I figure as long as I don't end up with herpes I'm doing okay, although it may already be too late!
Apparently somewhere between 65 and 90% of humans on the planet are infected with some form of herpes! Gross!!
chicken pox is related so I think your numbers may be low. Most people can suppress the sex herpes or resist infection when exposure occurs. I've never had a coldsore and I've been exposed many times.
90% is low?
I don't know many people who have never had chicken pox.
I swear, she's terrified of touching anything that has been on the same countertop as raw chicken
She's all, 'I'M GOING TO GET SALMONELLA AND DIE'
YOU CRAZY WOMAN I WASHED THE GODDAMN THING FOUR TIMES ALREADY IT IS SAFE
Besides, don't you get like horrendous diarreah and vomit a bunch with salmonella, and then provided you're not a tool and actually stay hydrated, you're basically fine?
I suddenly realize I do not know anything about salmonella except that it appears to be named after a kind of fish.
Imagine someone reached inside of your guts with gloves made of glass. Then started twisting and turning their hands. Followed by a quick bit of fire breathing on them with some alcohol.
I've already had kidney stones, so really this doesn't sound that bad.
No. It's worse.
I had Kidney Stones in 99, Salmonella in 02.
Both times I begged whatever God that would listen for Death. I only really meant it in 02.
How the hell did you get Salmonella?
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I figure as long as I don't end up with herpes I'm doing okay, although it may already be too late!
Apparently somewhere between 65 and 90% of humans on the planet are infected with some form of herpes! Gross!!
chicken pox is related so I think your numbers may be low. Most people can suppress the sex herpes or resist infection when exposure occurs. I've never had a coldsore and I've been exposed many times.
90% is low?
I don't know many people who have never had chicken pox.
me, even after being purposefully exposed to it over a dozen times as a kid and as an adult
Love is nothing but a never ending battle that is always going downhill
Which one of those parts is the sex?
That's the top of the hill, it's all downhill from the first time.
I think it is more akin to a rollercoaster.
As soon as you lie back after expending yourself with your significant other, you realize that nothing you do will even fetch their interest for more than a handful of months or a year tops. That it will all come crumbling in on you and you will be left with nothing but the memory of how innocent you were before you dared to dip your toe into the pool.
You will die an old man, filled with regret.
I guess if you are some kind of supremely boring individual, yeah, maybe.
Or like, extraordinarily terrible at the sex.
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I figure as long as I don't end up with herpes I'm doing okay, although it may already be too late!
Apparently somewhere between 65 and 90% of humans on the planet are infected with some form of herpes! Gross!!
chicken pox is related so I think your numbers may be low. Most people can suppress the sex herpes or resist infection when exposure occurs. I've never had a coldsore and I've been exposed many times.
90% is low?
I don't know many people who have never had chicken pox.
I swear, she's terrified of touching anything that has been on the same countertop as raw chicken
She's all, 'I'M GOING TO GET SALMONELLA AND DIE'
YOU CRAZY WOMAN I WASHED THE GODDAMN THING FOUR TIMES ALREADY IT IS SAFE
Besides, don't you get like horrendous diarreah and vomit a bunch with salmonella, and then provided you're not a tool and actually stay hydrated, you're basically fine?
I suddenly realize I do not know anything about salmonella except that it appears to be named after a kind of fish.
Imagine someone reached inside of your guts with gloves made of glass. Then started twisting and turning their hands. Followed by a quick bit of fire breathing on them with some alcohol.
I've already had kidney stones, so really this doesn't sound that bad.
No. It's worse.
I had Kidney Stones in 99, Salmonella in 02.
Both times I begged whatever God that would listen for Death. I only really meant it in 02.
It is seriously the most painful thing I have ever went through. The car ride to the hospital was the worst bit. Every little bump felt like someone was stabbing me with a thousand little knives. Then there's the bloody and painful pooping.
Love is nothing but a never ending battle that is always going downhill
Which one of those parts is the sex?
That's the top of the hill, it's all downhill from the first time.
This leads me to believe that you are a virgin.
This is not all that much of a stretch for me to believe, because in my mind you are still like 8 years old.
Seriously, the first time is usually terrible
Especially if you're a boy
I mean
Or so I hear
I suppose this depends on what you mean by "terrible".
