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New Comic Thread, March 11th, 2011
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No chance at having pee bounce back at you. No chance of your peen hitting unsanitary conditions. No chance of engaging in conversation with people that think it's ok to parlé with their dick in their hands.
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How the fuck do you piss? Your dick hits the urinal? What the fuck?
It's up there with being paid more and being able to open all of your jars.
Satans..... hints.....
*spoiler'd for sideboob*
Am I a gender-traitor for teaching my sister and mother the hot-water-trick?
Being able to open jars is very important and would be quite impossible if you had to turn in your penis.
what no
nah
so much better if he's smiling the whole time.
Satans..... hints.....
At PAX Prime last year, at the second concert, in-between musical acts, I went to take a piss. While going, one of the other several gentlemen in the room started humming one of the songs, and before long there was at least four of us actively singing it as we merrily whizzed our bladders dry.
PAX is a special place.
No because you see I am personally questioning whether or not you are a man yourself considering you knew of this trick to begin with. All a man need to open a jar are his hands and maybe a shirt.
Satans..... hints.....
but you're getting old and even though you felt like you had to piss nothing is happening
and then somebody else comes in to use the urinal next to you, pisses, washes up, leaves
and then you slice your throat with a broken shard of porcelain I mean finally piss
A true man uses his intelligence to make tasks easier.
edit: also you obviously know exactly what I'm talking about, so you're just as guilty.
Satans..... hints.....
I'm sure it comes up when they go to Vegas to gamble.
okay but
Also, urinals can be bad but the worst, the WORST, is when you go to a stadium or something and they just have that freakin trough. Nothing good happens there.
Maybe this one?
There you go buddy.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
My rule is be a man and not a little bitch
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