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Peter Jackson's "The Hobbit" starring Magneto and Dr. Watson

TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta GhostbusterAtlanta, GARegistered User regular
edited January 2011 in Social Entropy++
The film adaptation of J.R.R. Tolkien's The Hobbit is finally going to start filming starting next month!
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The Hobbit is a delightful adventure tale that I hoped one day read to my children...

Or I WOULD except they have decided to make 2 movies out of it, making reading books a thing of the past!

For the uninitiated, The Hobbit takes place during the adventure a younger Bilbo Baggins had where he first ventured out of the shire with Gandalf the gray and a batch of asshole dwarves who freeloaded at his home, ate all his food and fucked up the place. He found his sword "Sting" and a magical ring that allowed him to become invisible. The latter he had to trick from the possession of a creepy, schizophrenic fellow named Gollum. Nothing bad would ever come of that little interaction.
Eventually he makes it to a dragon's lair, witnesses a battle between 5 armies and goes home a hero.

People who know the story might be confused by some of the casting, though. It seems Saruman, Frodo and Legolas may be in the movie. Don't panic! They will probably not be in the main meat of the story.
I assume it's narrated through flashback.
We will see quite a few familiar faces among the cast of the two part Hobbit. Ian McKellen and Andy Serkis have both been signed to come back as their respective characters, Gandalf the Gray and Gollum. Also, Elijah Wood will return as Frodo Baggins, Cate Blanchet as Galadriel, and Christopher Lee as Saruman. Despite some controversy over the appearance of their characters, it is rumored that stars Orlando Bloom, Hugo Weaving, and Ian Holm will make appearances as Legolas, Elrond, and older Bilbo Baggins.

Who is to play young Bilbo you may ask?
So who snagged the role as lead character Bilbo Baggins’ whose story will be told through The Hobbit? That honor goes to Martin Freeman, British actor whose roles include Arthur Dent in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy and more recently Dr. John Watson in the UK’s Sherlock. Other rumored cast members include David Tennant (Dr. Who, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire), James Nesbitt (Millions), and Michael Fassbender (Jonah Hex, Jane Eyre).

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Now it's a shame that Guillermo del Toro isn't working on this movie anymore because, quite frankly, I'd see anything that man creates. In a way it's a blessing, since Del Toro's input really wouldn't work when the look and feel of Middle Earth has been so successfully realized by Jackson on the LotR trilogy.

I first was introduced to the story with the animated movie that my family had a copy of during my childhood. It scared the shit out of me.
This gave me nightmares

Hopefully these movies will measure-up to their predecessors.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2011
    martin freeman isn't arthur dent. simon jones is arthur dent.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    John Rhys-Davies should be the voice of Smaug.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    martin freeman isn't arthur dent. simon jones is arthur dent.

    Oooh.

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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    im excited this is going to be a movie!

    however i doubt it will top the old animated movie

    that one is boss to the hoss

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  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I'm not in this one.


    Yet.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Thanks for the correction Orik.

    All Brits look the same to me.

    Like hobbits.

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    it wont make them happy

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I love watson.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Every Arthur Dent is Arthur Dent

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  • ThreadbareSockThreadbareSock Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I just finished listening to the audiobook of The Hobbit (I've read it legitimately long ago).

    I'm looking forward to this. Lots of singing gonna be in dis films.

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  • ShrieveShrieve Game Designer CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Wow so Jackson is back on the helm then? Should be interesting.

    I also heard that the whole 'bridge movie' idea between the Hobbit and Fellowship was scrapped. So is Hobbit now cut in two?

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  • ThreadbareSockThreadbareSock Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC73PHdQX04

    Seriously though, those fucking dwarves were useless shits.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Gimli is the only dwarf that actually kicks some ass.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdXQJS3Yv0Y

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  • webguy20webguy20 I spend too much time on the Internet Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Hell yes! The Hobbit is my favorite of the Tolkien books. I can re-read it constantly.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Shrieve wrote: »
    Wow so Jackson is back on the helm then? Should be interesting.

    I also heard that the whole 'bridge movie' idea between the Hobbit and Fellowship was scrapped. So is Hobbit now cut in two?

    Yeah. It's going to be 2 movies.

