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"Smartest" Man in the world

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    Butters wrote:
    He's not retarded. He said he has a super high IQ.

    oh yeah my mistake

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    i've known geniuses unable to tie their shoes or drive a motor vehicle

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  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Science is on the side of Rank.

    HOWEVER, the Smartest Man in the World is not on the side of Science!

    DILEMMA

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    SpongeCake wrote:
    Science is on the side of Rank.

    HOWEVER, the Smartest Man in the World is not on the side of Science!

    DILEMMA

    I say we measure the size of their heads to be sure.

    Butters on
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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Butters wrote:
    SpongeCake wrote:
    Science is on the side of Rank.

    HOWEVER, the Smartest Man in the World is not on the side of Science!

    DILEMMA

    I say we measure the size of their heads to be sure.

    Phrenology was dismissed as quackery several hundred years ago.

    Raijin Quickfoot on
  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Butters wrote:
    SpongeCake wrote:
    Science is on the side of Rank.

    HOWEVER, the Smartest Man in the World is not on the side of Science!

    DILEMMA

    I say we measure the size of their heads to be sure.

    Phrenology was dismissed as quackery several hundred years ago.

    Your face was dismissed as shit several hundred years shut up.

    SpongeCake on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    i want a phrenology model

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  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    misbehavin wrote:
    yeah, challenging kids at their actual level and providing them with consistent challenges to work through is a totally bad idea. They should be left in the same cesspool of eating crayons and coloring by numbers until the eighth grade like nature intended.

    Actually, yes, I believe they should be.

    Why is this country so hung up on accomplishment and advancement? Just because a kid is revealed to have more cognitive potential than another kid doesn't mean you need to start cramming shit down their gullet. Let them be a kid, learn organically, and grow naturally. I promise you, if they are truly as smart at these tests reveal, they will learn, almost entirely on their own. They'll read, study and be curious about the world without your help, and your "help" is much more likely to cause rebellious behavior.

    you're a fucking retard.

    then what the hell is the point of schools? We should just let kids go off and play by the creek every god damned day of their lives, lord knows you can learn everything you need to by chucking rocks at the fat kid and popping wheelies on your bike.

    Look, dude, kids need to be separated and challenged. You can't expect a kid who naturally picks up long division quickly to have to sit there and do it over and over again until the stupidest kid in the class finally gets it without getting bored and frustrated.

    Basically, you're an idiot and a whiner and oh woe is me I was challenged as a kid and now I failed everything because oh no people expected shit out of me

    Well, that's fine if that's your opinion. But personally, I feel schools at the early ages (kindergarten through about 5th grade) are much more for social development than actual intellectual development. I don't give a shit if a kid can do long division without trying and the other kids can't, you shouldn't be advancing him away from his peers at such an early age. It truly bothers me when I see young kids skipping several grades.

    But, that's just me. I'm not complaining, as I said, I'm perfectly pleased with my life and I have not failed by any means. I just think too much emphasis is put on kids achieving things and being challenged at an age when they should basically just be learning to work with others and develop socially.

    Once the kid gets old enough, yes, things should stratify. But, as I have said several times, I am talking about KIDS. Little people. NOT young adults.

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  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    i want a phrenology model

    I have a Phrenology bust. It's awesome.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    SpongeCake wrote:
    Butters wrote:
    SpongeCake wrote:
    Science is on the side of Rank.

    HOWEVER, the Smartest Man in the World is not on the side of Science!

    DILEMMA

    I say we measure the size of their heads to be sure.

    Phrenology was dismissed as quackery several hundred years ago.

    Your face was dismissed as shit several hundred years shut up.

    BOOM, bitch!

    Butters on
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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    SpongeCake wrote:
    Butters wrote:
    SpongeCake wrote:
    Science is on the side of Rank.

    HOWEVER, the Smartest Man in the World is not on the side of Science!

    DILEMMA

    I say we measure the size of their heads to be sure.

    Phrenology was dismissed as quackery several hundred years ago.

    Your face was dismissed as shit several hundred years shut up.

    Of course you'd say that...you have the brainpan of a stagecoach tilter!

    Raijin Quickfoot on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    SpongeCake wrote:
    i want a phrenology model

    I have a Phrenology bust. It's awesome.

    take me now

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    SpongeCake wrote:
    i want a phrenology model

    I have a Phrenology bust. It's awesome.

    take me now

    With a Philoprogenitiveness lump like that? Not likely!

