'Butt stuff' has a story behind it, though I'm not sure it's as entertaining to everyone else as it is to me
I liked this dude at college, and he and I had hung out a few times and made out at his place, etc. Nothing real interesting, but I was pretty interested in him. I was talking to a friend before band rehearsal one day, and she mentioned that she'd seen me with the guy (he was also in the music department, and everyone knows everyone in the department) and I'm like, 'Yeah, I think I'm really into him, he's really cute.' She looks at me sideways and goes, 'Well, just. . . be careful.' And I'm like, 'Uuuuuh why?' and she looks me straight in the eye and says, 'Well, he's into. . . you know. . . butt stuff.' And I just stared at her for a minute and went, 'Well, fuck. Nevermind.' And 'butt stuff' has been around ever since.
This is a fantastic story.
I like to refer to butt stuff as "the back of a Volkswagon" because I am a terrible nerd.
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'Butt stuff' has a story behind it, though I'm not sure it's as entertaining to everyone else as it is to me
I liked this dude at college, and he and I had hung out a few times and made out at his place, etc. Nothing real interesting, but I was pretty interested in him. I was talking to a friend before band rehearsal one day, and she mentioned that she'd seen me with the guy (he was also in the music department, and everyone knows everyone in the department) and I'm like, 'Yeah, I think I'm really into him, he's really cute.' She looks at me sideways and goes, 'Well, just. . . be careful.' And I'm like, 'Uuuuuh why?' and she looks me straight in the eye and says, 'Well, he's into. . . you know. . . butt stuff.' And I just stared at her for a minute and went, 'Well, fuck. Nevermind.' And 'butt stuff' has been around ever since.
This is a fantastic story.
I like to refer to butt stuff as "the back of a Volkswagon" because I am a terrible nerd.
Whenever someone mentions 'an uncomfortable place,' I make that reference
She was not a virgin, but after about 10 minutes we found that I was covered in blood.
She was not having her period.
Evidently I was larger than her vagina was accustomed to. Shit made me real gun shy for a while.
I'm pretty sure this would have traumatized me for life.
I really sucks if you poke the girl painfully and have to stop in the middle. I wouldn't want a little one but past a certain point too much is a real problem. It would be nice to just freestyle and not have to worry to much about hitting the firewall. Its hard to find a vag with depth that isn't too wide.
She was not a virgin, but after about 10 minutes we found that I was covered in blood.
She was not having her period.
Evidently I was larger than her vagina was accustomed to. Shit made me real gun shy for a while.
I'm pretty sure this would have traumatized me for life.
I really sucks if you poke the girl painfully and have to stop in the middle. I wouldn't want a little one but past a certain point too much is a real problem. It would be nice to just freestyle and not have to worry to much about hitting the firewall. Its hard to find a vag with depth that isn't too wide.
Yeah most musical numbers have to be placed with the scene to have as much impact. El Tango is by itself a pretty neat cover but it's a little cluttered and confusing with not nearly as much power if you're not thinking of the scene while you listen.
I've never watched Les Mis though, so dunno if that applies.
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She was not a virgin, but after about 10 minutes we found that I was covered in blood.
She was not having her period.
Evidently I was larger than her vagina was accustomed to. Shit made me real gun shy for a while.
one of the videos against zonugal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vwmsqvb5PA
This is a fantastic story.
I like to refer to butt stuff as "the back of a Volkswagon" because I am a terrible nerd.
It's true
She made it sound like he was going to spring it on me
Like we're all canoodling and then WAH-BAM BUTT STUFF
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I'm pretty sure this would have traumatized me for life.
Whenever someone mentions 'an uncomfortable place,' I make that reference
But 'butt stuff' rolls off the tongue better
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My understanding is that there are guys who do this.
I have definitely almost done this on accident.
Talk about a mood killer.
"Baby I swear I did not do it on purpose!"
Good thing we agree!
just a bunch of pages of people bullshitting about whatever. Like the old days.
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oh my god
Holy shit
She tried to make it into a compliment.
I did not follow this train of thought and simply started thinking of my penis as some kind of weapon of pussy-rending.
Yeah, this was always my problem
Brevity was never a problem
every year I tell myself I'm going to keep up with forum battles
every year I fail to
and every year I regret not doing it later when someone posts an awesome video
Zonugal's first entry was fucking classic this past one
At least you'd be safe in some sort of mutant or zombie apocalypse. Always armed and dangerous.
me toooo
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There's apparently money in that.
The internet is a foul den of the most terrible things.
Me, I'm pretty sure I would have joined the Seminary.
Classic doesn't do it Justice.
that and one day more from Les mis
I really sucks if you poke the girl painfully and have to stop in the middle. I wouldn't want a little one but past a certain point too much is a real problem. It would be nice to just freestyle and not have to worry to much about hitting the firewall. Its hard to find a vag with depth that isn't too wide.
Was that the live action one with him punching a dude through the stomach or some such? I saw that one, and it was awesome.
I've tried listening to stuff from Les Mis on and off but I have some trouble really getting into it
Except Confrontation
That one's awesome
Goddamnit Foolproof
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Really though, I think you need to see it to get into most of the music.
Personally, I think they nailed the best song right out of the gates.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0_hX7UCHJQ
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Have you seen it?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-wN-Y7oToY
I also find that I am too handsome, and that I am too talented at most things.
My life is sadness.
Follow-up encounters were nerve-racking to say the least.
Eventually the amount of blood got smaller and smaller. To her credit, she was a trooper in teaching me how to not destroy her insides.
we are on the same page here, sheri.
No, I've never actually seen a Broadway musical, sadly
I understand that I'm lacking a huge part of the experience
Tell me about it
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No that was Marcus
this is Zonugal's first step into legend status
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-wN-Y7oToY
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Yeah, like
All of it
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I've never watched Les Mis though, so dunno if that applies.
I will agree with this
no anger or anything
just shooting the shit