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    WMain00WMain00 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    "Dogs are Smarter Than Cats"
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/8151924/Dogs-are-smarter-than-cats.html

    Oxford researchers discover what is obvious to anyone who has spent 5 minutes around a cat.

    Yes, but they spent several thousand pounds worth of your tax paying money to do it!

    Cunts.

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    WMain00 wrote: »
    I need someone to sit in my house tomorrow in case my copy of GT5 comes in the afternoon.

    I'm going to be EXTREMELY pissed if I miss it.

    Damn.... that just reminded me that I'm not sure if anybody is at my house to get my copy now. I might have to tell them to hold it at the local store.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    WMain00 wrote: »
    Ragnorok?

    ragnarok

    both as pronounced the same

    this isn't english

    the letters actually have some relation to the pronounciation of a word

    even our pronunciations are enjoying freedoms! USA! USA! USA!

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    "Dogs are Smarter Than Cats"
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/8151924/Dogs-are-smarter-than-cats.html

    Oxford researchers discover what is obvious to anyone who has spent 5 minutes around a cat.

    Bigger brains do not equate to more smarts.

    A vast number of dogs remain stupid as fuck compared to a vast number of cats.

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    AsharaxxAsharaxx Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    What's with the power metal mating calls going on here.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    "Dogs are Smarter Than Cats"
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/8151924/Dogs-are-smarter-than-cats.html

    Oxford researchers discover what is obvious to anyone who has spent 5 minutes around a cat.

    brain size is a bad way to determine intelligence. A very bad way. Crows for example are super fucking smart yet have tiny brains compared to their body size because their brains are wired differently.

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    LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Doonesbury seriously has the most unseemly faces, what is with that?

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Asharaxx wrote: »
    What's with the power metal mating calls going on here.

    tis mating season

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    "Dogs are Smarter Than Cats"
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/8151924/Dogs-are-smarter-than-cats.html

    Oxford researchers discover what is obvious to anyone who has spent 5 minutes around a cat.

    brain size is a bad way to determine intelligence. A very bad way. Crows for example are super fucking smart yet have tiny brains compared to their body size because their brains are wired differently.

    The moral of the story: Don't get your science from the fucking media.

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited November 2010
    It's not so much the size as the surface area.

    That's what all those folds on the brain are for.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    but anyway yeah social animals tend to be smarter because they need to. social interactions be complicated yo.

    Except for crows, who need the intelligence to trick each other and steal from each other.

    Crows are awesome. I want one.

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    sweden and us are making a new self-propelled artillery piece to replace the ancient M109s

    only thing bad about it is that they're calling it ARCHER

    why english?

    I bet my ass we could find some rad thing from norse mythology to call it

    I vote for RAGNARÖK.

    In a heavy metal font.

    RÅGNÄRØK

    Needs to be more metal, also in old Germanic, which should help exports to Aryan nations
    :winky:

    this ain't germany

    runes, please

    I thought Norwegian was descended from old Germanic as well!

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Echo wrote: »
    It's not so much the size as the surface area.

    That's what all those folds on the brain are for.

    There's also what they're used for. A cat has less brain area for social skills, very possibly, but that doesn't eliminate the parts of their brain used for other sorts of problem solving.

    Mostly cats use their brains to control your mind.

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    LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    b9a7b310d41c012d63f600163e41dd5b

    Look at that last panel, that is the art of someone who only ever got a brief description of what human faces or displays of emotion look like.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Today's Special: Severe arthritis pain and a migraine with a side order of the flu.

    thank the white christ i still have some fiorinal kickin' around

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Give a crow a test tube with food at the bottom and a piece of metal wire, and it'll look at it for a few seconds, then bend the metal wire to form a hook then fish out the food even if it has no experience with the properties of metal wire or test tubes

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Getting tired of listening to my radiator creak

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Give a crow a test tube with food at the bottom and a piece of metal wire, and it'll look at it for a few seconds, then bend the metal wire to form a hook then fish out the food even if it has no experience with the properties of metal wire or test tubes

    crows are awesome

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    sweden and us are making a new self-propelled artillery piece to replace the ancient M109s

    only thing bad about it is that they're calling it ARCHER

    why english?

    I bet my ass we could find some rad thing from norse mythology to call it

    I vote for RAGNARÖK.

    In a heavy metal font.

    RÅGNÄRØK

    Needs to be more metal, also in old Germanic, which should help exports to Aryan nations
    :winky:

    this ain't germany

    runes, please

    I thought Norwegian was descended from old Germanic as well!

    ragnarok is in the old norse form anyway

    or, well, add an r

    ragnarokr

    there

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited November 2010
    Leitner wrote: »
    b9a7b310d41c012d63f600163e41dd5b

    Look at that last panel, that is the art of someone who only ever got a brief description of what human faces or displays of emotion look like.