'Short'
In that case, yes.
Of course, often having nothing to compare it too, most gentlemen do not realize they have fallen short of the mark, and lost of girls are too polite to inform them.
I swear, she's terrified of touching anything that has been on the same countertop as raw chicken
She's all, 'I'M GOING TO GET SALMONELLA AND DIE'
YOU CRAZY WOMAN I WASHED THE GODDAMN THING FOUR TIMES ALREADY IT IS SAFE
Besides, don't you get like horrendous diarreah and vomit a bunch with salmonella, and then provided you're not a tool and actually stay hydrated, you're basically fine?
I suddenly realize I do not know anything about salmonella except that it appears to be named after a kind of fish.
Imagine someone reached inside of your guts with gloves made of glass. Then started twisting and turning their hands. Followed by a quick bit of fire breathing on them with some alcohol.
I've already had kidney stones, so really this doesn't sound that bad.
No. It's worse.
I had Kidney Stones in 99, Salmonella in 02.
Both times I begged whatever God that would listen for Death. I only really meant it in 02.
How the hell did you get Salmonella?
How the hell do most things happen to me?
I became increasingly sick very quickly, ended up in the ICU. "Hey, you have Salmonella! Where have you eaten? What did you eat?"
Nearly died. Never really found out what gave it to me, but since I have little to no real immune system, who the fuck cares. It could have been from anything.
Oh, short. Well yes the first time will be short, but when you're in love it is a magical union. Then there is all that cuddling and hugging after and you feel so connected.
I swear, she's terrified of touching anything that has been on the same countertop as raw chicken
She's all, 'I'M GOING TO GET SALMONELLA AND DIE'
YOU CRAZY WOMAN I WASHED THE GODDAMN THING FOUR TIMES ALREADY IT IS SAFE
Besides, don't you get like horrendous diarreah and vomit a bunch with salmonella, and then provided you're not a tool and actually stay hydrated, you're basically fine?
I suddenly realize I do not know anything about salmonella except that it appears to be named after a kind of fish.
Imagine someone reached inside of your guts with gloves made of glass. Then started twisting and turning their hands. Followed by a quick bit of fire breathing on them with some alcohol.
I've already had kidney stones, so really this doesn't sound that bad.
No. It's worse.
I had Kidney Stones in 99, Salmonella in 02.
Both times I begged whatever God that would listen for Death. I only really meant it in 02.
How the hell did you get Salmonella?
I got it from some frozen chicken linguini, the corner of the plastic wrap didn't seal with the tray but I figured it was ok because it was frozen. I was wrong and got horrible cramps and the works. Now chicken can make me ill even if it is clean, my body seems to freak out if it thinks chicken is too old.
Some fatty at work used to steal my lunch foods so I rubbed some raw chicken juice on an apple and let him steal it. He is lucky it wasn't a needle.
I swear, she's terrified of touching anything that has been on the same countertop as raw chicken
She's all, 'I'M GOING TO GET SALMONELLA AND DIE'
YOU CRAZY WOMAN I WASHED THE GODDAMN THING FOUR TIMES ALREADY IT IS SAFE
Besides, don't you get like horrendous diarreah and vomit a bunch with salmonella, and then provided you're not a tool and actually stay hydrated, you're basically fine?
I suddenly realize I do not know anything about salmonella except that it appears to be named after a kind of fish.
Imagine someone reached inside of your guts with gloves made of glass. Then started twisting and turning their hands. Followed by a quick bit of fire breathing on them with some alcohol.
I've already had kidney stones, so really this doesn't sound that bad.
No. It's worse.
I had Kidney Stones in 99, Salmonella in 02.
Both times I begged whatever God that would listen for Death. I only really meant it in 02.
How the hell did you get Salmonella?
How the hell do most things happen to me?
I became increasingly sick very quickly, ended up in the ICU. "Hey, you have Salmonella! Where have you eaten? What did you eat?"
Nearly died. Never really found out what gave it to me, but since I have little to no real immune system, who the fuck cares. It could have been from anything.
You should compile a list of shit that has failed to kill you.
"Stale's Bitch List: Diseases That Just Ain't Shit" we'll call it.
