The new forums will be named Coin Return (based on the most recent vote)! You can check on the status and timeline of the transition to the new forums here.
The Guiding Principles and New Rules document is now in effect.

Comic for December 29, 2010

The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, OmeganautRegistered User, ClubPA regular
edited December 2010 in Social Entropy++
Aww man, not another political comic.

1139832942_zg5nR-L.jpg

BLM - ACAB
The Geek on
«13

Posts

  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    every board game ever dot jay peg

    TheySlashThem on
  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    yesssssssssssssssss

    august on
  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited December 2010
    dear this comic

    mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    love

    drunk whippy

    Whippy on
  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    lol nerd joke

    Franko on
  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    oscar wilde!!

    Randall_Flagg on
  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I smiled.

    facetious on
    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Should have been playing Axis & Allies.

    Tonkka on
    Steam: evilumpire Battle.net: T0NKKA#1588 PS4: T_0_N_N_K_A Twitter Shirts and such HELP!
  • ThreadbareSockThreadbareSock Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    ThreadbareSock on
  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Also: Happy birthday to The Geek.

    Tonkka on
    Steam: evilumpire Battle.net: T0NKKA#1588 PS4: T_0_N_N_K_A Twitter Shirts and such HELP!
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    My dice seem to roll better for me as DM than as a player, personally speaking.

    DarkPrimus on
  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Highly relevant.

    It is never not relevant.

    facetious on
    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    My dice seem to roll better for me as DM than as a player, personally speaking.

    Well yeah, you have that screen in front of you.

    Tonkka on
    Steam: evilumpire Battle.net: T0NKKA#1588 PS4: T_0_N_N_K_A Twitter Shirts and such HELP!
  • pgn674pgn674 Registered User new member
    edited December 2010
    The chance to role three 1s with three dice is 1/216, or 0.463%. The chance to do that twice in a row is 1/46656, or 0.0021%. This is the same chance for rolling six 1s with six dice. If you role six dice 32,340 times, you will more likely than not roll all 1s at least once. If you roll three dice 363 times, you will probably roll three ones at any point at least twice (not necessarily twice in a row).

    As for how many times you would need to roll three dice to likely get three 1s twice in a row; that's a little more difficult to figure out. Hmm, an ordered list of n items has n-1 in-a-row pairs. So, if I'm thinking this through right, you would need to roll three dice 32,341 times to probably get three 1s twice in a row. Maybe. But, if you roll, say, three 2s then three 3s, the next roll is already doomed. Even if it was three 1s, it would not satisfy the twice in a row stipulation, as the first part of the pair of rolls was already not three 1s; it was three 3s. I'm not sure if that changes things. Are the "three 2s then three 3s" and "three 3s then three 1s" pairs entirely separate? Do they need to be?

    And the quote that is referenced seems to be this one:
    "To lose one parent, Mr Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness."
    Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest

    pgn674 on
  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    It occurs to me that not everyone automatically knew the quote.

    This saddens me.

    facetious on
    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Tonkka wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    My dice seem to roll better for me as DM than as a player, personally speaking.

    Well yeah, you have that screen in front of you.

    Cute, but I'm known among my players as being very honest about my rolls. I've had plenty of bad spells as well as DM. Come to think about it, maybe I don't pay as much attention to when I'm rolling badly as DM, since when you're doing badly as a player you aren't accomplishing anything, when you're DMing you are still entertaining everyone.

    DarkPrimus on
  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    pgn674 wrote: »
    The chance to role three 1s with three dice is 1/216, or 0.463%. The chance to do that twice in a row is 1/46656, or 0.0021%. This is the same chance for rolling six 1s with six dice. If you role six dice 32,340 times, you will more likely than not roll all 1s at least once. If you roll three dice 363 times, you will probably roll three ones at any point at least twice (not necessarily twice in a row).

    As for how many times you would need to roll three dice to likely get three 1s twice in a row; that's a little more difficult to figure out. Hmm, an ordered list of n items has n-1 in-a-row pairs. So, if I'm thinking this through right, you would need to roll three dice 32,341 times to probably get three 1s twice in a row. Maybe. But, if you roll, say, three 2s then three 3s, the next roll is already doomed. Even if it was three 1s, it would not satisfy the twice in a row stipulation, as the first part of the pair of rolls was already not three 1s; it was three 3s. I'm not sure if that changes things. Are the "three 2s then three 3s" and "three 3s then three 1s" pairs entirely separate? Do they need to be?

