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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    this

    fucking

    guy

    Beasteh on
  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Yep, that labeling has nothing to do your complete lack of social skills. People are just so mean!

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Kastanj wrote: »
    Klyka wrote: »
    Kastanj.

    What about....what about REAL DOLLS?

    You need to read my post again and stop acting like you have a reason to be offended. I said that my situation towards women can be seen in two ways - I don't feel like I am a human to them, and they don't feel like humans to me. I don't give either party a status as 'inferior' or 'subhuman' - I guess I wanted to express how alienated and lost I feel on the subject, but I forgot how people will happily launch themselves into blissful outrage and disgust the instant they can interpret their words in a way that will let them look down on others.

    Nonono,you are getting me wrong.

    I mean, if women don't feel like people to you and real dolls are obviously not people....what does a real doll feel like to you?

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Just compare every girl you meet to your mother, that's perfectly healthy, right?

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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Klyka wrote: »
    Kastanj wrote: »
    Klyka wrote: »
    Kastanj.

    What about....what about REAL DOLLS?

    You need to read my post again and stop acting like you have a reason to be offended. I said that my situation towards women can be seen in two ways - I don't feel like I am a human to them, and they don't feel like humans to me. I don't give either party a status as 'inferior' or 'subhuman' - I guess I wanted to express how alienated and lost I feel on the subject, but I forgot how people will happily launch themselves into blissful outrage and disgust the instant they can interpret their words in a way that will let them look down on others.

    Nonono,you are getting me wrong.

    I mean, if women don't feel like people to you and real dolls are obviously not people....what does a real doll feel like to you?



    The cold, unforgiving emptiness of space?

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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    That sure is a long winded way of saying no woman will touch you and you've long since given up hope.

    Bad-Beat leave the man alone to his newspaper subjects

    Their rough, papery surface with ink pressed to his skin as he unwravels entire broadsheets around him is his only reprieve now

    Don't you dare ruin this for him.

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Well I have to go to school now

    hopefully this thread will be long and hilarious to read through when I get home

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2010
    Klyka wrote: »
    Kastanj wrote: »
    You need to read my post again and stop acting like you have a reason to be offended. I said that my situation towards women can be seen in two ways - I don't feel like I am a human to them, and they don't feel like humans to me. I don't give either party a status as 'inferior' or 'subhuman' - I guess I wanted to express how alienated and lost I feel on the subject, but I forgot how people will happily launch themselves into blissful outrage and disgust the instant they can interpret their words in a way that will let them look down on others.

    Nonono,you are getting me wrong.

    I mean, if women don't feel like people to you and real dolls are obviously not people....what does a real doll feel like to you?

    They're probably on par on level of conversation and social skills, anyway.

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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    We'll do our best.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Is Kastanj DE?AD's ghost of Christmas Future?

    @gatsby... ...huh?

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    2:37

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    every time i try to talk to a girl i just end up vomiting

    it's done wonders for my figure

    crwth on
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  • TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Kastanj wrote: »
    VisionOfClarity wrote: »
    Hahahaha, he's just too smart for women. We get confused by big words and things that happen in newspapers.

    I said "PEOPLE regularly call me 'Einstein'". Both guys and girls are idiotically quick to label me some kooky savant because I know something about some stuff they don't - as if they couldn't possibly know something that I don't know. I'm sorry I left a possibility of a deeply offensive interpretation of my words.

    You can continue getting high on contemptuousness if you like. But I am not the sick in the head, just unhappy.

    It seems clear that you are the only normal person on the planet, while everyone else(especially women!) are weird.

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  • jaziekjaziek Bad at everything And mad about it.Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    lostwords wrote: »
    Just compare every girl you meet to your mother, that's perfectly healthy, right?

    Buster_Bluth_arrested.jpg

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  • KastanjKastanj __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
    VisionOfClarity wrote: »
    Yep, that labeling has nothing to do your complete lack of social skills. People are just so mean!

    Actually, I can hold conversations just fine and is seen as polite and helpful. It's this board I am having trouble with.

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Kastanj wrote: »
    VisionOfClarity wrote: »
    Yep, that labeling has nothing to do your complete lack of social skills. People are just so mean!

    Actually, I can hold conversations just fine and is seen as polite and helpful. It's this board I am having trouble with.

    So you are a beta.

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    jaziek wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Just compare every girl you meet to your mother, that's perfectly healthy, right?

    Buster_Bluth_arrested.jpg

    i mean i love having sex with mother

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    jaziek wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Just compare every girl you meet to your mother, that's perfectly healthy, right?

    Buster_Bluth_arrested.jpg

    LOOSE SEAL

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Kastanj wrote: »
    VisionOfClarity wrote: »
    Yep, that labeling has nothing to do your complete lack of social skills. People are just so mean!

    Actually, I can hold conversations just fine and is seen as polite and helpful. It's this board I am having trouble with.

    perhaps you should leave

    Stale on
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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    just be like gob

    shred bread

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    unintentional wrote: »
    how to talk to women:
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    yesssssss

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  • LethardicusLethardicus Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I remember meeting a few people who were into that Pick Up Artist stuff. They'd go around and refer to things people would do or wear as "that's so Beta". I'm pretty sure calling something or referring to something as Beta makes you Beta.

    That said, "That's so Alpha"

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    have you ever imagined crayola w/ a woman

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Let my Alpha Male friend Ricardo the Seal Slayer handle it

    untitled%2011.bmp

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Lethardicus wrote: »
    I remember meeting a few people who were into that Pick Up Artist stuff. They'd go around and refer to things people would do or wear as "that's so Beta". I'm pretty sure calling something or referring to something as Beta makes you Beta.