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    i probably should have stayed in ib or advanced placement or whatever so i could have college paid for and be realizing my potential i guess but i decided to go out and make oddles of mistakes first so when i get to the real world i'm ready to roll on some bitches
    IB is awful fuck it so hard

    it is basically "do you want to interact with your peers or would you like us to put this whip to your back for essentially the next eight years"

    dropping it was probably the best decision i made as a teenager but man i got shitty looks from teachers for the next two years

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  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    i probably should have stayed in ib or advanced placement or whatever so i could have college paid for and be realizing my potential i guess but i decided to go out and make oddles of mistakes first so when i get to the real world i'm ready to roll on some bitches
    IB is awful fuck it so hard

    You're not even kidding

    I hated IB so fucking much in school

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  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    What's IB guys?

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  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    International Baccalaureate

    It's for smart kids

    And demolishing social lives and any form of spirit other than the spirit of work

    Nucsh on
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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    SpongeCake wrote:
    What's IB guys?

    international bacclaureate

    it's like advanced high school because you scored high on some tests so now they want to seclude you from everyone and torture your ass non-stop throughout high school

    which was fine when i got straight a's in it freshmen year and was a damn shut in but then you realize you won't get to enjoy your formative years pretty much at all

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  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The closest I got to being "special" was when some primary school teacher took me and some other girl out of our class to do some extra testing. She told us that if any of the other kids asked what were doing to say we were just helping her with some chores to prevent further social rejection.

    Neither of us heard anything about it after that so I guess we were comfortably mediocre. Either that or we were sexually molested and I supressed the traumatic memory by transforming it into some exam situation.

    Either way.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Sounds like NHS on steroids.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Butters wrote:
    Sounds like NHS on steroids.

    that's essentially the idea

    they expected you to do way more than just schoolwork too, like guilting you into joining student government and debate and having a compulsary 100 hours of community service before you passed

    and i didn't have a car so fuck that shit

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    Butters wrote:
    Sounds like NHS on steroids.

    that's essentially the idea

    they expected you to do way more than just schoolwork too, like guilting you into joining student government and debate and having a compulsary 100 hours of community service before you passed

    and i didn't have a car so fuck that shit

    I forget the amount of hours of service NHS wanted but after heard about that and the essays I said fuck it as well. I wasn't trying for Ivy League or anything anyway.

    Butters on
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  • KaennethKaenneth Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I broke the scale of the only proper I.Q. test I ever took. (to see if I qualified for the 'Gifted' program), the test was capped at 140, I was somewhere above there.

    I qualified for the Gifted Program, but also had to go to 'short bus' classes because of 'behavior issues' (some other kids kept trying to fight me. fortunetly, the Principal allowed me to leave school 5 minutes before anyone else so I had a head start) so I spent half the day in the Gifted program, the other half in the 'special' class.

    On the PSAT/NMSQT I scored 99.9th percentile math, 99.7th verbal, with a selection index of 210. The second highest score in the history of the school district prior to that was 176.

    I competed for some scholorships, with the FBLA club in a competition based on multiple choice tests, on the subject of "Computer Applications". I scored 98 out of 100; the second highest was 78. I actually studied for that test, even though I knew computers already. Which was the only way I could have scored so well since the questions were about utterly useless things such as magnetic core memory, COBOL, and Punchcard level technology, in the frigging 1990's. It wasn't supposed to be a 'history' test, it was just incredibly out of date.

    They disqualified me because I must have cheated to do so well. and when I tried again the next year, they disqualified me for having won the prior year. So, no Scholarships, no Internship at IBM, No trip to Washington DC, or Anahiem CA for national level competition. At that point, after shrugging off the prior year cheating accusation (with no proof, or idea from them about how it was possible for me to have cheated) I stayed home from school for several weeks, and missed to many days to complete that school year; so I got permission to drop out of school, and get a GED instead.

    After some years of performing terribly at various jobs, at the age of 23 I finally got diagnosed with ADHD. Just a few months before my genetic arthritis kicked in. so, ten years later, now that I finally have a medication combination that works for both Arthitis and ADHD, I'm finally looking at going to college.

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  • NoomNoom Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    In my IQ test you have to tap your donger on a table while a scientician takes notes.

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  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Kaenneth wrote:
    I broke the scale of the only proper I.Q. test I ever took.

    I started hating you here.

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  • Riggs BlitzkriegRiggs Blitzkrieg Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I blew up the test with my huge brain

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    SpongeCake wrote:
    Kaenneth wrote:
    I broke the scale of the only proper I.Q. test I ever took.

    I started hating you here.

    He means the size of his head was too big for the scale.

    Butters on
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  • ham hammerham hammer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Noom wrote:
    In my IQ test you have to tap your donger on a table while a scientician takes notes.

    Dong wrestling?

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  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Butters wrote:
    SpongeCake wrote:
    Kaenneth wrote:
    I broke the scale of the only proper I.Q. test I ever took.

    I started hating you here.

    He means the size of his head was too big for the scale.