    I assume they'll split the movie up around Mirkwood.

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    When I heard Martin Freeman was playing Bilbo

    I may have shouted "Fuck yes!" and fistpumped.

    May have.

    (Did.)

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  • ThreadbareSockThreadbareSock Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I've been wondering where exactly they'll split it. They need to give the first movie a good climax, and I can only imagine that being the fight with the spiders.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    webguy20 wrote: »
    Hell yes! The Hobbit is my favorite of the Tolkien books. I can re-read it constantly.

    it is the best book when you completely skip the songs

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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    the songs are what scared me away from tolkein as a kid

    "what the heck i'm only like 20 pages in and these stupid midgets are just singing all day and all night, this book is boring, time to read some boxcar kids!"

    i was mentally warped as a child

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  • webguy20webguy20 I spend too much time on the Internet Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    webguy20 wrote: »
    Hell yes! The Hobbit is my favorite of the Tolkien books. I can re-read it constantly.

    it is the best book when you completely skip the songs

    oh yea, haven't actually read the songs in years. They are good songs, but you can only re-read them so much.

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I have never read any of the songs

    Not even the couple in Harry Potter

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    the songs are what scared me away from tolkein as a kid

    "what the heck i'm only like 20 pages in and these stupid midgets are just singing all day and all night, this book is boring, time to read some boxcar kids!"

    i was mentally warped as a child

    I was used to just skipping over the songs in books from reading Roald Dahl. Some of those songs in "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" would have lasted hours.

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  • HugmasterGeneralHugmasterGeneral Poopmaster General YobuttRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Hunter wrote: »
    Gimli is the only dwarf that actually kicks some ass.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdXQJS3Yv0Y

    Gimli was the son of Gloin who was one of the dwarves who was mooching off of Bilbo!

    But yes, it's generally considered that the only useful dwarf was Gimli because he wasn't always holed up in the mines hording his gold like the others.

    I'm looking forward to how they handle Smaug. Many don't realize that dragons in the Lord of the Rings universe are highly intelligent, even moreso than men. Therefore, they speak the common language. I hope they're able to handle this without it coming off as kiddy as something like Chronicles of Narnia.

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  • webguy20webguy20 I spend too much time on the Internet Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Dragonheart, but even more bad ass and scheming.

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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    gloin is such a bad ass name

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  • ThreadbareSockThreadbareSock Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Artist Mike Mignola Worked on The Hobbit for a Few Weeks

    Sigh. del Toro had Mignola working on The Hobbit. That is both rad and saddening to me (because neither are anymore).


    I may start posting Tolkien fanarts.

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    That is a pretty excellent poster, I would buy it

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Aw man, David Tennant would have been wonderful as Bilbo...

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Aw man, David Tennant would have been wonderful as Bilbo...
    What? He's not hobbit-like at all!

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  • ThreadbareSockThreadbareSock Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Actually, I wonder if they'll stop the first film at the wargs and the forest fire. This would let them use Gandalf recounting their adventure that far to Beorn at the beginning of the next film, which be a useful tool for telling the story in two parts.

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    smaug!

    larger here

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Aw man, David Tennant would have been wonderful as Bilbo...

    Martin Freeman looks way more like a young Ian Holm, though.

    Also the OP should note that the Seventh Doctor is playing Radagast the Brown.

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Hobnail wrote: »
    That is a pretty excellent poster, I would buy it

    I would too.

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Qmark and I were this close to working on this

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I don't know, I LOVED the songs in the Hobbit. I use to sing the Misty Mountains one all the time

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  • HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    my brother and i wore that fucking Hobbit vhs tape the fuck out.

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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Bucketman wrote: »
    I don't know, I LOVED the songs in the Hobbit. I use to sing the Misty Mountains one all the time

    i could never imagine the melodies to any of them

    so

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Bill Nighy as Smaug is going to be the best thing ever

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Ian McShane as Smaug

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  • HugmasterGeneralHugmasterGeneral Poopmaster General YobuttRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Bucketman wrote: »
    I don't know, I LOVED the songs in the Hobbit. I use to sing the Misty Mountains one all the time

    i could never imagine the melodies to any of them

    so

    Anything from Sir Mix-A-Lot should work fine.

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