    That said, "That's so Alpha"

    Stop being AFC, bro.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Beasteh wrote: »
    just be like gob

    shred bread

    I tried this last night but the slot was too thin for bread, no matter how much I smooched it :(

    On the bright side, deli pepperoni slices work fantastically!

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  • KastanjKastanj __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
    Klyka wrote: »
    Kastanj wrote: »
    VisionOfClarity wrote: »
    Yep, that labeling has nothing to do your complete lack of social skills. People are just so mean!

    Actually, I can hold conversations just fine and is seen as polite and helpful. It's this board I am having trouble with.

    So you are a beta.

    Yes, I thought that was what I clearly said. I don't blame myself or anyone else for my syndrome. I don't feel ashamed because I described how alienated I feel from a lot of people either. I never meant to say I feel girls are beneath or are mysterious on purpose or out of spitefulness. I don't have any assumptions about girls that you do not have, but this doesn't mean I am not neurologically impaired or that I can just feel as if I a have a connection to girls.

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  • LethardicusLethardicus Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Klyka wrote: »
    Lethardicus wrote: »
    I remember meeting a few people who were into that Pick Up Artist stuff. They'd go around and refer to things people would do or wear as "that's so Beta". I'm pretty sure calling something or referring to something as Beta makes you Beta.

    That said, "That's so Alpha"

    Stop being AFC, bro.

    :^|

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    lostwords wrote: »
    Beasteh wrote: »
    just be like gob

    shred bread

    I tried this last night but the slot was too thin for bread, no matter how much I smooched it :(

    On the bright side, deli pepperoni slices work fantastically!

    you...smooched...bread?

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Dawg, maybe you gay? I mean, nothing wrong with that, lots of fellas be sexy. Don't knock it till you've tried it

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Kastanj wrote: »
    Klyka wrote: »
    Kastanj wrote: »
    VisionOfClarity wrote: »
    Yep, that labeling has nothing to do your complete lack of social skills. People are just so mean!

    Actually, I can hold conversations just fine and is seen as polite and helpful. It's this board I am having trouble with.

    So you are a beta.

    Yes, I thought that was what I clearly said. I don't blame myself or anyone else for my syndrome. I don't feel ashamed because I described how alienated I feel from a lot of people either. I never meant to say I feel girls are beneath or are mysterious on purpose or out of spitefulness. I don't have any assumptions about girls that you do not have, but this doesn't mean I am not neurologically impaired or that I can just feel as if I a have a connection to girls.

    Ever had a sexual relationship?

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Kastanj wrote: »
    Klyka wrote: »
    Kastanj wrote: »
    VisionOfClarity wrote: »
    Yep, that labeling has nothing to do your complete lack of social skills. People are just so mean!

    Actually, I can hold conversations just fine and is seen as polite and helpful. It's this board I am having trouble with.

    So you are a beta.

    Yes, I thought that was what I clearly said. I don't blame myself or anyone else for my syndrome. I don't feel ashamed because I described how alienated I feel from a lot of people either. I never meant to say I feel girls are beneath or are mysterious on purpose or out of spitefulness. I don't have any assumptions about girls that you do not have, but this doesn't mean I am not neurologically impaired or that I can just feel as if I a have a connection to girls.

    you do speak to women daily right

    or do you shun contact with females

    what makes them different to men?

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Not only have I slept with Nino, but he's undressed me too!

    Stale on
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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    lostwords wrote: »
    Dawg, maybe you gay? I mean, nothing wrong with that, lots of fellas be sexy. Don't knock it till you've tried it

    COME OUT ALREADY

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Yeah, just flatten the bread by hand. I was trying to shred some cinnamon raisin bread, then dip them in a simple French toast batter to make French toast strips, but no dice

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    i would try using unleavened bread or chapatti/naan

    anything thin and delicious

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    Not only have I slept with Nino, but he's undressed me too!

    I would clean up after you any day :winky:

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  • KastanjKastanj __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
    Beasteh wrote: »
    Kastanj wrote: »
    Klyka wrote: »
    Kastanj wrote: »
    VisionOfClarity wrote: »
    Yep, that labeling has nothing to do your complete lack of social skills. People are just so mean!

    Actually, I can hold conversations just fine and is seen as polite and helpful. It's this board I am having trouble with.

    So you are a beta.

    Yes, I thought that was what I clearly said. I don't blame myself or anyone else for my syndrome. I don't feel ashamed because I described how alienated I feel from a lot of people either. I never meant to say I feel girls are beneath or are mysterious on purpose or out of spitefulness. I don't have any assumptions about girls that you do not have, but this doesn't mean I am not neurologically impaired or that I can just feel as if I a have a connection to girls.

    you do speak to women daily right

    or do you shun contact with females

    what makes them different to men?

    As far as I know and would be prepared to say, nothing at all, but my brain doesn't treat them that way. I can't for the life of me imagine being in an actual relationship with a girl, or even how to arrange for the possibility of one. Don't know how to befriend them either. I can talk to the few girls in the same age I encounter regularly without a hitch, though, but it feels a bit artificial. I'm never "huggy" with girls and don't have any in my circuits.

    Never been in love or felt any serious attraction, either. Thank goodness for that, at least.

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Are you guys talking in code about masturbating?

    Kastanj: Your age?

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    lostwords wrote: »
    Just compare every girl you meet to your mother, that's perfectly healthy, right?

    I compare every woman I meet to your mother too.

    They just don't live up



    You know, in bed.

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