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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
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    Echo wrote: »
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    sweden and us are making a new self-propelled artillery piece to replace the ancient M109s

    only thing bad about it is that they're calling it ARCHER

    why english?

    I bet my ass we could find some rad thing from norse mythology to call it

    I vote for RAGNARÖK.

    In a heavy metal font.

    RÅGNÄRØK

    Needs to be more metal, also in old Germanic, which should help exports to Aryan nations
    :winky:

    this ain't germany

    runes, please

    I thought Norwegian was descended from old Germanic as well!

    ragnarok is in the old norse form anyway

    or, well, add an r

    ragnarokr

    there

    I have exhausted my non existent knowledge of old Norse, so will accept your point

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    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    "open-faced sandwich" is the thing that annoys me most about the english language and english-speaking culture.

    It's a slice of bread. with something on top.

    We call it a slice of bread. Or bread. Or a slice. A slice of bread with something on top if we're feeling fancy.

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    Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    pretty sure it's neural connections and not size that matters

    otherwise whales would be fucking geniuses

    size compared to body mass, of course

    I feel like this correlation is only true to an extent though. Like it doesn't take an elephant 30 times the brain power to take a step than it does me, just because he's 30 times bigger.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Man, I never realized how proud trolls can be about the fact that they're trolls.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    what is the deal with open faced sandwiches, scandinavia

    they are not edible as delivered

    yuo have to give up on eating them with your fingers. smorgas are a knife and fork affair

    the danish load them up with huge dollups of mayonnaise and like pickles or herring too

    ugh

    fucking danes

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    "open-faced sandwich" is the thing that annoys me most about the english language and english-speaking culture.

    It's a slice of bread. with something on top.

    We call it a slice of bread. Or bread. Or a slice. A slice of bread with something on top if we're feeling fancy.

    American English is a sticky morass of word association. It's a fairly contemptible part of our marketing-orienting culture.

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited November 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    what is the deal with open faced sandwiches, scandinavia

    they are not edible as delivered

    But at least we only need two syllables to say it!

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    Man, I never realized how proud trolls can be about the fact that they're trolls.

    cool story bro

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2010
    also

    a "smorgas" is a piece of bread with stuff on it

    but if you toast the bread

    then it's "toost"

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    what is the deal with open faced sandwiches, scandinavia

    they are not edible as delivered

    yuo have to give up on eating them with your fingers. smorgas are a knife and fork affair

    the danish load them up with huge dollups of mayonnaise and like pickles or herring too

    ugh

    fucking danes

    do you have palsy or something

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    "open-faced sandwich" is the thing that annoys me most about the english language and english-speaking culture.

    It's a slice of bread. with something on top.

    We call it a slice of bread. Or bread. Or a slice. A slice of bread with something on top if we're feeling fancy.

    sure, whatever

    how do you eat it

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
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    are those fucking caper berries?

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited November 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    yuo have to give up on eating them with your fingers. smorgas are a knife and fork affair

    Allow me to help:

    macka.jpg

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    a slice of bread with stuff on it = a slice of bread with stuff on it, a slice of bread for short

    toasted bread with stuff on it = toasted bread with stuff on it, toasted bread for short

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    Guys is Gloria Tesch for real?

    She can't be for real.

    She can't.

    what, a plain-looking girl who likes D&D?

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    WMain00WMain00 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Can anyone recommend good strategy video games that are similar to Risk? (conquest of nations, armies etc etc).

    Other than the Total War series.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    "open-faced sandwich" is the thing that annoys me most about the english language and english-speaking culture.

    It's a slice of bread. with something on top.

    We call it a slice of bread. Or bread. Or a slice. A slice of bread with something on top if we're feeling fancy.

    sure, whatever

    how do you eat it

    you hold it

    make sure not to flip it over (this is the tricky part. Make sure that the part with the cheese and shit faces the sky!)

    then you just go wild with your mouth on it

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    what is the deal with open faced sandwiches, scandinavia

    they are not edible as delivered

    yuo have to give up on eating them with your fingers. smorgas are a knife and fork affair

    the danish load them up with huge dollups of mayonnaise and like pickles or herring too

    ugh

    fucking danes

    do you have palsy or something

    you guys have taken the sandwich

    and eliminated the convenience

    gg

    like, take that thing that you posted. can you imagine taking more than one bite while holding it before that fucker collapses into your lap?

