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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    My first time was pretty awful.

    She was not a virgin, but after about 10 minutes we found that I was covered in blood.

    She was not having her period.

    Evidently I was larger than her vagina was accustomed to. Shit made me real gun shy for a while.

    Stale on
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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    You gotta look out for 'butt stuff'

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Langly wrote: »
    rane I did not see that one! which battle?

    one of the videos against zonugal

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vwmsqvb5PA

    Raneados on
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Sheri wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Okay that one was pretty terrible

    I apologize for my bad jokes, guys

    I quite enjoyed it


    "butt stuff" is a delightful turn of phrase.

    'Butt stuff' has a story behind it, though I'm not sure it's as entertaining to everyone else as it is to me
    I liked this dude at college, and he and I had hung out a few times and made out at his place, etc. Nothing real interesting, but I was pretty interested in him. I was talking to a friend before band rehearsal one day, and she mentioned that she'd seen me with the guy (he was also in the music department, and everyone knows everyone in the department) and I'm like, 'Yeah, I think I'm really into him, he's really cute.' She looks at me sideways and goes, 'Well, just. . . be careful.' And I'm like, 'Uuuuuh why?' and she looks me straight in the eye and says, 'Well, he's into. . . you know. . . butt stuff.' And I just stared at her for a minute and went, 'Well, fuck. Nevermind.' And 'butt stuff' has been around ever since.

    This is a fantastic story.

    I like to refer to butt stuff as "the back of a Volkswagon" because I am a terrible nerd.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Campion wrote: »
    You gotta look out for 'butt stuff'

    It's true

    She made it sound like he was going to spring it on me

    Like we're all canoodling and then WAH-BAM BUTT STUFF

    Sheri on
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    RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Would have been funny if the guy was a foot fetishist too.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    My first time was pretty awful.

    She was not a virgin, but after about 10 minutes we found that I was covered in blood.

    She was not having her period.

    Evidently I was larger than her vagina was accustomed to. Shit made me real gun shy for a while.

    I'm pretty sure this would have traumatized me for life.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    sarukun wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Okay that one was pretty terrible

    I apologize for my bad jokes, guys

    I quite enjoyed it


    "butt stuff" is a delightful turn of phrase.

    'Butt stuff' has a story behind it, though I'm not sure it's as entertaining to everyone else as it is to me
    I liked this dude at college, and he and I had hung out a few times and made out at his place, etc. Nothing real interesting, but I was pretty interested in him. I was talking to a friend before band rehearsal one day, and she mentioned that she'd seen me with the guy (he was also in the music department, and everyone knows everyone in the department) and I'm like, 'Yeah, I think I'm really into him, he's really cute.' She looks at me sideways and goes, 'Well, just. . . be careful.' And I'm like, 'Uuuuuh why?' and she looks me straight in the eye and says, 'Well, he's into. . . you know. . . butt stuff.' And I just stared at her for a minute and went, 'Well, fuck. Nevermind.' And 'butt stuff' has been around ever since.

    This is a fantastic story.

    I like to refer to butt stuff as "the back of a Volkswagon" because I am a terrible nerd.

    Whenever someone mentions 'an uncomfortable place,' I make that reference

    But 'butt stuff' rolls off the tongue better

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Sheri wrote: »
    Campion wrote: »
    You gotta look out for 'butt stuff'

    It's true

    She made it sound like he was going to spring it on me

    Like we're all canoodling and then WAH-BAM BUTT STUFF

    My understanding is that there are guys who do this.


    I have definitely almost done this on accident.

    Talk about a mood killer.


    "Baby I swear I did not do it on purpose!"

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    The best song from Moulin Rouge is El Tango de Roxanne and if you disagree you are wrong

    Good thing we agree!

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    this thread makes me happy you guys.

    just a bunch of pages of people bullshitting about whatever. Like the old days.

    #pipe on
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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    oh my god rane

    oh my god

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    rane I did not see that one! which battle?

    one of the videos against zonugal

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vwmsqvb5PA

    Holy shit

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    sarukun wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    My first time was pretty awful.

