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This made me laugh. I have low standards.
Time to start mass-producing erotic fiction
he seemed like a cool guy. it must be intimidating to be both in a foreign country and also surrounded by people you don't know in a social situation.
I really liked his original dragon people setting when I was a kid too.
*fake edit* Dragonrealm
Dude I don't have options one or three in the house, and by the time I thaw out a chicken breast, season it, cook it in a pan until it's not pink any more, and eat it, I'll be late :x
You know, if a girl oiled up her boobs...
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Daaamn...
Eurgh.
That's fine. Just don't infringe on my trademarked furry erotic fanfic manga featuring CardboardTube and Irondwill
next time you go to the grocer, you should stock up on some easy-to-eat provisions. it's usually situations where i eat for convenience or under a schedule that i eat the worst.
can of tuna, drop or two of olive oil, some basil, some sliced olives
nom
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Yeah my girlfriend was feeling the same way. I told her she could have gotten up and talked to people with me but she was like "I don't know anyone!" "Well neither do I, technically."
it's the exact case I already have! this might sound bad, but it's actually great. I don't need a new case anyway, but if for some reason I do I'd want to stick with this one.
lean cuisine frozen meals
My little brownies
Shaped like ponies with white chocolate designs on their asses
yep
also: can of tuna (strained), dollop of greek yogurt, minced celery and onion, maybe a smidge of dijon mustard and a minced jalapeno, salt, pepper, maybe some cayenne pepper. eat on a bed of baby spinach or arugula or greens. easy, healthy tuna salad.
slimy hams
That's what I like in a woman
slimy hams and swampy beef curtains
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
i do not really like them on several levels: i think they taste bad, i think they're kind of artificial and not real food, and i think that kind of convenience kind of teaches people poor food habits.
that said, frankie has them for lunch just about every day and they seem to be working for her, so my personal distaste for them doesn't mean that they can't be effective.
They're so intimidating in meaninful discussions!
how dare you
of course we know each other after all we... did
That would be nice
Now there is an image.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2nOLGNjWnk
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
*adds that one to the list of horrifying euphemisms for the vagina*
So far the list is:
Floppy Mucous Hole
Bologna Flower
Swampy Beef Curtains
"I'm gross!"
"So? I'm a boy. You see how I live, right?"
I might not look like much but I know how to talk to the ladies.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
They had a high score contest. Winner takes home a free, autographed PS3. These are the guys who made Precipice and Deathspank.
Long version:
Naturally I assumed I had no chance, and some 12 year old asian kid was guaranteed a free PS3.
So I played, and for about an hour I was right. Then it was just like... I got the game. Instead of constantly scoring 300,000, or 80,000 or 50, I score 6 million. Then 7 million.
After about 20 minutes and with people watching me, bam. 10,777,770. My actual score, I shit no one.
So I'm ecstatic, and the girl who held the high score comes over, shakes my hand, then beats it like 15 minutes later by a few hundred thousand. I'm depressed, and my PS3 is slipping away. So I hit the game. Suddenly, 11.5 million. That's a whole million higher from what it was. Unthinkable.
There's a guy there, too. Turns out the girl and he are internet BF/GFs meeting for the first time at PAX. He already has a PS3, so he's winning it for her. It's 2 against one.
The guy blows, though, so while I have the 11.5 they're both trying, and I've gotten off the machines (1 xbox and 4 PS3s) as courtesy. We all three made that habit for some reason. High score holder refrained from additional play. I will say that despite the extreme tension Saturday and Sunday, it was the most fun, competitive game playing I've ever had. The entire time we were taunting each other, and helping each other out with tips. It was PAX, really.
So I'm watching the guy, he's suffering through, and all of a sudden the girl scores 12.2. Stupidly high, like, wtf high. That's when I learn that the publisher, Joel's high score is 12.8.
I'm blown away by this, and feel like I'm entering a whole new field. We're approaching the numbers of the devs.
So I hit the machines. She prefers the Xbox, and it has worked wonders for her, but the screen it's connected to is too low, so I'm stuck on the PS3s. The score hopes back and forth a few more times in barely higher increments. I win, the guy actually wins it, then the girl leaves after getting like 12.4 or 12.5. She walks off, and I'm stuck struggling through like a child.
My wife comes over to collect me, as the expo hall closes in an hour or less. She's idly chatting with a person we're staying with and bam. 12,987,519. I remember quite clearly. I beat Joel's score.
Joel is an awesome guy, btw. So he was away doing business while this happens and when he finally comes back he sees me smiling, he begins, "Oh, beat the score again did you-" And just stops when he sees the number. Like completely stunned.
It is then when I learn the QA guys high score. The in-house high score officially is somewhere in the 14 millions.
So the guy and girl never come back, and Saturday ends with a PS3 practically in my hands. I eagerly fall asleep just anxious to get back there and hold my score (contest was supposed to end 1pm Sunday, got bumped to 2pm. Naturally to give the other two more time to defeat me!)
I sleep in, and I'm frantic. Less time to practice! My score could already be dust!
I get to the booth at noon. My score is in tact. The guy is playing and the girl is watching him. So are the two publishers, and a few bystanders. They've been there all morning. I get there at noon, and within literally 5 minutes... Guy scores 13.5 million.
I sink. It's over for my. I'm boned. I walk depressed over to a machine to beat a score I know I won't be able to. First try, 13.7 million. They were still celebrating. They weren't even done putting up the new stickers on the screens to display the new high score. They were euphoric. Love would conquer all. The natives would drive out the evil foreigner who just showed up Saturday. The boyfriend and girlfriend would have a memorable PAX and he'd be her knight, get her a PS3.
And I fuck them over in the middle of the rolling credits.
Anyway, I've still got two more hours of waiting. The guy is playing again (the girl at this point is out of the contest. She can't keep up, and the highest she can get is 12.5 or so. The guy, however, grew into a champion.) I decide I'll break the rules a little and play for fun while I wait. A couple guys come over and ask me if they can watch. I remember specifically telling them, "Prepare not to be impressed, I screw up constantly."
Like, second time playing in front of them, third time for the day. 14.2 million.
The guy eventually scores 13.9 around 1:50, which would have beaten my high score and probably sealed him the PS3 if I hadn't played that round.
Short version:
damn that does sound good.
Should
http://www.singletrackworld.com/2011/03/video-student-carnage/
Only a Neanderthal would use that.
Oh Cass
I'm sure we could top that if we all put our heads together
how about fuck chute
PSN/XBL: Zampanov -- Steam: Zampanov
We could add some adjectives.