I had an idea for a patriotic rear windshield mural
A red, blue and star-studded bald eagle ripping through a confederate flag, shedding a single tear in which the reflections of the twin towers are visible
THESE COLORS
NEVER FORGET
the gas station where i buy booze has bics with a screeching eagle posed in the foreground while the twin towers crumble behind him, themselves framed by a waving american flag
fuckin' want it
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america's true patriots are the ones struggling to pick up their wallets, out of breath, heaving for the cheeseburger they cannot have without the wallet
america's true patriots are the ones struggling to pick up their wallets, out of breath, heaving for the cheeseburger they cannot have without the wallet
FandyienBut Otto, what about us? Registered Userregular
edited February 2011
the other day this whale of a woman was trying to buy a huge stack of frozen cheeseburgers and shitty candy/soda and she dropped her EBT food stamp card
watching her try to pick it up with her half dozen retarded children running amok around her, wheezing and straight up struggling, i genuinely thought about just
the other day this whale of a woman was trying to buy a huge stack of frozen cheeseburgers and shitty candy/soda and she dropped her EBT food stamp card
watching her try to pick it up with her half dozen retarded children running amok around her, wheezing and straight up struggling, i genuinely thought about just
the other day this whale of a woman was trying to buy a huge stack of frozen cheeseburgers and shitty candy/soda and she dropped her EBT food stamp card
watching her try to pick it up with her half dozen retarded children running amok around her, wheezing and straight up struggling, i genuinely thought about just
lighting myself on fire
like looking into the Abyss
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edited February 2011
the grease fire from that woman would eclipse the sun itself
i can't be responsible for that
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the other day this whale of a woman was trying to buy a huge stack of frozen cheeseburgers and shitty candy/soda and she dropped her EBT food stamp card
watching her try to pick it up with her half dozen retarded children running amok around her, wheezing and straight up struggling, i genuinely thought about just
lighting myself on fire
like looking into the Abyss
then she got mad we were out of newports and got really huffy about the price of a blunt
the other day this whale of a woman was trying to buy a huge stack of frozen cheeseburgers and shitty candy/soda and she dropped her EBT food stamp card
watching her try to pick it up with her half dozen retarded children running amok around her, wheezing and straight up struggling, i genuinely thought about just
lighting myself on fire
oh no, poor people!! aghhhh!
i knew someone would say this
acknowledging someone's social status and the factors that cause it doesn't make some people from the lower class any less distateful then any other fatass with bad habits
the other day this whale of a woman was trying to buy a huge stack of frozen cheeseburgers and shitty candy/soda and she dropped her EBT food stamp card
watching her try to pick it up with her half dozen retarded children running amok around her, wheezing and straight up struggling, i genuinely thought about just
lighting myself on fire
oh no, poor people!! aghhhh!
i knew someone would say this
acknowledging someone's social status and the factors that cause it doesn't make some people from the lower class any less distateful then any other fatass with bad habits
Her car was full of bumper stickers, so many that they wouldn't all fit on the back and the back halves of the sides of the car were plastered with them too. Stickers like 'I don't believe the liberal media' or 'I support the troops', and no less than three Tea Party stickers as well as at least two 'Never forget 9/11' ones.
Also, when I saw the lady herself, she had the sour-faced countenance of someone who cannot believe what this Glorious Country has become, and also she had an american flag fanny pack.
America.
If I visit the USA and don't see someone like this I am going to be very disappointed.
You will.
Before you even get through passport control.
Excellent!
Mori this was an excellent description. Thank you!
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watching her try to pick it up with her half dozen retarded children running amok around her, wheezing and straight up struggling, i genuinely thought about just
lighting myself on fire
She would have burned better.
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like looking into the Abyss
i can't be responsible for that
then she got mad we were out of newports and got really huffy about the price of a blunt
This is a truck i see near weekly. there is a better one, but i never see it in the parking lot anymore.
I made it through school silently, which immediately tipped the whole world off that I was upset
But then the bell rang I got to leave and I was sitting at my little brother's school waiting for him to get out
And I just started bawling. And that was when a group of about 15 of my friends walked by
I am incredibly super duper lucky to have the loving, caring, friends that I do. They have always been so supportive and accepting.
But that didn't make it any less embarrassing.
I did
sorry
No it sucks that you had a bad day man
I'm glad your buddies helped you out.
did you
not make the cheerleading team?
i knew someone would say this
acknowledging someone's social status and the factors that cause it doesn't make some people from the lower class any less distateful then any other fatass with bad habits
probably misses his old glasses.
I don't know.
Just a bad head day.
it would be almost exactly like that buddhist monk
I kind of want to meet that guy and be like
hey
you made a really good thing, guy.
Super beat.
bad habits are grody
And Race cars with machine guns?
Socialist!
These guys may be dick-stabbing petfuckers to work for, but their prices are good and their service is good also.
aw shit
So much for sleep again tonight.
Shit how am I supposed to break these anyway, they aren't even like a half centimeter across.
People in poverty will now be known as poverts.
And they will be fined.
Oops I'm going to jail.
WOLFTRUCKS
wolftruckomix?
this needs to be a thing
judge: And pray tell, how come you have nothing?
defendant: It got taken away from me.
judge: Deserves you right, you povert.
and trundled off to the jungle
off she rode with a trumpety trump
trump trump trump
Mori this was an excellent description. Thank you!