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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY CENTIPEDE DAMASCUS???

    you missed

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2010
    i dig boners

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
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    I understand this was a good series, but this first volume was so goddamned... dark? creepy? messed up? that I didn't buy any more volumes. I don't really look for that kind of stuff in my comix. I guessI should buy some more soon.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2010
    i've actually never read it, but i always admired the covers

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    yo I got this boner here I heard some people were lookin for some

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    what happens to girls with like A cups but huge faces

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    StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    calista flockhart is screwed

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    what happens to girls with like A cups but huge faces

    I get their phone numbers, and then promptly die due to biowarefare.

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Oh, hey, gas mask thread.

    Sup?

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    what happens to girls with like A cups but huge faces
    natural selection

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    what happens to girls with like A cups but huge faces
    natural selection

    I've never been called that before.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    A cups are delicious

    #pipe on
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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2010
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    what happens to girls with like A cups but huge faces

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    it's the worst when you sit down on the toilet and your man touches the water. now that

    that's dangerous

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    why would you not check before sitting down

    that would be what I would ask you

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    what do you mean check?

    check the length of my penis? check that there is water in the bowl?

    both of those things remain pretty standard, it's just more of a matter of paying attention

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    well I dunno how these things work

    I thought you were talking about the water being at a much higher level than it usually is

    which is a pretty standard warning sign for a clogged toilet

    in which case yeah you probably don't want your dick in that water

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    no no. just standard toilet level.

    weiner plopping, breaking the fresh surface of the water. even though that water is clean, that is proooooobably the most unsettling feeling I have felt.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    which brings up something else

    is the standard amount of water per flush in america the same as it is around the world?

    we've got 1.6Gpf/6Lpf ("gallons per flush" or "liters per flush"). what about you guys?

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    StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    You used to only be able to get low-flow toilets, because of EPA water conservation standard or something. But you can get comercial high flow bowls now.

    Either way, even with a low flow if its a wide & shallow bowl (oval seat instead of a round seat) you risk weiner diving.

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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Futore wrote: »
    which brings up something else

    is the standard amount of water per flush in america the same as it is around the world?

    we've got 1.6Gpf/6Lpf ("gallons per flush" or "liters per flush"). what about you guys?

    pfftt

    like we even worry about that stuff

    I have my toilet set on consta-flush

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
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    so much sexier

    HUDDA HUDDA HUNH

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    man

    I gotta admit

    this is something I never really thought about

    a body part hitting the toilet water when you sit down to do your business

    alien

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2010
    it's awful, too

    all like

    'floop'

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    futore is just trying to convince us that his dick is huge

    (it is working)

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    StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    It happens, and its ... gross. Heebie Jeebie gross.

    Almost as worse as when the water splashes up and gets you.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    (there's a song and everything, tdot)

    but wiener plops aren't all about size, they seem to be largely due to posture

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I'm pretty sure Futore has mentioned the monster penis before yes.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Viv, just imagine like

    you're puking right. and when you lean down, one of your tits accidentally dives in the bowl and plunk oh ewwww gross i didn't use the toilert yet but what if this water had leftovers in itttttt

    because you're puking topless i guess. i don't know.

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    StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Whhaaaa? o_O

    What are these magic jumping tits?

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I really do not understand how a wiener would ever dip into the toilet water unless you really want it to dip into the toilet water

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Futore wrote: »
    Viv, just imagine like

    you're puking right. and when you lean down, one of your tits accidentally dives in the bowl and plunk oh ewwww gross i didn't use the toilert yet but what if this water had leftovers in itttttt

    because you're puking topless i guess. i don't know.

    what the hell

    no this has never happened

    and probably won't ever happen

    because you lean your chest against the edge of the bowl

    you don't stoop over it and shove your titties into the mouth of it

    what

    and even if you didn't press them against and they did slip a big and hang over the toilet bow

    ain't no way they're going to touch no toilet water unless you have some G-cups or some banana boobs

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Dammit, Viv. You're ruining years of scientific theory.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    yes I am ruining it with SCIENCE!

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    American toilets are weird.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    accommodations must be made for banana boobs

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    maybe American toilets have really wide bowls because Americans are fat

    and lots of water to help flush down all the poo

    because they are fat

    and therefore poo a lot

    you know

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    yes I am ruining it with SCIENCE!

    bah

    your science is weak

    like a woman

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    viv I am just trying to relate to you and your big, floppy-floopy-titty condition

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    accommodations must be made for banana boobs

    I have seen them

    former roommate of mine

    her boobs were like

    deflated torpedoes

    they exist and I will never forget them

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