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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    he doesn't feel like..women...are... people??

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Kastanj wrote: »
    I'm not allowed to have any opinions here. I don't know a damn thing about women or girls. Whether taken as a collective with a choice few traits and details shared in most of the population, or as individuals - I ain't got a clue. I don't feel like a human with regards to them, and they don't feel like humans to me. Basically, girls might as well not exist. I really wish that wasn't the case, but it is.

    I know it's "tough" and all to talk down to women and say that they secretly want to be dominated and not have to do any work, but that would just be some bitter wannabe-Nietzschean bullshit on my part. Whenever I think lowly of myself, I remember that I at least don't have to play misogynist on 4chan, and I pick up a bit.

    Post of the Willenium

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  • KastanjKastanj __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
    Feeling mistreated or 'cheated' on your due treatment as an 'eligible' man because some girls call you sweet might be a bit self-entitled. That's like assuming every girl looks down on sweet guys because they are not exciting, loud-mouthed or, well, non-sweet.

    I can 100 % understand the worry of being type-casted, especially by girls (people regularly call me "Einstein" because I know about newspaper subjects and know a few complicated words that I can't stop getting into conversations, despite my experience with the result) but unless your middle name is Giacomo or you are one of the luckier bastards, assuming all women are the same is not helping.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    long-winded post from a jailed account that mentions 4chan



    I know everything I need to know

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    how to talk to women:
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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    unintentional wrote: »
    he doesn't feel like..women...are... people??

    actually they are like mandrakes

    pull their hair and they shriek

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2010
    unintentional wrote: »
    he doesn't feel like..women...are... people??

    Are they really? I mean come on. Have you ever really loved a woman?

    To really love a woman
    To understand her - you gotta know it deep inside
    Hear every thought - see every dream
    N' give her wings - when she wants to fly
    Then when you find yourself lyin' helpless in her arms
    You know you really love a woman

    When you love a woman you tell her
    that she's really wanted
    When you love a woman you tell her that she's the one
    she needs somebody to tell her
    that it's gonna last forever
    So tell me have you ever really
    - really really ever loved a woman?

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    ok Einstein

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Beasteh wrote: »
    unintentional wrote: »
    he doesn't feel like..women...are... people??

    actually they are like mandrakes

    pull their hair and they shriek

    damn right they do

    :winky:

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Oh, so this isn't a power rangers thread? Ai ai ai!!

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  • marty_0001marty_0001 I am a file and you put documents in meRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    unintentional wrote: »
    he doesn't feel like..women...are... people??

    Women....are made of people!

    THEY ARE MADE OF PEOPLE!!!!!!!

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Klyka wrote: »
    unintentional wrote: »
    he doesn't feel like..women...are... people??

    Women....are people!

    THEY WERE PEOPLE ALL ALONG!!!

    No, according to that they are just furniture.

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Kastanj wrote: »
    Feeling mistreated or 'cheated' on your due treatment as an 'eligible' man because some girls call you sweet might be a bit self-entitled. That's like assuming every girl looks down on sweet guys because they are not exciting, loud-mouthed or, well, non-sweet.

    I can 100 % understand the worry of being type-casted, especially by girls (people regularly call me "Einstein" because I know about newspaper subjects and know a few complicated words that I can't stop getting into conversations, despite my experience with the result) but unless your middle name is Giacomo or you are one of the luckier bastards, assuming all women are the same is not helping.

    holy shit this is incredible

    get psychiatric help

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  • KastanjKastanj __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
    unintentional wrote: »
    he doesn't feel like..women...are... people??

    I don't feel some inter-human connection, really. like I said, I don't feel like I am a human to them, and they don't feel like humans to me. I used both phrasings precisely because I didn't want you people to act up.

    But this place is what it is.

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Back on beta-topic, I'm in a new concert band and now that I'm not easily in the top few musicians in my high school band it is neat playing harmony parts and not being in the top few sight-readers in the group. Concert next week woo

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Kastanj.

    What about....what about REAL DOLLS?
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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2010
    High-functioning autistic. Gotcha.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    If you haven't learned to properly socialize with others, especially the opposite sex, by the end of your teens you need help.

    Like

    A

    Giant

    Space

    Bullet

    To

    The

    Crotch

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    A giant silver bullet that is

    Ladies

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    is it sad that i know what thats from
    KITTY NOOOOOOOO

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Kastanj wrote: »
    unintentional wrote: »
    he doesn't feel like..women...are... people??

    I don't feel some inter-human connection, really. like I said, I don't feel like I am a human to them, and they don't feel like humans to me. I used both phrasings precisely because I didn't want you people to act up.

    But this place is what it is.

    Are you autistic/aspergers?

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Beasteh wrote: »
    is it sad that i know what thats from
    KITTY NOOOOOOOO


    No, it's not sad at all.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2010
    Fuck this thread. I'm going to go kill some zombies.

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Premise one: All women are people
    Premise two: All people are human
    conclusion: All women are human

    INTRO LOGIC CLASS, EVERYONE

    (yesterday we learned what a venn diagram is! :( )

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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Beasteh wrote: »
    Kastanj wrote: »
    Feeling mistreated or 'cheated' on your due treatment as an 'eligible' man because some girls call you sweet might be a bit self-entitled. That's like assuming every girl looks down on sweet guys because they are not exciting, loud-mouthed or, well, non-sweet.

