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I find you attractive but I am in a committed relationship and don't want to risk it
sorry
that uh
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Yeah, if I talk to her again, I'd probably do that. Basically when she left I was like "I'll call you if something opens up." So, I could just not call her.
She was really cool, and I could see the two of us being friends.
I am asking because an acquaintance of my social circle from school was always into burlesque and shit and she moved to memphis and I was gonna say hey dude she sucks do not live with her.
Yeah dude,if you don't think you can handle yourself, and you are happy in your current relationship then send her out. Find a dude roommate who is big and fat and hairy and will drive you nuts. That way you'll never sleep with him
first truth you learn working in food service: girls treat bathrooms infinitely worse than guys
hoo boy that ain't wrong
I remember cleaning up a women's bathroom after a party. It was the most disgusting thing I have seen in my life. We had one guy literally pulling out a wad of bloody toilet paper. We thought it was an aborted fetus.
I am asking because an acquaintance of my social circle from school was always into burlesque and shit and she moved to memphis and I was gonna say hey dude she sucks do not live with her.
Oh, haha. Nah, I live in Indianapolis. There's a burlesque scene here, apparently. I had no idea.
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I find you attractive but I am in a committed relationship and don't want to risk it
sorry
that uh
could work
Yeah, if I talk to her again, I'd probably do that. Basically when she left I was like "I'll call you if something opens up." So, I could just not call her.
She was really cool, and I could see the two of us being friends.
"i know youre currently homeless and i had a home for you but said no, but, uh, let's be friends"
i lived with four girls the summer after college, and by the time summer ended, i lost all interest in them as sexual creatures.
but like, i'm not gay much
so i mean, that could happen
Familiarity breeds contempt!
exactly! see, liiya gets it
We'd be great roommates.
Forgot that, just hook up with him. He is classy like nobody's business.
Lost, darling, I know a sweet girl who I would like you to meet. No pressure or anything but you aren't getting any younger and your father and I are worried about you.
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I find you attractive but I am in a committed relationship and don't want to risk it
sorry
that uh
could work
Yeah, if I talk to her again, I'd probably do that. Basically when she left I was like "I'll call you if something opens up." So, I could just not call her.
She was really cool, and I could see the two of us being friends.
"i know youre currently homeless and i had a home for you but said no, but, uh, let's be friends"
She's living with her parents out in the burbs, so she's probably fine.
first truth you learn working in food service: girls treat bathrooms infinitely worse than guys
hoo boy that ain't wrong
I remember cleaning up a women's bathroom after a party. It was the most disgusting thing I have seen in my life. We had one guy literally pulling out a wad of bloody toilet paper. We thought it was an aborted fetus.
In my experience the womens' restroom always had the most disgusting trash strewn about, and the mens' rest room always had the most clogged toilets and fecal matter on the walls somehow.
For serious post content, good on you for knowing your limits Krunk.
I am asking because an acquaintance of my social circle from school was always into burlesque and shit and she moved to memphis and I was gonna say hey dude she sucks do not live with her.
Oh, haha. Nah, I live in Indianapolis. There's a burlesque scene here, apparently. I had no idea.
Wait...theres Burlesque in Indy? And I didn't know?
Wait...YOU live in Inday? why have you never shown up for fun times in Bloomington? also if this where 2 years from now I would solve the problem by moving in, but alas, I am still in school.
Its OK Lost, my mom thinks I'm gay because its been 9 months since my last date. And I like musicals, and broadway, and the opera, and I enjoy cooking. At Christmas she told me if I sucked a dick she would still love me.
I am asking because an acquaintance of my social circle from school was always into burlesque and shit and she moved to memphis and I was gonna say hey dude she sucks do not live with her.
Oh, haha. Nah, I live in Indianapolis. There's a burlesque scene here, apparently. I had no idea.
Wait...theres Burlesque in Indy? And I didn't know?
Wait...YOU live in Inday? why have you never shown up for fun times in Bloomington? also if this where 2 years from now I would solve the problem by moving in, but alas, I am still in school.
I was gonna go to IndyPAX, but I had something going on that weekend. I wanted to go!
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Its OK Lost, my mom thinks I'm gay because its been 9 months since my last date. And I like musicals, and broadway, and the opera, and I enjoy cooking. At Christmas she told me if I sucked a dick she would still love me.
that's where you whip out a dick and start sucking it
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I find you attractive but I am in a committed relationship and don't want to risk it
sorry
that uh
could work
unless that's the theme
exactly! see, liiya gets it
LOL WALKING AROUND NAKED LOL LEAVING DIRTY PANTIES ON SHOWERHANDLE
What spring does with the cherry trees.
And cupcakes
Best way to reduce the attractiveness of somebody (either gender): be around them all the time.
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hoo boy that ain't wrong
We'd be great roommates.
pfft, what do you know about ladies
I have a pretty practiced gaydar too (I've yet to surprised) and I believe Lost because he's so unembarrassed about everything else.
I just kind of wish he were gay because it seems like things would be so much easier for him.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
Yeah, if I talk to her again, I'd probably do that. Basically when she left I was like "I'll call you if something opens up." So, I could just not call her.
She was really cool, and I could see the two of us being friends.
I remember cleaning up a women's bathroom after a party. It was the most disgusting thing I have seen in my life. We had one guy literally pulling out a wad of bloody toilet paper. We thought it was an aborted fetus.
Seriously, lost is tremendously confusing because he doesn't come off as gay at all to me but then he invites me over to watch The Babysitter's Club.
Oh, haha. Nah, I live in Indianapolis. There's a burlesque scene here, apparently. I had no idea.
Apparently we'd be naturally attracted to our siblings if we didn't have this.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
"i know youre currently homeless and i had a home for you but said no, but, uh, let's be friends"
but i love my life! and it ain't like i'm in dire straits, so nothing to ease. though my pooping problems would probably be worse, i guess
And I'm like
What? Who's gay? How did you know that?
Uh-mah-zing
What spring does with the cherry trees.
Forgot that, just hook up with him. He is classy like nobody's business.
Lost, darling, I know a sweet girl who I would like you to meet. No pressure or anything but you aren't getting any younger and your father and I are worried about you.
She's living with her parents out in the burbs, so she's probably fine.
In my experience the womens' restroom always had the most disgusting trash strewn about, and the mens' rest room always had the most clogged toilets and fecal matter on the walls somehow.
For serious post content, good on you for knowing your limits Krunk.
Wait...theres Burlesque in Indy? And I didn't know?
Wait...YOU live in Inday? why have you never shown up for fun times in Bloomington? also if this where 2 years from now I would solve the problem by moving in, but alas, I am still in school.
She saw me making eyes at you?
I must qualify this
it is a competition between him and bogey for nicest dudes on this here board
I was gonna go to IndyPAX, but I had something going on that weekend. I wanted to go!
that's where you whip out a dick and start sucking it
she was giving you an opening dude
Thanks, man. I try to be good to the woman I am with.
Joe User wins.
What spring does with the cherry trees.