    She was not a virgin, but after about 10 minutes we found that I was covered in blood.

    She was not having her period.

    Evidently I was larger than her vagina was accustomed to. Shit made me real gun shy for a while.

    I'm pretty sure this would have traumatized me for life.

    She tried to make it into a compliment.

    I did not follow this train of thought and simply started thinking of my penis as some kind of weapon of pussy-rending.

    Stale on
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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Campion wrote: »
    Well it isn't always short for everybody, but it happens?

    Some people just don't finish!

    Yeah, this was always my problem

    Brevity was never a problem

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    godammit

    every year I tell myself I'm going to keep up with forum battles

    every year I fail to

    and every year I regret not doing it later when someone posts an awesome video

    Cilla Black on
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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    godammit

    every year I tell myself I'm going to keep up with forum battles

    every year I fail to

    and every year I regret not doing it later when someone posts an awesome video

    Zonugal's first entry was fucking classic this past one

    UnbreakableVow on
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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    My first time was pretty awful.

    She was not a virgin, but after about 10 minutes we found that I was covered in blood.

    She was not having her period.

    Evidently I was larger than her vagina was accustomed to. Shit made me real gun shy for a while.

    I'm pretty sure this would have traumatized me for life.

    She tried to make it into a compliment.

    I did not follow this train of thought and simply started thinking of my penis as some kind of weapon of pussy-rending.

    At least you'd be safe in some sort of mutant or zombie apocalypse. Always armed and dangerous.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    this thread makes me happy you guys.

    just a bunch of pages of people bullshitting about whatever. Like the old days.

    me toooo <3

    Sheri on
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    My first time was pretty awful.

    She was not a virgin, but after about 10 minutes we found that I was covered in blood.

    She was not having her period.

    Evidently I was larger than her vagina was accustomed to. Shit made me real gun shy for a while.

    I'm pretty sure this would have traumatized me for life.

    She tried to make it into a compliment.

    I did not follow this train of thought and simply started thinking of my penis as some kind of weapon of pussy-rending.

    There's apparently money in that.


    The internet is a foul den of the most terrible things.

    Me, I'm pretty sure I would have joined the Seminary.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    godammit

    every year I tell myself I'm going to keep up with forum battles

    every year I fail to

    and every year I regret not doing it later when someone posts an awesome video

    Zonugal's first entry was fucking classic this past one

    Classic doesn't do it Justice.

    sarukun on
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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I would just play that song on repeat on the way to school

    that and one day more from Les mis

    Langly on
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    FoolproofFoolproof thats what my hearts become in that place you dare not look staring back at youRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    sarukun wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    My first time was pretty awful.

    She was not a virgin, but after about 10 minutes we found that I was covered in blood.

    She was not having her period.

    Evidently I was larger than her vagina was accustomed to. Shit made me real gun shy for a while.

    I'm pretty sure this would have traumatized me for life.

    I really sucks if you poke the girl painfully and have to stop in the middle. I wouldn't want a little one but past a certain point too much is a real problem. It would be nice to just freestyle and not have to worry to much about hitting the firewall. Its hard to find a vag with depth that isn't too wide.

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    godammit

    every year I tell myself I'm going to keep up with forum battles

    every year I fail to

    and every year I regret not doing it later when someone posts an awesome video

    Zonugal's first entry was fucking classic this past one

    Was that the live action one with him punching a dude through the stomach or some such? I saw that one, and it was awesome.

    Cilla Black on
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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Langly wrote: »
    I would just play that song on repeat on the way to school

    that and one day more from Les mis

    I've tried listening to stuff from Les Mis on and off but I have some trouble really getting into it

    Except Confrontation
    That one's awesome

    Grey Ghost on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Foolproof wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    My first time was pretty awful.

    She was not a virgin, but after about 10 minutes we found that I was covered in blood.

    She was not having her period.

    Evidently I was larger than her vagina was accustomed to. Shit made me real gun shy for a while.

    I'm pretty sure this would have traumatized me for life.

    I really sucks if you poke the girl painfully and have to stop in the middle. I wouldn't want a little one but past a certain point too much is a real problem. It would be nice to just freestyle and not have to worry to much about hitting the firewall. Its hard to find a vag with depth that isn't too wide.