    I can 100 % understand the worry of being type-casted, especially by girls (people regularly call me "Einstein" because I know about newspaper subjects and know a few complicated words that I can't stop getting into conversations, despite my experience with the result) but unless your middle name is Giacomo or you are one of the luckier bastards, assuming all women are the same is not helping.

    holy shit this is incredible

    get psychiatric help

    Hahahaha, he's just too smart for women. We get confused by big words and things that happen in newspapers.

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  • KastanjKastanj __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
    Klyka wrote: »
    Kastanj.

    What about....what about REAL DOLLS?

    You need to read my post again and stop acting like you have a reason to be offended. I said that my situation towards women can be seen in two ways - I don't feel like I am a human to them, and they don't feel like humans to me. I don't give either party a status as 'inferior' or 'subhuman' - I guess I wanted to express how alienated and lost I feel on the subject, but I forgot how people will happily launch themselves into blissful outrage and disgust the instant they can interpret their words in a way that will let them look down on others.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Holy Shit a girl!


    Everybody be cool! be cool..... be cooooooooooool....

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    women startle easy

    gotta lay down traps

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I have been the smoothest, flirtingest mother fucker this last week or two

    #pipe on
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    Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2010
    Kastanj wrote: »
    Klyka wrote: »
    Kastanj.

    What about....what about REAL DOLLS?

    You need to read my post again and stop acting like you have a reason to be offended. I said that my situation towards women can be seen in two ways - I don't feel like I am a human to them, and they don't feel like humans to me. I don't give either party a status as 'inferior' or 'subhuman' - I guess I wanted to express how alienated and lost I feel on the subject, but I forgot how people will happily launch themselves into blissful outrage and disgust the instant they can interpret their words in a way that will let them look down on others.

    No, it's ok, no need to carry on. You've convinced us. You are pretty clearly firmly on the autism spectrum.

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    tickle a woman under her chin in shallow water and she becomes limp and docile

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    VisionOfClarity wrote: »
    Beasteh wrote: »
    Kastanj wrote: »
    Feeling mistreated or 'cheated' on your due treatment as an 'eligible' man because some girls call you sweet might be a bit self-entitled. That's like assuming every girl looks down on sweet guys because they are not exciting, loud-mouthed or, well, non-sweet.

    I can 100 % understand the worry of being type-casted, especially by girls (people regularly call me "Einstein" because I know about newspaper subjects and know a few complicated words that I can't stop getting into conversations, despite my experience with the result) but unless your middle name is Giacomo or you are one of the luckier bastards, assuming all women are the same is not helping.

    holy shit this is incredible

    get psychiatric help

    Hahahaha, he's just too smart for women. We get confused by big words and things that happen in newspapers.

    Here, VoC, I know you can't comprehend what a newspaper is, but this might help

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    basically I think the simple english wikipedia is hilarious and everyone should read an article a day

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    VisionOfClarity wrote: »
    Beasteh wrote: »
    Kastanj wrote: »
    Feeling mistreated or 'cheated' on your due treatment as an 'eligible' man because some girls call you sweet might be a bit self-entitled. That's like assuming every girl looks down on sweet guys because they are not exciting, loud-mouthed or, well, non-sweet.

    I can 100 % understand the worry of being type-casted, especially by girls (people regularly call me "Einstein" because I know about newspaper subjects and know a few complicated words that I can't stop getting into conversations, despite my experience with the result) but unless your middle name is Giacomo or you are one of the luckier bastards, assuming all women are the same is not helping.

    holy shit this is incredible

    get psychiatric help

    Hahahaha, he's just too smart for women. We get confused by big words and things that happen in newspapers.

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    You are equipped with nice accoutrements.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    That sure is a long winded way of saying no woman will touch you and you've long since given up hope.

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    did you know there is a Lord of the Rings symphony

    there is

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  • KastanjKastanj __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
    VisionOfClarity wrote: »
    Hahahaha, he's just too smart for women. We get confused by big words and things that happen in newspapers.

    I said "PEOPLE regularly call me 'Einstein'". Both guys and girls are idiotically quick to label me some kooky savant because I know something about some stuff they don't - as if they couldn't possibly know something that I don't know. I'm sorry I left a possibility of a deeply offensive interpretation of my words.

    You can continue getting high on contemptuousness if you like. But I am not the sick in the head, just unhappy.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    unintentional wrote: »
    basically I think the simple english wikipedia is hilarious and everyone should read an article a day

    I read wiki for at least an hour a day. Western Culture and Civilization were my subjects yesterday.

    It gave me a boner.

    edit:

    Oh, simple English you said. Don't mind my post then.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Kastanj wrote: »
    VisionOfClarity wrote: »
    Hahahaha, he's just too smart for women. We get confused by big words and things that happen in newspapers.

    I said "PEOPLE regularly call me 'Einstein'". Both guys and girls are idiotically quick to label me some kooky savant because I know something about some stuff they don't - as if they couldn't possibly know something that I don't know. I'm sorry I left a possibility of a deeply offensive interpretation of my words.

    You can continue getting high on contemptuousness if you like.

    mimimimimimimi

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Jesus, this guy, man. This guy.

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