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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn6jKGVxTbk
I love you.
<3<3
I do love hot sauce but I don't like the stuff that just burns my tongue instead of tasting like anything
Anywho. Sircaha is overrated. However, I do keep a bottle around in case I want some spicyish garlic ketchup.
I FAILED
I FAILED TO BURG UP FAST ENOUGH
FINISHING TIME: 32 minutes!
I could throw down a bunch of EXCUSES as to what happened
like fooding up all day
or the fact that they put american fucking cheese on it :x
THEY NEVER SAID THERE WAS CHEESE, LET ALONE AMERICAM SHITHOLE PLASTIC FUCK CHEESE
but the fact remains that I FAILED TO BURG FAST ENOUGH
in my shame i ordered a slice of key lime pie and cried into it as I ate it
they said afterward that next time i can substitute swiss cheese, so I can and will avenge myself
TOP OF THE PAGE
EVERYONE POINT AT LAUGH AT THE BABY THAT CANNOT EAT 3 POUNDS OF FOOD IN 30 MINUTES
i could totally do that
you should feel ashamed.
PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
I am completely ashamed
the guy tried to placate me by claiming I was
the skinniest dude to ever try
the closest to finishing that didn't win
the only guy to ever continue eating after time was called
and the only guy to ever order food after finishing the burger
but no
nothing can stop this guilt
today i lost
i am not used to losing
but.
you
are
a
LOSER
PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
they've seen me eat more
I blame me
and a baby eating capacity
:< i wish this face could make crying noises
this is you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nzrfjsYedM
PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
also Rane you're a disappointment to the growing up thread and to us
don't show your face in here until you can burg with the best
what that's it?
And to think I just dream of being at work.
"Think of it as Evolution in Action"
gotta train up my burgin' skills
or even better watch it the real world
My ex made me watch it.
I missed them.
Now I know why you're on my ignore list. Jesus Christ. Go to your room.
You can harumph all you like, mister!
My shop, Pip? 5:30.
it's
it's from the movie dear
Also Rane, don't feel about not being able to make yourself explode with burgers.
everyone else sucks at nice