Then started twisting and turning their hands. Followed by a quick bit of fire breathing on them with some alcohol.
I've already had kidney stones, so really this doesn't sound that bad.
No. It's worse.
I had Kidney Stones in 99, Salmonella in 02.
Both times I begged whatever God that would listen for Death. I only really meant it in 02.
Love is nothing but a never ending battle that is always going downhill
Which one of those parts is the sex?
That's the top of the hill, it's all downhill from the first time.
I think it is more akin to a rollercoaster.
As soon as you lie back after expending yourself with your significant other, you realize that nothing you do will even fetch their interest for more than a handful of months or a year tops. That it will all come crumbling in on you and you will be left with nothing but the memory of how innocent you were before you dared to dip your toe into the pool.
You will die an old man, filled with regret.
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Love is nothing but a never ending battle that is always going downhill
Which one of those parts is the sex?
That's the top of the hill, it's all downhill from the first time.
I think it is more akin to a rollercoaster.
As soon as you lie back after expending yourself with your significant other, you realize that nothing you do will even fetch their interest for more than a handful of months or a year tops. That it will all come crumbling in on you and you will be left with nothing but the memory of how innocent you were before you dared to dip your toe into the pool.
Love is nothing but a never ending battle that is always going downhill
Which one of those parts is the sex?
That's the top of the hill, it's all downhill from the first time.
This leads me to believe that you are a virgin.
This is not all that much of a stretch for me to believe, because in my mind you are still like 8 years old.
Seriously, the first time is usually terrible
Especially if you're a boy
I mean
Or so I hear
My first time was a delight, I was starstruck in love. I am a man of many partners though.
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it is such a tremendous asshole move to fuck up a car that much and then just run away
I just wanted to reference ridiculous 3-year-old rumors
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Meh, 2 times in 3 years isn't that bad. Also, on most nights, I do about 4 hours of work and get paid for 7 (the other 3 are spent reading or watching stuff on the computer in the office, or playing video games at home).
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Fuckin' science, am I right?
it's not even a journal, it's scientific american (shit)
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That's the top of the hill, it's all downhill from the first time.
I've already had kidney stones, so really this doesn't sound that bad.
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chicken pox is related so I think your numbers may be low. Most people can suppress the sex herpes or resist infection when exposure occurs. I've never had a coldsore and I've been exposed many times.
She also cooks all of her food to well done
Cuz she's paranoid
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I think it is more akin to a rollercoaster.
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man I don't even know where those started but you just reminded me and it's a little warm nostalgic feeling
This leads me to believe that you are a virgin.
This is not all that much of a stretch for me to believe, because in my mind you are still like 8 years old.
weird
Let's hang out, fag
You're still an hour away, right?
I have a car now!
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congratulations, you probably have herpes.
But that's actually a good thing, because it makes you resistant to all the other kinds of herpes, like the genital kind.
Seriously, the first time is usually terrible
Especially if you're a boy
I mean
Or so I hear
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I dunno you never told me where you moved to
unless you still live in that Holiday place?
celebration village? I dunno
campion's voice one of the deepest voices I have ever heard.
90% is low?
Dude I never lived there
That shit is expensive
I live in Davenport
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No. It's worse.
I had Kidney Stones in 99, Salmonella in 02.
Both times I begged whatever God that would listen for Death. I only really meant it in 02.
As soon as you lie back after expending yourself with your significant other, you realize that nothing you do will even fetch their interest for more than a handful of months or a year tops. That it will all come crumbling in on you and you will be left with nothing but the memory of how innocent you were before you dared to dip your toe into the pool.
You will die an old man, filled with regret.
there's like a million growing out of mine.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Give it 5 or 6 years, it will start coming out of your back.
And then probably your ears.
Love is a many-splendored thing, love lifts us up where we belong!
All you need is love!
oh wow yeah you're not far at all
yeah let's hang out some time
You are a sad, strange little man
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Fuckin' *sweet*.
Please don't start that again
Please don't start that again
I have the occasional nosehair I gotta trim
but man I'm 25 and my chest is still basically hairless
I am not a body-hair-prolific dude
We'll meet in the middle
Out there you've got uuuuh
I mean, there's always umm
We can go to uuuh
Yeah let's go to Tampa instead
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You guys are like soulmates or something
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My first time was a delight, I was starstruck in love. I am a man of many partners though.