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JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp.I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
edited January 2011 in Debate and/or Discourse
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4noVgIuHYuY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CwUuU6C4pk

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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I'm sorry Tav, that was just too good an opening.

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Jacob, usurper of chats

    death to kings and tyrants!

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    [Chat] is experiencing a Seldon Crisis!

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Jacob is just like than!

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited January 2011
    Huh. Sword twirler girl looks a whole lot like this girl I know. Who also does weird stuff with swords.

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    StarcrossStarcross Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I am in favour of this chat theme.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Arivia wrote: »
    I'm sorry Tav, that was just too good an opening.

    Whut? O_o
    desc wrote: »
    I should listen to Krallice more.

    Some of Profound Lore's bands are fantastic, others are awful. Krallice fall into the former category.

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Preacher wrote: »
    Jacob is just like than!

    Well I'm pretty sure he doesn't take pleasure in the suicide of others.

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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    The bit about your mom at the end of the last [chat]!

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I was watching the "swordplay" and couldn't help but feel that it wasn't very good swordplay. Then I realized why. I wasn't watching bad swordplay, I was watching bad baton twirling.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7O19a9KWxFk&feature=player_embedded



    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrIRPaNNZTY

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    What could he have been thinking of when he shot his best friend? What in God's name can he be thinking of now?
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    FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    "I fixed the problem with your server."
    "it's still down! this is a huge problem! We need this fixed right away!"
    "Can you confirm, because I'm showing that it's up."
    "Oh, it's up now."

    STABSTABSTABSTABSTAB

    "Okay. Are any of the checkboxes checked?"
    "No, none of them are checked."
    "Okay. Click Cancel here."
    "Okay... ... ..."
    "Alright, now click cancel again."
    "..."
    "Everything okay?"
    "Yeah, there's a checkbox here that says "enable proxy server." Should that be checked?"

    STABSTABSTABSTABSTAB

    Email from employee. "I can't print from one application."
    Email from employee's boss. "Employee can't print. Please resolve."
    Email from employee's boss's boss. "Employee is having major computer problems. We need this fixed immediately."

    STABSTABSTABSTABSTABSTABSTAB

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Styrofoam Sammich wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Jacob is just like than!

    Well I'm pretty sure he doesn't take pleasure in the suicide of others.

    I dunno if everyone who posted in the mma thread killed themselves Jacob would probably be like "hmm good start."

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    .mkv stands for Matroska, which the devs intended to be a reference to the Russian nesting dolls (Matryoshka), but which actually means "sailor suit" in Russian

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Great now I've got child porn on my work comp because of jeep, which is actually how I always figured that would happen.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I'm with you, Feral. I'm with you.

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited January 2011
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    .mkv stands for Matroska, which the devs intended to be a reference to the Russian nesting dolls (Matryoshka), but which actually means "sailor suit" in Russian

    hahahahahaha

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Regina Fong wrote: »
    I was watching the "swordplay" and couldn't help but feel that it wasn't very good swordplay. Then I realized why. I wasn't watching bad swordplay, I was watching bad baton twirling.

    Well, it's swordplay according to Hollywood.

    I kind of just watched and lost count of the number of times she would have been stabbed through the heart by an opponent.

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Feral wrote: »
    "I fixed the problem with your server."
    "it's still down! this is a huge problem! We need this fixed right away!"
    "Can you confirm, because I'm showing that it's up."
    "Oh, it's up now."

    STABSTABSTABSTABSTAB

    "Okay. Are any of the checkboxes checked?"
    "No, none of them are checked."
    "Okay. Click Cancel here."
    "Okay... ... ..."
    "Alright, now click cancel again."
    "..."
    "Everything okay?"
    "Yeah, there's a checkbox here that says "enable proxy server." Should that be checked?"

    STABSTABSTABSTABSTAB

    Email from employee. "I can't print from one application."
    Email from employee's boss. "Employee can't print. Please resolve."
    Email from employee's boss's boss. "Employee is having major computer problems. We need this fixed immediately."

    STABSTABSTABSTABSTABSTABSTAB

    yup.

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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Asimov has been one of my favorite authors for about a decade, though I haven't read any of his stuff in quite a while.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Arivia wrote: »
    The bit about your mom at the end of the last [chat]!

    yeah that was awful

    boo-urns

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited January 2011
    Preacher wrote: »
    Styrofoam Sammich wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Jacob is just like than!

    Well I'm pretty sure he doesn't take pleasure in the suicide of others.

    I dunno if everyone who posted in the mma thread killed themselves Jacob would probably be like "hmm good start."
    SWEATY TRAGEDY
    ====34 Dead in Murder/Suicide/Dick-Punching Pact Gone Terribly Wrong====

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Also, now that e-Books and print-on-demand is becoming more prevalent the likelihood of stories having to meet x number of pages before they'll be let out the door is declining. The molds are starting to crack and crumble and before you know it they'll be gone and the distinction will simply be between serials/periodicals and completed works. The benefits of large scale production is hitting up low marginal costs to where it just isn't a big deal anymore.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Sword twirly girl is attractive, but she's got a creepy intensity to her, and on top of that appears to be dressed in cosplay, so she's definately a nutter.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    stabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstab

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Feral, I'm putting my fist to the monitor in solidarity.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    Asimov has been one of my favorite authors for about a decade, though I haven't read any of his stuff in quite a while.