    Goddamnit Foolproof

    Sheri on
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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Javert is my favorite character.

    Really though, I think you need to see it to get into most of the music.

    Langly on
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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Langly wrote: »
    I would just play that song on repeat on the way to school

    that and one day more from Les mis

    Personally, I think they nailed the best song right out of the gates.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0_hX7UCHJQ

    #pipe on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    I would just play that song on repeat on the way to school

    that and one day more from Les mis

    I've tried listening to stuff from Les Mis on and off but I have some trouble really getting into it

    Except Confrontation
    That one's awesome

    Have you seen it?

    Sheri on
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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    godammit

    every year I tell myself I'm going to keep up with forum battles

    every year I fail to

    and every year I regret not doing it later when someone posts an awesome video

    Zonugal's first entry was fucking classic this past one

    Was that the live action one with him punching a dude through the stomach or some such? I saw that one, and it was awesome.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-wN-Y7oToY

    UnbreakableVow on
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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Guys my problem is that my dick is just too big.

    I also find that I am too handsome, and that I am too talented at most things.

    My life is sadness.

    Langly on
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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    What's up SE++

    Wrench N Rockets on
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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    sarukun wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    My first time was pretty awful.

    She was not a virgin, but after about 10 minutes we found that I was covered in blood.

    She was not having her period.

    Evidently I was larger than her vagina was accustomed to. Shit made me real gun shy for a while.

    I'm pretty sure this would have traumatized me for life.

    She tried to make it into a compliment.

    I did not follow this train of thought and simply started thinking of my penis as some kind of weapon of pussy-rending.

    There's apparently money in that.


    The internet is a foul den of the most terrible things.

    Me, I'm pretty sure I would have joined the Seminary.

    Follow-up encounters were nerve-racking to say the least.

    Eventually the amount of blood got smaller and smaller. To her credit, she was a trooper in teaching me how to not destroy her insides.

    Stale on
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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Sheri wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    I would just play that song on repeat on the way to school

    that and one day more from Les mis

    I've tried listening to stuff from Les Mis on and off but I have some trouble really getting into it

    Except Confrontation
    That one's awesome

    Have you seen it?

    we are on the same page here, sheri.

    Langly on
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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Sheri wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    I would just play that song on repeat on the way to school

    that and one day more from Les mis

    I've tried listening to stuff from Les Mis on and off but I have some trouble really getting into it

    Except Confrontation
    That one's awesome

    Have you seen it?

    No, I've never actually seen a Broadway musical, sadly
    I understand that I'm lacking a huge part of the experience

    Grey Ghost on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Langly wrote: »
    Guys my problem is that my dick is just too big.

    I also find that I am too handsome, and that I am too talented at most things.

    My life is sadness.

    Tell me about it

    Sheri on
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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    godammit

    every year I tell myself I'm going to keep up with forum battles

    every year I fail to

    and every year I regret not doing it later when someone posts an awesome video

    Zonugal's first entry was fucking classic this past one

    Was that the live action one with him punching a dude through the stomach or some such? I saw that one, and it was awesome.

    No that was Marcus

    this is Zonugal's first step into legend status
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-wN-Y7oToY

    #pipe on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    I would just play that song on repeat on the way to school

    that and one day more from Les mis

    I've tried listening to stuff from Les Mis on and off but I have some trouble really getting into it

    Except Confrontation
    That one's awesome

    Have you seen it?

    No, I've never actually seen a Broadway musical, sadly
    I understand that I'm lacking a huge part of the experience

    Yeah, like

    All of it

    Sheri on
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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Yeah most musical numbers have to be placed with the scene to have as much impact. El Tango is by itself a pretty neat cover but it's a little cluttered and confusing with not nearly as much power if you're not thinking of the scene while you listen.

    I've never watched Les Mis though, so dunno if that applies.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    this thread makes me happy you guys.

    just a bunch of pages of people bullshitting about whatever. Like the old days.

    I will agree with this

    no anger or anything

    just shooting the shit

    Raneados on
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