    The last panel makes it look like a fun game.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    it would be neat to learn swedish, but the tones scare me

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited November 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    ragnarok is in the old norse form anyway

    or, well, add an r

    ragnarokr

    there

    Icelandic 101: Add -ur to random words

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Give a crow a test tube with food at the bottom and a piece of metal wire, and it'll look at it for a few seconds, then bend the metal wire to form a hook then fish out the food even if it has no experience with the properties of metal wire or test tubes

    crows are awesome

    also, pretty

    crow_begging.jpg

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    "Dogs are Smarter Than Cats"
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/8151924/Dogs-are-smarter-than-cats.html

    Oxford researchers discover what is obvious to anyone who has spent 5 minutes around a cat.

    brain size is a bad way to determine intelligence. A very bad way. Crows for example are super fucking smart yet have tiny brains compared to their body size because their brains are wired differently.

    I didn't read the actual study, but they didn't just measure volume, say that dogs are larger than cats and call it a day. That would be retarded. They went and looked at brain size over time of many many animals, not just dogs, and came up with clear trends to compare intelligence and brain size internally for each species.

    Now, how they drew the connection between dogs and cats? I have no idea and I don't really care because it confirms what I know in my gut. That cats are dumb and people who like cats are even dumber.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Give a crow a test tube with food at the bottom and a piece of metal wire, and it'll look at it for a few seconds, then bend the metal wire to form a hook then fish out the food even if it has no experience with the properties of metal wire or test tubes

    Also some are pirates.

    http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/terry-the-talking-raven/

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    it would be neat to learn swedish, but the tones scare me

    don't worry about it

    although, absolutely everything you say would sound absolutely hilarious

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Asgardr
    Heimdallr

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2010
    Asharaxx wrote: »
    What's with the power metal mating calls going on here.

    the forum hit scandinavian critical mass

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited November 2010
    Cats don't think a thrown tennis ball is the pinnacle of civilization.

    I rest my case.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    it would be neat to learn swedish, but the tones scare me

    don't worry about it

    although, absolutely everything you say would sound absolutely hilarious

    I'm used to that

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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    pretty sure it's neural connections and not size that matters

    otherwise whales would be fucking geniuses

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    "Dogs are Smarter Than Cats"
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/8151924/Dogs-are-smarter-than-cats.html

    Oxford researchers discover what is obvious to anyone who has spent 5 minutes around a cat.

    brain size is a bad way to determine intelligence. A very bad way. Crows for example are super fucking smart yet have tiny brains compared to their body size because their brains are wired differently.

    I didn't read the actual study, but they didn't just measure volume, say that dogs are larger than cats and call it a day. That would be retarded. They went and looked at brain size over time of many many animals, not just dogs, and came up with clear trends to compare intelligence and brain size internally for each species.

    Now, how they drew the connection between dogs and cats? I have no idea and I don't really care because it confirms what I know in my gut. That cats are dumb and people who like cats are even dumber.

    The text of the article doesn't say anything about intelligence, it talks about social behavior.

    Looks like an attention-grabbing headline with little relevance to the source material. In other words, typical science reporting.

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    pretty sure it's neural connections and not size that matters

    otherwise whales would be fucking geniuses

    size compared to body mass, of course

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    it would be neat to learn swedish, but the tones scare me

    "flicka" is girl

    and "smorgas" is an open-faced sandwich

    and "appul" is apple

    and i also knew how to say "i love you" but forgot

    (i dated a swedish girl for a few months)

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    The text of the article doesn't say anything about intelligence, it talks about social behavior.

    Looks like an attention-grabbing headline with little relevance to the source material. In other words, typical science reporting.

    Yep.

    They even put it in "We're fucking with you" quotes.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    it would be neat to learn swedish, but the tones scare me

    don't worry about it

    although, absolutely everything you say would sound absolutely hilarious

    I'm used to that

    also if you ask someone how to say a word they'll repeat the word back to you in the exact same way and you'll say it again and they'll say it the right way again and you'll spend all day like that

    was at a stand-up with an australian guy who claimed this

    even after being made aware that we do this, we all of course did just that

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    WMain00WMain00 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    My spelling of Ragnarok was a typo.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    what is the deal with open faced sandwiches, scandinavia

    they are not edible as delivered

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    what is the deal with open faced sandwiches, scandinavia

    they are not edible as delivered

    They're just too cheap to pay for the other half of the sandwich.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    it would be neat to learn swedish, but the tones scare me

    don't worry about it

    although, absolutely everything you say would sound absolutely hilarious

    I'm used to that

    also if you ask someone how to say a word they'll repeat the word back to you in the exact same way and you'll say it again and they'll say it the right way again and you'll spend all day like that

    was at a stand-up with an australian guy who claimed this

    even after being made aware that we do this, we all of course did just that

    you do!

    it's your fucking vowels that's the problem

    "No it's 'ooooo' not 'ooooo' "

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