'Butt stuff' has a story behind it, though I'm not sure it's as entertaining to everyone else as it is to me
I liked this dude at college, and he and I had hung out a few times and made out at his place, etc. Nothing real interesting, but I was pretty interested in him. I was talking to a friend before band rehearsal one day, and she mentioned that she'd seen me with the guy (he was also in the music department, and everyone knows everyone in the department) and I'm like, 'Yeah, I think I'm really into him, he's really cute.' She looks at me sideways and goes, 'Well, just. . . be careful.' And I'm like, 'Uuuuuh why?' and she looks me straight in the eye and says, 'Well, he's into. . . you know. . . butt stuff.' And I just stared at her for a minute and went, 'Well, fuck. Nevermind.' And 'butt stuff' has been around ever since.
Oh, short. Well yes the first time will be short, but when you're in love it is a magical union. Then there is all that cuddling and hugging after and you feel so connected.
My first time was not short. I was nervous so it went for hours. But I was in love so I enjoyed every bit of it.
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yeah unless we want to hang out at a truck stop or a gas station let's pick either my end or your end
I suppose this depends on what you mean by "terrible".
vov
I don't know many people who have never had chicken pox.
How the hell did you get Salmonella?
Well everyone knows I have a 'no butt stuff' rule, so let's go into your end
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me, even after being purposefully exposed to it over a dozen times as a kid and as an adult
I had the mumps, though, I am told
I guess if you are some kind of supremely boring individual, yeah, maybe.
Or like, extraordinarily terrible at the sex.
I apologize for my bad jokes, guys
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it is very fortunate that I have an "only butt stuff" rule
'Short'
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I haven't!
It is seriously the most painful thing I have ever went through. The car ride to the hospital was the worst bit. Every little bump felt like someone was stabbing me with a thousand little knives. Then there's the bloody and painful pooping.
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I've got one right between my eyes.
Like, dead center.
I remember looking in the mirror at my nose one day and seeing a little wisp peekin' out.
Since that day I have plucked the ever-living SHIT out of my nose hair.
when I was in college, I went to get checked, just cause I was beginning to become sexually active and I was like, well why not.
So I get the test, go back in, and the guy's like "you have herpes"
he waited for me to say fuck and he just laughed and was like "no not that one, you have the other one, along with 80% of the population"
http://www.herpes-coldsores.com/cold_sores.htm
You and Futore man.
see now that'd just be the worse pairing
we're just be rubbing butts
shouting NO COME ON YOU DO IT FIRST COME ON COME ON
I quite enjoyed it
"butt stuff" is a delightful turn of phrase.
WE CAN BE LOOOOVERS! *dangles from Eiffel Tower*
edit: I love moulin rouge
In that case, yes.
Of course, often having nothing to compare it too, most gentlemen do not realize they have fallen short of the mark, and lost of girls are too polite to inform them.
How the hell do most things happen to me?
I became increasingly sick very quickly, ended up in the ICU. "Hey, you have Salmonella! Where have you eaten? What did you eat?"
Nearly died. Never really found out what gave it to me, but since I have little to no real immune system, who the fuck cares. It could have been from anything.
Also I wish I enjoyed Moulin Rouge more than I did
I don't get it
I like musicals. And Ewan McGregor. Even other Baz Luhrmann movies.
YES
no one ever agrees with me! That is my favorite scene/song.
edit: i wish baz had never made Australia. What a horrible movie. It was like the spiritual successor to Pearl Harbor.
pretty sure my feelings on that song were made clear during the forum battle
Some people just don't finish!
I got it from some frozen chicken linguini, the corner of the plastic wrap didn't seal with the tray but I figured it was ok because it was frozen. I was wrong and got horrible cramps and the works. Now chicken can make me ill even if it is clean, my body seems to freak out if it thinks chicken is too old.
Some fatty at work used to steal my lunch foods so I rubbed some raw chicken juice on an apple and let him steal it. He is lucky it wasn't a needle.
You should compile a list of shit that has failed to kill you.
"Stale's Bitch List: Diseases That Just Ain't Shit" we'll call it.
kpop appreciation station i also like to tweet some
'Butt stuff' has a story behind it, though I'm not sure it's as entertaining to everyone else as it is to me
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My first time was not short. I was nervous so it went for hours. But I was in love so I enjoyed every bit of it.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.