My crazy ex stepsister tried explaining to me once how you're not supposed to use the given dates you're supposed to go by your exact birth time and location. Because that is what made it yours. She also explained that your sign guided your whole life and you should listen to real horoscopes (still not sure what those were) because they can provide insight and guidance.
Did you hit her with a bat or other large, heavy object?
This was part of Worst Christmas Ever. I was just glad she stopped talking about how 9/11 was an inside job.
I'm sorry you had to put up with her
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I'm so goddamn proud of it too! FUUUUUCK YOUUUUU UNIVERSE!
I'm willing to bet this would describe at least 3 other people in this thread.
Rising Sign is in 20 Degrees Scorpio
You tend to be quiet, reserved, secretive and, at times, quite difficult to understand. Others notice your deep emotions and feelings and wonder how to draw you out. Stubborn and tough, you fight for any position you believe in. You are very resourceful and formidable when you become angered or upset about something. You enjoy living life at the cutting edge -- for you life must be experienced intensely and totally. Quite courageous, you are willing to take calculated risks. Easily hurt by others, you often strike back with bitter sarcasm. Sensitive and curious, you are concerned with the deeper mysteries of human psychology. Once you have become interested in any subject, you pursue it with total fanaticism.
Sun is in 18 Degrees Aquarius.
You get bored with the status quo and are generally open to new things and ideas. An individualist and a free spirit, your friends are quite important to you as long as they do not try to tie you down by making too many emotional demands on you. Your thoughts are offbeat and you're a bit eccentric, but not always very changeable. As a matter of fact, you can be quite stubborn at times. Very fair-minded when dealing with large groups or broad issues, you are not always emotionally sensitive to the needs of individuals. Extremely objective, with good powers of observation, you would be qualified to study technical and complicated subjects, like science, computers or maybe even astrology.
Moon is in 10 Degrees Virgo.
You tend to be serious-minded but cheerful for the most part. You need tasks that engage both your mind and your hands. A careful worker, you enjoy making things. You are neat and orderly, and are very concerned with good health habits. Fastidious to the extreme, you cannot tolerate messes and will immediately clean them up. Reserved, shy, and very self-critical, you tend to be very hard on yourself. You usually will go out of your way to be helpful and useful to others. Practical, reliable, efficient and conservative, at times you are a bit of a prude. You are known to lead a simple, uncomplicated, frugal, methodical and unemotional lifestyle. You are devoted and caring to those you love.
Mercury is in 09 Degrees Aquarius.
You tend to be very opinionated -- you have strongly felt notions about things and are quite vocal about expressing and defending them. Yet you are also an original thinker -- you enjoy shocking others with your offbeat, original thoughts. You appreciate and need mental and intellectual stimulation. Your judgment is usually fair and impartial -- you can be a good critic because you can remain objective and unemotional about most things.
Venus is in 04 Degrees Aries.
You are a very affectionate person but you hate to be tied down. You are more than willing to be the aggressor in initiating new relationships. Indeed, once you have set your sights on someone, you tend to pursue him or her ardently and passionately. But you do demand your own way in a relationship. Try to give in to your partner's needs and desires once in a while.
Mars is in 03 Degrees Aries.
You are very independent and self-assertive, and you have lots of physical energy. You are not satisfied unless you can be the first to do something. As such, you are more comfortable in leadership positions than you are as an underling. When you are challenged by anyone for anything, you delight in the competitive process and will fight long and hard for your beliefs. You are bold and courageous and often act without thinking. At times, in your zeal to get ahead, you are tactless and offensive -- learn that cooperation with others can often bring you nearer to your goals quicker because of the support you will get.
Jupiter is in 00 Degrees Aquarius.
Your personal growth occurs when you have the freedom to do things in new and interesting ways -- this brings out your natural inventiveness. You are an individualist, but you are also attracted to mass movements that emphasize social betterment and you will devote much time and energy to their efforts. Very fair- minded and objective, you have extraordinary skills at organization and administration.
