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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    maybe they have really wide bowls because Americans are fat

    and lots of water to help flushing down all the poo

    because they are fat

    and therefore poo a lot

    you know

    THIS COULD BE CONFIRMED IF YOU PEOPLE ANSWERED MY QUESTION ABOUT LITERS PER FLUSH

    geez.

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    StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    accommodations must be made for banana boobs

    I have seen them

    former roommate of mine

    her boobs were like

    deflated torpedoes

    they exist and I will never forget them

    gourd boobs

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    accommodations must be made for banana boobs

    I have seen them

    former roommate of mine

    her boobs were like

    deflated torpedoes

    banana boob bra/gasmask:
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Futore wrote: »
    viv I am just trying to relate to you and your big, floppy-floopy-titty condition

    well okay

    let me help you out

    my boobies have never, ever touched water that was in a toilet

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    accommodations must be made for banana boobs

    I have seen them

    former roommate of mine

    her boobs were like

    deflated torpedoes

    banana boob bra/gasmask:
    9fs66d.jpg

    this cracked me up :^:

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    oh my god Fari

    I am about to die laughing

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    american toilets aren't weird

    futore just doesn't know how to poop without dunking his dong

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    deflated torpedoes filled with water

    or something

    shudder

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    this just in

    futore poops on his own dong

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    StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    if thats how he poops I wonder how he enters a pool

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    do you like

    have to hold onto your dong while you poop

    in case it falls into the toilet water after you have pooped into it

    because if so that is horrifying

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    interesting. interesting. and fair enough.

    what have they touched?

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I think futore just keeps his wiener tucked back when he poops when everyone knows you untuck the wiener before squatting

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Futore wrote: »
    interesting. interesting. and fair enough.

    what have they touched?

    well right now they are touching the insides of two gas masks

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    do you like

    have to hold onto your dong while you poop

    in case it falls into the toilet water after you have pooped into it

    because if so that is horrifying

    lest it causes a poop water tsunami

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    gross gross gross

    oh my god

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    no i don't tuck my wiener. it goes up to my belly button.

    i thought it did this on its own but thank goodness #pipe told me about the whole belly lint business. now I know he's just along for the ride!

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    StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    poop water splashback is a valid fear

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    GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    well jeez I guess I got a baby dick cuz I have never had my dick touch toilet water, ever

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Futore wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    maybe they have really wide bowls because Americans are fat

    and lots of water to help flushing down all the poo

    because they are fat

    and therefore poo a lot

    you know

    THIS COULD BE CONFIRMED IF YOU PEOPLE ANSWERED MY QUESTION ABOUT LITERS PER FLUSH

    geez.

    In Australia the average is 2.2 litres per flush.

    #pipe on
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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    what if it dips in and he becomes aroused?!

    what does that say about a man?

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    natek wrote: »
    american toilets aren't weird

    futore just doesn't know how to poop without dunking his dong

    no no they are

    the water comes up SO HIGH and people have to actually plunge.

    I have never known a single person who needed to plunge a toilet in Australia who wasn't also a plumber.

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Occasionally, a dude will run into a toilet that happens to be very... compact. If you have to do an emergency drop, your dong is in danger of dropping in like Slim Pickens.

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    StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Dubh wrote: »
    Occasionally, a dude will run into a toilet that happens to be very... compact. If you have to do an emergency drop, your dong is in danger of dropping in like Slim Pickens.

    This is the reason airplane toilets scare me, and I'll hold it on a flight rather that squat on a plane.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    In Australia the average is 2.2 litres per flush.

    dang that is like so much less!!
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    well jeez I guess I got a baby dick cuz I have never had my dick touch toilet water, ever

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    yeah f'real I could never get used to american toilets.

    they are honestly super weird to me.

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    StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    As an American, I can say they're weird to us too. Nothing still beats a "home turf" BM, all toilets are different. Try buying a toilet seat sometime, different sizes, shapes, materials, colors, mounting brackets, etc.

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    why are they weird?

    you just sit, poop, then flush

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    GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    if having a baby wiener means I don't have to dip it in my own shit, then I'm fine

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    yeah f'real I could never get used to american toilets.

    they are honestly super weird to me.

    http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7mims_the-simpsons-australian-soil_shortfilms#23:45

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    natek wrote: »
    why are they weird?

    you just sit, poop, then flush
    #pipe wrote: »
    the water comes up SO HIGH and people have to actually plunge.

    I have never known a single person who needed to plunge a toilet in Australia who wasn't also a plumber.

    Also they use 6 litres per flush which is kind of outrageous

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Futore wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    yeah f'real I could never get used to american toilets.

    they are honestly super weird to me.

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    #pipe on
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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I have not had to plunge my house toilet in years and years

    and the flush on my toilet is not the water gushing flush like at some public places (which need that long, powerful flush because have you seen the people that poop in public places?!)

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    HAAAAAAAA HA.

    (damnit. it was from the simpsons australia episode. the clip where bart asks if the toilets flush backwards)

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    Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I have not used the butt sprayer on a Japanese toilet yet. There aren't any on the ones in my house, but the western style one does have warmed seats. My favorite feature, though, is the option of a small or big flush. Basically, small just switches out the water in the bowl while big actually clears the full tank. I always feel guilty flushing pee with an American 8 liter monster toilet, to it's kinda nice.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I hate American toilets.

    Using up too much water, causing too much splashing, easily jammed.

    It is that and red deli rock chips I miss when I leave the country.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    so what do australian toilets do that makes them not get clogged, exactly

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Swirl the other way.

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I have lived in the US my entire life, and have maybe clogged a toilet... three times in 26 years.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    so what do australian toilets do that makes them not get clogged, exactly

    There's no swirl in the toilet bowls here... all the water literally gets pulled to the bottom of the bowl and pushed out of it.

    I don't know why that makes them not clog... make it's because they flush with more force and less water so it pushes more things through?

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