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New Comic Thread, March 11th, 2011

SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう판다리아Registered User regular
edited March 2011 in Social Entropy++
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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I have found my mission for PAX East.

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  • IloveslimesIloveslimes Everett, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Yeah, this seems like a bad comic to do just before a PAX. It's asking for uncomfortable urinal conversations.

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Is he supposed to be smiling huge while urinating or is that the bottom of his sideburn?

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  • SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Do reverent monks even use urinals? I always pictured monasteries as having single-occupancy bathrooms or outhouses or something.

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I hope Tycho doesn't want to pee for the next three days!

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    sideburns

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I always call BS on this kind of comic because of the time Whippy's lady & I found Jerry bouncing around in the middle of a crowd in a U-district club.

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  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I bet there will be some ladies trying to chat it up with Gabe in the womens restroom.

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  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    My rule is "don't use the fucking urinal idiot, use a stall".

    No chance at having pee bounce back at you. No chance of your peen hitting unsanitary conditions. No chance of engaging in conversation with people that think it's ok to parlé with their dick in their hands.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Hey Jerry let's shake hands no no it's cool see we both just washed our hands

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    "Whooo, this water sure is cold!"

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Meiz wrote: »
    My rule is "don't use the fucking urinal idiot, use a stall".

    No chance at having pee bounce back at you. No chance of your peen hitting unsanitary conditions. No chance of engaging in conversation with people that think it's ok to parlé with their dick in their hands.

    How the fuck do you piss? Your dick hits the urinal? What the fuck?

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    Fuck off and die.
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Using a urinal is in the top five reasons it's great to be a man.

    It's up there with being paid more and being able to open all of your jars.

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  • duraxdurax Who watches the watchdogs? Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Plus, if you use the toilet there's always the threat of the "Monkey Jar" trap scenario...

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  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I also vote for the fistbump to be the new official business greeting.

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  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Blake T wrote: »
    Using a urinal is in the top five reasons it's great to be a man.

    It's up there with being paid more and being able to open all of your jars.

    *spoiler'd for sideboob*
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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    What the shit

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  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Blake T wrote: »
    Using a urinal is in the top five reasons it's great to be a man.

    It's up there with being paid more and being able to open all of your jars.

    Am I a gender-traitor for teaching my sister and mother the hot-water-trick?

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  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Blake T wrote: »
    Using a urinal is in the top five reasons it's great to be a man.

    It's up there with being paid more and being able to open all of your jars.

    Being able to open jars is very important and would be quite impossible if you had to turn in your penis.
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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Blake T wrote: »
    Using a urinal is in the top five reasons it's great to be a man.

    what no

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
  • InvisibleInvisible Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Yes. I hate when people do that at work. Hey, how about having a conversation when I don't have my dick in my hand?

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Seriously wrote: »
    sideburns

    nah
    so much better if he's smiling the whole time.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    BRT aren't you like five? You can't talk about what is great about being a man.

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Cybertronian Paranormal Eliminator Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Yeah, this seems like a bad comic to do just before a PAX. It's asking for uncomfortable urinal conversations.

    At PAX Prime last year, at the second concert, in-between musical acts, I went to take a piss. While going, one of the other several gentlemen in the room started humming one of the songs, and before long there was at least four of us actively singing it as we merrily whizzed our bladders dry.

    PAX is a special place.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    Using a urinal is in the top five reasons it's great to be a man.

    It's up there with being paid more and being able to open all of your jars.

    Am I a gender-traitor for teaching my sister and mother the hot-water-trick?

    No because you see I am personally questioning whether or not you are a man yourself considering you knew of this trick to begin with. All a man need to open a jar are his hands and maybe a shirt.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    wait till you get to your mid-30s and you go into a bathroom to use the urinal, and you're the only person in there

    but you're getting old and even though you felt like you had to piss nothing is happening

    and then somebody else comes in to use the urinal next to you, pisses, washes up, leaves

    and then you slice your throat with a broken shard of porcelain I mean finally piss

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  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Blake T wrote: »
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    Using a urinal is in the top five reasons it's great to be a man.

    It's up there with being paid more and being able to open all of your jars.

    Am I a gender-traitor for teaching my sister and mother the hot-water-trick?

    No because you see I am personally questioning whether or not you are a man yourself considering you knew of this trick to begin with. All a man need to open a jar are his hands and maybe a shirt.

    A true man uses his intelligence to make tasks easier.

    edit: also you obviously know exactly what I'm talking about, so you're just as guilty.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Pfft that sounds like being a pussy to me.

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  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Men smash and yell at obstacle, then push through.

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  • BlackDoveBlackDove Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    SabreMau wrote: »
    Do reverent monks even use urinals? I always pictured monasteries as having single-occupancy bathrooms or outhouses or something.

    I'm sure it comes up when they go to Vegas to gamble.

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  • HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Urinals are fine and dandy out in public but at home its sit n pee time for me. Just sit and relax all your troubles away through your penis.

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  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    i plan on living fast and dying young

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Blake T wrote: »
    BRT aren't you like five? You can't talk about what is great about being a man.

    okay but

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
  • HtownHtown Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    is this the first comic with actual urine in it?

    Also, urinals can be bad but the worst, the WORST, is when you go to a stadium or something and they just have that freakin trough. Nothing good happens there.

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  • SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Htown wrote: »
    is this the first comic with actual urine in it?

    Maybe this one?

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  • IvarIvar Oslo, NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I can't see any urine in that comic

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Ivar wrote: »
    I can't see any urine in that comic

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    There you go buddy.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I kind of have a fear of using urinals. I'm getting over it though.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Meiz wrote: »
    My rule is "don't use the fucking urinal idiot, use a stall".

    No chance at having pee bounce back at you. No chance of your peen hitting unsanitary conditions. No chance of engaging in conversation with people that think it's ok to parlé with their dick in their hands.

    My rule is be a man and not a little bitch

    #pipe on
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