    Scienticians should start using those industrial head-measuring-devices like I see advertised on tee vee.

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  • NoomNoom Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ham hammer wrote:
    Noom wrote:
    In my IQ test you have to tap your donger on a table while a scientician takes notes.

    Dong wrestling?
    It is a pretty accurate test.
    Women don't seem to do very well on it though.

    Noom on
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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Kaenneth wrote:
    I broke the scale of the only proper I.Q. test I ever took. (to see if I qualified for the 'Gifted' program), the test was capped at 140, I was somewhere above there.

    I qualified for the Gifted Program, but also had to go to 'short bus' classes because of 'behavior issues' (some other kids kept trying to fight me. fortunetly, the Principal allowed me to leave school 5 minutes before anyone else so I had a head start) so I spent half the day in the Gifted program, the other half in the 'special' class.

    On the PSAT/NMSQT I scored 99.9th percentile math, 99.7th verbal, with a selection index of 210. The second highest score in the history of the school district prior to that was 176.

    I competed for some scholorships, with the FBLA club in a competition based on multiple choice tests, on the subject of "Computer Applications". I scored 98 out of 100; the second highest was 78. I actually studied for that test, even though I knew computers already. Which was the only way I could have scored so well since the questions were about utterly useless things such as magnetic core memory, COBOL, and Punchcard level technology, in the frigging 1990's. It wasn't supposed to be a 'history' test, it was just incredibly out of date.

    They disqualified me because I must have cheated to do so well. and when I tried again the next year, they disqualified me for having won the prior year. So, no Scholarships, no Internship at IBM, No trip to Washington DC, or Anahiem CA for national level competition. At that point, after shrugging off the prior year cheating accusation (with no proof, or idea from them about how it was possible for me to have cheated) I stayed home from school for several weeks, and missed to many days to complete that school year; so I got permission to drop out of school, and get a GED instead.

    After some years of performing terribly at various jobs, at the age of 23 I finally got diagnosed with ADHD. Just a few months before my genetic arthritis kicked in. so, ten years later, now that I finally have a medication combination that works for both Arthitis and ADHD, I'm finally looking at going to college.
    i was diagnosed with adhd when i was a kid

    went on ritalin for a while, didn't work, so i stopped taking it

    i'm pretty ok now, must have been a misdiagnosis

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    SpongeCake wrote:
    Butters wrote:
    SpongeCake wrote:
    Kaenneth wrote:
    I broke the scale of the only proper I.Q. test I ever took.

    I started hating you here.

    He means the size of his head was too big for the scale.

    Scienticians should start using those industrial head-measuring-devices like I see advertised on tee vee.

    I never knew the thigh master had a second function.

    Butters on
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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    I took some IQ tests. They called me gifted and shit. I still got C's in High School.


    Fuck the system!

    Raijin Quickfoot on
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I took some IQ tests. They called me gifted and shit. I still got C's in High School.


    Fuck the system!

    high school wasn't meant for people like us

    all flipping off the man with our superior intellect by not doing the assignments or showing up for class because we're above that shit

    all working some shitty desk job three years later

    mrpaku on
  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I once got punched by some kid with ADHD after tackling him in a game of Rugby. He just turned right around and socked me right in the face.

    Man, it was a legitimate tackle as well.

    What a cool story.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    I took some IQ tests. They called me gifted and shit. I still got C's in High School.


    Fuck the system!

    high school wasn't meant for people like us

    all flipping off the man with our superior intellect by not doing the assignments or showing up for class because we're above that shit

    all working some shitty desk job three years later

    Fuck desks. I work at Best Buy. Selling cameras to some of the richest fuckers in the country.

    Raijin Quickfoot on
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    SpongeCake wrote:
    I once got punched by some kid with ADHD after tackling him in a game of Rugby. He just turned right around and socked me right in the face.

    Man, it was a legitimate tackle as well.

    What a cool story.

    did you used to be an angry little mexican kid

    named josh?

    mrpaku on
  • KaennethKaenneth Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Butters wrote:
    SpongeCake wrote:
    Kaenneth wrote:
    I broke the scale of the only proper I.Q. test I ever took.

    I started hating you here.

    He means the size of his head was too big for the scale.

    I think I was fairly clear that the test only went up to 140; while the I.Q. 'Bell Curve' is mapped from 50 to 150. the term 'broke the scale' is what the tester told me later on. (I met him a few years ago, when I was going to vote at the polling place in the local school, and we got to talking about ADHD, I wondered why I wasn't diagnosed while I was in school).

    I think my head is a fairly normal size. However, I do have no upper sinus cavity on my left side.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    I ain't got time to be sitting behind desks.

    Raijin Quickfoot on
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