I think when I played DotA I ended up talking to some girl a teammate of mine knew and it was like she was stuck in the internet of 5 years ago. With exactly that text style. It was horrid.
is this beer?? what is that smell. where's that music coming from?! why is that door shut! hello? hello? is anyone in there? are people having sex in here?? was there a lamp there? who knocked it over?? there's wasn't? where's my son? davey?? davey???
"hi i'm a posting convention predicated on the language of white maies, itself a construct designed to categorize phenomena & emulate noumena in a mode that most behooves the natural proclivities of the white male mind
hi i'm a woman who thinks that I am posting 'regularly' on the internet by posting like white males" -- yr gender studies teacher's puppet show (which is alternately juvenile and unsettling)
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just kidding i really don't have any personal investment in most gender studies issues at this point in my life, and definitely not higher-order ones like that
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if you think men only like women in the arts because they want to have sex with them then Kate Beaton would like a word with you on twitter.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
THAT VIDEO WAS A HIT IN 1999.
Satans..... hints.....
http://s19.photobucket.com/albums/b185/thelovelybastard/?action=view¤t=uterusjacks.gif
instead I found this: http://s497.photobucket.com/albums/rr337/Mizz----Princess/?start=20
I actually never learned my times tables
YOU BETTER NOT LET ME CATCH YOU IN THE STREET TALKING THAT SHIT
This post is highly amusing to me.
SteamID: Baroque And Roll
I never learned how to use a penis
THE 360 DEGREE HEAD.
FUCKING DEMONS MAN.
Satans..... hints.....
Instead of hitting on this awesome girl I had to try and convince a cab driver that he wasn't going to puke any more on the ride home.
BLAKE NO
BLAKE
like
didn't he beat the shit out of his girlfriend a bunch of times
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
oh, he'll make you see stars alright.
How, precisely, does one burgle a cock? I am more than a little curious.
hi i'm a woman who thinks that I am posting 'regularly' on the internet by posting like white males" -- yr gender studies teacher's puppet show (which is alternately juvenile and unsettling)
I love this post so much I want to take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.
I DON'T POST IN CAPS ON CAPS DAY.
LIKE HOW VAMPIRES IN BUFFY TAKE HALLOWEEN OFF.
Satans..... hints.....
IF I WANTED COMEBACK I'D WIPE IT OFF YOUR MOTHERS' CHINS
DO YOU WANNA GET ME PREGNANT
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I like it, especially for Viv.
EDIT: Hello, Sheri. How are you?
oh my god
SORRY.
Satans..... hints.....
who wants to make balloon doggies