Saturn is in 27 Degrees Scorpio.
You tend to release emotional energies only very reluctantly. This is partly due to your fear of what horrible calamity might occur should they be released -- your emotions are terribly complicated and intense. Try not to repress these energies entirely, however, or you will succumb to negative and destructive forms of compulsive behavior. Give yourself the freedom to look awkward or silly once in a while. The relief you feel will be quite therapeutic and the embarrassment (whether it is real or imagined) will pass quickly.
Uranus is in 17 Degrees Sagittarius.
You, and most of your peers, have the tendency to think that all ideas, customs and traditions from the past are outmoded and irrelevant. You are attracted to radically new ideas, philosophies and religions that will, hopefully, cause sweeping changes throughout the world.
Neptune is in 02 Degrees Capricorn.
You, and your entire generation, will idealize work, practicality and the ability to attain reasonable goals. But, because you will also stress the need to be selfless and giving, you may find it difficult to attain your goals unless you have lowered your expectations on all fronts.
Pluto is in 04 Degrees Scorpio.
For your entire generation, this is a period of intense research and discovery in areas that were heretofore considered mysterious, remote or taboo. The root causes for many complex occurrences will be unearthed due to the intensity and thoroughness of the search.
N. Node is in 23 Degrees Taurus.
It's not in your nature to seek out many casual acquaintances in your daily round of activities. You feel much more comfortable with a small, close-knit group of people -- those with whom you can relax and work toward known and clearly defined goals. Your loyalty to a person or group, once given, is forever -- you'll expend all of your quite considerable energy in seeing that the group stays together and prospers. You choose your partners and relationships so carefully that you're bound to gain certain advantages from them, including those of a material nature. Be careful though not to let mere self-service be your motivation in establishing your connections -- make sure that there's an even give-and-take!
My crazy ex stepsister tried explaining to me once how you're not supposed to use the given dates you're supposed to go by your exact birth time and location. Because that is what made it yours. She also explained that your sign guided your whole life and you should listen to real horoscopes (still not sure what those were) because they can provide insight and guidance.
Did you hit her with a bat or other large, heavy object?
This was part of Worst Christmas Ever. I was just glad she stopped talking about how 9/11 was an inside job.
I'm sorry you had to put up with her
I decided to instead ask her lots of questions about it and had her do my stuff and pointed out every instance where it was incorrect and asked her why that was. We didn't have power and my laptop battery died so i figured what the hell, should be good for some laughs.
(It wasn't, it just made me sad because before she got into all that crap she was really awesome.)
remember there's absolutely no way that a new interpretation of a sparsely populated ancient culture ever could or should alter modern culture as it exists to billions of living people
culture doesn't work like that. it doesn't suddenly become invalid because of a discovery related to its roots
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one of the first 'labs' we did in basic astro in high school was read a list of yesterday's horoscopes (without their appropriate signs attached) and picked the top three that we thought applied best to our day
remember there's absolutely no way that a new interpretation of a sparsely populated ancient culture ever could or should alter modern culture as it exists to billions of living people
culture doesn't work like that. it doesn't suddenly become invalid because of a discovery related to its roots
Last September I got a tattoo.... it's not done yet but....
What the fuck do I do now?!
In all seriousness though I'm not one to read my horoscope everyday and go by what it told me, HOWEVER I do find some of the characteristics of a Libra to be shared with my own traits. So, I do kind of believe myself to be a Libra. Not so much that I think I will only work well with people of a certain sign or all that bullshit but enough to identify with it, ya know? So I dunno. I'm not gonna go change my sign or whatever. Born a Libra, still a Libra. Fuck y'all!
In all seriousness though I'm not one to read my horoscope everyday and go by what it told me, HOWEVER I do find some of the characteristics of a Libra to be shared with my own traits.
I can pretty much guarantee that some of the characteristics of every single sign are shared with your own traits
I don't know much about horoscopes, but is it all just a general shift of various barnyard animals? That dictate mood and behavior? Is that what's going on here?