    Yeah, the Foundation stuff totally helped shape how I view the world. For better or worse. Hopefully the former.

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    FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Preacher wrote: »
    Sword twirly girl is attractive, but she's got a creepy intensity to her, and on top of that appears to be dressed in cosplay, so she's definately a nutter.

    I bet her boyfriend is 25 years her senior and regularly wears a utilikilt.

    Also, I bet all of her furniture is hand-me-down but she owns the completed works of Terry Goodkind.

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Feral wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Sword twirly girl is attractive, but she's got a creepy intensity to her, and on top of that appears to be dressed in cosplay, so she's definately a nutter.

    I bet her boyfriend is 25 years her senior and regularly wears a utilikilt.

    There was a guy in the art department that wore those in the middle of Eastern Washington winters.

    In unrelated news, that phrase "a little knowledge is a dangerous thing"? Totally applies to photoshop.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    moniker wrote: »
    Also, now that e-Books and print-on-demand is becoming more prevalent the likelihood of stories having to meet x number of pages before they'll be let out the door is declining. The molds are starting to crack and crumble and before you know it they'll be gone and the distinction will simply be between serials/periodicals and completed works. The benefits of large scale production is hitting up low marginal costs to where it just isn't a big deal anymore.

    I concur with this analysis although I think we're a decade out from the tide really turning

    print on demand is still a thing of college campuses and not your local B&N

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    pearls before swine

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Feral wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Sword twirly girl is attractive, but she's got a creepy intensity to her, and on top of that appears to be dressed in cosplay, so she's definately a nutter.

    I bet her boyfriend is 25 years her senior and regularly wears a utilikilt.

    Also, I bet all of her furniture is hand-me-down but she owns the completed works of Terry Goodkind.

    Feral.

    Is that your girlfriend?

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Feral wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Sword twirly girl is attractive, but she's got a creepy intensity to her, and on top of that appears to be dressed in cosplay, so she's definately a nutter.

    I bet her boyfriend is 25 years her senior and regularly wears a utilikilt.

    Also, I bet all of her furniture is hand-me-down but she owns the completed works of Terry Goodkind.

    When I go running in the evening I always pass by a guy with a picard pony tail and a utilikilt, I always cringe.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    While I find child beauty pageants and such really creepy, I don't feel that way about athletics.

    12 old girl can twirl better than just about anyone else on earth. Why should she wait 6 years to show off just because Preacher can't keep his hand out of his pants?

    No reason.

    Twirl on, Mei.

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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    moniker wrote: »
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    Asimov has been one of my favorite authors for about a decade, though I haven't read any of his stuff in quite a while.

    Yeah, the Foundation stuff totally helped shape how I view the world. For better or worse. Hopefully the former.

    I actually much prefer the robot short stories.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Regina Fong wrote: »
    While I find child beauty pageants and such really creepy, I don't feel that way about athletics.

    12 old girl can twirl better than just about anyone else on earth. Why should she wait 6 years to show off just because Preacher can't keep his hand out of his pants?

    No reason.

    Twirl on, Mei.

    What can I say it just reminds me too much of "Baton dick girl rape squad" and I'm only human jeep.

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    FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    She owns more than three species of pets, one of which lives in a tank that hasn't been cleaned in three months.

    She spends half the year preparing for Ren Faire and the other half of the year recovering from Ren Faire.

    Her 1993 Corolla has bumper stickers reading "Blessed Be" and "Not All Who Wander Are Lost." At least one of those stickers in printed in Papyrus.

    Her D&D character has more work experience than she does.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Feral wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Sword twirly girl is attractive, but she's got a creepy intensity to her, and on top of that appears to be dressed in cosplay, so she's definately a nutter.

    I bet her boyfriend is 25 years her senior and regularly wears a utilikilt.

    Also, I bet all of her furniture is hand-me-down but she owns the completed works of Terry Goodkind.

    :lol:

    way to channel Will

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    CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの 電車内Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Good morning [chat].

    Anyone up for a rousing game of Knokkers?

    500x_knokkers.jpg

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Man Feral, the hate, its palpable.

    Gooood gooooooooood

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Feral wrote: »
    She owns more than three species of pets, one of which lives in a tank that hasn't been cleaned in three months.

    She spends half the year preparing for Ren Faire and the other half of the year recovering from Ren Faire.

    Her 1993 Corolla has bumper stickers reading "Blessed Be" and "Not All Who Wander Are Lost." At least one of those stickers in printed in Papyrus.

    Her D&D character has more work experience than she does.

    Damn Feral is just listing off all of jucars wants in a lady.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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