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    Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Fuck ya'll, open-faced sandwiches are delicious

    and I will keep calling them open-faced sandwiches and not any of your unamerican junk

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    what is the deal with open faced sandwiches, scandinavia

    they are not edible as delivered

    yuo have to give up on eating them with your fingers. smorgas are a knife and fork affair

    the danish load them up with huge dollups of mayonnaise and like pickles or herring too

    ugh

    fucking danes
    sounds delicious

    Nerdgasmic on
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Echo wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    yuo have to give up on eating them with your fingers. smorgas are a knife and fork affair

    Allow me to help:

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    This is why the second piece of bread was added.


    So you don't get the stuff on the first piece of bread all over your hands.

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Echo wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    yuo have to give up on eating them with your fingers. smorgas are a knife and fork affair

    Allow me to help:

    macka.jpg

    ANARCHY

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    what is the deal with open faced sandwiches, scandinavia

    they are not edible as delivered

    yuo have to give up on eating them with your fingers. smorgas are a knife and fork affair

    the danish load them up with huge dollups of mayonnaise and like pickles or herring too

    ugh

    fucking danes

    do you have palsy or something

    you guys have taken the sandwich

    and eliminated the convenience

    gg

    like, take that thing that you posted. can you imagine taking more than one bite while holding it before that fucker collapses into your lap?

    we didn't take the sandwich and do anything

    that is retarded

    a slice of bread with something on top is the most basic form

    that's like calling water unsoup

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited November 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    like, take that thing that you posted. can you imagine taking more than one bite while holding it before that fucker collapses into your lap?

    That's from a restaurant. You don't exactly grab things with your hands there.

    Well, at least not in Scandinavia.

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    WMain00 wrote: »
    Can anyone recommend good strategy video games that are similar to Risk? (conquest of nations, armies etc etc).

    Other than the Total War series.

    Civilization?

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I am off to brave the silly weather and the silly city folk who are afraid of it. I may have an affair with a yeti before I get back with some new layers to wear. Take care folks.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Fuck ya'll, open-faced sandwiches are delicious

    and I will keep calling them open-faced sandwiches and not any of your unamerican junk

    sandwiches involve too much bread

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited November 2010
    This is why the second piece of bread was added.


    So you don't get the stuff on the first piece of bread all over your hands.

    Well, he's holding it vertically for whatever reason. People with some basic balance and spatial awareness have no problems.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    my cat seems awfully territorial about this new bed

    she's kicked the other cat off of it like three times in the past day

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    WMain00WMain00 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    WMain00 wrote: »
    Can anyone recommend good strategy video games that are similar to Risk? (conquest of nations, armies etc etc).

    Other than the Total War series.

    Civilization?

    Eh, Civ sort of annoys me for how slow it can be to start off with.

    Even ramping it to a modern era, it would take me x amount of turns before i'd be able to make a suitable army.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2010
    your smorgas is the vestigial ancestor of the mighty modern sandwich

    it's like discovering defenseless flightless birds on the galopogos

    interesting perhaps from an evolutionary point of view

    but not viable in the modern world

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    toost mit stoof on

    is probably how you would say it in Dutch

    Dutch is just English with the vowels all said funny

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited November 2010
    I'm eating a slice of open-faced pizza.

    With one hand.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    if this world tree's a-ragnarockin', don't come a-knockin'

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    I don't even put anything on the bread, I just eat it as is. I am that hard.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    what is the deal with open faced sandwiches, scandinavia

    they are not edible as delivered

    yuo have to give up on eating them with your fingers. smorgas are a knife and fork affair

    the danish load them up with huge dollups of mayonnaise and like pickles or herring too

    ugh

    fucking danes
    sounds delicious

    your white side is over-asserting itself nerd

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    four times

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    I bet you guys put bleach on sandwiches


    call them "mitfruunderstraagf"

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    Guys is Gloria Tesch for real?

    She can't be for real.

    She can't.

    what, a plain-looking girl who likes D&D?

    http://www.maradonia.com/

    Look her up on encycopedia drammatica.

    Alleged excerpt from her book:
    maradonia1.jpg

    And more:
    http://community.livejournal.com/antishurtugal/318922.html

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