    And the quote that is referenced seems to be this one:
    "To lose one parent, Mr Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness."
    Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest

    NERD

    Tonkka on
    Steam: evilumpire Battle.net: T0NKKA#1588 PS4: T_0_N_N_K_A Twitter Shirts and such HELP!
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I've rolled three ones twice in a row before.

    Also Rolled three twenties in a row and killed a black dragon once.

    Uriel on
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    oscar wilde!!

    Hacksaw on
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    halfbirthdaycomic

    Kusuguttai on
  • TiBTiB Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Kiko has the pompest pompadour

    TiB on
    SatW.jpg
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    3d6 is pretty common in warmachine.

    It's a boosted attack roll there, I imagine.

    Man that is two focus down the drain.

    Uriel on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I roll pretty badly in most boardgames

    but Risk?

    in Risk I roll fire and thunder

    Raneados on
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I can't wait to read the post for this comic.

    I want mike and jerry to do a battle report of one of their warmachine matches.

    I don't get to play the game enough myself, so I must live vicariously through them.

    Uriel on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    I roll pretty badly in most boardgames

    but Risk?

    in Risk I roll fire and thunder

    shit yes I love risk

    from south america shall I rain blood across all the earth

    TheySlashThem on
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I want some of those dice just because the guy is so enthusiastic.

    Uriel on
  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    oscar wilde!!

    YaYa on
  • BlackDoveBlackDove Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    This is Wilde's reference to parents right? To be without one parent, blah, but to be without two = carelessness?

    From Importance of being Earnest?

    Or am I off here?

    Been a while since I had my Wilde.

    BlackDove on
  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Peas wrote: »

    yessss I was waiting for someone to post this

    VALVEjunkie on
  • SalmonOfDoubtSalmonOfDoubt Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    hey remember when penny arcade did comics about computer games

    or even comics with jokes in them

    SalmonOfDoubt on
    heavensidesig80.jpg
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    killing children would be hilarious
    Olivaw wrote: »
    HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE PENNY ARCADE FORUMS

    PLEASE ENJOY YOUR STAY

    AND THIS PENIS
    Man, I don't want to read about this lady's broken vagina.
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I am sitting here trying to come up with a tiered system for rating child molesters.
    cock vore is fuckin hilarious
  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    oh hey look guys it's a goose!

    a SILLY goose!

    how does it feel to be so silly, you goose?

    VALVEjunkie on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    YaYa wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    oscar wilde!!

    Centipede Damascus on
  • ThawmusThawmus +Jackface Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I rolled three 1's recently. With GameScience dice, no less.

    When determining the intelligence of my Psychic Gamma World character, no less.

    Thawmus on
    Twitch: Thawmus83
  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    BlackDove wrote: »
    This is Wilde's reference to parents right? To be without one parent, blah, but to be without two = carelessness?

    From Importance of being Earnest?

    Or am I off here?

    Been a while since I had my Wilde.

    It's from Importance, Lady Bracknell responding to Jack/Ernest Worthing admitting that he had "lost" both his parents.

    I dunno if it's a reference to Wilde's parents or not.

    KalTorak on
  • SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    BlackDove wrote: »
    This is Wilde's reference to parents right? To be without one parent, blah, but to be without two = carelessness?

    From Importance of being Earnest?

    Or am I off here?

    Been a while since I had my Wilde.

    I was thinking of this instead.

    Twoboners.jpg

    SabreMau on
  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I remember that a character in a game I was running rolled two natural twenties and finished off a boss encounter that was otherwise set to wreck the entire party

    Not impossible or anything, but it was a much deserved perfect roll after endless nights of twos and threes

    Edcrab on
    cBY55.gifbmJsl.png
  • BlackDoveBlackDove Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Yes, Oscar Wild is surely the source material for today's comic.

    I concede fully. My mind has been illuminated with the light of not one, but two dousing rods that point to wet places.

    BlackDove on
  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Shit, Sabre and I got our rods crossed.

    KalTorak on
  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Peas wrote: »

    yessss I was waiting for someone to post this

    I can't believe I watched this whole thing and was interested by it.

    Cilla Black on
  • BlackDoveBlackDove Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Peas wrote: »

    yessss I was waiting for someone to post this

    I can't believe I watched this whole thing and was interested by it.

    Jesus Henry Obama Christ, same here.

    And I don't even play Dungeons and Dragons, nor give a shit about dice, never used em in my entire life.

    BlackDove on
This discussion has been closed.