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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    four times

    buy a second bed

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    it is like "here is an almost-sandwich that would be 3000x more convenient to eat with a second piece of bread, which we won't add"

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited November 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    it is like "here is an almost-sandwich that would be 3000x more convenient to eat with a second piece of bread, which we won't add"

    Would that make a hamburger between two grilled cheese sandwiches 12000x as convenient?

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    five times

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited November 2010
    where do you guys even find out about these nonsensical internet controversies

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2010
    are you being snide, winky?

    she is a 15 year old who writes books enjoyed by like nine year olds

    also, i saw the avatar the last airbender movie and that seemed like it was written by a 15 year old

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2010
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    where do you guys even find out about these nonsensical internet controversies

    mostly here

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    it is like "here is an almost-sandwich that would be 3000x more convenient to eat with a second piece of bread, which we won't add"

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    okay

    jeans are getting tight

    i am enrolled in schools again for real official moving in january

    and i am broke.

    i guess it's time to start exercising and crying.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    where do you guys even find out about these nonsensical internet controversies

    Well my googling for the name came up with the Encyclopedia Dramatica. Which seems to be a resource for all of the fucking retarded shit on the net.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Echo wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    it is like "here is an almost-sandwich that would be 3000x more convenient to eat with a second piece of bread, which we won't add"

    Would that make a hamburger between two grilled cheese sandwiches 12000x as convenient?

    wut

    no

    that would probably just create a big mess

    not unlike the big mess an un-closed sandwich creates

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    LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    it is like "here is an almost-sandwich that would be 3000x more convenient to eat with a second piece of bread, which we won't add"

    You place thumb and forefinger on the opposite crusts, slide a couple fingers under it, then eat.

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Man, I stayed up pretty late playing Poker Night at the Inventory. It's just a Poker game, but adding those neurotic personalities to the other players makes it way more fun than some generic Poker app.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2010
    Honk wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    it is like "here is an almost-sandwich that would be 3000x more convenient to eat with a second piece of bread, which we won't add"

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    that stuff doesn't really count as bread

    it is tasty though

    i used to eat loads of it when i was in greenland

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited November 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    it is like "here is an almost-sandwich that would be 3000x more convenient to eat with a second piece of bread, which we won't add"

    Would that make a hamburger between two grilled cheese sandwiches 12000x as convenient?

    wut

    no

    that would probably just create a big mess

    not unlike the big mess an un-closed sandwich creates

    Just look how convenient!

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    Leitner wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    it is like "here is an almost-sandwich that would be 3000x more convenient to eat with a second piece of bread, which we won't add"

    You place thumb and forefinger on the opposite crusts, slide a couple fingers under it, then eat.

    I prefer food to direct itself to me

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    it is like "here is an almost-sandwich that would be 3000x more convenient to eat with a second piece of bread, which we won't add"

    1. Are you retarded or do you have severe brain problems? I bet you really struggle with pizza. Or do you put another pizza on top of it?

    2. it limits the amount of non-bread goodness you can put on it. The maximum size is how much you're able to open your mouth, adding another slice of bread severely limits the goodness

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    where do you guys even find out about these nonsensical internet controversies

    Well my googling for the name came up with the Encyclopedia Dramatica. Which seems to be a resource for all of the fucking retarded shit on the net.

    and ED is also mind-searingly retarded in and of itself

    like a retarded snake eating its own retarded tail

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited November 2010
    Leitner wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    it is like "here is an almost-sandwich that would be 3000x more convenient to eat with a second piece of bread, which we won't add"

    You place thumb and forefinger on the opposite crusts, slide a couple fingers under it, then eat.

    Thank god, someone wrote a manual.

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    But it is bread!

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited November 2010
    Honk wrote: »
    But it is bread!

    Hush, he just installed the wheels on those goalposts. Let him have his fun.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    like, if the meal takes more than one utensil, I just throw it out and pick up some mcdonalds

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    ryvita is pretty ok

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    never had a slice of bread in a restaurant, it would be like getting a snickers bar still in the paper for dessert

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2010
    Echo wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    But it is bread!

    Hush, he just installed the wheels on those goalposts. Let him have his fun.

    it's a cracker!

    how can you guys even consider that stuff bread? it's not even baked in a loaf

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    like, if the meal takes more than one utensil, I just throw it out and pick up some mcdonalds

    it requires one hand

    that is not a utensil unless you're a double amputee

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Echo wrote: »

    Just look how convenient!

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    is that from McDonalds

    it looks like it is probably called the McPickMeUp or the McFinalSolution

    the McTurdOnEgg

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    i am currently under the influence of legally prescribed narcotics

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    Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    where do you guys even find out about these nonsensical internet controversies

    Well my googling for the name came up with the Encyclopedia Dramatica. Which seems to be a resource for all of the fucking retarded shit on the net.

    and ED is also mind-searingly retarded in and of itself

    like a retarded snake eating its own retarded tail

    The amount of anal documentation on ED is stunning. Like I can't even imagine being that obsessed with cataloguing other people's internet drama.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    i am currently under the influence of legally prescribed narcotics

    don't bust up any furniture that at the time you thought was a guy, bro

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited November 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    i am currently under the influence of legally prescribed narcotics

    Oh right, time for my vampire pills.

    Mmm, doxycycline. Washing it down with some ephedrine and bromhexine.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    where do you guys even find out about these nonsensical internet controversies

    Well my googling for the name came up with the Encyclopedia Dramatica. Which seems to be a resource for all of the fucking retarded shit on the net.

    and ED is also mind-searingly retarded in and of itself

    like a retarded snake eating its own retarded tail

    The amount of anal documentation on ED is stunning. Like I can't even imagine being that obsessed with cataloguing other people's internet drama.

    I'm kinda glad about that because imagine the shit those people would be up to if they didn't have an OCD project to work on.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    where do you guys even find out about these nonsensical internet controversies

    Well my googling for the name came up with the Encyclopedia Dramatica. Which seems to be a resource for all of the fucking retarded shit on the net.

    and ED is also mind-searingly retarded in and of itself

    like a retarded snake eating its own retarded tail

    The amount of anal documentation on ED is stunning. Like I can't even imagine being that obsessed with cataloguing other people's internet drama.

    every article seems to be dominanted by some internet showdown between raging nerds on some now-extinct forum several years ago.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    encyclopedia dramatica is the top listing for "encyclopedia", britannica is third

    bad sign, I guess

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    It's the best bread Will.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    like, if the meal takes more than one utensil, I just throw it out and pick up some mcdonalds

    it requires one hand

    that is not a utensil unless you're a double amputee

    I can eat three big macs with just my mouth and an inclined plane

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Vicodin is making this the best work week ever.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    encyclopedia dramatica is the top listing for "encyclopedia", britannica is third

    bad sign, I guess

    Britannica is awful and always has been. They were using pre-WWII population figures for Warsaw into the 60's.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The open-faced sandwich also has a history differing from that of the true sandwich, having originated between the 6th and 16th centuries, with stale slices of bread used as plates called "Trenchers" (whereas its relative, the modern sandwich, traces its roots to the Earl of Sandwich instead)
    differing from that of the true sandwich
    the true sandwich


    true sandwich

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    WMain00WMain00 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    ryvita is fucking awesome.

    Love the stuff. Goes well with EVERYTHING!

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