Because I do not want to live my life by the positions of celestial livestock.
The real future tellin's in the tea leaves. Everyone knows that.
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I don't know much about horoscopes, but is it all just a general shift of various barnyard animals? That dictate mood and behavior? Is that what's going on here?
Because I do not want to live my life by the positions of celestial livestock.
The real future tellin's in the tea leaves. Everyone knows that.
Hey, i used to be a bull too, lets headbutt each other for dominance!
In all seriousness though I'm not one to read my horoscope everyday and go by what it told me, HOWEVER I do find some of the characteristics of a Libra to be shared with my own traits.
I can pretty much guarantee that some of the characteristics of every single sign are shared with your own traits
That is the entire reason why it is all bullshit
No Houk, you just don't get it, maaaaaaan. Libra's are like... totally me, ya know?
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In the Chinese zodiac I'm a goat or something and when I dating that Chinese girl we were at a shop in Chinatown in Portland and she was looking at some zodiac stuff, and she commented that "Goat doesn't seem to match you at all." to which I replied, "Aduh, I'm from the west."
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I liked being a Capricorn
Mergoat ftw! Headbutt things underwater
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I'm sorry you had to put up with her
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I'm willing to bet this would describe at least 3 other people in this thread.
You tend to be quiet, reserved, secretive and, at times, quite difficult to understand. Others notice your deep emotions and feelings and wonder how to draw you out. Stubborn and tough, you fight for any position you believe in. You are very resourceful and formidable when you become angered or upset about something. You enjoy living life at the cutting edge -- for you life must be experienced intensely and totally. Quite courageous, you are willing to take calculated risks. Easily hurt by others, you often strike back with bitter sarcasm. Sensitive and curious, you are concerned with the deeper mysteries of human psychology. Once you have become interested in any subject, you pursue it with total fanaticism.
Sun is in 18 Degrees Aquarius.
You get bored with the status quo and are generally open to new things and ideas. An individualist and a free spirit, your friends are quite important to you as long as they do not try to tie you down by making too many emotional demands on you. Your thoughts are offbeat and you're a bit eccentric, but not always very changeable. As a matter of fact, you can be quite stubborn at times. Very fair-minded when dealing with large groups or broad issues, you are not always emotionally sensitive to the needs of individuals. Extremely objective, with good powers of observation, you would be qualified to study technical and complicated subjects, like science, computers or maybe even astrology.
Moon is in 10 Degrees Virgo.
You tend to be serious-minded but cheerful for the most part. You need tasks that engage both your mind and your hands. A careful worker, you enjoy making things. You are neat and orderly, and are very concerned with good health habits. Fastidious to the extreme, you cannot tolerate messes and will immediately clean them up. Reserved, shy, and very self-critical, you tend to be very hard on yourself. You usually will go out of your way to be helpful and useful to others. Practical, reliable, efficient and conservative, at times you are a bit of a prude. You are known to lead a simple, uncomplicated, frugal, methodical and unemotional lifestyle. You are devoted and caring to those you love.
Mercury is in 09 Degrees Aquarius.
You tend to be very opinionated -- you have strongly felt notions about things and are quite vocal about expressing and defending them. Yet you are also an original thinker -- you enjoy shocking others with your offbeat, original thoughts. You appreciate and need mental and intellectual stimulation. Your judgment is usually fair and impartial -- you can be a good critic because you can remain objective and unemotional about most things.
Venus is in 04 Degrees Aries.
You are a very affectionate person but you hate to be tied down. You are more than willing to be the aggressor in initiating new relationships. Indeed, once you have set your sights on someone, you tend to pursue him or her ardently and passionately. But you do demand your own way in a relationship. Try to give in to your partner's needs and desires once in a while.
Mars is in 03 Degrees Aries.
You are very independent and self-assertive, and you have lots of physical energy. You are not satisfied unless you can be the first to do something. As such, you are more comfortable in leadership positions than you are as an underling. When you are challenged by anyone for anything, you delight in the competitive process and will fight long and hard for your beliefs. You are bold and courageous and often act without thinking. At times, in your zeal to get ahead, you are tactless and offensive -- learn that cooperation with others can often bring you nearer to your goals quicker because of the support you will get.
Jupiter is in 00 Degrees Aquarius.
Your personal growth occurs when you have the freedom to do things in new and interesting ways -- this brings out your natural inventiveness. You are an individualist, but you are also attracted to mass movements that emphasize social betterment and you will devote much time and energy to their efforts. Very fair- minded and objective, you have extraordinary skills at organization and administration.
Saturn is in 27 Degrees Scorpio.
You tend to release emotional energies only very reluctantly. This is partly due to your fear of what horrible calamity might occur should they be released -- your emotions are terribly complicated and intense. Try not to repress these energies entirely, however, or you will succumb to negative and destructive forms of compulsive behavior. Give yourself the freedom to look awkward or silly once in a while. The relief you feel will be quite therapeutic and the embarrassment (whether it is real or imagined) will pass quickly.
Uranus is in 17 Degrees Sagittarius.
You, and most of your peers, have the tendency to think that all ideas, customs and traditions from the past are outmoded and irrelevant. You are attracted to radically new ideas, philosophies and religions that will, hopefully, cause sweeping changes throughout the world.
Neptune is in 02 Degrees Capricorn.
You, and your entire generation, will idealize work, practicality and the ability to attain reasonable goals. But, because you will also stress the need to be selfless and giving, you may find it difficult to attain your goals unless you have lowered your expectations on all fronts.
Pluto is in 04 Degrees Scorpio.
For your entire generation, this is a period of intense research and discovery in areas that were heretofore considered mysterious, remote or taboo. The root causes for many complex occurrences will be unearthed due to the intensity and thoroughness of the search.
N. Node is in 23 Degrees Taurus.
It's not in your nature to seek out many casual acquaintances in your daily round of activities. You feel much more comfortable with a small, close-knit group of people -- those with whom you can relax and work toward known and clearly defined goals. Your loyalty to a person or group, once given, is forever -- you'll expend all of your quite considerable energy in seeing that the group stays together and prospers. You choose your partners and relationships so carefully that you're bound to gain certain advantages from them, including those of a material nature. Be careful though not to let mere self-service be your motivation in establishing your connections -- make sure that there's an even give-and-take!
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I decided to instead ask her lots of questions about it and had her do my stuff and pointed out every instance where it was incorrect and asked her why that was. We didn't have power and my laptop battery died so i figured what the hell, should be good for some laughs.
(It wasn't, it just made me sad because before she got into all that crap she was really awesome.)
culture doesn't work like that. it doesn't suddenly become invalid because of a discovery related to its roots
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don't think a single person matched up right
Jesus was black!
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I guess that makes mine Excel ugh
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I genuinely believed in alien abductions.
Yea, it was a dark time.
That is the entire reason why it is all bullshit
Godspeed, BugBoy. Godspeed.
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I don't know much about horoscopes, but is it all just a general shift of various barnyard animals? That dictate mood and behavior? Is that what's going on here?
Because I do not want to live my life by the positions of celestial livestock.
The real future tellin's in the tea leaves. Everyone knows that.
it's BugGirl now
Hey, i used to be a bull too, lets headbutt each other for dominance!
or how about Andrew Wakefield being an honest to god moneygrubbing fraud?
Are you going to join the WNBA or the LPGA?
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No Houk, you just don't get it, maaaaaaan. Libra's are like... totally me, ya know?
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Forget that. Ladies tennis is the place to be if you can't make it for beach volleyball.
golf sounds peaceful
and as an introvert, peace is good
But esteemed doctor Jenifer McCarthy said that the MMR vaccine caused autism. IT MUST BE TRUE!
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